Haha Clever!

I knew someone who died because of drunk driving. I think awareness should be done everyday of the year.

A cat walks into a bar. "Bartender the usual."

Maybe he's part of the inventory.

They change the background person to whom is culturally distasteful at the time

I've seen a note saying "Don't tap, you stress the banitzas". P.S. Banitza is a traditional food in Bulgaria, something like a strudel, but stuffed with white cheese.

Some dogs have high standards!

Mint Tea Yummy! :3

Wish I could put this up where I work but I think I'm in the wrong profession to be so blunt with my clients.

If only they had a mugshot instead of "artist unknown".

Well f*****g said.

"Would you have the utter kindness to my most humble request as to provide at the nearest convenience a black liquid that, if possible for you without further hassles, would be finely scented and have a hot temperature, just right not to burn your precious hands?" 0.10$

Solid point!

Oh, so cute !

Very-very good!

Haha! Clever

Let's hope that the translation isn't a joke ^^

I wish the world would remember that the majority of us did NOT vote for the dipshit.

4-5 glasses, though, increase the risk that other will need to listen to your s**t.

Casey is a good rocker!

That's a neat idea!

Brilliant!

Those shirts are way too similar

This is a cool idea

Male topless bartenders...

I wish more restaurants would be this honest to their customers.

3D... as in Darkness, drunkenness and distance?

cool!

I wouldn't want to touch that pen :X

My father was drunk at a wedding he is an engineer and is designing aluminum parts for landing gear for the airplane parts he designs. he could not say the word aluminum if you paid him. the closest he could say was "you know that stuff tin foil is made out of." so funny

Eeewwwww

My 6 y.o. boy tasted broccoli yesterday for his first time. And he enjoyed it!!!

I saw a dog when I first looked at this.

I'd love to read the one about cakes.

lol this is cute!

This is fantastic! All the bars in my town will have you towed if you leave your vehicle :(

Hamsters are the hipsters of the animal world

XD they aren't wrong with that though

That's.... Actually quite sad, but I'm glad they kept part of their humor in tact

I didn't know you could buy Arabs & Jews that eat together in Hummus Bars. Huh...

The $5.50 special is only $5

awww that's actually sweet

GET OFF THE STAGE!

My online dating add if I was single 😂

Love it. Especially the duck in a pith helmet.

My kind of restaurant

I think I would just make up reasons to go in there all day long

That's seriously badass