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161 Funny Best Friend Quotes To Use As An Instagram Caption

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There are friends, and there are people who are much more than that. In some cases, these people are equal to or even higher than family. They come once in a lifetime, but once they’re there, there’s nothing you can do to get rid of them. The indestructible bond of friends, as described in these funny best-friend quotes, is something to cherish for as long as you can.

When you take friendship to the next level, you’re bound to get chained together for a wild ride. Friends come and go, fun on various occasions, but, as expressed in these funny quotes about best friends, it’s those special friends that are someone who will make the occasion fun. And what better way to share the awesome friendship of two lost souls than with a post on social media?

The thoughts on this list will work great for coming up with best friend captions for Instagram to show the world the shenanigans both of you are getting up to. Talking about the depth of knowing, supporting, and feeling each other, there are few words that can describe such a bond well enough.

If you have a picture that needs a line or two for posting on social media, scroll through these best friendship quotes that can easily act as captions for your post.

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#1

Funny best friend quote by Groucho Marx on a red background. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'” - Groucho Marx

55points

Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago

Hahahaha! This'd be hilarious! Can you imagine you killing your abusive, cheating ex and your BFF is sitting beside you in Jail saying "Hey, next time you get a boyfriend, at least starve him before off-ing him so he's easier to drag into the back of the car." like it's the most normal conversation in the world. 😂😂😂

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#2

Funny best friend quote on a pink background about friends staying like an octopus on your face, attributed to Unknown. “Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”

53points

Pat James 9 months ago

And I am blessed with a couple of octopuses 🥰

0points

#3

"A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover."

53points

Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold 2 years ago

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

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#4

"Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking 'if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital'."

51points

Walbert Einstein 2 years ago

I have these with my friend

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#5

"Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." - Greg Tamblyn

46points

Walbert Einstein 2 years ago

Emotional damage

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#6

Funny best friend quote about true friendship and computer history on a red background with white text. "Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die."

42points

Glenda Whare 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

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#7

"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

41points

PanteraSilva 2 years ago

I stand for this one

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#8

"We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence."

39points

Boreddd🇺🇦 2 years ago

Neither, the dark side of tik tok is

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#9

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." - Linda Grayson

39points

GoodWifiIsGood 2 years ago

Bigger forehead (brain) than me.

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#10

Funny best friend quote on a red background about true friendship involving bail money and a shovel. “I know we’re friends because I can ask you for bail money. I know we’re true friends because you never asked why I needed your shovel.”

39points

Walbert Einstein 2 years ago

O-O

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#11

Funny best friend quote on a red card: “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.” "I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."

38points

Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago

If I ever have the wonderful luck to date a goofy romantic guy, I am totally going to say this to him!

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#12

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”

38points

Carrie 2 years ago

Love this one ❤

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#13

"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you."

37points

Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago

And at one point, you'll both forget who the bad influence was.

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#14

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!" - C.S. Lewis

36points

Ghöst 1 year ago

Nothing brings people together more than hating the same person

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#15

Funny best friend quote about secret tunnels connecting homes, on a red background. "I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels."

36points

Rose-A-Lix 2 years ago

Tbh that sounds really fun you could probably do it too if yoh had a lot of land and money

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#16

"I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places." - Mark Twain

36points

Some One 2 years ago

SAME

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#17

"I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other."

36points

Boreddd🇺🇦 2 years ago

Lol

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#18

Funny best friend quote on red background: "We all have that one friend..." by Unknown. "We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth."

35points

Wendy wolever 2 years ago

That would be me 😂

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#19

"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."

34points

GoodWifiIsGood 2 years ago

Lookin' at u alec

4points

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#20

"A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand." - Nancy Werlin

34points

Anne Richer 1 year ago

true

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#21

"A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you."

34points

Lily Foster 2 years ago

So touching ❤

1point

#22

"I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something."

33points

Anne Richer 1 year ago

break a leg! sorry i don't wanna die

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#23

"A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house." - Jennifer Wilson

33points

the chicken marmalade 2 years ago

What if they just want to visit my dog

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#24

“Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.”

33points

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#25

"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."

33points

Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago

He should just walk through the Mount Isa desert in Australia. It's a dry heat, so almost no humidity whatsoever.

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#26

Funny best friend quote about honesty from a Sicilian proverb on a red background. "Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." - Sicilian Proverb

32points

Some One 2 years ago

Or tease You

4points

#27

"I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness."

32points

YoChicken 2 years ago

no best friend of miine is dragging me out on friday night. if you do you're fired

8points

#28

“Have you ever noticed that in every group of friends, the shortest is usually the craziest one?”

32points

Azymondias Skulldog 2 years ago

As someone who is 5'0, can confirm.

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#29

"You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."

