Woody just disturbing the other birds

Beautiful!

Love the duck’s face!

That is literally the most dangerous bird in Australia

"Go clean your room! Now!"

Floofy!

Aww. How is that threatening?

IT'S COMING TO KILL YOU

“What do you mean? They’re eggs!”

Blueberry birb!

And also how our legs look in the winter.

Nice to tweet you!

Why Should we hire you ?

It’s both creepy and cute.

Officer, it’s her, she bit my toe!

Nom

Channel your inner dino!

So sweet

When the cleaning lady just finished mopping at work but there's no other way to get to my desk.

Its supposed to post birds why is there a ball

Badass!

I’m just imagining the peacock turning around and then sprinting after the girl lol

oh my-

At least one of the parties involved in the making of this photo is probably thinking "oh sh*t!" in this very moment.

Danger? But that’s just a duAAAGHH!!

Should have gone to Specsavers.....you're supposed to steal chips, not false teeth.

"Here they come to snuff the rooster..." -Alice in Chains

the devil as a bird

This is the most dramatic Fu Manchu I've ever seen!

They're evolving!

HONK

Isn’t it obvious? Start a ranch…

Dude, don't even think about honking that horn.

"Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Archaeopteryx?"

“I heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony” - stolen from a Reddit post