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When it's cold enough to see the melody

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LavenderHippoInAJar 12 months ago

Beautiful!

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EmiTheEpic 12 months ago

Love the duck’s face!

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Bored Panda got in touch with Julia Morales the creator of the “Birds with threatening auras” Facebook page and one of its current admins. She was kind enough to answer some of our questions, starting with how the page was formed in the first place.

“So the story behind this page's creation is that one day I sat down and wondered “What would be a funny bird group name?” and didn’t want a name like “birds” and “bird memes” so that’s how “Birds with threatening auras” was born!” she shared with Bored Panda. Since then, the page has received thousands of regular visitors.

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Very Bi Tortoise (He/Him) 12 months ago

That is literally the most dangerous bird in Australia

158points

Rayne OfSalt 12 months ago

Yup. They didn't evolve from dinosaurs, they are still dinosaurs.

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Bored Potato 12 months ago

The emus may have won a war but no one dared to even start a war with the cassowaries

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Spocks's Mom 12 months ago

Aren't they the most dangerous birds anywhere ever? If I came across one, I'd just expect to meet my maker.

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Jules 12 months ago

Australia. Of course. Even the birds want to kill you 😂

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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 12 months ago

The most dangerous bird ANYWHERE.

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KB 12 months ago

Murder Chicken

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Lyop 12 months ago

Sounds like a dinosaur too!!

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MaximumKarmaSaint 12 months ago

Doesn't stop me from loving them, maybe the Australians could give them to us? I have helped built a part of a bird sanctuary before (although then it was for a vulture, but I can accept a challenge I think).

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Ben Stubbs 12 months ago

In the world x

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Jeff White 12 months ago

The most dangerous any "thing" in Australia is definitionally the most dangerous "thing" in the world

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Kiwi Panda 12 months ago

Those eyelashes tho…

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 12 months ago

He looks like mad too

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Jenny Mason 11 months ago

Even Steve Irwin was scared of these buggers.

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two-sided llama 12 months ago (edited)

and it wants to know your address

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Shelli Aderman 12 months ago

And totally beautiful colors!

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Nikki Bastian 12 months ago

And the world by default. Another point for the Bush.

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Steve 12 months ago

His name is Hank. Don’t mess with Hank

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Marilyn J. Leger 11 months ago

Isn’t it the most dangerous bird in the world?

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Andrew Read 12 months ago

Most dangerous bird in the world.

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Andrew Read 12 months ago

Most da

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Bad Alchemy 12 months ago

No wonder it freaks me out!

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Lipwah Louie 12 months ago

the expression & viking helmet proves it .. lol

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 12 months ago

The person who took this photo either has a very good camera that zooms in for 50 meters, or maybe they’re ded

25points

FloC 12 months ago

Run... or not, it would run faster than you. You're doomed.

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Upstaged75 12 months ago

A friend of mine referred to these birds as "the Thanksgiving turkey that eats YOU!". :)

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glowworm2 12 months ago

Be very wary of the cassowary.

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Alyssa Phillips 12 months ago

Fern Gully vibes.

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Almost sunny 12 months ago

Omg yes

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Todd 12 months ago

Is everything in Australia trying to kill you?

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Cold Eagle 12 months ago

But it's so pretty. And looks like a Dino. So maybe I shouldn't be calling it pretty.

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Pollywog 12 months ago

Whatever it wants give it to it...... NOW!!!

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Mia C 12 months ago

and that's the last thing the cameraman saw....

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Kevin the Manager 12 months ago

Straight outta Dr. Suess.

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Julia Atkinson 11 months ago

Apparently they can kill you with one flutter of their eyelashes

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Ali Sherlock 12 months ago

My boyfriend might say I'm the most dangerous bird in Australia.....my farts can be THAT bad

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Patricia Smith 12 months ago

Yes, Todd, Australia is the land of the Deadly Everything. Australians are a very tough people. I'll look at pictures from afar.

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Min 12 months ago

Back away very very slowly

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Susan Bosse 12 months ago

Nope

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NapQueen 12 months ago

Marge, is that you?

1point

Lauren S 8 months ago

Cassowary ❤️ they're so beautiful but so dangerous 😳

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Kim Lorton 11 months ago

Hi, I am Cass. You have exactly 3 seconds to leave now1..2.. opps! You weren't fast enough!!!

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Tom 11 months ago

Yes officer, this is the last picture on the phone - and then we found him like (gestures) that.. all mangled ...

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Atlas### 11 months ago

Cassowaries have sharp talons capable of shredding you open. Australia is wacky and scary.

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screaming chicken 11 months ago

Cassowary... absolutely terrifying... Got the huge a*s feet of a dinosaur...

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LadyVischuss 11 months ago

The movie "A Christmas Story." Ralphie goes up to see Santa and runs into a particularly crabby elf who tells him that they haven't got all day. Do you see what I see??

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April Pickett 11 months ago

This bird lives in Australia? Enough said.

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Warpath81 11 months ago

No I don't have the dark crystal

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Katherine Heasley 11 months ago

The last sight many a foolish Australian tourist has seen.

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Anna Bananna 11 months ago

run!!!!!

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Pamela Christie 11 months ago

I am...from France...

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Tjoori Vids 11 months ago

Puts a whole new meaning to "Angry Birds"

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Christine Temple 11 months ago

Cassowary. With a especially epic casque.

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MAKtheknife 11 months ago

EEK! Dinosaur face!

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sharonljeffords@gmail.com 11 months ago

why is everything in Australia scary bugs birds snakes I mean look at this face just stay down under please.

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Annamay 11 months ago

Very scary indeed!

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Page intentially left blank 11 months ago

Murder bird

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Moë 12 months ago

Run!

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Downunderdude 12 months ago

Last thing you see before you die.