32points

Lily Ha 2 years ago

Your mother: "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?" You: "Go go go!" Your friend: Drives the car away

3points

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#30

Funny best friend quote on a coral background, reads "It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." "It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." - Marlene Dietrich

31points

Some One 2 years ago

Or 3AM

3points

#31

"Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."

31points

Boreddd🇺🇦 2 years ago

I have an attire of friends just as crazy as me lol

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#32

"A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." - Jim Hayes

30points

Walbert Einstein 2 years ago

A lot of These are about jail/murder, it’s kinda unsettling

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#33

"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap."

30points

Anne Richer 1 year ago

not with my crazy friends...

1point

#34

Funny best friend quote by Elizabeth Taylor about finding true friends during scandals, on a red background. "You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal." - Elizabeth Taylor

30points

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#35

"It's hard to find a friend who's cute, loving, generous, caring and smart. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me."

30points

Anne Richer 1 year ago

change all of it to crazy and that's me! "It's hard to find a friend who's crazy. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me." :)

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#36

"Never let you friends be lonely... Disturb them all the time."

29points

Anne Richer 1 year ago

with ur phone! spam them :) it's fun

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#37

“I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos but then I would not have any friends left.”

29points

Anne Richer 1 year ago

haha... i would have 0 friends left if i did that... i really need non crazy friends for once

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#38

“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy!”

29points

#39

Funny best friend quote about friendship’s foundation in humor and mischief, displayed on a red background. "Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans."

29points

Ghöst 1 year ago

No achohol and almost no inappropriate things most of the time but yes, sarcasm, shenanigans, and general tomfoolery mixed with stupidity and good listening/planning/therapy skills

0points

#40

Funny best friend quote on a red background: "Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh." "Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh."

28points

Anne Richer 1 year ago

YUP that's how life works!

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#41

"Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English."

28points

Nikki Gross 1 year ago

It would be the opposite for me and my BFF since she's half Korean.

1point

#42

Funny best friend quote on a pink background: "We all have that one friend who gives great relationship advice but is still single." "We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single."

28points

Claire 2 years ago

You can see the game more clearly when you're not in it 😁 And a special shoutout to all my aro-ace people ❤❤❤

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#43

"If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident."

27points

Lily Ha 2 years ago

Yes

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#44

"A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier."

27points

Julieandthephatones 2 years ago

this could not be truer!!

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#45

"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice." - Otto von Bismarck

27points

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#46

"No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."

27points

#47

Funny best friend quote on a pink background about lying with friends, attributed to Unknown. "That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you."

27points

Some One 2 years ago

The best thing ever

3points

#48

"We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends." - Creative BFF Gift Journals

26points

#49

"You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job." - Laurence J. Peter

26points

#50

"The kind of friendship where a single look at each other sends us both into laugh attacks."

26points

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#51

“I’ve noticed the squirrels are beginning to gather nuts for the winter… A couple of my best friends are missing. Are you in a safe place?”

26points

#52

Funny best friend quote on a red background: "Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless." "Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless!"

26points

#53

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected." - Charles Lamb

25points

#54

“Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them… your smile, your hope, and your courage.”

25points

#55

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer

24points

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#56

"Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."

24points

Anne Richer 1 year ago

well i can put my dad as one of them :)

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#57

“My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard.”

24points

Walbert Einstein 2 years ago

Me and my friends used to play hide and seek at school and I swear I burned a hole in my stomach from anxiety about trying not to be found

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#58

"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."

24points

Ambrosia Wallenfang 9 months ago

fr

0points

#59

"Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: run loser run!"

24points

Anne Richer 1 year ago

even if your just my friend i'll steal it

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#60

Inspirational quote about the funny roles friends play in our lives, on a red background from Bored Panda. "Don’t be afraid to get crazy with your friends because that’s one of the many roles that friends play in our lives."

23points

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#61

"I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You're my friend, you literally signed up for this."

23points

Anne Richer 1 year ago

:) i can relate

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#62

Funny best friend quote on a red background: "Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes." - Unknown. "Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."

23points

Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold 2 years ago

Lol! This is me.

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#63

"You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else."

21points

#64

"You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump of a really high cliff I yell 'do a flip!'"

21points

Ghöst 1 year ago

And then take a running leap off it immediately after to outdo your flip

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#65

"A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws."

21points

Ambrosia Wallenfang 9 months ago

needles

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#66

“Unexpected friendships are the best ones.”

21points

Lilly 2 years ago

Aren't all friendships unexpected?

2points

#67

"If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything."

20points

#68

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you." - Rita Mae Brown

20points

Anne Richer 1 year ago

i'm afraid all my friends have a mental illness...

