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40 Bad Jokes That Are Impressively Good

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There are plenty of joke categories, but none other gets as much attention as the bad joke category. The stuff that is so bad that it becomes belly achingly hilarious has been known since the dawn of Earth. It has relentlessly followed humanity throughout its stages of development. And while in the prehistoric ages, one might’ve found themselves laughing at ‘ooga booga,’ then as early as the Middle Ages, it was common to laugh at depictions of knights fighting snails. This was probably considered the lamest joke ever, but even after eons have passed, we still find it so bad that it’s funny. And while most of these bad jokes now come in the visual form of memes, the written word still prevails, and we have proof of it - this thorough list of funny bad jokes!

To make it even, we’ve discovered that plenty of sub-categories fall under the umbrella of bad jokes. There, of course, are some lame puns in here and, needless to say, quite a few dad jokes. And with such an array of categories, the topics are practically inexhaustible. So, from fishing matters to teachers and from kids to horses, there indeed is a joke for you, me, and all the rest of the gang. All that’s left to do here is to check out the lame jokes and see which ones you find the greatest. Once the winners are discerned, be sure to vote for them so they can live on forever in the Universe of the Internet. Also, don’t forget to share these silly jokes with those around you; you might make their day so much brighter!

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#1

I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

161points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

Got a laugh out of me! One thumb up (on the arrow)!

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#2

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

138points

Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

I think it's uplifting to be able to discuss my breast reduction openly among my friends.

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#3

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

134points

Robert T 2 years ago

Much like the menswear department - why can't we swear in other departments, like homeware?

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#4

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.

117points

Мара Гончарова 2 years ago

Well, that's pretty dark :)

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#5

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops!

105points

Shelli Aderman 2 years ago

This should be higher… 😉

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#6

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

98points

Robert T 2 years ago

Now that's quite clever.

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#7

What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent and Nickelback.

95points

Vicky Z 2 years ago

That's a great bargain

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#8

What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!

86points

Scagsy 2 years ago

...and the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo.

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#9

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion!

85points

Robert T 2 years ago

And they'd be in a lot of hot water if they switched from farenheit to celcius!

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#10

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

81points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

I thought this one would be more POPular.

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#11

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.

76points

13 2 years ago

Well that is just disgusting snowman behaviour.

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#12

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

74points

Robert T 2 years ago

I'm having deja-vu with this one. Wasn't it in the Dad jokes thread?

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#13

Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.

73points

DUN DUN 2 years ago

Ofc! How did I not know this!? I am so stupid

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#14

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."

67points

xXbluthsbannanastandXx 2 years ago

Actually there is a rare fungus called sporange that rhymes with it

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#15

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

66points

Tess the ferret 2 years ago

Monty python comes to mind

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#16

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.

62points

johnny knight 2 years ago

My grandpa has an addiction to viagra, my grandmas taking it pretty hard.

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#17

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

62points

SoozeeQ 2 years ago

I know this is awful, but I couldn't resist! (I'll see myself out). web_photo_...1el0-1.jpg

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#18

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.

62points

Gregory Affonso 2 years ago

That's what it's all about

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#19

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

61points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

Outstanding!

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#20

I'm really excited for the next autopsy club. It's open Mike night!

58points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

You are one sick puppy! Thumbs up!!!

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#21

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

57points

Scagsy 2 years ago

- Doctor, my arm hurts when I do that! - Don't do that then.

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#22

There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.

57points

Isa Trip 2 years ago

ya got me!

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#23

Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?"

54points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

Just keep an eye on the castle!

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#24

What did the drummer call his two twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.

53points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

A Lawrence Welk joke!

12points

#25

I'm not a big fan of stairs. They're always up to something.

53points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

I’m not a big fan of stairs. They always bring me down.

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#26

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

53points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

So good!

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#27

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.

52points

Vicky Z 2 years ago

Guess who will be the biggest deport 😅😅😅

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#28

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? The guardians of the Galaxy.

52points

Scagsy 2 years ago

This is my favourite so far

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#29

A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.

51points

SeaMonster 2 years ago

ok now this is my favorite

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#30

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?"

51points

медоносна бджола 2 years ago

I laughed out loud and a little too hard at this one! 😂

4points

#31

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

50points

Judy Reynolds 2 years ago

My favourite!

