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#2

An Unexpected And Extremely Heated Argument With Her Amazon Echo Regarding Flushable Wet Wipes Had Left Her Shaken And Unnerved

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24points

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Alia G. 6 years ago

Ha ha this made me laugh aloud in class

4points

#3

A Financially Unstable Mess, But At The Liquor Store They Call Me Ma'am

Final score:

23points

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Bella Smith 6 years ago

Wow she is an incredible artist

3points

#4

I Will Put You Down As A Soft Maybe

Final score:

23points

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earringnut 6 years ago

i loooovvve this one!

3points

#5

Purifying Angel Of The Decomposing Carcass

Final score:

22points

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Daria B 6 years ago

Sounds perfect for the title of a metal song or album.

5points

#6

Stress Eating As Self-Expression

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20points

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That Fat Mouse 6 years ago

The snake seems rather calm about this!

5points

#7

Starting To Rethink My Well-Intentioned Effort To Strike Up A Cultural Conversation With The Caps Lock Crowd

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20points

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Stille20 6 years ago

Don't do it. Th e only escape is closing the browser and never using that user name again.

5points

#8

Had I But Hands To Put About Your Throat

Final score:

18points

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PyroarRanger 6 years ago

Yup. Definitely a feeling everyone gets

2points

#9

In The Beginning, We Called It Love

Final score:

16points

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Mick Fowler 6 years ago

Cardinals mate for life as do a number of other bird species. We named our resident pair Claudia and Richelieu.

3points

#10

Grandpa Used To Whip Quarters At Me And Scream "Pull Them Out Of Your Ear Yourself"

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15points

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Drew Chandler 6 years ago

Traumatized...

3points

#11

I Have Seen The Interiors Of Cloud Formations That Make Your Cathedrals Look Like Wal-Marts

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12points

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Capermom 6 years ago

I believe that.

1point

#12

Beneath My Sketchy And Stilted Narrative Is A Longing For Loneliness

Final score:

11points

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Clara Bunnell 6 years ago

Same

2points

#13

If You Clone Me, My First Order Of Business Will Be To Kill You All

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10points

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Alia G. 6 years ago

fair enough

4points

#14

When I Was Invited Back To His Place, I Thought It Was For More Than A Tour Of His For-Profit Ferret Hospice

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10points

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Stille20 6 years ago

XD That would be incredibly disappointed.

2points

#15

She Never Looked Lovelier Than When Stumbling Up To A Late Night Drive Thru And Starting An Altercation

Final score:

10points

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Mikaela Stewart 5 years ago

oml lol

0points

#16

Mixing A Seance With Charades Seemed Like A Fun Idea But Oh Christ What Have We Done?

Final score:

9points

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Bobbi Newell 6 years ago

This raises so many questions!

1point

#17

Overdressed And Underappreciated

Final score:

9points

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Eyad Babikir 6 years ago

Coz peacocking is arrogant and narcissistic! As peacocks usually are! 🤔🤣

1point

#18

Jaywalker On The Street, Diagonal Sleeper In The Sheets

Final score:

9points

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Stille20 6 years ago

oh man... I want to steal that for a dating profile.

4points

#19

Keen-Brained And Patient

Final score:

8points

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#20

I Often Fall Prey To The Popular Fallacy Known As Positive Thinking

Final score:

8points

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James Hardin 3 years ago

saaaaaaaaame

0points

#21

Instruments Of Defense And Attack

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8points

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Hawk 6 years ago

Cute snake.... I hope they are just being friendly with the snake

2points

#22

She Drunkenly Approached Me In A Bar, Asked If I Would "Do Her A Rudeness"—and Your Mother And I Have Been Together Ever Since

Final score:

8points

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#23

Dakota Has Recently Proclaimed That She Is A Reincarnated 15th Century Serial Killer, So I'm Canceling All Scheduled Playdates Until Further Notice

Final score:

8points

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Mikaela Stewart 5 years ago

That's so me xD

1point

#24

Defiantly Effervescent In The Face Of The Sixth Extinction

Final score:

7points

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#25

High, Wide And Handsome

Final score:

7points

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SockBoi 6 years ago

Chickens need more love, but not as food. I feel bad for animals that die to feed us, though I'm not vegetarian or vegan. When people trash perfectly good food then buy more, it just means more innocent animals get slaughtered.