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DarkViolet 12 months ago

"And what do YOU want?"

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Sandy Kavanaugh 12 months ago

Ah, yes. The murder chicken. Especially dads with babies.

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Velveteen Worm 12 months ago

Where Rock, Ock?

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Crybabyartist 12 months ago

I've read that they actually hunt , and there are known instances of them hunting a human individual... they triangulate on their prey and kill it by kicking it to death with their death claw... these are the "test it and see what happens" birds.. in a cage with a warden.. and always satiated with food... i dont know their psychology... out in the wild you are prey

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Pieter LeGrande 12 months ago

200+ attacks per year requiring medical attention. They have killed, e.g. in 2019 a collector/breeder in Florida tripped and fell in an enclosure, the cassaworry attacked and killed him.

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Pauly Donahue 12 months ago

Danger Chicken

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Vessa J 12 months ago

Attitude.

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Grace Hill 12 months ago

It looks like an alien.

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Edda Kamphues 12 months ago

That is a Cassowary and yes, it can kill you. RUN!!!

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Lisa Sanders 12 months ago

Yes Karen, how can I help you.

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Baseball is Life 12 months ago

this is a very scary bird

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Jode Mode 12 months ago

Reminds me of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

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Gmaddles 12 months ago

Runnnnnn, for real, that thing'll kill ya! Probably just for fun!

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Corella Fleabane 12 months ago

This seems too close

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J22 Nol213 12 months ago

So perfect it looks like CGI - gorgeous!

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Miss Frankfurter 12 months ago

Gasp😱

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Bored something 12 months ago

People saying how terrified they are of cassowaries, I think I'd rather an angry cassowary than an angry wedge tailed eagle. They are designed to kill. These are designed to run fast and look pissed off.

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Paul Brown 12 months ago

When I see this bird I can definitely see the dinosaur in it.

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Blu 12 months ago

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty-"

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ano nym 12 months ago

holy c**p what the fudge is that?!

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Bored something 12 months ago

Cassowary, bigger, crabbier sibling to the emu.

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martin734 12 months ago

Was this the last photo the photographer ever took?

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Xitxarel•lo Panda 12 months ago

Yup ,dangerous but yet beautiful.

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martymcmatrix 12 months ago

WOW

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#5

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LavenderHippoInAJar 12 months ago

"Go clean your room! Now!"

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EmiTheEpic 12 months ago

Floofy!

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We also were curious to hear how she would describe the name to someone less familiar with internet culture. “I would explain a threatening aura as something bad a bird is doing or hidden undertones. Such as, for example, swans making traffic stops and making people angry just so they can walk across the road with their little swan family.”

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malleymac84_1 12 months ago

Aww. How is that threatening?

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Cursed Girl 12 months ago

IT'S COMING TO KILL YOU

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EmiTheEpic 12 months ago

“What do you mean? They’re eggs!”

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Birds have ended up in their fair share of memes, so we wanted to hear Julia’s thoughts on the page’s popularity. “I think it’s the name and the birds being “bad” in some way. It’s a funny genre and I think it’s also due to people calling birds government drones,” she shared with Bored Panda, referencing the satirical “Birds Aren’t Real” campaign.

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Baby blueberry is extremely hostile. Must return to lab for further specifications. Our results of crossing a blueberry with a t-rex are proving most risky

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Multa Nocte 12 months ago

Blueberry birb!

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NapQueen 12 months ago

And also how our legs look in the winter.

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EmiTheEpic 12 months ago

Nice to tweet you!

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ʁɨɂɥɒ 12 months ago

Why Should we hire you ?

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EmiTheEpic 12 months ago

It’s both creepy and cute.

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EmiTheEpic 12 months ago

Officer, it’s her, she bit my toe!

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EmiTheEpic 12 months ago

Nom

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EmiTheEpic 12 months ago

Channel your inner dino!

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malleymac84_1 12 months ago

So sweet

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Alyssa Phillips 12 months ago

When the cleaning lady just finished mopping at work but there's no other way to get to my desk.

121points

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The Duolingo bird in real life

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ʁɨɂɥɒ 12 months ago

Its supposed to post birds why is there a ball

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Lyop 12 months ago

Badass!

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EmiTheEpic 12 months ago

I’m just imagining the peacock turning around and then sprinting after the girl lol

36points

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𝕊𝕙𝕪 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 (she/them) 12 months ago

oh my-

54points

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reemerger 12 months ago

At least one of the parties involved in the making of this photo is probably thinking "oh sh*t!" in this very moment.

66points

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Mark 12 months ago

Danger? But that’s just a duAAAGHH!!

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NapQueen 12 months ago

Should have gone to Specsavers.....you're supposed to steal chips, not false teeth.

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Mike K 12 months ago

"Here they come to snuff the rooster..." -Alice in Chains

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𝕊𝕙𝕪 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 (she/them) 12 months ago

the devil as a bird

29points

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Susan Bosse 12 months ago

This is the most dramatic Fu Manchu I've ever seen!

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 12 months ago

They're evolving!

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Jozzy 12 months ago

HONK

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Mark 12 months ago

Isn’t it obvious? Start a ranch…

48points

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reemerger 12 months ago

Dude, don't even think about honking that horn.

29points

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reemerger 12 months ago

"Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Archaeopteryx?"

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Mark 12 months ago (edited)

“I heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony” - stolen from a Reddit post

51points

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This mocking bird will not only mock you but it also thinks you’re a loser. Look at the judgement

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Tabitha 12 months ago (edited)

Mockingbirds are f*****g psychos when it comes to their territory. We have a pair that nest in one of our trees, and man, they will swoop down on any creature passing by. Including humans. Then they’ll perch high up close by and stare at you menacingly. If you don’t believe me, try passing by a tree with a mockingbird’s nest in it.

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