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#32

My dad's answer to everything is alcohol. He doesn't drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles.

49points

Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

This one is so bad it's hysterical.

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#33

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but its flag is a big plus!

48points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Well now I'm just cross

10points

#34

A cowherd counted 48 cows on his property. But when he rounded them up, he had 50.

48points

Gregory Affonso 2 years ago

Got to love math class

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#35

A chicken coup only has two doors. If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

47points

13 2 years ago (edited)

I see what you did there with the cOUp. Missed it by a mile though. Coupe. A for effort.

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#36

This sweet ride has four wheels and flies. It's a garbage truck.

46points

JustAnother Soul 2 years ago

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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#37

What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.

46points

R. U. Sirius 2 years ago

... Time to yeet myself off the Boston Harbor I guess...

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#38

Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies.

46points

Jo Johannsen 2 years ago (edited)

Why do elephants wear tennies? Because ninies are too small and elevenies are too large.

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#39

What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi!

43points

#40

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

41points

Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 2 years ago

How dairy not share?!

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#41

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

30points

Scagsy 2 years ago

No. Don't. I know you want to. But. Just. Don't.

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#42

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.

29points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

Sometimes I like to lean against boulders. That’s just how I rock.

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#43

What do you call an empty can of Cheese Whiz? Cheese Was.

29points

R. U. Sirius 2 years ago

I counter your Cheese Was with Cheese Why (it's not even real cheese! It's Chemical Whiz!)

2points

#44

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

29points

Marybeth Martens 2 years ago

wow

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#45

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaaaaaaains!

28points

Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians. (Sorry, just a dumb joke)

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#46

I like to spend every day as if it's my last. Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring me more pudding.

28points

Marybeth Martens 2 years ago

thats the dream right there

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#47

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out. The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

28points

Space whale 2 years ago

I was told this joke once but I t took so long for the person to get it out that the joke lost all it's comedic affect

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#48

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m ok.

28points

#49

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

27points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

This is great!

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#50

I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.

27points

Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

My wife cried about it, but I told her to suck it up.

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#51

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”

26points

Nicky 2 years ago

I love this joke!!!!!!

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#52

It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad. It’s a faux pa.

26points

Fred the rat king 2 years ago

Explain the joke please

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#53

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

25points

Marybeth Martens 2 years ago

I can wonder why

0points

#54

When is your door not actually a door? When it's ajar.

25points

Robert T 2 years ago (edited)

This joke is so old, its hinges creak.

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#55

What do you call a magician dog? A labracadabrador.

25points

RandomX123 2 years ago

Labracadabrador Alabrakazambrador!

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#56

I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over.

24points

Jacob Nunez 2 years ago

Impatient bastard

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#57

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.

24points

#58

The wedding was so beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers.

24points

Bi panda 2 years ago

this made me snort

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#59

My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it’s also terrible.

24points

John Dwyer 2 years ago

Someone stole my thesaurus. I have no words to describe how I feel

6points

#60

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot.

23points

Scagsy 2 years ago

A girl and I were about to have sex and she shouts 'We need protection'. I say 'Throw me a sock' she goes 'A sock?'. I say 'Yes, mine's a foot'. True story.

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#61

Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

22points

#62

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!

22points

Scagsy 2 years ago

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Flop

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#63

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends!

22points

#64

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

22points

Iain Glencross 2 years ago

Give it a test tickle first!

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#65

Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!

22points

John Dwyer 2 years ago

Wow! a 'knock-knock' joke without the knock-knock!

2points

#66

You’re not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example.

22points

SeaMonster 2 years ago

this should be my senior quote

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#67

Why was the math teacher late to work? She took the rhombus.

21points

#68

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!

21points

#69

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

21points

Jacob Nunez 2 years ago

I heard this one befor

1point

#70

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

21points

XenoMurph 2 years ago

What about a Helico-Pter?

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#71

What do you call HIJKLMNO? H20!

21points

Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 2 years ago

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#72

What's green, fuzzy, and would hurt if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

20points

RandomX123 2 years ago

For a moment I thought it was talking about a green furby

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#73

Have you heard of the band 923 Megabytes? Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.

20points

#74

I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.

20points

#75

There's no hole in your shoe? Then how'd you get your foot in it?

