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The next time you tell the universe to give you a sign, try to be more specific. If you leave space for interpretation, it might respond with something that leaves you scratching your head!

Created by Londoner Dave McGowan in 2021, the Facebook group 'Crap Signs' currently unites 111K members from around the world who use the online community to share accidental and intentional humor found in billboards, graffiti, and other public messages.

Who said that everyday life is boring? There's plenty of comedy even around the mundane.

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JB
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ooooooooh I see a very bad word itsverysmallbutstill

Id row
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I plugged in the url to see if it was an actual page - and it is! lol! Here's what it says: Steps to learn how to drive your big stupid car you dumb f*ck: - Try not to hit any kids while driving to a car lot - Sell your big stupid car - Use public transit to navigate to a bicycle store - Purchase a bicycle - Learn how to ride a bicycle

PFD
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god that's perfect. I f*****g hate big stupid cars. I mean, I'm no saint, I have a car, but those big stupid cars are just gratuitous and antisocial.

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james stevenson
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this for the people who drive those american trucks bigger that a SHERMAN TANK?

Marcellus II
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's in the UK where those are exceedingly rare, it should say "Chelsea tractor".

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Sonia Bailey
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an owner of a big, stupid car (we live in a very rural area!) this made me laugh 😂😂😂

sara fulmer
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop parking your BSC on the corner or lots. I CAN'T SEE AROUND YOU!

Cassandra Croft
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes and it is real. Here is what you get: Steps to learn how to drive your big stupid car you dumb f**k: Try not to hit any kids while driving to a car lot Sell your big stupid car Use public transit to navigate to a bicycle store Purchase a bicycle Learn how to ride a bicycle

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gilded panda
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looked the url up, steps are: Try not to hit any kids while driving to a car lot Sell your big stupid car Use public transit to navigate to a bicycle store Purchase a bicycle Learn how to ride a bicycle

Larry
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work with people who drove really big really stupid cars. They said they wanted a big car for safety. I wanted to say, "So you want to kill everyone else on the highway to keep your self-indulgent a*s safe? Why not drive a f***ing Sherman tank?!"

Angel Brown
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

to all the ppl who don't wanna type out the link https://www.learnhowtodriveyourbigstupidcaryoudumbfuck.com/ you're welcome!

Lotekguy
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cars aren't stupid, but they may be dragged down by the nut holding the steering wheel. (Old joke recycling)

Charity Angel
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This junction seems really familiar, but I can't quite place it. Love the sign though - definitely needed. Especially if this is in my local(ish) area

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TheGreaterDebater
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unpopular opinion, but graffiti should be removed. Graffiti ruins cities, as well as small businesses. My dad's business, and tons of others, have been messed up numerous times by so called "street artists." It's not even our business. It's our house too. If you vandal lovers want to ruin walls, then go do it in a place designated for that. Don't mess up businesses because you want your art to be seen by like 3 people. Thank you.

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When in Aldi remember - If your baby is over 130kgs, he must walk.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If an empath takes all three of these paths would that be an empathpathpathpath?

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DRMAGDN
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay so back in college the school gates would say Gate Open 7am-10pm. Student vandals kept changing it to Gate Poopen so many times that they finally changed the signs to Gate Closed.

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Cyber Returns
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The top one actually is supposed to say Boiling Water Instant Noodles

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great song by the late great Frank Zappa: "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" off of his album Joe's Garage everyone should listen to right now.

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