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The beauty of reading is that you never know what strange word constructions your eyes might come across—it’s an exercise in expanding our imaginations. Meanwhile, the beauty of writing lies in the fact that sometimes, when you’re caught up in the flow of things, you never truly know what you’ll end up saying until you put pen to paper (or, rather, pixelated ink to word processing documents).

Any writer worth their salt knows the joy of writing something powerful, unique, and mesmerizing. However, people create new and interesting sentences all the time, whether they’re amateur writers, seasoned professionals, or hate writing altogether.

Sometimes, these new sentences appear entirely by accident. Sometimes, after someone slips the Muses a $5 bill. Don’t believe us? Well then, you’re in for a treat. Today, we’re featuring the r/BrandNewSentence subreddit, a community of nearly 1 million members, entirely dedicated to the sentence “never before written, found in the wild.” It’s a writer’s, reader’s, and language-lover’s dream subreddit.

Bored Panda reached out to Doug Murano to learn about how to write impactful sentences that jump off the page, and what mistakes new writers should avoid making. (Spoiler warning: the idea that less is more definitely still applies.) Doug is a writer, Bram Stoker Award-winning editor, and the founder of Bad Hand Books.

"A teacher of mine once told me words aren't the basic units of meaning—sentences are. So this is an important consideration," he told us. According to Doug, a lot of what makes sentences shine comes down to context and rhythm, not the "particular ingredients" of a sentence. "If you're a writer, that means vary up your sentence lengths and listen to the momentum you're creating. You can lull your reader into a groove with sentences that stretch on, describe setting, investigate a character's state of mind or follow action. Then add a punch at the end with a shorter sentence. It works."

When you’re done upvoting the most unusual and fresh sentences in this list, Bored Panda invites you to read through our first article about r/BrandNewStence. You can find it right over here. And if you can remember the most bizarre sentence you’ve ever written, dear Pandas, we’d love it if you shared it in the comment section.

#1

Cover Your Shoulders With Knives

Cover Your Shoulders With Knives

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Writer and editor Doug told Bored Panda that in order to get a reader's attention, a sentence doesn't necessarily have to be bizarre or unusual. However, it all depends on the context.

"Opening lines for stories or essays often benefit from a little twist because they're meant to draw a reader into the world you're creating. Then again, one of the most famous sentences in the English language is 'Jesus wept,' which is short, straightforward, and not bizarre, unusual, or even that descriptive. I'll bang this drum again: if context isn't everything, it's most of it."

#2

Supportive Grandma

Supportive Grandma

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#3

Ur Mouth Can Remember It

Ur Mouth Can Remember It

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Doug told Bored Panda that many new writers cannot grasp the idea that they should be writing less and omitting some details. "New writers often believe more is more and, as a result, they'll start doing something I call 'tap-dancing in front of a burning building.' Essentially, this means you're drawing more attention to yourself as a writer than the picture you're trying to create because you lack restraint. Let the reader fill in some of the gaps in their own minds and resist the urge to toss descriptive and figurative language in every sentence."

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Founded back in the summer of 2018, r/BrandNewSentence celebrates the idea that never before seen sentences can pop up at any time, in any place. Whatever you might think of social media, you can’t deny that it’s a goldmine of awesome content if you know where to look. And the members of r/BrandNewSentence definitely know where to look.

Naturally, the subreddit is all about uniqueness, so reposts aren’t allowed. According to the mods, in order for a sentence to qualify for being posted on the sub, it has to “never been said before,” cannot be an idiom, and has to be “humorous or confusingly worded.”

#4

That'd Be Great

That'd Be Great

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#5

A Two Pound Meat Potato

A Two Pound Meat Potato

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#6

What If I'm That One?

What If I'm That One?

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The subreddit’s moderators suggest that people check the uniqueness of a sentence by searching for it on Google (don’t forget the double quotation marks to look for exact quotes) before posting anything.

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“If the results produced are many and have various apparition dates, it is most likely that the sentence is brand new. If there are many results, but all on the same day, the sentence is likely new (and therefore qualifies for this sub) but has become popular (which is OK),” they explain.

#7

Individually Assigned Rodent Friend

Individually Assigned Rodent Friend

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#8

“Trick Or Treatment?”

“Trick Or Treatment?”

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#9

41,460 Tacos Is A Lot…

41,460 Tacos Is A Lot…

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Previously, Bored Panda spoke to Dr. Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, about keeping our English skills sharp and our grammar game up to par. According to her, there are some pitfalls that non-native speakers tend to fall into when learning English.

“For students whose native language lacks articles (a, an, the), articles are by far the hardest category of words to master. Verb tense/aspect is also really hard—the difference between ‘I read,’ ‘I am reading,’ and ‘I do read’ is nonexistent in many other languages,” Lisa told us. However, native speakers deal with their own linguistic challenges.

