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#2

This Is Adorable

Final score:

665points

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

My laughing just made the bed shake.

150points

A sense of humor is an attractive trait. Evolutionary psychologist Gil Greengross, Ph.D., said there is abundant cross-cultural evidence that shows that being funny makes you a more desirable mate. Especially if you're a man!

"For dating couples, the use of positive humor (for example, using humor to cheer up your date) can positively contribute to relationship satisfaction," Greengross wrote in Psychology Today. "The use of aggressive humor, on the other hand (teasing and making fun of your partner) has the opposite effect. These feelings can fluctuate on a day-to-day basis, depending on each partner’s use of humor."

#3

Being Cooped Up Has Us All Crazy

Final score:

630points

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River Webb 3 years ago

poor cat, it has no privacy

106points

#4

Today Is A Big Day For My Husband

Final score:

629points

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

Beyond cute.

130points

#5

My Wife And I Graduated From Med School Today

Final score:

623points

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River Webb 3 years ago

"back! I said BACK!"

165points

For long-term relationships, such as in marriages, couples generally share a similar sense of humor. But these similarities are not associated with greater marital satisfaction, nor with longer marriages.

"Perhaps not surprisingly, the research that resulted in this finding also found that couples with fewer children laugh more, compared to couples with a larger number of children."

"In another study, conducted with 3,000 married couples from five countries, both husbands and wives were found to be happier with a humorous partner, but this trait was reported to be more important for the marital satisfaction of the wives than the husbands. Interestingly, both husbands and wives thought that the husband was humorous more often. Regardless, married couples overwhelmingly say that humor has a positive impact on their marriages," Greengross explained.

#6

I Annoy My Wife By Doing This Every Time She Posts A Landscape Photo

Final score:

616points

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ThEboRedEsTpANdA 3 years ago

doing what?

75points

#7

That One Time We Met Jason Momoa And My Husband Came Up With This Great Idea. Two Years Later And I Haven't Washed My Hair

Final score:

600points

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KJ 3 years ago

I love this pic every time I see it, Jason seems like such a cool dude.

170points

#8

When Your Husband Finds Your Hairbrush

Final score:

597points

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spirit wolf 3 years ago

Relax people, stop being so judgy. There is something called postpartum hair loss, a lot of women have some serious hairfall after childbirth and also new mothers are rather very busy and hands full to care about a hairbrush.

335points

But what about those moments when things aren't going so well? Humor is a great icebreaker and a social lubricant, but can it also help resolve conflict in marriages?

In one study, researchers observed 60 newlywed couples when they discussed a problem in their marriage. They coded how much humor was used in the conversation and also completed a measure of life stress. What researchers discovered when they followed up 18 months later was quite surprising: in couples that reported high stress, the more the husband used humor, the greater the chance the couple would separate or divorce.

So I guess, timing is everything, guys. Not everything's a joke! But if you get it right, you get it right.

#9

Husband Got A Label Maker

Final score:

597points

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River Webb 3 years ago

huh this is actually really helpful, I thought this cat was a decorative vase or something

204points

#10

My Friend Finished Wrapping His Wife's Presents. Left One A Perfume, Right One A Sweater

Final score:

586points

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mcborge1 3 years ago

Boss level, ha ha.

169points

#11

What My Husband Sends Me While I'm At Work

Final score:

573points

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Buren 3 years ago

I like the doggo's proud expression

149points

#12

I Went Outside To Pick My Wife A Rose. I Think I Found The Perfect One

Final score:

563points

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Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

Out of curiosity, I rotated my phone 180 to see what "69" would be upside down. The result: I'm as dumb as I expected.

415points

#13

The House Was Way Too Quiet Yesterday While The Foster Kittens Were Out Having Playtime And My Boyfriend Was Supposed To Be Watching Them

Final score:

546points

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Beta 3 years ago

Cuteeeee!

96points

#14

A Year Ago I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was Ok

Final score:

541points

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Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

Babies need to learn about danger. Fantastic parenting, if you ask me.

21points

#15

Wife Said She Wanted A Small Coffee Table

Final score:

532points

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Beta 3 years ago

Perfect

94points

#16

God Speed. I'm Counting On You

Final score:

523points

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Sue Lynn Chan 3 years ago

Is he still alive? I need to know.

125points

#17

On The Left Is The Photo I Posted Of My Boyfriend And I, On The Right Is His Response

Final score:

517points

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River Webb 3 years ago

thats really cute, you both look so happy!

