Join the Fun!

#2

Zoom Bombing

Final score:

537points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Geez, that wheres Wally one was hard. Took ages to find him.

189points

#3

When My Wife Had An Ultrasound For Our First Child I Took A Photo Of The Print Out So She Could Send To Friends And Family On WhatsApp

Instead I sent her this xenomorph image and she sent it to everyone before realising what it was. She was not amused.

WKFClark Report

Final score:

533points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Ok, that is quality comedy

144points

Jokes, pranks, and laughter can help create a solid foundation for any relationship. What you need are common threads that bind you and your partner together and humor can certainly be a vital part of creating common ground. Having a playful, optimistic outlook on life can certainly help keep things fresh and lively!

“Another thing that bonds you is shared experiences and memories that you can look back on together. Familiarity doesn’t always breed contempt!” Honey from ‘Relate’ told Bored Panda that working on experiencing the world together can bring couples together.

And we’re very happy to learn that familiarity doesn’t always have to lead to passion being snuffed out. (Ahem some of us are a bit afraid that routine can lead to apathy.)

#4

This Guy Needs Star Power

Final score:

530points

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Vicki Heilbronn 3 years ago

This is so cool!!!

114points

#5

My Wife Is Pregnant, And We Did A “Maternity Shoot”, This Is My Favorite Pic

Final score:

529points

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wandile dludlu 3 years ago

Finally, a maternity shoot that's nice and funny... not just a woman naked.

187points

#6

Best Sister Ever

Final score:

519points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Bahahaha, omg I almost peed myself laughing at this.

141points

However, that’s not all when it comes to keeping the flame burning bright. At the end of the day, we love those that we spend the most time with. So naturally, we need to dedicate some one-on-one time for our partners. But it’s just as important to find the time just for ourselves because we’re individuals, not just one half of a couple. And time alone helps you avoid resentment.

“Setting aside quality time for each other is important but also having your separate interests and time apart can increase your attraction to each other. Keep things playful and be appreciative of your partner,” Honey said.

#7

Sometimes I Text My Wife The Motivational Quotes From Her Tampons When She Has Her Period To Try And Cheer Her Up

Final score:

518points

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JuJu 3 years ago

I'm sure there is a way to murder him with one of those :D

37points

#8

A Year Ago, I Started Sending My GF These Photos Whenever She Asked If The Baby Was Ok

Final score:

495points

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Dhandyline Camingao 3 years ago

Dude

89points

#9

Asked My Husband For A Kleenex. He Walked Over, Made A Big Deal About Wiping Off This Magnet Then Gave It To Me. It's A Clean X

Final score:

490points

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Danieletc 3 years ago

There are times I'd pay for more upvotes.

163points

#10

Dad Bought Mom A New Mask

Final score:

489points

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Logan Cheng 3 years ago

I'm sorry, which ones the dad now?

92points

#11

My Buddy’s Girlfriend Farted In Front Of Him For The First Time. He Got A Cake For The Occasion

Final score:

488points

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Kaspar Kristiansen 3 years ago

It's very artsy fartsy!

207points

#12

When Boyfriend Loves Some Drama

Final score:

479points

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Nicole Cabrera 3 years ago

This one.... LMAO. OMG. My husband is famous for being able to fall asleep anywhere. #musttry

121points

#13

My Wife Asked Me To Paint An Oil Portrait Of Her. This Was The Best I Could Come Up With

Final score:

462points

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Soodney 3 years ago

Ah, I really miss Animorphs

86points

#14

This Is What True Love Looks Like. My Mom Taking A Picture Of My Dad Acting Like He’s Stuck In The Dryer

Final score:

444points

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veveve 3 years ago

aaawww,,,thats so fun, still joking and having fun together after all these years. Relationship goals I'd say

100points

#15

My Boyfriend Woke Me Up And Made Me Take This Photo

Final score:

444points

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Bunny Wood 3 years ago

Well played boyfriend, well played

90points

#16

Didn't Expect That

Final score:

441points

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wandile dludlu 3 years ago

Not going to lie, he's pulling off the look

206points

#17

Mother Trucker

Final score:

426points

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Irina Deneva-Slav 3 years ago

One cannot not finish The Phrase.

