Woody just disturbing the other birds

Beautiful!

Love the duck’s face!

That is literally the most dangerous bird in Australia

"Go clean your room! Now!"

Floofy!

Aww. How is that threatening?

IT'S COMING TO KILL YOU

“What do you mean? They’re eggs!”

Blueberry birb!

And also how our legs look in the winter.

Nice to tweet you!

Why Should we hire you ?

It’s both creepy and cute.

Officer, it’s her, she bit my toe!

Nom

Channel your inner dino!

So sweet

When the cleaning lady just finished mopping at work but there's no other way to get to my desk.

Its supposed to post birds why is there a ball

Badass!

I’m just imagining the peacock turning around and then sprinting after the girl lol

Tbf, peacocks are loud and vicious

Met some peacocks while strolling through a park in the UK. Thought I escaped to a nearby bench, but they followed me. Once they saw I hadn't any food for them, they just stood around me and preened. Not hostile at all, more... protective, in a way? I felt rather special actually. 😄

Bolshie feckers

Yes, you BETTER run. These guys are bastards.

Peacocks aren't very nice. I'd run, too.

I need more information on this photo...😄 When I was a toddler, my parents took us to an amusement park, and there was a chimpanzee there(not sure why) I wish I could find the photo to post, but I was sitting on my dad's lap I believe, Rosie, the chimp was to the side of us for a photo. Rosie was curious, and gave me a kiss on my cheek. My mother said we looked at eachother, I burst out in tears, Rosie, also shocked, she took off running in one direction toward her trainer. I tried lunging out of my dad's lap to run in the other direction. And my mother was able to capture a photo of before during and the aftermath. I can only assume now without these photos that we looked similar to this photo, different species though 🤣

Her shirt says friends. "iconically funny"

The only proper response to male posturing

"SQUAAAAAAK FOR SUPER CHICKEN!"

What a weenie!

oh my-

At least one of the parties involved in the making of this photo is probably thinking "oh sh*t!" in this very moment.

Danger? But that’s just a duAAAGHH!!

Should have gone to Specsavers.....you're supposed to steal chips, not false teeth.

"Here they come to snuff the rooster..." -Alice in Chains

the devil as a bird

This is the most dramatic Fu Manchu I've ever seen!

They're evolving!

HONK

Isn’t it obvious? Start a ranch…

Dude, don't even think about honking that horn.

"Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Archaeopteryx?"