113points

#18

Looking Through My Husband's Military Coins And Found This Gem

Final score:

500points

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Beta 3 years ago

Omg they killed kenny! You bastard!

93points

#19

My Father Took The Time To Do This To My Mother Ladies And Gentlemen

Final score:

476points

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Sheila Stamey 3 years ago

I feel the tickles and giggles.

100points

#20

Trying To Lure My Wife To Come Hang Out

Final score:

467points

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River Webb 3 years ago

a foolproof plan

110points

#21

I Told My Husband I Just Wanted Some "Crappy Earrings" For Christmas. He Delivered

Final score:

458points

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Robert T 3 years ago

What a s**t present. :D

121points

#22

My Wife Has Had This Photo Frame Hanging On The Wall For Too Long Without Any Pictures In It. I Did This While Wife Slept. I’ll Let You Know Tomorrow If I’m Still Married

Final score:

456points

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Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

If my wife did this, I'd probably keep the pictures as they are lol. Although, I'd have to try to explain to my kids why their photos have been replaced by Mr Cage's.

99points

jefferson_wilkenson Report

#23

Wife Said I Was Too Fat To Be A Fireman & I Should Be A Firetruck. Joke's On Her, Now She Has To Go Trick-Or-Treating With Me

While the flashing lights on my costume give the neighborhood children seizures

Final score:

450points

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Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Yikes, if he's fat I'd hate to see what she calls me haha

84points

#24

My Husband Started 17th Grade (His Masters Program) On The Same Day My Daughter Started 5th Grade. They’re Both Ecstatic About Back To School

Final score:

448points

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

American Lunch Boxic by Grant Woodn't.

89points

#25

Target Husband

Final score:

448points

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Beta 3 years ago

This is serious get alpha team on it asap!

78points

#26

My Husband Had A Baseball Display Case Customized For Our Dog’s Foreign Body Removal

Final score:

447points

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Tassenküchlein168 3 years ago

Tomorrow is it’s first anniversary! 🕯

183points

#27

I Asked My Husband To Take On Some Christmas Cards This Year. My Sister Just Sent Me This Picture Of What He Wrote

Jessica & David

Wow can you believe it's Cheermas once again? Wow. I mean come on! Merry merry cheer pow BANG! May all the cheer cheer spirits enter your body and make your body feel warm and fuzzy as they take control. Submit to the Cheercheer. They are the true masters. Submit. We love you 100% of the time!! Kisses and hugs to you and may Santa home invade you.

XO Carly, Johnny, Forest & Emery

sorrygordon Report

Final score:

431points

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

He needs to do all the cards. He has a gift.

184points

#28

My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To

Final score:

406points

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Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago

Just two land shark pals casually torturing their bro, what's your big deal?

108points

#29

My Fiancé And I Had Our Ultrasound On 5/5 But Because Of The Quarantine We Couldn’t Celebrate. So I Made This. She Did Not Find It As Humorous As I Did

Final score:

400points

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Julia Atkinson 3 years ago

That's the least horrific ultrasound pic I've ever seen

120points

#30

My Wife Can't Stand It When I Do This

Final score:

395points

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mcborge1 3 years ago

Ha ha.

48points

#31

We Had Family Photos And My Wife Doesn't Want This Hanging In Our Entrance

Final score:

386points

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Beta 3 years ago

Hiyah

57points

#32

When My Wife Talks About Having Another Baby, I Like To Remind Her How Painful Breastfeeding Was. Works Everytime

Final score:

386points

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LuckyL 3 years ago

I love these images so much. My whole body just locked up for the first minute when my baby latched on. (But at least it's get's easier with time. )

109points

Worldly-Steak-2926 Report

#33

Went To A Party Dressed As Myself 10 Years In The Future. Nobody Realized It Was A Costume & They Avoided Me All Night

Folks kept trying to rescue my wife from me. Joined some smokers on front lawn, the party’s host saw me out there, came out to apologize for the noise.

Final score:

349points

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Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

Wow you're very unpopular in ten years' time.