20points

#18

There Are Some Advantages To Being Married For 15+ Years. Like You Can Scare Your Wife With The Cardboard Figure You Found Buried In The Garage That She Bought You Five Years Ago

Final score:

422points

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NoodleBear 3 years ago

I plan to do this to my husband

90points

#19

He's Strong With The Dad Jokes

Final score:

416points

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NoodleBear 3 years ago

This sounds like my boyfriend, he thinks all his jokes are absolutely hilarious, and I only laugh because of the sheer ridiculous of him being amused by his own jokes

123points

#20

Wife Vetoed My Birth Announcement Design

Final score:

408points

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Pamela24 3 years ago

More sense of humour, she needs to get. Properly amused by this, I was.

224points

#21

Told My Wife That I Don't Care What My Coworkers Think. I Want This Lunch Bag

Final score:

407points

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Full of Giggles 3 years ago

Nothing wrong with his lunchbox. I'm almost 40 and mine has llamas wearing sombreros.

190points

#22

My Dad Has Always Been A Master Of Disguising Gifts, And This Year Drilled A Hole In A Piece Of Wood To Hide A Ring Box For My Mom. The Look Of ‘Too Many Years Of This S**t’ Is Strong With This One

My Dad Has Always Been A Master Of Disguising Gifts, And This Year Drilled A Hole In A Piece Of Wood To Hide A Ring Box For My Mom. The Look Of ‘Too Many Years Of This S**t’ Is Strong With This One

Final score:

404points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Christmas games are the best part of the holidays

85points

#23

I Found This From My Husband In The Bathroom

Final score:

398points

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wandile dludlu 3 years ago

Housekeeping is nice, with a smidge of murderous intent

121points

#24

Pro-Level Move

Final score:

372points

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Bored Little Panda 3 years ago

Oh snap, lol.

88points

#25

Laser Fun

Final score:

371points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Aaaaaand single

304points

Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

LOL

6points

ML 3 years ago

Could not take my eyes of the booty. Noticed the cat a full minute later.

61points

ƒιѕн 3 years ago

After reading your comment, I looked again saw the cat. Thanks.

42points

kjorn 3 years ago

a cat? ohhhhhhh... the cat... right... right...

7points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

It's a very fortunate booty.

6points

Jackson Allinder 3 years ago

I had to read this to see it.

1point

Candy Rae 3 years ago

Its a nice butt. Too bad is clawed now.

0points

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 3 years ago

Hope that the girlfriend/wife/fiancé was okay with posting this, I wouldn’t want the entire internet to see me with no pants on.

21points

Kari Panda 3 years ago

My first thought exactly...

4points

Anna roberts 3 years ago

If I had a butt like that I would plaster it all over LOL

3points

Donald McClane 3 years ago

There could be a very good reason for that Beanie.

1point

Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

I see that you also like to live dangerously.

20points

Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

That is not gonna end well.

19points

Danieletc 3 years ago

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Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 3 years ago

Also I am hoping she was aware this was posted before it ended up all over the place. If not then he's even more disrespectful.

9points

Dhandyline Camingao 3 years ago

STRAIGHT OUT AND OUCH

9points

Cip IESAN 3 years ago

Worse than a sniper's red dot!

9points

M O'Connell 3 years ago

I'm surprised this has never made it into a movie.

2points

Anthony Cerreta 3 years ago

We get it dude, your ex is hot. Stop showing off.

8points

Donald McClane 3 years ago

Where did you get EX ? No reasonable guy would pass on that.

2points

Patty Stier 3 years ago (edited)

I hope you're sleeping on your back when she has the laser next time - the whole world will awaken!

8points

Iva Kazalova 3 years ago

I laughed so hard at this, you’re a dead man who’s not getting laid tonight 😂😂😂

8points

I'manoob! 3 years ago

I can't watch!! *covers eyes...then makes a peek hole to watch* oh wait, I literally can't watch :/

7points

DC 3 years ago

.... oh ... oh, man, don't ...

