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Birds might be one of the rare animals who we humans would swap places with, even considering all the perks and comforts of civilization. The ability to fly, go anywhere, and escape nearly everything is simply too good of a deal to pass up and birds sometimes seem to know it.
The “Birds with threatening auras” Facebook page gathers and shares pics of avians who do not give a single damn. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorite posts, and be sure to share your own thoughts and bird-encounter stories in the comments section below. We got in touch with the page's creator to learn more.
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When it's cold enough to see the melody
Bored Panda got in touch with Julia Morales the creator of the “Birds with threatening auras” Facebook page and one of its current admins. She was kind enough to answer some of our questions, starting with how the page was formed in the first place.
“So the story behind this page's creation is that one day I sat down and wondered “What would be a funny bird group name?” and didn’t want a name like “birds” and “bird memes” so that’s how “Birds with threatening auras” was born!” she shared with Bored Panda. Since then, the page has received thousands of regular visitors.
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Very Bi Tortoise (He/Him) 11 months ago
That is literally the most dangerous bird in Australia
Rayne OfSalt 11 months ago
Yup. They didn't evolve from dinosaurs, they are still dinosaurs.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 11 months ago
The person who took this photo either has a very good camera that zooms in for 50 meters, or maybe they’re ded
Upstaged75 11 months ago
A friend of mine referred to these birds as "the Thanksgiving turkey that eats YOU!". :)
Cold Eagle 11 months ago
But it's so pretty. And looks like a Dino. So maybe I shouldn't be calling it pretty.
Ali Sherlock 11 months ago
My boyfriend might say I'm the most dangerous bird in Australia.....my farts can be THAT bad
Patricia Smith 11 months ago
Yes, Todd, Australia is the land of the Deadly Everything. Australians are a very tough people. I'll look at pictures from afar.
Kim Lorton 11 months ago
Hi, I am Cass. You have exactly 3 seconds to leave now1..2.. opps! You weren't fast enough!!!
screaming chicken 11 months ago
Cassowary... absolutely terrifying... Got the huge a*s feet of a dinosaur...
LadyVischuss 11 months ago
The movie "A Christmas Story." Ralphie goes up to see Santa and runs into a particularly crabby elf who tells him that they haven't got all day. Do you see what I see??
sharonljeffords@gmail.com 11 months ago
why is everything in Australia scary bugs birds snakes I mean look at this face just stay down under please.
Crybabyartist 11 months ago
I've read that they actually hunt , and there are known instances of them hunting a human individual... they triangulate on their prey and kill it by kicking it to death with their death claw... these are the "test it and see what happens" birds.. in a cage with a warden.. and always satiated with food... i dont know their psychology... out in the wild you are prey
Pieter LeGrande 11 months ago
200+ attacks per year requiring medical attention. They have killed, e.g. in 2019 a collector/breeder in Florida tripped and fell in an enclosure, the cassaworry attacked and killed him.
Bored something 11 months ago
People saying how terrified they are of cassowaries, I think I'd rather an angry cassowary than an angry wedge tailed eagle. They are designed to kill. These are designed to run fast and look pissed off.
Bored something 11 months ago
Cassowary, bigger, crabbier sibling to the emu.
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We also were curious to hear how she would describe the name to someone less familiar with internet culture. “I would explain a threatening aura as something bad a bird is doing or hidden undertones. Such as, for example, swans making traffic stops and making people angry just so they can walk across the road with their little swan family.”
Birds have ended up in their fair share of memes, so we wanted to hear Julia’s thoughts on the page’s popularity. “I think it’s the name and the birds being “bad” in some way. It’s a funny genre and I think it’s also due to people calling birds government drones,” she shared with Bored Panda, referencing the satirical “Birds Aren’t Real” campaign.
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Baby blueberry is extremely hostile. Must return to lab for further specifications. Our results of crossing a blueberry with a t-rex are proving most risky
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Alyssa Phillips 11 months ago
When the cleaning lady just finished mopping at work but there's no other way to get to my desk.
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EmiTheEpic 11 months ago
I’m just imagining the peacock turning around and then sprinting after the girl lol
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What do you think ?
SkyDragonAerial (Aro/Ace, Cassgender) 11 months ago
I feel like you may have a slight bias here, lol (bird pfp)
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ꪑꪖᦋᩏỉꫀ (ᡶꫝꫀꪗ/ᡶꫝꫀꪑ) 11 months ago
As a magpie I approve of these posts 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛ I know they aren't magpies but they're close enough :D
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Breadcrumb. 11 months ago
I like feeding birds and watching them outdoors. Never would want one in my house..again. Roommates parrot was miserable to live with..
Devon Archer 11 months ago
I had a bird that would crawl underneath a blanket and demand to be petted on your lap and if you moved the blanket it would hiss. BIRDS ARE WEIRD!
SkyDragonAerial (Aro/Ace, Cassgender) 11 months ago
I feel like you may have a slight bias here, lol (bird pfp)
Load More Replies... ꪑꪖᦋᩏỉꫀ (ᡶꫝꫀꪗ/ᡶꫝꫀꪑ) 11 months ago
As a magpie I approve of these posts 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛ I know they aren't magpies but they're close enough :D
Load More Replies... Breadcrumb. 11 months ago
I like feeding birds and watching them outdoors. Never would want one in my house..again. Roommates parrot was miserable to live with..
Devon Archer 11 months ago
I had a bird that would crawl underneath a blanket and demand to be petted on your lap and if you moved the blanket it would hiss. BIRDS ARE WEIRD!
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