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#10

Beer Angel

Beer Angel

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#11

Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect

Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect

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#12

Exclusively By

Exclusively By

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In her experience as an editor, as well as a teacher, Lisa noticed that native speakers have a lot of trouble with past passive participles in speech (for example. saying ‘I had went’). When it comes to writing, they find punctuation, homophones (for instance, peek vs. peak), and misplaced modifiers challenging.

“Read! Read widely and frequently. Read magazines, newspapers, novels, even cereal boxes. But be careful when scrolling through social media, which although it can give you a good idea of current slang and shorthand, is often not a great model of clarity, accuracy, or good grammar,” the professor gave advice for anyone wanting to improve.

#13

I Believe It

I Believe It

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#14

Time Pillow And Duvet Of Truth

Time Pillow And Duvet Of Truth

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#15

I'm At A 70s Themed Cat Funeral

I'm At A 70s Themed Cat Funeral

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According to her, if we rely too much on spell-check and autocorrect, we can end up turning off our critical thinking skills. In short, we can forget how to think and write.

“Because spell-check and autocorrect are everywhere, what seems to be the biggest problem is words that are spelled correctly but aren’t the right word, like ‘form’ instead of ‘from,’ ‘it’s’ instead of ‘its,’ or ‘defiantly’ instead of ‘definitely.’”

#16

The Ratio Of Dog To Boy

The Ratio Of Dog To Boy

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#17

Or A Self-Checkout Machine

Or A Self-Checkout Machine

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#18

Brand New Sentence And I Don’t Think My Mans Took One Breath

Brand New Sentence And I Don’t Think My Mans Took One Breath

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The professor also suggests having someone look over your work in order to find any mistakes that you might have left behind.

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“When you’ve written something, your brain already knows what you’re thinking and what you meant to say, even if you didn’t actually say it. So when you read your own writing, you unconsciously fill in missing words, skip over typos, fail to see ambiguity, etc. Another person, someone who sees only what’s on the page and not what’s in your head, can help you spot mistakes and improve your writing. This is especially important if you are carving something in stone or getting a tattoo with words in it.”

#19

Have Fun Moving To Kansas You Tiny Idiot

Have Fun Moving To Kansas You Tiny Idiot

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#20

Hönkhalt

Hönkhalt

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#21

I Am Watering The Pianos

I Am Watering The Pianos

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#22

Poor Syntax Error

Poor Syntax Error

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#23

Cleetus Had Been Up For 3 Days Drinking Paint Tinner

Cleetus Had Been Up For 3 Days Drinking Paint Tinner

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#24

Eat, Pray, Stab

Eat, Pray, Stab

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#25

Hp P*ssyjet V5000

Hp P*ssyjet V5000

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#26

Lies And December

Lies And December

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#27

Fax-Sending Samurai

Fax-Sending Samurai

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#28

Raptor

 Raptor

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#29

Stay Hydrated!

Stay Hydrated!

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#30

Frenchman's Sock

Frenchman's Sock

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#31

Ur Not Better Than A Stegosaurus

Ur Not Better Than A Stegosaurus

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#32

Illegal Occupation Of November

Illegal Occupation Of November

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#33

Imagine Being Abducted By Aliens And They Give You A Gucci Belt

Imagine Being Abducted By Aliens And They Give You A Gucci Belt

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#34

Anybody?

Anybody?

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#35

Lower Case T's Started Hurting

Lower Case T's Started Hurting

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#36

Coping Mechanism Police

Coping Mechanism Police

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#37

Blaise

Blaise

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#38

"I Guess God Does Hair"

"I Guess God Does Hair"

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#39

Lip Guitar

Lip Guitar

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#40

"Releasing A Roomba Into The Greek Forums"

"Releasing A Roomba Into The Greek Forums"

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#41

Missed An Opportunity There

Missed An Opportunity There

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#42

Wondering When That Point Comes

Wondering When That Point Comes

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#43

The Pomegranate Trials

The Pomegranate Trials

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#44

Never Heard That One Before. Am I Wrong?

Never Heard That One Before. Am I Wrong?

