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Twitter is a platform that people either love or hate. Some believe the micro-blogging website is excellent for real-time engagement, others, however, say it's "a highly opinionated cesspit" that's just winding everyone up.

You may have realized just how polarizing it can be from our publication on the Facebook group 'The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2' as well.

But if you need more convincing (or simply want to enjoy more chaotic personal takes), you're in luck. Since we released the piece, the group has ballooned by about 45K members and now unites about 220K of them. Naturally, such rapid growth along with activity from the old timers brought about plenty of new material.

So we at Bored Panda think it's about time we collect their latest posts and release Part 2!

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Just like the first time, we contacted the person behind the group, comedian Trevor Lewis, to hear his latest thoughts on both Twitter and the Facebook community he created. And, just like the first time, he agreed!

First off, the proposed acquisition of Twitter by Elon Musk and then his withdrawal from the deal. "I am conflicted about this," Trevor told Bored Panda. "On the one hand, I think it would be very funny and good if Musk was forced to follow through on such a bold claim."

"Proclaiming to the world that you intend to buy a company has huge implications on things like stock value, so he needs to be shown that his actions have consequences."

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person has a page on gogetfunding called Accidental Catdad, detailing how he fell in love with the kittens and decided to raise them (and their mom), it’s a heartwarming story. (And he got £7000-something out of it ;)

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But having said that, Trevor enjoys Twitter more than any other social media app and would hate to see Elon damage it. "Musk has a long history of buying his way into companies and then running them badly," he pointed out.

"If you scroll through Twitter on a given day, it's not unlikely you will come across a video of a Tesla catching on fire. This is both a regular, literal occurrence and an apt metaphor for Musk's involvement in a company."

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Musk's unpredictability on Twitter has been all over the headlines. Minutes after the company's shareholders voted on Tuesday to approve his $44 billion buyout deal, the Tesla chief took to the platform to revamp his user profile.

As the battle over the $44 billion bid intensifies, Musk has become 'Naughtius Maximus' on Twitter. The world's richest man did not only change his username but also uploaded a new profile picture and bio.

The SpaceX CEO's updated description on Twitter now reads: "Centurion in Jerusalem Garrison" and his display image is a picture from his childhood.

The 51-year-old decided to revamp his Twitter profile after the vote came as his legal team is in court, battling to get the businessman out of the deal.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My last cat Turkey was a stray, I named him Turkey because he adopted me just after Christmas - he barged in and ate all my leftover Turkey and wouldn’t leave even when I tried to chase him out. My autocorrect still capitalizes the T in Turkey because of him. Miss my Turkey boy, he was the best.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats can be the most lovely creatures ever. I hate the bad rap they get. Just like there are cats that are arseholes, there are dogs who are as well. My cat, who died at the age of 14 was amazing. Anytime someone was sick he'd go lie down with them, either on the bed or on the floor by the bed. When I had dengue fever in 2011, the first 5 days were awful, very high fever, weakness, and Johnny (my cat) just would stay either on the floor next to my head or laying by my feet on the bed. Every day during these worst days. Gosh, I miss him. 💕

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe we aren't a completely horrible species, after all.

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But while the future of the platform remains hazy, Trevor's Facebook group isn't slowing down. And he puts plenty of effort into maintaining it as a pleasant place to visit.

"I am the only person managing the group," he said. "This is mainly because running a community on Facebook requires an intimate knowledge of its Community Standards system. Part of that is reading their descriptions on the company website. The other part, however, can only be learned through experience. In order for a group to survive, you have to know all the kinds of content that might jeopardize it."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww that's so sweet. I hope they were understanding of him, it must be so confusing for an animal who can't understand things, to go blind :(

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"The other layer to this is that Facebook holds any action taken by an admin or moderator against the group itself," he continued. "So, if a moderator violates Facebook Community Standards, the platform doesn't just punish their account. It results in a strike against the group.

"Because I have been running large groups for several years now, I am able to navigate this system in a way that most people are not."

"Luckily, Facebook has started to provide group admins with automated features known as Admin Assist," Trevor added. "This allows us to set criteria to automatically prevent spam and conflict from occurring. It is not perfect, but it is extremely helpful. I would not be able to run the group on my own without it."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hawk's expression is like "Uh, excuse me?" (Or better yet, exqueeze me?) Lol

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Apart from the moderation, the comedian also curates the vast majority of content on 'The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2,' making it half an online magazine of sorts.

"I try to schedule a new post to go up every 40 minutes or so, even on weekends and holidays. There are rarely any breaks. A group needs consistent, high-quality content to remain visible within the algorithm. When selecting Tweets, I will use a combination of my personal taste as well as the numbers attached to it."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm making myself look good in the headlines. Might as well diss Fido while I'm at it."