6points

Loraine MacGinness 3 years ago

Assassin !

4points

Amy Grant 3 years ago

A pro tip how to break up without having to lie that you cheated: do pranks on girls.

4points

Bunny Wood 3 years ago

Quick Tiger! Pounce whilst the dot isnt looking

4points

M Kate McCulloch 3 years ago

is she still speaking to you?

2points

William Abler-Ramirez 3 years ago

or dismembered

2points

Laila Hernandez 3 years ago

Aaaaaaaand dead.

2points

Olivia Masterson 3 years ago

Do you have a death wish?

1point

Queen fhk 3 years ago

U are dead man

1point

BoredPanda is awesome 3 years ago

took me a moment to see the cat

1point

BoredPanda is awesome 3 years ago

I see a cat!!! I know what he is doing. The cat's going to jump and scratch her butt!!!

1point

Flare 3 years ago

Chaos in 3....2.....1.....

1point

Danieletc 3 years ago

Just downvote me already. I said something here.

1point

ML 3 years ago

I can totally relate

1point

sarcastic cat 3 weeks ago

No explanation needed

0points

Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago

Oh, no! I'd shoot him!

0points

Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago

I had to look 2X's to notice the cat!!

0points

Sue Clifford 3 years ago

Ouch.

0points

Sharon Hyatt 3 years ago

This is the first one I actually laughed at ! !

0points

Martin Libich 3 years ago

Bad, kitty. No. Wait. Good kitty. Bad boyfriend. Then again, they’re two against one. Both kitty and boyfriend approve. Rare, very rate majority in this one!

0points

Maureen Peters 3 years ago

Is the cat still okay?

0points

Melody Fox 3 years ago

That's an evil~ish cute one! Lol LPM

0points

Melody Fox 3 years ago

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0points

Cybele Spanjaard 3 years ago

Hahahah.. the picture perhaps as a still but the result is predictable..naughty and possibly painful for you both...?

0points

Merilyn Horton 3 years ago

3 2 1 ...........

0points

Shellia Ventura 3 years ago

Not too funny for him!

0points

Jude Bennett 3 years ago

Dead Man Walking.

0points

Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago (edited)

How To Go To Hell 101 - Chapter One... Outrunning The Cat

0points

Sentinel 3 years ago

I feel bad for laughing but cant stop lolz

0points

Zoltán Végh 3 years ago

It took me a (not a) few second to see the cat..

0points

The Coated Dev 3 years ago

xD the second I laid eyes on the laser pointer and cat I was like this is not going to go well

0points

CatWoman312 3 years ago

That’s kind of mean. The cat might actually hurt her

0points

Debra Robinson 3 years ago

Oh, NOOO!

0points

Roos Dillema 3 years ago

This made me laugh way to hard!

0points

Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 3 years ago

Because everyone wants painful cat claw cuts on their butt, and possibly scars.

0points

Lsai Aeon 3 years ago

I do this to my husband and son... *Evil grin*

0points

uber mensch 3 years ago

And you're still alive. Amazing.

0points

Chris Miller 3 years ago

"Houston, we have a problem.."

0points

Paizleypie 3 years ago

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0points

Vexacus 3 years ago

Nice bum

-1point

Wilson Pickett 3 years ago

Nice butt

-1point

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#26

My Boyfriend Is Taking Care Of My Cat For Me. I Asked How It Was Going And He Sent Me This

Final score:

369points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Cat is really eyeballing the alcohol

119points

#27

By The Power Of Photoshop

Final score:

369points

POST

Soodney 3 years ago

I want to have this. someone who will do this with no remorse.

92points

#28

My Girlfriend Wasn't Happy I Filled In Her New Picture Frame

Final score:

352points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

This would be the only way I'd find it acceptable to have live laugh love hanging on my wall.