20points

SeaMonster 2 years ago

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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#76

Wait, you don't want to hear a joke about potassium? K.

20points

SeaMonster 2 years ago

do you want to hear a joke about sodium? na.

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#77

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

20points

Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

What do you feed a 500 lb canary? ANYTHING IT WANTS.

6points

#78

What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1.

20points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

R1forrestR1

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#79

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

20points

#80

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they're bagels!

19points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

Now I’m hungry...

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#81

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

19points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

That’s actually why I stopped using a top sheet

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#82

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints!

19points

Bi panda 2 years ago

ha

0points

#83

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he always gets a hole in one!

19points

Bi panda 2 years ago

lmao

0points

#84

Before the invention of the wheel… everything was a drag!

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#85

What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!

18points

#86

My favorite word is "drool." It just rolls off the tongue.

18points

#87

Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!

18points

#88

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.

18points

#89

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

18points

Bi panda 2 years ago

ha

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#90

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.

18points

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#91

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!

18points

#92

What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.

18points

#93

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Get it?

18points

DE Ray 2 years ago

An agnostic, dyslexic insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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#94

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.

17points

#95

The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella. But he hesitated.

17points

#96

What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.

17points

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#97

What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows.

17points

#98

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.

17points

#99

Why do you smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.

17points

#100

I'm terrified of elevators so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.

17points

#101

I watched hockey before it was cool. They were basically swimming.

17points

#102

Five guys walk into a bar. You think one of them would've seen it.

17points

Sarah Stalder 2 years ago

I heard it three blondes. Still funny.

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#103

What's the award for being best dentist? A little plaque.

17points

#104

What did the lawyer wear to court? A lawsuit!

17points

#105

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

17points

#106

Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re dead.

17points

#107

What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!

16points

#108

When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!

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#109

What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad!

16points

#110

What does a house wear? Address!

16points

SeaMonster 2 years ago

a coat (of paint)!

4points

#111

What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear!

16points

Jofeen 2 years ago

Eh?

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#112

Why don't crabs donate? Because they're shellfish.

16points

#113

How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Ten-ants.

16points

#114

Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it lifts their spirits.

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#115

Why did the man get fired from his job at the calendar factory? He took a couple days off!

16points

#116

Why were they called the Dark Ages? There were lots of knights.

16points

#117

I'd like to go to Holland someday. Wooden shoe?

15points

#118

What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff!

15points

#119

What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny!

15points

#120

What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs!

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#121

What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? Show me the honey!

15points

#122

Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.

15points

#123

What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden? Artificial Swedener.

15points

#124

I'm thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.

15points

SeaMonster 2 years ago

after the spine removal operation, the surgeon assured you, "i have your back"

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#125

Where do mansplainers get their water? From a well, actually.

15points

#126

How does your feline shop? By reading a catalogue.

15points

Scagsy 2 years ago

Here in the UK, The Dogs' Trust issues an annual 'Dogalogue' selling Christmas supplies and other interesting things, all to benefit doggos who haven't found their forever home yet.

4points

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#127

It's hard to teach kleptomaniacs humor. They take things so literally.

15points

#128

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? "It's not you, it's a-me!"

15points

#129

Why did the teacher love the whiteboard? She just thought it was remarkable!

15points

#130

What did the mime say to his audience? Nothing.

15points

#131

What did Blackbeard say when he turned 80? Aye, matey.

15points

Scagsy 2 years ago

What's black and crinkly and sails the seven seas? Binbag the sailor

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#132

What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.

15points

SeaMonster 2 years ago

Sid

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#133

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!

14points

Greymom 2 years ago

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

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#134

What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.

14points

#135

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the “no-bell” prize.

14points

#136

Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”

14points

#137

Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back!

13points

#138

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless!

13points

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#139

I put my root beer into a square glass. Now it's just beer.

13points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Aarrgh!

0points

#140

I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.

13points

Bi panda 2 years ago

best one ever

0points

#141

How do you feel when there's no coffee? Depresso.

13points

Bi panda 2 years ago

lol

0points

#142

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!

13points

#143

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator.

13points

#144

What did one dish say to the other? Dinner is on me!

12points

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#145

Who can jump higher than a house? Pretty much anyone.

12points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

But I've seen a house fly

1point

#146

How do you organize a space-themed hurrah? You planet.

12points

#147

Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference.