3points

#26

Inappropriate And Unsettling Stories For The Swift Silencing Of A Precocious Child

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7points

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#27

In The Leaf Litter, Something Tries To Hide Its Own Heartbeat

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7points

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#28

Coup De Grace As A Philosophy Of Life

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6points

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Mick Fowler 6 years ago

The crested caracara is an unusual member of the falcon family in that it eats carrion. The Mexican flag features this type of bird subduing a snake.

1point

#29

The Exhibition Of Unnatural Instincts Amidst The Death Throes Of Democracy

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6points

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#30

Chasing That Hallucinogenic High Unique To Expired Mexican Insecticides

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6points

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#31

I Told Her Not To Worry About Money, That We Would Make It Somehow, But If She Expected Me To Take A Sack Lunch To Work It Was Over, Goddammit

Final score:

6points

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Hawk 6 years ago

The one behind is like “Hey! I wanna get in the picture too!”

1point

#32

Moments When My Gaze Goes Vacant

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6points

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#33

Being Digested Within Toothed Whales Is For Suckers

Final score:

6points

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#34

Trickery And Dark Magic

Final score:

6points

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#35

Oh My God Damn

Final score:

6points

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#36

A Sudden Point Of Convergence

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5points

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#37

Sovereignty Bestowed By A Sublime And Ancient Process

Final score:

5points

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#38

Existence Tastes Sweetest Between The Hammer And The Anvil

Final score:

5points

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#39

Writing Novels Solely For The Dedication Page Drama

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5points

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#40

I Have Heard My Praises Sung In Screams

Final score:

5points

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#41

The De-Extinction Museum Of Biological Resurrection

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5points

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#42

Slow On The Uptake, Quick With The Dick Pics

Final score:

5points

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Stille20 6 years ago

...A biography or a 21st century Douche bag

2points

#43

Willing To At Least Entertain The Idea That Russian Interference Was At Least Partially Responsible For My Failed Marriage

Final score:

5points

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#44

The Dreadfully Delightful Existence Of Semi-Spectral Things

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4points

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#45

The Boy Detective Who Gave Up Solving Neighborhood Cases To Sit And Play Video Games In A Cloud Of His Own Stink

Final score:

4points

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#46

They Say You Should Never Meet Your Heroes, Yet Here I Am At Half Past Four In The Morning, Holding A Taser And Zip Tie Handcuffs

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4points

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#47

The 56-Acre No-Kill Sanctuary For Oprah's Ex-Assistants

Final score:

4points

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Stille20 6 years ago

lol, what

0points

#48

Threats And Violence

Final score:

4points

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#49

The Fact That Sometimes Meat Gets Caught In The Gears Of The Grand Machinery Was A Small Consolation

Final score:

4points

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#50

I Assumed Betting On Underground Amish Buggy Races Would Be Harmless Enough, But I Hit A Losing Streak And Now I'm In Deep With The Chinbeards

Final score:

4points

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#51

Mom Dragging Me To Her Topless Maid Appointments Afforded Me A Fascinating Glimpse Into The World Of Mopes And Sh*theels

Final score:

3points

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#52

It Had Seemed Such Innocent Pleasure

Final score:

3points

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#53

Fairy Stories And Legendary Tales Told In The Darkest Of Dystopian Nights, On The Shore Of A Rising Sea

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3points

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#54

Witness To Melancholy Spectacles In The Land Of The Rise Of Man

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3points

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#55

Tending The Weeds In A Watery Garden

Final score:

3points

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Connie Schulte 6 years ago

I want to be able to click the picture and see the whole work!

0points

#56

Hero Was Perhaps Too Strong A Word, But I Had Borne The Brunt Of A Ditchweed Blunt

Final score:

3points

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Eyad Babikir 6 years ago

I like the art, but not sure of the titles...

0points