He only had two other people as competition to be the funniest guy though.

But kitty is cuuute *brainwashed by evil overlord*

I for one have always welcomed our ancient feline overlords. Hail Little Brother, destroyer of the toilet paper! Edit: sorry for the confusion, my 20lb cat is named little brother and he constantly tries to eat my toilet paper lol

Dogs joined packs with humans for food scraps and campfire warmth. Cats wisely waited for us to invent fireplace screens.

I want to adopt a cat from a shelter but I can't help thinking it would be easier to just put an empty box on my front porch.

I came to accept this looooong ago. They are our betters.

Yeah, I had a "community cat" in my apartment complex decide to move in with us this summer. We even put up with him pestering our senior cat (shelter adoptee). He wants to PLAY, she very definitely does not. They're working things out.

It's the purr.

"Cats rule, dogs drool".

Read about Taxoplasmosis - a disease that you get from parasites in Cat's feces. It usually is asymptomatic, except for the side effect of liking cats. It has two life stages, one which it passes inside cats, and the other inside mice. Mice are infected from cat feces, and then wander off, and try and make friends with a cat, which eats the mouse, and infected. So it brings food to cats, and enslaves humans for cats. Mice, though, get the short end of the stick.

But meows sounds nothing like baby cries.

That's how we got our cat! We moved into my step dads house and asked what the cats name was. He said Kitty and didn't have the heart to tell us she was a stray.

Puss in boots can get only boots in puss...mink is a different thing...

Type the correct CAPTCHA code below for continued access to the Bored Panda site.

I so wanna argue, but... I have nothing. XD He's right.

We stan scientist dog! 😍

This is smart. I need to go buy a clicker.

He had the chance and he took it 🥹

I cannot find a woman interested in books, otherwise I would do this so much!

the other way around would be about fish eating Australian unknown to science. which I could also believe.

I asked a schoolfriend what gay meant. He said, pointing to a wall, "If two boys were behind that wall kissing, that is being gay." For a while I thought you had to have a wall involved in order to be gay.

Knock Knock !... Land Shark ! (If you don't know this... You don't know SNL)

Standoffish = not talking to you about it

"Mike's Mammoth Farm" is the plan. Hunt of a lifetime....

🤣

Sweet and creepy at the same time. XD

Muwahaha!

25 December. All gone home for Christmas dinner.

You couldn't planet to happen that way if you tried

Still don't understand the idea of NFTs.

Well they obviously had chemistry

And get yourself a Masters along the way, then every time you learn a new skill (like hammering a nail in the wall) you can say "I mastered that pretty quick". Of course you could stay a confirmed bachelor all your life too.

I FEEL YOU LITTLE MAN

Whew... I thought it was an evil Captcha and I had to match something in the pics...

Probably depends on what the class is

The eyes design evolved to scare off predators.....

This comment has been deleted.

My dentist just takes my money...

So you're saying we czechs are descendants of MF-ing T-REXs? Heck YEAH!!!! XD

imagine if its not the sun but a heater thats brand name is space

Alright, jokes aside, that is a really good pic.

*Central breast. Really freaky.

I was going to say that it's mouths are it's feet, and it flails it's reproductive organs in the breeze, but then I realised that's what most plants do. I am not good at plants.

Total Cat-Tastrophe !

In that case I am Nolingual

Scientists found out and went back in.

Either works

I'm reminded of that time in Futurama when they go to the nude beach planet. Fry: "How much more nude can you get?" Zoidberg: "Watch and learn." Zip "Wabba de wub wub wub".

They are often mostly ice.

I have a recurring dream every year or two that I learn to fly like Arthur Dent, by throwing yourself at the ground and missing. You then sustain your disbelief in order to remain airborne. I'm always so sad when I wake up. I've had that dream at least 10 times and am impatiently waiting for the next time.