184points

#29

I Put A Zombie Face In Front Of Our Baby Monitor. My Wife Was Not Happy When She Checked On Our Baby In The Middle Of The Night

Final score:

349points

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Nerdlife 3 years ago

That's cruel😂

103points

#30

I Asked My Husband To Get A New Leg For The Garden Flamingo

Final score:

343points

POST

rgr8 3 years ago

How does that balance?!

53points

#31

Just Following CDC Guidelines And Got Myself Some Panda Pandemic Protection. Now My Wife Is Social Distancing Herself From Me

Final score:

334points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Pandademic. Love it

110points

#32

My Husband Thoroughly Enjoyed The Science Museum

Final score:

309points

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JuJu 3 years ago

Science museums are just big playgrounds. Ours has a flying carpet <3

113points

#33

My GF Was Not Nearly As Amused As I Was

Final score:

294points

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🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 3 years ago

This is pure art.

11points

#34

My Wife Keeps Calling Jaffa Cakes Biscuits. I Made A 20 Cm/8 Inch One To Prove They're Cakes

Final score:

290points

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JuJu 3 years ago

I see a Whovian, I upvote

116points

#35

Messing With My Wife’s Shortcuts

Final score:

287points

POST

Danieletc 3 years ago

COLD BEAUTIFUL MAGIC.

70points

#36

Welp, It's Been Nice Knowing Ya

Final score:

285points

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Clearly sunny 3 years ago

Haha, now I get it! Why is it so hard men???.

10points

#37

Decided To Surprise My Girlfriend With A New Shower Curtain While She’s Gone For The Day. Hope I’m Still Home And Not At Work When She Discovers It

Final score:

281points

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MagicalUnicorn 3 years ago

you might be a keeper :D

50points

#38

My Wife Doesn’t Want Our Newborn Son’s Face Posted On Social Media, So She Asked Me To Censor Over It. Needless To Say, I Won’t Be Asked To Do That Again

Final score:

277points

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Omar Pearson 3 years ago

Like a newborn is gonna look like that for very long. I've never understood that.

76points

#39

Just Rearranged My Wife's Maternity Pillows. I'm Ready To Become A Father

Final score:

271points

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Cip IESAN 3 years ago

Let me guess... It's a rocket?

114points

#40

Pleased With The Efficiency Of This Shopping List I Prepared For My Wonderful Wife

Final score:

269points

POST

Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

Good grief that's a huge refrigerator!

93points

#41

I Asked My Husband How Long The Kitchen Table Is. This Is What I Got

Final score:

268points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)

That is a completely acceptable term of measurement.

114points

#42

I Asked My Boyfriend To Join My Zoom Meeting To Critique My Assignment Presentation

Final score:

268points

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BoredPundits 3 years ago

"Some Weirdo" is his Zoom screen name. Love it!

72points

#43

My Brother Snuck A Picture Of His Girlfriend Sleeping And Put It On This Years Wrapping Paper

Final score:

262points

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Paizleypie 3 years ago

You gonna die

134points

#44

My Wife’s Family Likes To Take A Photo Together On Easter. I Like To Provide Some Minor Alterations

Final score:

257points

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ML 3 years ago (edited)

I noticed the baby at first. Only then I slowly started to notice the others. Your family sure do look alike

132points

#45

My Husband Took This Picture Of Me This Morning While I Was Trying To Clean My Glasses

Final score:

249points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

Mini you!

41points

#46

Left This 3D Printed Glow In The Dark Masterpiece On My Wife's Pillow. Also, On A Related Note, Sleeping On The Couch Tonight

Final score:

249points

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Danieletc 3 years ago

So there IS rest for the wicked.

102points

#47

My Husband Said "Stay Still, I'm Gonna Try To Draw You" Then He Showed Me This. I Laughed So Hard I Almost Threw Up. Look At The Feet

Final score:

247points

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rgr8 3 years ago

He never specified quality! XD

42points

#48

My Mom Started Coughing And My Dad Isn't Playing

Final score:

246points

POST

Dhandyline Camingao 3 years ago

Yo That’s a PRO tip right there. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A PRO

87points

#49

It's The Only Way

Final score:

242points

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ML 3 years ago

Well? Did you provide him the remedy?

