John, 73. Getting lazier as the years grow. Hates lace up because they're too much trouble. Wears loafers out, and moccasins inside, when he isn't going barefooted. Other than that, who cares what we wear? 😉

His next move? Comparing his own descriptions to the clients who buy the shoes in order to see if they were accurate. ;)

Is this stereotyping shoes? Lol everone has a different style and it shouldnt define them either.. Though it seems to easy 😜

They say if you wanna know something about a person, look at their shoes... this was fantastic. Witty n funny... Me likey!

They are all perfect! Goes to show we are what we wear!

I wish I'd known these would blow up when I made em

I like this shoe salesman's imagination . The store has a large , varied, selection of adult shoes.

Jewel is pretty young for all her kids to have moved by 37, especially in this economy

Some of these are very funny and I think (stereotypically) accurate. Others I felt like 'has he actually seen this shoe on someone?' Because the discription was so far off what seems to be the stereotype I see in said shoes.