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50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging

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Have you ever wondered what to say to a person celebrating their birthday? Sure, a simple “Happy birthday!” would do, but hey, it’s a special day, so it’s only fitting to have a special congratulations line. That’s where funny birthday quotes come in. With so many birthday wishes around, you will surely find one that is unique, funny, and touching!
When the day of birth comes, the main topic often is age. Depending on who you are congratulating, these hilarious birthday quotes should touch on aging, the wisdom that comes with it, and rebelliousness, all with a touch of comedy.
Wishing congratulations to someone comes in all shapes and forms, so if you need some funny happy birthday quotes to avoid a ruined birthday and perhaps wish a long-distance friend (or a family member) a happy birthday over social media, these lines will work great as captions too.
So don’t wait any longer and dig into this collection of funny birthday quotes. Vote for your favorites and surprise your celebrating friends or family members with a line or two!

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#1

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Inside every older person is a younger person—wondering what the hell happened.” — Jennifer Yane

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50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.“ – Betty White

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Annie Bieber 2 years ago

💛Betty💛

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Lesli Allen-Artz 2 years ago

I’m already so sad again that she’s gone!!!!

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Crocodile 2 years ago

F to pay respects for one of the best people ever Betty White

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fainasKeturatis 2 years ago

Works for banana as well to certain degree. Those overriped bananas have more vitamins.

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Poultry Geist 2 years ago

And they’re sweeter !

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Amazing Unknown 2 years ago

America flag Betty White

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Elijah Forster 2 years ago

the brown ones just get better with time

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AngelWingsYT 2 years ago

Betty was always quick with the quips😔

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Sirena 2 years ago

Sometimes I feel like that banana.

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K Witmer 2 years ago

I'm a banana. I was better when I was younger.

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Dávid Csonka 2 years ago

The older you get, the better you used to be.

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Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

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#3

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody.“ — George Burns

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50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” — Ogden Nash

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50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” — Robert Frost

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#6

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.“ — Will Rogers

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#7

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” — Eubie Blake

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#8

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.” — Phyllis Diller

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#9

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.“ — Carl G. Jung

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50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “You're not forty, you're eighteen with twenty-two years experience.“ – Unknown

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50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.” — Unknown

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#12

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.“ — Oscar Wilde

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#13

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” — Sir Norman Wisdom

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50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” — Ogden Nash

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#15

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty.” — Joan Rivers

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50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.“ — Chris Hardwick

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#17

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?“ – Bobby Kelton

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#18

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.“ — Bob Hope

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#19

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.” — Herbert Asquith

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#20

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.“ – Anthony Powell

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#21

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” — Lucille Ball

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#22

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.” — Eva Gabor

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50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” — Charles Schultz

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#24

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.” — Malcolm Cowley

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50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.“ – Jim Gaffigan

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#26

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I’m one year older, everyone else is too.“ — Gloria Swanson

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#27

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.“ — Anna Magnani

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#28

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.” — Dorothy Canfield Fisher

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#29

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.“

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#30

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.“ — John Glenn

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#31

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.” — Tom Wilson

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#32

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn’t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.“ — Lionel Blue

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#33

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” — Jack Benny

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#34

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.” — Mark Twain

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#35

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “We must both, I'm afraid, recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars - more and more repairs and replacements are necessary.“ — C. S. Lewis

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#36

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “The first hundred years are the hardest.“ — Wilson Mizner

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#37

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Don’t regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it.” — Catherine Pulsifer

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#38

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’“ — Jerry Seinfeld

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#39

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.“

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#40

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.” — Golda Meir

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#41

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” — C.E.M. Joad

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#42

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?“ — Satchel Paige

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#43

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.” — Dave Barry

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#44

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.“ – Sophie Tucker

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#45

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.” — Maurice Chevalier

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#46

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “You’ve heard of the three ages of man: Youth, middle age, and you’re looking wonderful.” — Cardinal Spellman