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#69

Funny best friend quote by Arnold H. Glasgow on a red background, highlighting friendship humor. "A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad." - Arnold H. Glasgow

20points

#70

“I like it when I don’t have to be careful what I say. That’s when you know you’re with the right people.”

20points

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#71

“A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.”

20points

#72

Funny best friend quote on a red background: "My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes." "My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes."

20points

#73

“It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.” - J.K. Rowling

20points

Walbert Einstein 2 years ago (edited)

Nevill Longbottom, won the house cop

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#74

Funny best friend quote with playful reminder about friendship and laughter. "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing."

19points

Ambrosia Wallenfang 9 months ago

me 100%

0points

#75

"It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you." - Mark Twain

19points

Lilly 2 years ago

This one is a different kinda hurt

3points

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#76

"When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible."

19points

#77

Funny best friend quote on a red background, highlighting the importance of having someone to be silly with. “No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.”

19points

#78

Funny best friend quote by George Carlin on a red background: "One good reason to maintain a small circle of friends…" "One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim." - George Carlin

19points

#79

"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept." - Samuel Butler

19points

#80

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

19points

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#81

Funny best friend quote about judging others together on a red background. “True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” - Emilie Saint-Genis

19points

#82

"Friends are god’s way of apologizing to us for our families."

19points

#83

Funny best friend quote on a red background: "We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper." "We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper."

19points

Jim North 2 years ago

I'm that friend.

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#84

"Love the people you can be weird with."

19points

#85

"You’re not best friends if you didn’t hate each other when you first met."

19points

#86

"Friends offer free therapy."

18points

Artemis302 2 years ago

A good friend IS therapy!

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#87

“She was the kind of person who never gave you enough time to miss her.” - Zadie Smith

18points

#88

"There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends." - Jess C Scott

18points

#89

"Best friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them." - Edwin Arlington Robinson

18points

#90

“Friends who buy you food are friends for life.”

18points

#91

"I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends."

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#92

"Best friends are those who greet with an insult."

17points

Ghöst 1 year ago

"Sup ugly" "Man that's crazy, didn't realize I was a MIRROR"

0points

#93

Funny best friend quote by Oprah Winfrey on a red background from Bored Panda. "If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal." - Oprah Winfrey

17points

#94

“A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.“ - Lois Wyse

17points

#95

"The best thing about chatting with best friends is that you don’t need any emoji to express your feelings… They already know it."

17points

#96

"We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits."

17points

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#97

"I love you because we hate the same stuff."

17points

#98

Funny best friend quote on a red background: "The combined study is meeting with friends where all aspects are discussed except studies." "The combined study is meeting with friends where all aspects of the world are discussed except studies."

17points

Panda 2 years ago

Can't get any honest than this

1point

#99

Funny best friend quote on a red background: "Friends give you a shoulder to cry on..." from BoredPanda.com. "Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry."

16points

Ambrosia Wallenfang 9 months ago

im the one with the shovel!

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#100

"I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along."

16points

#101

"Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again."

16points

#102

“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”

16points

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#103

"Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my best friends." - Virginia Woolf

16points

#104

"Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with."

16points

#105

Funny best friend quote on a red background about communication through facial expressions. "Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions."

15points

Ghöst 1 year ago

I had an entire conversation with my friend across quite a long space. I asked if she had coffee or hot chocolate. It was tea. Completely non-verbal with just expressions and a bit of mouthing. Twas great. Not even my best friend, with whom I have had even greater and longer conversations.

0points

#106

"Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life."

15points

#107

"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’" - A.A. Milne, 'Winnie-the-Pooh'

14points

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#108

“Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.” - Randy K. Milholland

14points

#109

"If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real."

14points

#110

Funny best friend quote: "I like you because you join in on my weirdness." on a pink background. "I like you because you join in on my weirdness."

14points

#111

"They say don't try this at home. So I'm going to go to my best friends house and try it together."

14points

#112

"True friendship is when you walk into their house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically."

14points

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#113

"My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after."

14points

#114

“If one’s friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends.” -Dean Koontz

14points

#115

"When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count."

14points

#116

Funny best friend quote on a red background: "If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends." "If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends."

14points

#117

“Strangers think I’m quiet. My friends think I’m out-going. My best friends know that I’m completely insane!”

14points

Ghöst 1 year ago

Sounds about right. Weird and quiet, then weird and slightly outgoing and kinda witty/sarcastic, and then batcrap crazy with great acting skills, weird humour, And full of remarks.

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#118

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." - Oprah Winfrey

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#119

Funny best friend quote on a coral background: "I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship." "I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship."

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#120

"God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters."

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Ambrosia Wallenfang 9 months ago

yessss so true

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#121

"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."

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Ghöst 1 year ago

Sounds like me :D

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#122

“Raise your hand if your best friend hates your ex more than you do.”