108points

#50

Wife Hack

Final score:

195points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Just no

76points

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#51

This Legend Picking Someone Up At The Airport, And His Unimpressed-Looking Wife

Final score:

82points

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Omar Pearson 3 years ago

He seems to be pleased with himself! XD

13points

#52

Coworker Thinks Her Husband Doesn’t Take Nice Pics Of Her. This Is His Contact Photo For Her

Final score:

79points

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Jihana 3 years ago

Cute cat though, but what is wrong with it's eye?

13points

#53

Beware Of Wife

Final score:

79points

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Luna 3 years ago

This comment is a censor

3points

#54

My 68-Year-Old Dad Has Quarantine “Safe Box”. He Won’t Give My Mom The Combination

Final score:

75points

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NoodleBear 3 years ago

Smart man

10points

#55

Got My Boyfriend This Vintage Pulsar Calculator Watch For Christmas. Waiting In Line At Best Buy And He Says He Has Something To Show Me

Final score:

74points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

That never gets old.

7points

#56

It Has Been A Year, And My Wife Still Has Not Noticed I Changed The Dining Room Outlet Cover

Final score:

73points

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Stitches 3 years ago

Until the inevitable day where your relaxing and hear “CARL GET YOUR ASS IN HERE”

49points

#57

My Wife’s Aunt Made A Turkey For Thanksgiving, And I Thought It Looked Familiar. I Am Now Blocked For Tagging Her In This

Final score:

73points

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Dhandyline Camingao 3 years ago

RIP

10points

#58

My GF Asked Me To Get Terry Crews In Bed With Her, So I Got This Pillowcase Made

Final score:

73points

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BoredPundits 3 years ago

Well played.

14points

#59

My Wife Like Dino Nuggets And It Was Her Birthday

Final score:

71points

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JessG 3 years ago

Lol, this is great! Creative too

17points

#60

I Put A Rake In Our Flag Holder To See How Long It Would Take My Wife To Say Something. It's Been Three Days

Final score:

68points

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ML 3 years ago

For god's rake, does she walk with her eyes to the ground?

22points

#61

Wife Asked For Ice Cream. Hers Is Beans. I’m A Terrible Person

Final score:

68points

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MagicalUnicorn 3 years ago

run for your life while you can

51points

#62

The Dream

Final score:

68points

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Anna roberts 3 years ago

Well at least you have goals

0points

#63

I Asked For A Nice Razor For My Birthday From My Boyfriend, Engraving Was A Free Optional Extra

Final score:

66points

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Stephanie 3 years ago

bahaha

4points

#64

I Love My Wife, She Is A Brilliant Engineer, But...

Final score:

65points

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Falcon 3 years ago

From my experience, I'd guess she works hard at work and turns her brain off at home. I've noticed that happening when I have a mentally challenging workday, at the end of the day you're so exhausted that even the simplest things can be a challenge.

38points

#65

Prank War Between Me And My Girlfriend. She’s Going To Kill Me When She Grabs Her Lunch In The Morning

Final score:

64points

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Paizleypie 3 years ago

My husband put a monster that attached to the commode lid . . . AND I was pregnant.

15points

#66

My Husband Made Lunch For Me Today

Final score:

64points

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NoodleBear 3 years ago

Fancy

22points

#67

Jim’s Fancy Bed Making

Final score:

64points

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ML 3 years ago

I don't get these extra pillows either. You sleep, wake up, go out of the bedroom. Go there again in the evening and go to sleep. For whom are these laid out? No one ever sees them and why pillows? Why not like 5 different blankets or something

38points

#68

Did This Christmas Day, Girlfriend Still Hasn't Noticed

Final score:

63points

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Chris Miller 3 years ago

Everything is better with Googlie eyes.