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"I will particularly focus on the number of retweets, as this can usually translate to shares on the Facebook platform," Trevor explained. "This is the highest level of engagement a user can grant content, which means that if they are sharing something, they are also more likely to react and comment. All of this engagement results in the kinds of posts that go viral and help a group grow."

He noticed that most of the group's members are from the U.S., but there are tens of thousands that belong to countries from all around the world, including the Philippines, the U.K., South Africa, and Bangladesh.

"I'm proud that the content I curate is enjoyed by so many people. Even though the group name includes 'Best' and 'Worst,' I notice people generally respond more to content from the 'Best' category. They want to laugh and feel good while they scroll, and I'm happy to provide that," Trevor said.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He his só cute, however here's a warning for cat owners, do not out colars on them with those little bells i'v seen a few veterinarians warning about that, cats ears are more " powerfull " than a dog's ears, só having those little bells becomes stressfull for them not to mention that they also have Predator instincts, and they are stealth hunters and that Bell ruins that stealth instinct they have, fell free to check with your vetrinarians if you want to.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to eat shortening as a kid. I also remember hiding behind the couch and trying to eat my moms butterscotch scented taper candles.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. Imagine your boss giving you unpaid homework. "work? In my free time? Big nope. I'm gonna play spot-the-puddle with my dog til the sun goes down. See you on Monday, sucker!"

Bob Bobbs
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gonna disagree here. Homeworks allow to see if, when trying independently, the subject is understood. But it shouldn't be too much homeworks but some is necessary.

Shayda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I respect your opinion but I had too many countless nights crying over my math homework because it was hard to understand and my notes taken in class didn't always help. Homework should be an easy refresher not a challenge. So yeah I agree with you there.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never give homework. I don't believe in it. If, as a teacher, you can't get your curriculum done in class, change stuff. Of course, in some cases that may be harder (I have 20+ years experience and set my own curriculum as long as the students reach the correct finish level, but still. If the students work in class, they have no work to do at home.

The Mom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. When my middle child was in 2nd grade his teacher was always giving homework. Fed up with it I sent her a note saying that I don't bring my work home and he will no longer be doing school work at home. She didn't like it but he continued making good grades.

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Black Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever this is, I love you. Please tell this to my school because when I say we get a ridiculous amount of homework I mean it. I'll get 14 page assignments due the next day just from my government class.

Ben Cor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess there's a lot of people in school in this thread. Doing your homework lets you practice the content of the course. If I didn't have homework when doing my IT courses, I wouldn't have been able to pass my exams at the end of the year. I'm giving courses to adults in the IT domain, and I give them exercises to do after the course. It let's them practice stuff. It's important I think.

BoredPip
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It depends on the homework- some homework is helpful, necessary even, but then there's just pointless busywork, which doesn't benefit anyone.

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Judes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many schools are 7-8 hours per day? Where I live, school is about 6 hours, and that includes breaks, so it's really just 5 hours of work. Sure, a long day for little kids, but not much work for older kids.

Aubrey Theo
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone in an American highschool I get ready and go to and from school for about 8 hours, then have 1-2 hours of homework and sometimes have to study for even more. This leaves me with around 9-12 hours of work on average and i usually get around 6 hours of sleep

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my senior year of hs sucked because i had so much homework because i was in an honors program. my friends who were not in honors didn't understand why i couldnt hang out

Monica Michelle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Btw my kid goes to Montessori high school ( academy of thought and industry) two classes taught a day after class the teacher and students do homework together. My baby is so psyched about CHEMISTRY!!!

IDGAFabtyourfeelings
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell that to kids in Asia. They are studying for 14 hour days or more because universities are so competitive, spaces so limited.

Booker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the last 28 years, I've taught at a non-profit middle/high school for at-risk children and I can't count the number of times parents at parent-teacher conferences have shared that their whole family dynamics have changed for the better overnight just because the focus was on other school activities and family time instead of the endless homework conflict. Everyone was happier. I personally can't think of anything more important than growing up in a happy family. I've heard all the arguements in support of homework and they're valid. In my opinion, none of them outweigh allowing your children to have a well-balanced life in a happy home.

Liz the Wanderer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live near an elementary school. It's heartbreaking watching 8 year olds carrying home bags of books as big as they are!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm currently enrolled in online college courses and each class is five weeks long with a new class starting each week. By the nature of this method I can stay caught up with the class by spending about 2 hours per day on it. I can honestly say that I'm not actually learning anything. All I'm doing is passing each weekly class simply because the "test" is built into the reading material so it is, effectively, 100% open book. If I actually had to do something to prove that I learned anything I'd be s**t out of luck. So, no. No homework is not a good idea. People, all of us, need some aspect of reinforcement of the subject matter at hand before we actually get to the point of knowing anything. A few hours of exposure on a given subject, before moving on to something else with an equally short exposure time, doesn't provide anyone with knowledge.