108points

#34

My Wife And I Decided To Mess With Our Contractor

Final score:

346points

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River Webb 3 years ago

leave a fake skeleton under there as a prank for future owners

85points

#35

Asked My Husband To Take A Photo Of Me With One Of Our New Peeps

Final score:

341points

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Harrison Miller 3 years ago

Eye of the tiger

61points

#36

Our First Child Recently Turned A Year Old. I Had To Acknowledge My Wife’s Sacrifice As Well

Final score:

338points

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Monic Krugell 3 years ago

one year of breastfeeding deserves a freaking trophy

116points

#37

My European Boyfriend Surfing In Australia

Final score:

329points

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Buren 3 years ago

It is upside down in Australia

184points

#38

Wife And I Are Out Of Work During The Shutdown And She Was Beginning To Drive Me A Little Crazy, So I Installed The Sims On Her Laptop

I'm on my 3rd day of total freedom

_Street_Shark Report

Final score:

328points

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Beta 3 years ago

Quick tie hee up while she’s distracted!

23points

#39

Made Some Labels For My Wife’s Contact Lenses

Final score:

325points

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Mark Wilson 3 years ago

Whereeeeever you are

188points

#40

Husband Says It's A Navy Seal

Final score:

324points

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MagicalUnicorn 3 years ago

he's not wrong

75points

#41

The Live Distracted Boyfriend Meme

Final score:

316points

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Karin Gibson 3 years ago

It does look like Jack Black.

131points

#42

My Sister Asked For A Nintendo Switch For Xmas. Her Boyfriend Must Have Misunderstood

He killed it, lucky for her my parents got her the real thing. Her BF waited to make sure she got the real one before giving her the gag gift.

WildInSix Report

Final score:

315points

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River Webb 3 years ago

thats nice of him, having some fun but still making sure that she isn't disappointed

140points

#43

Not Sure Why My Husband Bought Me This Book

Final score:

311points

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River Webb 3 years ago

must be a gag gift

82points

#44

I Don't Know What To Do. My Browser History Just Revealed That My Wife Is Cheating

Final score:

305points

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Julia Atkinson 3 years ago

Grounds for divorce, surely

86points

#45

Twinsies (Our Grandson Is Convinced My Husband Really Is Shaggy)

Final score:

302points

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River Webb 3 years ago

get a. dog that looks like Scooby doo

96points

#46

When We First Met She Was Over Me Playing Mw3 So Much So I Bought Her A T Shirt For X-Mas

Now every year for 10 years I have bought her my favorite game t-shirt every year much to her delight!

Astrix13 Report

Final score:

300points

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Chithra Warrier 3 years ago

The progression from single person to family is just so cute. So perfect.

158points

#47

My Boyfriend Thought It Would Be Funny To Bring Our Cat Into The Pool. This Picture Is The Result. Please Enjoy

Final score:

273points

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Mark Wilson 3 years ago

Hobbits love cats though

109points

#48

Wife Was Not A Fan Of My Taste In Boat Names

Final score:

262points

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AnnaBanana 3 years ago

You, sir, are brilliant!

63points

#49

My Husband Brought Home A Label Maker

Final score:

240points

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Beta 3 years ago

He can’t have done any that bad

46points

#50

For The Past Month, This Frog Jumps From Out Of The Grass Onto The Sidewalk Each Night When We Get Home. This Is My Boyfriend Taking A Selfie With Him. His Name Is Jamal

Final score:

65points

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

Jamal is so cute. What's the little frog's name?

40points

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#51

My Wife Said "I'm Going As Belle, Get The Matching Costume." I Didn't Understand The Assignment

Final score:

62points

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yeciye 3 years ago

He totally missed the point. He was supposed to dress up as his favorite Disney Princess.

14points

#52

It's Not A Mess If Everything Is Where It Should Be

Final score:

60points

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Buren 3 years ago

Wow

10points

#53

That's Awesome

Final score:

59points

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BananaJo 3 years ago

I post this comment after laughing for about a minute. This deseves more upvotes people

13points

#54

This Is The “Cat” My Husband Wanted Us To Adopt

Final score:

58points

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River Webb 3 years ago

whats wrong with that?

20points

#55

I Am Picking My Wife Up At The Airport After A Long Trip, And A Good Friend Said To Bring Her Some Nice Flours As A Surprise

I am bringing her a basket FULL of her favorite flours

dc_IV Report

Final score:

57points

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Ember 3 years ago

LMAO!

18points

#56

Wife Has Been Gone A Week, And I Have Become Ungovernable

Final score:

55points

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Muffin Ape 3 years ago

I know I will get down voted on this but....I must confess that I USED to like pineapples on pizzas

29points

#57

Wife And I Bought A Car, Accidentally Took A Pic With Panorama. Guess I’m An Alien

Final score:

54points

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mcborge1 3 years ago

It's Zaphod Beeblebrox.