21points

#69

Left A Message For My Husband On The New Bathroom Mat

Final score:

62points

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Capelli rosa e patate 3 years ago

True love

10points

#70

Mom Photographed A Boudoir Session. The Groom Secretly Recreated The Photos

On the wedding day, bride began sending him flirty pics and he would send the same photo back of himself. Fast forward to today, he got this blanket made as a Christmukkah gift for her.

loux10 Report

Final score:

62points

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Aleksandra Elias 3 years ago

I like how her part of a bed is bigger than his

29points

#71

Boyfriend Left This For Me This Morning. He’s 42

Final score:

61points

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Danieletc 3 years ago

*siiiiigh* You found it a-peeling I hope...

25points

#72

My Wife Told Me To Put Nice Pillow Cases On The Bed. A Slave Obeys. A Man Chooses

Final score:

61points

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Chris Miller 3 years ago

Approved.

10points

#73

Inspired By Similar Signs I've Seen Here, This Was My Wife's Birthday Gift

Final score:

61points

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Christian Bradshaw 3 years ago

This reminded me of my dog. If you open and close a shoe box while slowly walking toward him, he gets terrified

3points

#74

My Husband Made Our Cat A Plate Since It Was Just Us This Year

Final score:

61points

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Paizleypie 3 years ago

Good Cat Daddy!

12points

#75

Girlfriend Tried To Claim A Salad In The Fridge

Final score:

60points

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Falcon 3 years ago

Looks like a good salad, comrade!

11points

#76

My Wife Asked Me To Update Her On How Me And Our Son Were Doing. I Dressed Him In This Homemade Onesie And Told Her We Were Headed To The Store

Final score:

60points

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I'manoob! 3 years ago

I wanna know the wife's response! XD

22points

#77

My Wife’s Ultrasound (Twins) Reminded Me Of Something

Final score:

60points

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Tim Mannens 3 years ago

Greedo! Be sure to shoot first ;)

5points

#78

Convincing My Wife We Should Get My 4-Month-Old Boy A Playstation 5 For Christmas Worked Out Pretty Well

Final score:

60points

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Nerdlife 3 years ago

He seems happy too!

21points

#79

My Husband And I Are Self-Isolating In Adjacent Hotel Rooms. I Sent Him A Postcard Of My Travels To Cheer Him Up

Final score:

60points

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La Petite Morte 3 years ago

That's awesome and sad. So close and yet so far.

7points

#80

I'm A Photographer - A Maternity Shoot I Had Booked Was A No Show, So My Boyfriend Stepped In To Make Sure The Evening Wasn't A Waste. He's Glowing

Final score:

58points

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I'manoob! 3 years ago

credits to him for being awesome XD

20points

#81

My Husband Graced Me With This Thoughtful Valentine's Day Card This Morning. Best Card I Ever Got

Final score:

58points

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#82

His Wife Had To Rest The Same Week As The Photo Shoot, But He Managed To Surprise Her

Deeply disappointed and worried about losing that magical moment that would be captured in the photographic session, she did nothing but cry when the doctor informed her that she had to rest completely due to a threat of giving birth early.
But he was not going to sit idly by. With his good humor he decided to secretly attend the location where they were waiting for him, he posed with his belly and left the most witty and funny memory for her wife who did not stop laughing for hours.

Andy1611 Report

Final score:

58points

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Christian Bradshaw 3 years ago

Aww, he's such a sweet husband

11points

#83

Got My Wife A 2020 Edition Birthday Cake

Final score:

57points

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I'manoob! 3 years ago

Can I have one? My bday is coming up :)

11points

#84

My Wife Doesn't Know About Our New Shower Curtain Yet

Final score:

57points

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Bored Little Panda 3 years ago

Nigel!

11points

#85

My Girlfriend Is Mad At Me

Final score:

57points

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Pamela24 3 years ago

Toxic.

18points

#86

My Girlfriend And I Have An Ongoing Argument About Which Direction The Toilet Paper Roll Should Face. Today I've Decided To Assert My Dominance With A Padlock

Final score:

55points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

At least it is padlocked the correct way.

