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There are plenty of joke categories, but none other gets as much attention as the bad joke category. The stuff that is so bad that it becomes belly-achingly hilarious has been known since the dawn of Earth. It has relentlessly followed humanity throughout its stages of development.
While in the prehistoric ages, people might have laughed at ‘ooga booga,’ as early as the Middle Ages, it was common to laugh at depictions of knights fighting snails.
This was probably considered the lamest joke ever, but even after eons have passed, we still find it so bad that it’s funny. And while most of these bad jokes now come in the visual form of memes, the written word still prevails, and we have proof of it - this thorough list of funny bad jokes!
To make it even, we’ve discovered that plenty of sub-categories fall under the umbrella of bad jokes. There, of course, are some lame puns in here and, needless to say, quite a few dad jokes. And with such an array of categories, the topics are practically inexhaustible.
So, from fishing matters to teachers and from kids to horses, there indeed is a joke for you, me, and all the rest of the gang. All that’s left to do here is to check out the lame jokes and see which ones you find the greatest.
Once the winners are discerned, be sure to vote for them so they can live on forever in the Universe of the Internet. Also, don’t forget to share these silly jokes with those around you; you might make their day so much brighter!
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#1
Bad Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh, Then Regret Everything
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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#2
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
I think it's uplifting to be able to discuss my breast reduction openly among my friends.
#3
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
#4
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
#5
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops!
#6
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
#7
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent and Nickelback.
#9
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion!
#11
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
#12
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
#14
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
xXbluthsbannanastandXx 3 years ago
Actually there is a rare fungus called sporange that rhymes with it
#15
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
#16
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.
johnny knight 3 years ago
My grandpa has an addiction to viagra, my grandmas taking it pretty hard.
#17
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
SoozeeQ 3 years ago
I know this is awful, but I couldn't resist! (I'll see myself out). web_photo_...1el0-1.jpg 
#18
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.
#19
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
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