42points

#58

My Wife Fell Asleep Like This During A Movie So I Decided To Recreate "The Creation Of Adam"

Final score:

54points

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yeciye 3 years ago

Her hand is way more accurate and she’s not even awake.

15points

#59

Today I Went Into My Husbands Wallet For Some Money And All I Found Was This Zillion Dollar Bill With My Cat’s Face On It. This Man Really Thinks He’s Funny

Final score:

54points

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River Webb 3 years ago

try to use it, see what the cashier says

17points

#60

I Buy My Husband A Nice New Toy, He Just Wants To Play With The Box

Final score:

53points

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River Webb 3 years ago

is your husband a cat with human legs by any chance?

35points

#61

My Husband Has A Googly Eye Addiction

Final score:

53points

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

Much less harmful than fentanyl.

15points

#62

My Buddy's Wife Let Him Decorate The Basement Bathroom. No Regrets

Final score:

51points

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JuJu 3 years ago

I'd hire him

15points

#63

After A Week Off From Being A Dad, I Had To Embarrass My Wife And Daughters At The Airport

Final score:

50points

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Gin. No tonic 3 years ago

The outfit just screams DAD

24points

#64

I Have An Ongoing Battle With My Buddy For The Most Ridiculous Photo ID. Wife Suggested I Wear My Mother's Pink Bathrobe And "Gary Busey" Hair

Final score:

50points

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Buren 3 years ago

This looks like fake Tom Hanks

40points

#65

I Can Be Mature

Final score:

49points

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Eppe 3 years ago

If this is real (which I doubt) they are definitely not compatible

27points

#66

For Our Anniversary, My Boyfriend Decided To Get Me A Picture Of My Dog That Does Not Reflect His Personality, Whatsoever

Final score:

48points

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River Webb 3 years ago

frame it, this is a masterpiece

17points

#67

Asked My Husband To Label Our Leftovers, "Sure Babe" He Tells Me

Final score:

48points

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Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

I'd do the same. I hate sharing my food with my wife (and, for some reason, she's still with me).

5points

#68

In Case Anyone Was Wondering. My Husband Is A Jerk. Not Something That I Want To Wonder To The Bathroom And Find At 4:15 Am

Final score:

47points

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JuJu 3 years ago

Oh, he could be friends with my partner O_o

11points

#69

A Picture To Commemorate My Husband's First Day Of His Office Reopening. They Grow Up So Fast

Final score:

46points

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Julieandthephatones 3 years ago

The lunch box!

13points

#70

My Wife Told Me I'm Too Excited About Our New Maple Syrup Evaporator. I Told Her That's Impossible

Final score:

46points

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A H 3 years ago

It evaporates the water from the sap so it can become syrup.

8points

#71

My Boyfriend And I Went To Niagara Falls This Weekend

Final score:

42points

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#72

Wife Forgot To Replace The TP Roll For The 2nd Time In A Row. This Is My Attempt At A Subtle Reminder

Final score:

42points

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Julia Atkinson 3 years ago

Now we know who to blame for the Great TP Shortage

15points

#73

Decided To Do In-Depth Investigation Of The Dryer Ventilation Tube In The Attic While Wife And Kid Went To Get Dinner. Fell Completely Through

Hopefully, she won’t notice this in the master bathroom

WritersAdvocate Report

Final score:

39points

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River Webb 3 years ago

ii wouldn't have realised if you hadn't said so, its not very noticeable

19points

#74

My Husband's Halloween Costume. He's Crushing Your Head

Final score:

38points

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Mimi La Souris 3 years ago

the reference is... ? (thanks in advance :) )

7points

#75

My Boyfriend Told Me I Was Getting Coal For Christmas. I Did

Final score:

37points

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Julia Atkinson 3 years ago

I'd definitely make room on a floating door for this man

22points

#76

I Couldn't Remember How My Husband Like His Coffee So He Made A Cheat Sheet For Me

Final score:

37points

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Ola Polowczyk 3 years ago

I love the mix of Polish and English here

22points

#77

My Husband Left Town Today For A Bachelor Party. I Came Home To This

Final score:

37points

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PandaJon 3 years ago

Don't worry. It's armless

32points

#78

I Just Won This Painting In An Auction. My Wife Hates It

Final score:

37points

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Beta 3 years ago

So do i

28points

#79

My Boyfriend And I Found Something Amazing At A Thrift Store Today

Final score:

36points

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Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago

The amount of sweat that thing's been soaked in.

