Actually, might be the truth :P

The hooman ate my certificate.

....and denial

point and case my friend

Return to school, teacher edition :-)

I’m sorry, but this is inconsiderate. Many people who state their religion as an excuse and do horrible things are indeed Christian, but it’s not a religion-based thing, every religion has those kinds of psychos. Christianity does not deserve to be put down like this and be called a lie; calling someone’s beliefs and integrity a lie is not the way to building equality between religions and cultures. Please, let’s try to accept other cultures instead of bashing down the ones of others.

He looks so deflated.

That way you'll buy more of their product

I have a hunch this was intentional.

This might look funny but only 50 percent went wrong, if that. I will say that dogs should not be in strollers and shouldn't be bred to the point where they are not dogs anymore. But kids on a leash - that is a good thing! It makes the outings much safer. Such small kids, even if very well behaved and disciplined don't yet have a brain yet that can compute consequences. The world is fast and dangerous. The leash can make sure they never disappear on you when for 2 seconds you're looking at what the other one is doing, and can't run ahead enough to be hit by a car. I used to be a nanny and I refused to take the 3 year old out until I was given one of these. I was still holding her hand and she was a very good little lady, but it made me feel safer to know that she can't just dart out on a whim as we're crossing a million roads to school.

You might want to ask for a refund!

Lie, Lie, Lie!!

it's a dog eat dog world out there

It's pointing, too.

Hahaha, talk about domino effect!

We be burnt bad

Rosemary's Stroller

Idiot! The boss said new ways not shortcuts!

That may be a Freudian Flip!

Snort-laugh!

Dammit Moss, not again!

Proof!

Even if he could read I'm pretty sure he wouldn't give 2 shits

Yoda is writing newspaper ads now?

A for "A HUNDRED COCKROACHES", clearly.

WHO ARE YOU WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY? DENIED.

Well, shucks!

Hell NO!

Damned batteries cost more than a gift! Laughs on her!

See? Mistakes are proof you are. Humans make mistakes.

But did you get to use it?

This is just sad

*puts these in my printer, runs out of magenta immediately, buys new of these, print heads are misaligned, i waste all the cyan doing the test thing, i buy more of these, they're incompatible because they have drm somehow, i give up and throw my printer into an active volcano*

Oh we’re all in a whole world of trouble

Imagine waking up in the morning, take a shower, have some coffee and get to your car to go shopping... then running back in and shouting to your husband: I almost forgot my sign, silly me!

Statement with immidiate proof :D Perfect

About all its worth! (don't get pissed I' m old)

Well that was a waste of time for everyone

Yeah it did!

Guess this slogan is "BANG" on!

Cut to shot of a single tear trickling down David Attenborough's cheek

Wait, what are teeth for then?

I’m surprised this didn’t happen more often with the DVD’s being in a paper sleeve going through the mail system.

Put some water in, bring to a boil. The sticker will slide right off.

I still believe! Go on! :D

When they let you give your own performance evaluations at work.

You even know what to do to get there ;)

Johnny English in retirement?!

REKT