Wondering Alice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends a huge amount on the homework. I offered prep work - optional HW for students who felt weak but wanted to keep up. Practice HW - again optional for students who thought they had understood, but were not sure. Both were widely used by students some of the time - genuinely struggling students I preferred to give extra classes rather than extra HW as struggling at home I saw as counter productive. Expected HW was designed as review/ refresh to save test cramming and test essays, about 20mins of independent silent work which I could have done in class, but took time away from teaching. The teachers do not set the curriculum, we just have to find a way to get it all in. I don't see the point in HW for the sake of it, although good study habits can be helpful - choice of reading or maths puzzle will do. Busy work is lazy teaching, and I always suggest timing - ie, if you try this for 15 minutes and still feel stuck, just stop and come tell me.dont stress

Seedy Vine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are we still forcing kids to work overtime for free? Stop giving them homework!

Cynthia Souza
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Retired elementary teacher here. Taught 4th and 5th grade for twenty-nine years. I told them to read for thirty minutes at home. That's it.

L hill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My niece' s class does not give homework most days and for this reason. I was going to go into that " Back in my day" spiel, but realized how smart the rationale is. Now i feel like an idiot and hate my grade school years even more.

Thomas E S Thomas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree. When I was a kid we had a mountain of "homework". I spent most of my free time at the library, so I grew up with bad grades yet an IQ of 140. I learned more from Britannica than from Pub-Ed. I did eventually catch up in high school though. GPA 3.8.

Barbara R. Perry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS. If the school does not provide proper study periods (with assistance available) to complete 'homework' , A. K. A " preparation" in the U.K., then parents need to refuse. It's starting to happen more and more. Those children who are having to get on the bus at 6:15 am,& don't get back until 3:30-4:30pm? That's appalling. After basically working a full time job, and needing to get household chores done, expecting an hour or more extra schoolwork every single day is just plain cruel. Even an adult would find it very difficult to concentrate on the task! Tell the schools NO. I want my 9 year old to go play!

Melissa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I ever skipped school was to finish an overwhelming amount of homework just for one class. That was 15 years ago, I hope things will be better for students now.

Andy Frobig
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After starting out with straight A's, I got my first C in 5th grade. I thought "wow, that wasn't that bad," and I quiet quit from that day on. That was 1978.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree! And it's more work for the parents who are just trying to feed their kids dinner and have some time with them before getting them to bed to start all over again the next day.

Aisling Raye
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This might be super ignorant because I don't have kids. Isn't giving homework to high school and elementary school kids part of preparing them for college/university education? I can only imagine it would be quite a shock to graduate from high school and suddenly have to figure out how to manage your time and study independently if you hadn't learned to do so earlier in your education. I really am curious about how the no homework model works in that way. Maybe a teacher in this comment section can let me know. TIA :)

julie son
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience (I would like to underline "my" here) few kids bothered to even pay attention at school, never mind actually really working the whole time we were in school, so that's a bit of an idealistic scenario here. Also I remember how much easier it was for me to forget what I learned that day if I didn't do some homework latter. And just so I don't give the wrong idea here, I generally didn't, and, in retrospect, I wish I spent more of my time applying myself to homework. Once again, this is my highly subjective opinion, and I'm aware of that.

Frank Miller
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now more than ever we need STEM to find a way to halt the destruction of this planet and the downfall of society. It's a nice gesture, but when the house is on fire, it's no time to take a nap...

DrBronxx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't even think about coming to Japan then. After school, it's cram school, then English school. Weekends? Extra study at school. It is the one part of Japanese culture that I am not looking forward to for my child.

Fearhunter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Homework are to practice your knowledge you had learned. So as long it's not to much stuff it's not that senseless.

Sweetpotato314
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I teach at a no-homework high school. When first hired, I thought it'd be a challenge. It turns out, it works. As an added bonus, I no longer work for free at night, either!

Niki A
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I agree, standardized testing comes so early in my state that you have to cram the curriculum in (particularly in a block schedule). Sometimes there is just no time, and we don't like it either. More c**p to grade!

DubstepBlade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember that my 8th grade teachers didn’t believe in homework

Sheila Weila
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Homework allows students to reinforce new skills taught that day. Without immediately reinforcement, the retention rate goes way down, and they will likely need to be retaught.