13points

#80

Think Again

Final score:

36points

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River Webb 3 years ago

congrats! when are you expecting?

21points

#81

My Boyfriend Always Asks To See My Cat Sesame When I’m Facetiming Him. Turns Out He Enjoys Taking Screenshots Whenever I’m Being Attacked

Final score:

36points

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Otter 3 years ago

OMG Sesame looks just like my beloved late Miss Austen! Who was a ladylike little angel, the very soul of gentility. I guess it's not a feature of the coloring, then.

7points

#82

My Girlfriend Said She Is Immune To Rickrolls. Anyway, Going To Give This To Her On Her Birthday

Final score:

35points

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Zozo🤟 3 years ago

No one is immune to Rick Rolls!!😂

8points

#83

Roll Window Down, Place Broken Glass On Ground, And Stage The Area. Wife Freaked Out.

Final score:

35points

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Deson 3 years ago

I love this one!

10points

#84

My Wife Had The Virus And I Didn't So She Makes Me Wait In The Car When We Get Groceries. I Made A Sign

Final score:

35points

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RedPandasStandUprightWithPawsUpToLookIntimidating 3 years ago

*"Has had the virus."

33points

#85

I Had A Shirt Made With Unflattering Pictures Of My Wife

Final score:

35points

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Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago

Your wife is a very aggressive eater lol.

10points

#86

I Asked Him To Cut The Pizza Into 4 Pieces This Is What I Got

Final score:

34points

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River Webb 3 years ago

biggest is yours, he can have the smaller ones

14points

#87

Suddenly My Boyfriend Decided To Wait For Me! I Think It's Love

Final score:

33points

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Sheila Stamey 3 years ago

This is the one of my sons...must be. Same position,same show. Lol

16points

#88

Noticed A Section Of The Hedge Had Turned Brown And Died. Mentioned It To My Husband, Came Home To This

Final score:

33points

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BAN CAPITAL LETTERS 3 years ago

I see nothing wrong

11points

#89

Husband Leading Blind Wife Into A Strip Club

Final score:

33points

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mcborge1 3 years ago

I have no words.

3points

#90

My Boyfriend Trying On Different Showers To See Which He Likes

Final score:

32points

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Piper Meadow 3 years ago

My husband did the same thing because he's tall and didn't fit in most of all. :))

18points

#91

I Asked My Husband If He Could Print Something For Me

Final score:

32points

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figure_skating_cat_lady 3 years ago

The cats approves.

4points

#92

My Husband Got Me The Traditional Gift Of Ivory For Our 14th Wedding Anniversary

Final score:

31points

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Julia Atkinson 3 years ago

It's still a massive improvement on real ivory

34points

#93

“Boyfriend Subscription”

Final score:

31points

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Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

That's a great deal. Pay the subscription before the prices go up.

15points

#94

Gift I Got For My Girlfriend's First Day Of Work

Final score:

30points

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Archer Harris 3 years ago

I need that

6points

#95

My Wife Seriously Thought I Wouldn't Be Able To Find The Stud. Jokes On Her

Final score:

29points

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Falcon 3 years ago

I've done this so many times... I have a gift for finding rebar in concrete 🤦‍♂️

7points

#96

Moms Presents From Dad - Her Face Says It All

Final score:

29points

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Deson 3 years ago

I feel that the one labeled "Cold whole sub" is the capper on this one.

4points

#97

Max Made Me A Plate Of Bacon, Pancakes And Banana For Breakfast. Isn’t He Funny

Final score:

29points

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River Webb 3 years ago

fine dining can get away with serving even less

15points

#98

Got My Wife An Ipod, Couldn’t Resist The Free Engraving

Final score:

29points

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ThEboRedEsTpANdA 3 years ago

YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A LITTL GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORD AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS BLUE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE...................... I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DI DA BA DEE DA BA DI DA BA DEE DA BA DIIIII I'M BLUE...

38points

#99

Coming Home From A Long Day Of Work And Then Rehearsal And All I Wanted Was A Small Glass Of Milk. Well Ask And You Shall Receive

Final score:

28points

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plain bOrEd not panda 3 years ago

Isn't this funny how our minds could remember small things, smells, food, sounds that can make us feel better or remember stuff as being right there again in time and space? I mean I always connect this sudden desire to drink a cup of milk with my little baby self needing warmth and cosiness.

6points