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#47

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.“ – Joan Rivers

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#48

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.” — Mary Schmich

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#49

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.” — Kin Hubbard

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#50

50 Funny Birthday Quotes To Slow Down The Aging “Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.“ – Truman Capote

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#51

“Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade.“

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#52

“Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t.” — Richard Bach

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#53

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” — Erma Bombeck

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#54

“The good thing about getting older is if you don’t want to do something you can say, I’m too old to do that!” — Kate Summers

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#55

“I believe that no matter what condition you are in when someone close to your heart remembers your birthday and wishes you a happy birthday, you feel happy.“ – A. Singla

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#56

“Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.” — Harold Coffin

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#57

“After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” — Bette Midler

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#58

“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” — Larry Lorenzoni

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#59

“Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.“ — Booth Tarkington

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#60

“The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it.” — Doris Day

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#61

“Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room, so you don’t have to chase it.“ – Greg Tamblyn

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#62

“For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.“ — Yotam Ottolenghi

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#63

“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” — Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

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#64

“Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!” — Kate Summers

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#65

“I don’t pay attention to the number of birthdays. It’s weird when I say I’m 53. It just is crazy that I’m 53. I think I’m very immature. I feel like a kid. That’s why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can’t do certain things anymore–like doing the plank for 10 minutes.“ – Ellen DeGeneres

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#66

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.” — John Glenn

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#67

“If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.” — Euripedes

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#68

“One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you’ve become harmless.” — Liz Smith

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#69

“Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.” — Robert Frost

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#70

“Don’t just count your years, make your years count.” — George Meredith

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#71

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.“ – Janet Evanovich

24points

#72

“First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” — Leo Rosenberg

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#73

“Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old who are only my age.” — Richard Armour

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#74

“When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lit you know you are getting up there.“ – Catherine Pulsifer

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#75

“Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.“ — Douglas Coupland

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#76

“We don’t grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#77

“When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” — Blair Sabol

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“The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend’s birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people’s birthdays.“ — Julianna Margulies

21points

#79

“You’re in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday!” — Catherine Pulsifer

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#80

“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.“ — Lewis Carroll

20points

#81

“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same.“ — Audrey Hepburn

20points

#82

“I hope your birthday celebration is full of many memorable moments, and that you can actually remember some of them the next day.“

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#83

“A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.” — R. C. Ferguson

19points

#84

“Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.“ — Brigitte Bardot

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#85

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.“ — H. V. Prochnow

19points

#86

“Happy Birthday! How does it feel to be REDACTED years old?“

19points

#87

“Turning the big 40, well that can seem like a blow. No worries though as 50 will be here before you know!” — Catherine Pulsifer

18points

#88

“A birth date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life.“ — Amit Kalantri

18points

#89

“At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.“ — Benjamin Franklin

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#90

“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.” — Ogden Nash

16points

#91

“It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.” — Brigitte Bardot

16points

#92

“As you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers. You do have an ability to control the flames.” — Chaka Khan

15points

#93

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” — Woody Allen

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#94

“Happy Birthday to you, we hope that all year you never feel blue. Now that you are fifty-five, we hope that you will survive.” — Marcia Goldlist

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#95

“Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.“ — Buddy Valastro

13points

#96

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.” — Golda Meir

12points

#97

“We are always the same age inside.“ – Gertrude Stein

12points

#98

“I like birthday cake. It’s so symbolic. It’s a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just ‘Happy birthday!’ because it’s this emblem of childhood and a happy day.“ — Aimee Bender

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#99

“Old age deprives the intelligent man only of qualities useless to wisdom.“ – Joseph Joubert

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#100

“I’m six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.“ – Darryl Dawkins

11points

#101

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” — Mark Twain

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Phyzzi 2 years ago

This list will be so much better once it is short, here's hoping some of the especially cringe ones doon't make the cut.

3points

Thea Bøwadt 2 years ago

Two of these are the same quote 😮‍💨

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Phyzzi 2 years ago

This list will be so much better once it is short, here's hoping some of the especially cringe ones doon't make the cut.

3points

Thea Bøwadt 2 years ago

Two of these are the same quote 😮‍💨

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