Nitka Tsar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm confused. Where is this that kids go to school for 8 hours? My sons (7) school is roughly 4-5 hours and I can't remember any of my own schools ever lasting more than around 6 hours. Maybe I remember incorrectly. I don't know.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but go on youtube and look up "Gen Z can't answer questions". they need MORE homework, not less.

Himiko
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My northern and sisters math teacher goes over something and them gives them homework over the thing they did and he works from the book so you can imagine how that goes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

..... do they mean the fans of their shows, or Netflix specifically? Because the latter would be like... being a fan of your gas provider. Sure, I like that it exists, but it's not like I have an emotional attachment to the service itself...

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, I don't get it 😅 Edit: just got it and it's brutal and absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it's cute, but it's a literal genetic defect, so PLEASE dont anyone purposely breed these. Please for the love of all the gods

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seems like cats love fresh, crisp, water or toilet water. Nothing in between

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know how handsome he was before the pills, but they sure seem to be working!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat begging while I cut up garlic and onions and chili peppers and other things they definitely can’t have

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone explain to my slow brained a*s why it’s not “Celebrate ‘HER’” ? Like…it’s right there..

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat loves it when I make the bed. Sometimes I make it twice a day just because of how happy he gets 🙂

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, we will just wait until 1970 comes around again and we will all have 2 homes. Thanks for the tip.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're thinking of spending that much money, you need to re-evaluate why your priorities. Do you want to, get married? Or do you want to, be married? Because getting married, is just one day. Being married, is every day after that.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only that, but we can barely support ourselves, let alone another human being for 18 years! Give me at least the financial resources to do that and I'll promise to at least think about it. Edit: stupid auto-correct

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet the cat would give the scratches for free...if you asked really nice.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's always better when someone else makes it for you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is named Ruckus, and he comes in my cat door and tries to take the cat dish with him when he leaves. Pretty sure he's been coming for 4 seasons so far!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lost both my cats within a month of each other and now my partner has been diagnosed with serious health issues. My brain doesnt need the fücking help right now

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, I'm 30 and I feel like I need a copy of his list I don't know more than half of them

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Dean Meixner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep! Couldn't live without those ... and they keep my gym membership current 😎😂

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I’m older I want to adopt but I’m so mentally unstable ( I think) that it would be unsafe. It is sad tho

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We could have an entire article made up with only tweets about Leonardo Dicaprio's dating choices.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Recently went camping and forgot the tinder. Guess who had 300 Walmart receipts just laying around waiting to save the day 💅

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they already did that with 'Clamato' juice. Clams and Tomato juice...together again.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve been threatening my childhood friends to teach their children their tricks lmoo

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed too, i’m female but I usually look like the silhouette on the left.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he had to endure 3 years of being quarantined with you, and he just needs some time for himself lol

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Edit: thought it was cute at 1st cos I read them v quickly and it's almost 6 am and I still haven't slept, so my brain is tired and I didn't notice the passive-aggressive aura to the whole message

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I had to Google this and omg what she went through sounds terrifying, dehumanizing and just all around horrifying. Parents, if you’re putting your kids into acting, PROTECT THEM!!!!

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keighterz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine was either “look at this adorable animal/beautiful nature” or “screw the establishment burn it all to the ground.” No in between.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, according to their confusing book, he's only ruled for 6,000 years, yet the Earth is 4.5 billion years. 6k =/= forever.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

me but when my screen time runs out right whne im in the middle of RAGING MY A*S OFF

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope this person lives alone and will have to deal with this mess themselves. Cause this is büllshit

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"And the best part is the hotel was rigged for demolition! They'll never find him! Well... not enough of him..."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So once, when I had a bad snotty head cold, my husband made tgis awful frozen orange chicken bullcrap. I love orange chicken. But this stuff was pathetic. It stunk up the whole house but I took a bite and I threw up. It was snotty. I ended up throwing the actual pan away just to get rid of the smell and the rest of the days I was sick I felt like I had orange chicken snot. Awful.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In college I had a dance teacher that kept hollering "Suck in your stomach!" to me. So after crash dieting for six months I just finally dropped his class. Much later, I found out that I didn't have a fat belly after all. I just had a back injury that was preventing my ab muscles from working correctly. Would've loved to find this out without being fat-shamed lol.

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2 years ago (edited)

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this s**t funny to look at but if it happens to me ill rage, castrate, and dissolve him in acid/j

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha I never thought about the irony of that song in that movie with him ! I think that’s considered irony ! Right ? Lots of smart people here someone knows !

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a difference between "Berry" and "Bailey" , you stupid merchant bankers.

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