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Up for some funny comics today? Check out these adorable black metal comics oozing dark humor!
If you've ever wondered how would the dark side go about their daily lives, this is your chance. Created by Finnish cartoonist JP Ahonen, the Beelzebubs web comic features an adorable heavy metal-loving family and all of their dark adventures together. From having a baby to lunching with grandma - the strip features normal everyday things a family would do, but in a strangely adorable black metal way. Keep on scrolling to check out the dark sense of humor in these comics and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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lovealways<3 8 years ago
Reminds me of The Munsters when they are always talking about how Marilyn is the misfit
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Full Name 8 years ago
All of these comics and my first raised eyebrow comes from "sacrificed a few goats" haha. Hopefully she'll rebel against her parents and go vegetarian!
Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
Demons told it already please take appointements in order to meet them! You both need to organize this meeting!
S Missions 8 years ago
And here I thought people like them prized paleness and only went out at night etc.
HauntedForests 8 years ago
Where's the fifth candle? You need five candles for each point of the the pentagram!
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HauntedForests 8 years ago
I didn't get the joke at first, only because my Mom listens to bands with similar names.
Nicolas Debs 8 years ago
There's a french metal band called Ultra Vomit. They're typically goofing around making catchy songs about collecting live ducks, or parody songs.
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Mária Dusová 8 years ago
Ok, I asked my friend to make a Cthulhu plushie for my son. I´m just really happy now he doesn´t levitate. cthulhu-59...bc1aab.jpg 
ChubbySquid 8 years ago
Ohhhh it's ickle cheeks and tentacle moustache... I love it!
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Zenozenobee 8 years ago
That's twistedly adorable! Love that remains when you grow old is soooo valuable.
PARANOIDANDROID 8 years ago
I dunno if goths would actually prefer to eat octopus stew, I would imagine some sort of vampirism instead
Richard Pickman 8 years ago
Shub-Niggurath - The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young
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Ranjeev Grewal 8 years ago
"Twinkle twinkle, Morningstar"... had me rolling on the floor laughing (figuratively)
Ryan Nguyen (Asian Invasion) 8 years ago
I thought it was sacrilege to watch the Christian network? huh *heheheheh*
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Jasmine Donald 7 years ago
Am I the only one that thinks that this would make an adorable dark kid's cartoon, like Invader Zim? Or even a soft adult cartoon, like Golan the Insatiable.
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he farted in his tight pants and made a pocket of air that wouldn't go away
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Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
I don't think people appreciate how hard this actually is. You have slightly blue black, slightly red, and slightly lighter than black.
Sasy 8 years ago
@ Aessidhe laughed lots, because when I was a teen in the 80's and wore so much black, my Mum would get so cranky I would leave things on the clothesline too long and my blacks would have that brown tinge or worse LINES from the clothes line across the whole item.
Aessidhe Eclipse 8 years ago
I experienced it when driving for a festival as a front seat passenger for a few hours in summer heat, my black trousers turned brownish :/
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Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
Yes so i can smash annoying ppl with it!!!
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Shana 8 years ago
Doesn't even have to be the old people. When I was 16, I was walking around town wearing a black knee-length skirt and a black corset. (no studs or collar or anything special, except for maybe my fishnet gloves/bracers?) A woman (30ish) was walking in my direction with her daughter (think she was around 5?) and the girl asked "oh look mommy, what is that lady wearing?" Her mother said "Don't look at her hun, that's a bad girl." Like seriously? -_-
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he went to a damn liberal arts school, when he could have gone into gothic architecture
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Nele 8 years ago
Isn't Leviathan just such a great name for a kid :D I love it how the author has paid attention to the little details!
PARANOIDANDROID 8 years ago
Black Metal parents seem so chill, I smack my kids for every little thing, spare the rod spoil the child!
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Nenad Pavlović 8 years ago
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
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Hans 8 years ago
Going to hell works well witht he weekend getaway in Norway. Hell is close to Trondheim, and, thus, easily accesible via Scandinavian Airlines or Norwegian Air Shuttle.
S Missions 8 years ago
It doesn't work.. last panel should have been "Get the hell out" right?
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Kassandra Skresvig 8 years ago
I wish that was a real thing XD I would use it
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Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
Shave off his eyebrows and glue spikes in their place. Spike septum piercing. Spike ear piercings along shell. Spike tongue.
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
I love the Do not Disturb sign 1)slaughtering goats 2)having intercourse 3)dead
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Markus McCloud 8 years ago
JonTron: "Bring on the mariachi band!" (*cue death-metal*) "That's not mariachi!"
S Missions 8 years ago
True.. at times the comic goes off to left field for some reason.
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Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
me too. Just to see. But i'd stay away with a priest in between as shield. Just in case.
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Raven Troupe (Colanah) 6 years ago (edited)
That's not Papa... I get it. A Black (ethnicity) black metal ceremony. I think that's a goat or a chicken on the altar. 10/10, would attend this church! I bet they don't have a stupid hat rule...
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Nimrod Savogensis 8 years ago
Dieu means God in French. And "Adieu" is the way to say "Farewell"
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Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz) 8 years ago
I need his shirt. Cats are the best type of demon. We have free roam of the earth and fooled you stupid humans into thinking we are domesticated animals. You humans haven't even realised..... wait. Oh s**t. Oops.
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Mikleo 8 years ago
There actually is a forest nicknamed suicide forest. It's Aokigahara in Japan with 105 confirmed suicides in 2003.
Andreia Dóris Pedras 8 years ago
Haven't anyone spotted the Dimmu Burguer logo?? I laughed too much at that...
Boredpanda-crew 6 years ago
I just now noticed that! maybe they are the bodies of the people who committed suicide?
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Master Markus 8 years ago
That guy did not pay enough attention to KISS' make-up. There were clearly no upside-down crosses.
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
Aw geesh, and the mean nicknames kids make up. Bel-eph-ant. Bel-she-gore. Bel-the-gross. Belle. You really have to think these things through.
S Missions 8 years ago
"Eosphoros" is "dawn bringer" in Greek, also what Satan/Lucifer was called before all that s**t went down and the bouncers kicked him out. That can't be too common.
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Margie Lazou 8 years ago
Try spell-checking the birth registry first though...
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Allana Rose 8 years ago
Sometimes being dragged to the dark side is more fun than playing in the light. Mawahahahaha!
Margie Lazou 8 years ago
Try spell-checking the birth registry first though...
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Sometimes being dragged to the dark side is more fun than playing in the light. Mawahahahaha!
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