76points

#87

My Girlfriend Wanted To Get A Boob Job. I Told Her I Had A Cheaper Solution

Final score:

55points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Oooooh, I wonder what his obituary said.

73points

#88

Sister-In-Law Got Married, This Is The Second She Realized She Got BBQ Sauce On Her Dress. Hubby Still Golden

Final score:

55points

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Banjo Peppers 3 years ago

Well, either don’t wear white or don’t serve bbq at the wedding,

24points

#89

Wife Told Me To Stop Buying Junk Food And Eat More Vegetables. Marriage Is About Compromise

Final score:

51points

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Spinaap 3 years ago

yuk

10points

#90

My Girlfriend Had A Poster Of Ed Sheeran And I Have A Big Printer And A Great Sense Of Humor (Took Her Two Hours To Notice)

Final score:

51points

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Paizleypie 3 years ago

You're a far sight better looking than Ed Sheeran too. I'd leave it that way.

17points

#91

Today I Babysat My Son For The First Time While His Mother Was Out

Final score:

51points

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Banjo Peppers 3 years ago

It’s not babysitting when it’s YOUR KID

163points

#92

So My Boyfriend Made Me Popcorn Chicken

Final score:

50points

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Jihana 3 years ago

What? Why?

4points

#93

My Wife Asked Me To Make Sure It Was Obvious Which Eggs Were Hard-Boiled

Final score:

49points

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#94

Boyfriend Took A Picture Of My Toes While I Was Sleeping

Final score:

48points

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Paizleypie 3 years ago

These little piggies . . .

7points

#95

My Husband Got Tired Of The Blank Picture Frames On Display Around The House. Today I Woke Up To All The Frames Filled With Pictures He Drew

Final score:

48points

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Jihana 3 years ago

Why would you even have blank picture frames?

40points

#96

Wife Asked Me To Stack The Toilet Paper. So I Did

Final score:

47points

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Damon Tripodi 3 years ago

Must be an engineer

9points

#97

My Husband And I Found This Bush Outside Of A Therapy Clinic We Visited. I Think The Gardeners Knew Exactly What They Were Doing

Final score:

47points

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Julius Martin 3 years ago

of course he stuck his face in it!

8points

#98

Husband Not As Thrilled With This Decor Project As I Was

Final score:

46points

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Dhandyline Camingao 3 years ago

I think it’s ‘Fart’ ‘Pee’ and ‘Poo’

6points

#99

Made My Wife An Xmas Gift

Final score:

45points

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Kelli Lindsay Boone 3 years ago

Thought for sure this was posted by the Thanksgiving frog dude, but no

3points

#100

Four Days And Counting - My Wife Has Not Noticed Yet

Final score:

45points

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NOAH KAMRATH 3 years ago

This is amazing, I am going to do this to my nativity set, see how long it can go without being noticed!

3points

#101

My Husband Tied A Balloon To My Wrist So I Wouldn't Forget It's My Bday During Quarantine

Final score:

44points

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meowgie catster 3 years ago

That's actually adorable

8points

#102

My Boyfriend Missed Me So Much Today That He Put Up A Little Mirror So That We Can Talk (Lipread) While I Eat My Food And He Plays The PS4

Final score:

44points

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FloC 3 years ago

If he missed her so much, he could have stopped playing and join her while she ate.

29points

#103

Bought My Wife This 18 Carrot Necklace I Overheard She And Her Friend Going On And On About And She Was So Ungrateful

Final score:

44points

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uber mensch 3 years ago

What is the problem? It's 18 carrots!

10points

#104

The Only Language Is Beer Language

Final score:

43points

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Omar Pearson 3 years ago

And that, my friends, is how easy it is to miscommunicate thru text...

6points

#105

My Wife Says She Sees All So I Used A Photo Of Her Eye And Merged It With The Eye Of Sauron. She Was Not Amused

Final score:

42points

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Falcon 3 years ago

Guess she didn't see that one coming. 😏 I'll see myself out.