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#123

“I hate you, and then I love you. It’s like I want to throw you off a cliff. Then rush to the bottom to catch you.”

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#124

"Friends make you smile - best friends make you giggle till you pee your pants." - Terri Guillemets

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Ethan Reeves 4 months ago

SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!

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#125

"Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives." - Alexandre Dumas

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Ghöst 1 year ago

I could count the amount of things owed to me by pretty much anybody, especially when they know they should have paid it back. For my friends however, it is all forgotten very quickly and quietly, and all I think about it saving up for next time I can treat them :)

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#126

Inspirational quote about friendship on a red background, highlighting the value of having a supportive friend. "Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there."

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#127

"There are big ships and small ships but the best of all are friendships."

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#128

"Best friends never get tired of making jokes about each other."

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#129

"Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating."

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Rose-A-Lix 2 years ago

I want a friendship like that one where you can just show up

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#130

Funny best friend quote on a coral background: "A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but not without a best friend." "A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend."

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#131

"Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study."

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#132

“Dear best friend, you’re stupid. You fall. You’re weird. You’re not perfect. But. That’s okay. I’m like that, too. We laugh at the most random things. You know my ugliest side. Even though we disagree sometimes, we never fight. When I’m sad, you were always there to make sure I’m okay. Thanks for being there for me. I love you.”

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#133

"You had me at 'I hate her too."

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Ghöst 1 year ago

Once again, nothing bonds people more that a mutual hatred for the same person

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#134

“A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.”

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Ambrosia Wallenfang 9 months ago

meeeee 100%

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#135

Funny best friend quote on a pink background: "Friendship is having each other’s worst photos." “Friendship is having each other’s worst photos.”

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#136

"Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a best friend."

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#137

Funny best friend quote on a red background: "Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!" "Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!"

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#138

Funny best friend quote by Lauren Oliver on a red background, saying about secrets. “A good friend keeps your secrets for you. A best friend helps you keep your own secrets.” - Lauren Oliver

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#139

"As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen."

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#140

"A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you."

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#141

"Coffee and friends make the perfect blend."

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#142

"You’re my Nemo. If you get lost in the great, big ocean, I’ll find you."

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#143

"Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them."

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Ambrosia Wallenfang 9 months ago

not important tho

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#144

"You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."

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#145

Funny best friend quote by Henry Brooks Adams on a red background. “Every man should have a fair - sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.” - Henry Brooks Adams

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#146

“I’ll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious.” - Issa Rae

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#147

"Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things."

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#148

Funny best friend quote in a coral frame: “Knowledge can not replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.” "Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you." - Patrick, "Spongebob Squarepants"

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#149

"Friendship is… being equally annoying."

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#150

"Best memories with best friends come from bad ideas."

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#151

Humorous best friend quote on a coral background: “If you aren’t somewhat crazy in the head, I’m afraid we can’t be friends.” "If you aren’t somewhat crazy in the head, I’m afraid we can’t be friends."

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#152

"Best friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt."

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#153

Funny best friend quote on a red background: “A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” "A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship."

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#154

"Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm."

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#155

"Don’t be afraid to get crazy with your friends because that’s one of the many roles that friends play in our lives."

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#156

"You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend."

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#157

Funny best friend quote on a red background: "I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis." “I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.”

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#158

“Being with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.”

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#159

“I don’t trust a girl who doesn’t have any girlfriends.” - Jennifer Lawrence

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#160

Funny best friend quote in white text on a red background with decorative borders. "If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends."

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#161

"You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had four likes?"

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I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

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Hi! I'm the visual editor at Bored Panda, spicing up articles on Gardening, Home & Design. Guess what I daydream about? A future home with a huge garden, filled with all kinds of veggies and flowers. Sounds like the perfect match, doesn't it?

Hi! I'm the visual editor at Bored Panda, spicing up articles on Gardening, Home & Design. Guess what I daydream about? A future home with a huge garden, filled with all kinds of veggies and flowers. Sounds like the perfect match, doesn't it?

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Writer on a quest to explore every corner of the world, one country at a time. Fueled by my love for Arcane, oversized hoodies, and weightlifting, I try my best to bring even more fun energy to Bored Panda. My cup of tea? Pop culture, funny content, sharing interesting facts about the world, and creating listicles for fellow Pandas. When I’m not crafting articles, my eyes are still glued to a screen — be it binge-watching my favorite shows, leveling up in video games, or learning Spanish with Duolingo. Always on the hunt for the ultimate playlist, I scour Deezer to find the right tunes to listen to while working on my creative projects.

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Walbert Einstein 2 years ago

A lot of these are dark o-o

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Walbert Einstein 2 years ago

A lot of these are dark o-o

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