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There are friends, and there are people who are much more than that. In some cases, these people are equal to or even higher than family. They come once in a lifetime, but once they’re there, there’s nothing you can do to get rid of them. The indestructible bond of friends, as described in these funny best-friend quotes, is something to cherish for as long as you can.
When you take friendship to the next level, you’re bound to get chained together for a wild ride. Friends come and go, fun on various occasions, but, as expressed in these funny quotes about best friends, it’s those special friends that are someone who will make the occasion fun. And what better way to share the awesome friendship of two lost souls than with a post on social media?
The thoughts on this list will work great for coming up with best friend captions for Instagram to show the world the shenanigans both of you are getting up to. Talking about the depth of knowing, supporting, and feeling each other, there are few words that can describe such a bond well enough.
If you have a picture that needs a line or two for posting on social media, scroll through these best friendship quotes that can easily act as captions for your post.
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#1
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'” - Groucho Marx
Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago
Hahahaha! This'd be hilarious! Can you imagine you killing your abusive, cheating ex and your BFF is sitting beside you in Jail saying "Hey, next time you get a boyfriend, at least starve him before off-ing him so he's easier to drag into the back of the car." like it's the most normal conversation in the world. 😂😂😂
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#2
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
#3
"A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover."
#4
"Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking 'if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital'."
#5
"Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." - Greg Tamblyn
#6
"Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die."
#7
"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
#8
"We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence."
#9
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." - Linda Grayson
#10
“I know we’re friends because I can ask you for bail money. I know we’re true friends because you never asked why I needed your shovel.”
#11
"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."
Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago
If I ever have the wonderful luck to date a goofy romantic guy, I am totally going to say this to him!
#12
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”
#13
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you."
#14
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!" - C.S. Lewis
#15
"I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels."
Rose-A-Lix 2 years ago
Tbh that sounds really fun you could probably do it too if yoh had a lot of land and money
#16
"I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places." - Mark Twain
#17
"I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other."
#18
"We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth."
#19
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
#20
"A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand." - Nancy Werlin
#21
"A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you."
#22
"I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something."
#23
"A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house." - Jennifer Wilson
#25
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago
He should just walk through the Mount Isa desert in Australia. It's a dry heat, so almost no humidity whatsoever.
#26
"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." - Sicilian Proverb
#27
"I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness."
#28
“Have you ever noticed that in every group of friends, the shortest is usually the craziest one?”
#29
"You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
#30
"It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." - Marlene Dietrich
#31
"Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
#32
"A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." - Jim Hayes
#33
"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap."
#34
"You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal." - Elizabeth Taylor
#35
"It's hard to find a friend who's cute, loving, generous, caring and smart. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me."
Anne Richer 1 year ago
change all of it to crazy and that's me! "It's hard to find a friend who's crazy. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me." :)
#36
"Never let you friends be lonely... Disturb them all the time."
#37
“I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos but then I would not have any friends left.”
Anne Richer 1 year ago
haha... i would have 0 friends left if i did that... i really need non crazy friends for once
#39
"Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans."
#40
"Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh."
#41
"Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English."
#42
"We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single."
#43
"If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident."
#44
"A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier."
#47
"That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you."
#48
"We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends." - Creative BFF Gift Journals
#49
"You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job." - Laurence J. Peter
#50
"The kind of friendship where a single look at each other sends us both into laugh attacks."
#51
“I’ve noticed the squirrels are beginning to gather nuts for the winter… A couple of my best friends are missing. Are you in a safe place?”
#53
"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected." - Charles Lamb
#54
“Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them… your smile, your hope, and your courage.”
#55
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer
#56
"Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
#57
“My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard.”
Walbert Einstein 2 years ago
Me and my friends used to play hide and seek at school and I swear I burned a hole in my stomach from anxiety about trying not to be found
#58
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
#59
"Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: run loser run!"
#60
"Don’t be afraid to get crazy with your friends because that’s one of the many roles that friends play in our lives."
#61
"I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You're my friend, you literally signed up for this."
#62
"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."
#63
"You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else."
#64
"You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump of a really high cliff I yell 'do a flip!'"
#65
"A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws."
#66
“Unexpected friendships are the best ones.”
#68
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you." - Rita Mae Brown
#69
"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad." - Arnold H. Glasgow
#70
“I like it when I don’t have to be careful what I say. That’s when you know you’re with the right people.”
#71
“A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.”
#73
“It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.” - J.K. Rowling
#74
"We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing."
#75
"It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you." - Mark Twain
#76
"When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible."
#77
“No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.”
#78
"One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim." - George Carlin
#80
"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
#81
“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” - Emilie Saint-Genis
#83
"We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper."
#89
"Best friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them." - Edwin Arlington Robinson
#92
"Best friends are those who greet with an insult."
#93
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal." - Oprah Winfrey
#94
“A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.“ - Lois Wyse
#95
"The best thing about chatting with best friends is that you don’t need any emoji to express your feelings… They already know it."
#98
"The combined study is meeting with friends where all aspects of the world are discussed except studies."
#99
"Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry."
#102
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
#105
"Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions."
Ghöst 1 year ago
I had an entire conversation with my friend across quite a long space. I asked if she had coffee or hot chocolate. It was tea. Completely non-verbal with just expressions and a bit of mouthing. Twas great. Not even my best friend, with whom I have had even greater and longer conversations.
#106
"Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life."
#107
"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’" - A.A. Milne, 'Winnie-the-Pooh'
#108
“Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.” - Randy K. Milholland
#111
"They say don't try this at home. So I'm going to go to my best friends house and try it together."
#112
"True friendship is when you walk into their house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically."
#113
"My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after."
#114
“If one’s friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends.” -Dean Koontz
#117
“Strangers think I’m quiet. My friends think I’m out-going. My best friends know that I’m completely insane!”
#118
"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." - Oprah Winfrey
#120
"God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters."
#121
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
#123
“I hate you, and then I love you. It’s like I want to throw you off a cliff. Then rush to the bottom to catch you.”
#124
"Friends make you smile - best friends make you giggle till you pee your pants." - Terri Guillemets
#125
"Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives." - Alexandre Dumas
#126
"Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there."
#129
"Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating."
#132
“Dear best friend, you’re stupid. You fall. You’re weird. You’re not perfect. But. That’s okay. I’m like that, too. We laugh at the most random things. You know my ugliest side. Even though we disagree sometimes, we never fight. When I’m sad, you were always there to make sure I’m okay. Thanks for being there for me. I love you.”
#133
"You had me at 'I hate her too."
#134
“A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.”
#136
"Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a best friend."
#138
“A good friend keeps your secrets for you. A best friend helps you keep your own secrets.” - Lauren Oliver
#143
"Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them."
#145
“Every man should have a fair - sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.” - Henry Brooks Adams
#146
“I’ll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious.” - Issa Rae
#148
"Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you." - Patrick, "Spongebob Squarepants"
#155
"Don’t be afraid to get crazy with your friends because that’s one of the many roles that friends play in our lives."
#156
"You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend."
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