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#45

Rhombus Of Doubt

Rhombus Of Doubt

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#46

I'm Going To Eat Rocks To Find The Good Ones

I'm Going To Eat Rocks To Find The Good Ones

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#47

Owning An Old Home

Owning An Old Home

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#48

Grape On Endangered Species List

Grape On Endangered Species List

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#49

"They Know So Much About Loafers It Ruined Their Life"

"They Know So Much About Loafers It Ruined Their Life"

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#50

Ska In A Nutshell

Ska In A Nutshell

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#51

Only Cowards And Fools Fear The Breast Monolith

Only Cowards And Fools Fear The Breast Monolith

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#52

Talk To The Lobsters

Talk To The Lobsters

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#53

When An Explosion Explodes Hard Enough

When An Explosion Explodes Hard Enough

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#54

I Think She's On To Us, Mathamachicken

I Think She's On To Us, Mathamachicken

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#55

It's True Though

It's True Though

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#56

The Shape Of Soup

The Shape Of Soup

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#57

Capital Numbers

Capital Numbers

DriftedSpice Report

#58

They Have The Meats

They Have The Meats

BlanketMage Report

#59

Giant Unkillable Sex Wizard

Giant Unkillable Sex Wizard

Thedepressionoftrees Report

#60

Sh*tting Myself And Mocking God

Sh*tting Myself And Mocking God

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#61

The Paradox Of Meat

The Paradox Of Meat

Here-For-The-Comment Report

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#62

Bot-Written Obituary

Bot-Written Obituary

LWYPLTDG Report

#63

Talking To A Marshmallow Sandwich

Talking To A Marshmallow Sandwich

Electronic_Egg Report

#64

You Are So Full Of Blood Jacob Now You're Just Being Selfish

You Are So Full Of Blood Jacob Now You're Just Being Selfish

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#65

I Thought He Was Always Watching. Always

I Thought He Was Always Watching. Always

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#66

I Thought A Rusty Trombone Was Something Else

I Thought A Rusty Trombone Was Something Else

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#67

The Future We Asked For

The Future We Asked For

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#68

Decades Of Microplastics In Your Brain

Decades Of Microplastics In Your Brain

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#69

Not Me I Like Mine Well Done

Not Me I Like Mine Well Done

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#70

All Of It

All Of It

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#71

Never Thought I Would Read Something Like This..

Never Thought I Would Read Something Like This..

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#72

I Want More Overgrown Ruins To Explore And If I Have To Make Them Myself Then So Be It

I Want More Overgrown Ruins To Explore And If I Have To Make Them Myself Then So Be It

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#73

What Does The Pigeon Say?

What Does The Pigeon Say?

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#74

This Lane Is For Crime

This Lane Is For Crime

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#75

The Perfect Plan

The Perfect Plan

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#76

Uncle/Stroke Victim Embracing The Memory Loss

Uncle/Stroke Victim Embracing The Memory Loss

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#77

There Is Only One Person In The World Who Can Prove That I'm Not A Cardinal

There Is Only One Person In The World Who Can Prove That I'm Not A Cardinal

Thedepressionoftrees Report

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#78

If I Get Trickshotted By Someone And On The Mic I Hear Oink Oink I’m Making F*cking Bacon

If I Get Trickshotted By Someone And On The Mic I Hear Oink Oink I’m Making F*cking Bacon

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#79

Gingerbread Is As Inscrutable And Fundamental As Carbon. Only We Can See The Horror

Gingerbread Is As Inscrutable And Fundamental As Carbon. Only We Can See The Horror

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#80

Lettuce Pray Before We Start The Feast

Lettuce Pray Before We Start The Feast

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#81

Flat Bigfoot

Flat Bigfoot

Thedepressionoftrees Report

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#82

Pterodactyl Tits

Pterodactyl Tits

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#83

She’s Built Like A Phospholipid

She’s Built Like A Phospholipid

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#84

Antidepressant Nerd Rope

Antidepressant Nerd Rope

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#85

You Wouldn't Download A Plant

You Wouldn't Download A Plant

Thedepressionoftrees Report

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#86

"I Wish I Was A Croissant"

"I Wish I Was A Croissant"

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#87

"You Kids Are Overeducated And Over-Gay"

"You Kids Are Overeducated And Over-Gay"

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#88

Rotate A Cow

Rotate A Cow

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#89

Stingray Bag

Stingray Bag

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#90

I'm Free After Noon But Before Bonky

I'm Free After Noon But Before Bonky

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#91

No That's Fine I Think An Element Of Danger At Brunch Is Sexy And Fun

No That's Fine I Think An Element Of Danger At Brunch Is Sexy And Fun

Thedepressionoftrees Report

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#92

I Prefer Shuffle

I Prefer Shuffle

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#93

Enough Reddit For Today

Enough Reddit For Today

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#94

Cursor Parking Lot

Cursor Parking Lot

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#95

Regional Jimspector

Regional Jimspector

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#96

Good Morning

Good Morning

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#97

“Tongue Kissing 4 Strangers Is Not An Immune System Flex”

“Tongue Kissing 4 Strangers Is Not An Immune System Flex”

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#98

I [36m] Am Polyamorous And My Partners [23f, 24f, 28f, 30f] Have Unionized

I [36m] Am Polyamorous And My Partners [23f, 24f, 28f, 30f] Have Unionized

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#99

’No-Yugioh’ Holiday

’No-Yugioh’ Holiday

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#100

Taser Napkin

Taser Napkin

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