29points

#106

I Troll My Husband By Turning The Toilet Paper Roll In The Direction He Hates. This Is The Note He Left Me

Final score:

41points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

There's no right or wrong way to hang the toiletpaper according to our cats. They will shred it if given the chance.

9points

#107

I Artfully Arrange Our Fruit At Night For My Wife To Find In The Morning

Final score:

40points

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Cip IESAN 3 years ago

Orange nuts!

6points

#108

My Wife Always Complains It Takes Me Too Long To Clear The Yard. I Don't See The Problem

Final score:

39points

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HOT CHOCOLATE <3 3 years ago

is that.....is that...STUDIO C???

1point

#109

Here We Go Again

Final score:

39points

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Banjo Peppers 3 years ago

That will definitely save the video games on top that aren’t secured.

7points

#110

My Husband Likes To Keep Things Interesting

Final score:

37points

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Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

Elaine was here!

3points

#111

My Wife Leaves Her Hair On The Shower Wall So I Decided To Leave Her A Message The Next Time She Takes One

Final score:

36points

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Paizleypie 3 years ago

Ugh! This is the bane of my existence.

5points

#112

My Buddy’s Valentine’s Day Card To His Wife

Final score:

36points

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BG 3 years ago

Plot twist... Nicole is his ex.

10points

#113

Today Is My "Quarantine Birthday" My Husband Has A Great Sense Of Humor

Final score:

35points

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I'manoob! 3 years ago

Aw! Happy bday from your friendly noob!

8points

#114

Behind The Camera: The First Wife

Final score:

35points

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Dhandyline Camingao 3 years ago

Ok @Netra the restaurant is named 2nd wife but he is with a 3rd wife ‘Hope it helped’

2points

#115

Hope My Wife Doesn’t Find Out What I Had With Dinner

Final score:

34points

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M O'Connell 3 years ago

Judging by the items on the receipt, I would guess she was with you, along with your child :D

3points

#116

Asked My Husband For A Nintendo Switch For My Birthday

Final score:

33points

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I'manoob! 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

29points

#117

Sometimes I Get My Wife Flowers Just Because... One Of Our Airbnb Guests Left Them Behind

Final score:

33points

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BoredPundits 3 years ago

Were they perhaps left as a *thank you* from the guest to the AirBnB host?

5points

#118

Husband Asked What I Wanted For My Birthday. I Replied, Asking For A Posh Face Mask To Pamper At Home. Suppose A Snorkel Is The Same Thing

Final score:

32points

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Nerdlife 3 years ago

But that's a win right?

2points

#119

My Wife's Been Bugging About Replacing A Cabinet Handle That Broke Several Weeks Ago. I Hope She'll Appreciate My Effort This Morning

Final score:

31points

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VANILLA 3 years ago (edited)

Wow that’s funny I have the same exact handles in my house

3points

#120

I Left My Husband A Message That Said “I Love You”. Came Home To This

Final score:

30points

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#121

Told My Wife I Was Gonna Return All Of Her Online Packages. She Didn't Believe Me Until UPS Showed Up

Final score:

28points

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Jessamyn Zolcznski 3 years ago

Was she UPSet with you?

41points

#122

Started To Slightly Change The Names Of My Wife’s Products. Let’s See If She Will Notice

Final score:

28points

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Julius Martin 3 years ago

i didnt notice it at first!

5points

#123

My Awesome, But Easily Scared Girlfriend Is Coming Home Soon. I've Spent My Time Alone Wisely By Creating This

Final score:

28points

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HappyPig1723 3 years ago

I don't even know what this is but yes-

4points

#124

I Lost My GF In A Shop So I Left Her Clue To Where I Headed And She Found Me After This Last Clue

Final score:

23points

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Coleen 3 years ago

You were on the ceiling?

-2points

#125

Risky Text I Sent To My Wife

Final score:

23points

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Damon Tripodi 3 years ago

Risky or risque?

5points

#126

Wife Told Me To Put The Gourds Out Back To Dry

Final score:

21points

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Lsai Aeon 3 years ago

Perfect!

2points