12points

#148

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

12points

#149

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

12points

#150

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob.

12points

SeaMonster 2 years ago

Sink

1point

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#151

What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

12points

#152

What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim.

12points

#153

What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop!

11points

Scagsy 2 years ago

Does London Wasps have a 'B' team?

1point

#154

What's red and shaped like a bucket? A blue bucket painted red.

11points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

NO! Bad Pun!

0points

#155

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was too tired.

11points

Scagsy 2 years ago

Shoulda had a brake.

1point

#156

Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

11points

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#157

Where did the king keep his armies? Up his sleevies.

11points

Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Rerun

3points

#158

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.

11points

#159

How can you make seven an even number? Just take away the "s"!

11points

#160

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.

11points

#161

What do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!

10points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

What=Why

0points

#162

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt.

10points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

That's not just a dad joke, it's an uncle joke

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#163

What don't ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.

10points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

That's not an uncle joke, it's an aunty joke

0points

#164

Why are social media influencers afraid when they go to the woods alone at night? They're constantly being followed.

10points

#165

Sunny-side up, scrambled, or an omelet? It doesn't matter. They're all eggcellent.

10points

Scagsy 2 years ago

Eggcept...

2points

#166

Don't worry if you miss a gym session. Everything will work out.

10points

#167

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

10points

SeaMonster 2 years ago

i'm (s)mitten!

5points

#168

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

10points

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#169

I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant.

10points

#170

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

10points

Toea Muresan Iulia 2 years ago

explain...

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#171

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space.

10points

#172

What do you call banana peel shoes? Slippers.

10points

#173

What kind of car runs on leaves? An autumn-mobile!

9points

#174

What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk!

9points

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#175

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

9points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

“Robin, get in the car.”

1point

#176

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

9points

#177

Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines.

9points

Georgia Hebert 2 years ago

Nooooooo wwaaaaayyyyy! ;)

2points

#178

What do you call a dangerous sun shower? A rain of terror!

9points

#179

When the two rabbit ears got married, it was a nice ceremony. But the reception was amazing.

9points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

A lot of young people won’t even know what this means...

1point

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#180

I want to go camping every year. That trip was so in tents.

9points

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#181

What to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.

9points

#182

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

9points

#183

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.

9points

Charlotte Nordenberg 2 years ago

Strange houses

0points

#184

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For drizzle.

9points

Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago

Why does Snoop Dogg eat at a steakhouse? Fo shizzle!

0points

#185

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

9points

#186

Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee? I use a spoon.

9points

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Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago

Which hand do you wipe your bum with? Don't you use paper? (I remember this from school.)

1point

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#187

How does the squid go into battle? Well-armed.

9points

#188

Want to hear a roof joke? This one’s on the house.

9points

#189

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

9points

#190

What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A steak out!

8points

#191

What are the biggest enemies of caterpillars? Dogerpillers.

8points

#192

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he eventually woke up!

8points

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#193

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? Well, now, all of them.

8points

#194

Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o!

7points

#195

Why did the businessman invest in Smith & Wollensky? He wanted to stake his claim.

7points

#196

Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.

6points

#197

What do an apple and an orange have in common? Neither one can drive.

6points

#198

My boss just texted me, “Send me one of your funny jokes!”

6points

JustAnother Soul 2 years ago

Umm…..?

3points

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#199

Your ex. That's the punchline.

4points

#200

What’s green and has wheels? Grass.

2points

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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Darja Zinina

Darja is a Content Creator at Bored Panda. She studied at the University of Westminster, where she got her Bachelor's degree in Contemporary Media Practice. She loves photography, foreign music and re-watching Forrest Gump.

Darja is a Content Creator at Bored Panda. She studied at the University of Westminster, where she got her Bachelor's degree in Contemporary Media Practice. She loves photography, foreign music and re-watching Forrest Gump.

Saulė Tolstych

Saulė is a photo editor at Bored Panda with bachelor's degree in Multimedia and Computer Design. The thing that relaxes her the best is going into YouTube rabbit hole. In her free time she loves painting, embroidering and taking walks in nature.

Saulė is a photo editor at Bored Panda with bachelor's degree in Multimedia and Computer Design. The thing that relaxes her the best is going into YouTube rabbit hole. In her free time she loves painting, embroidering and taking walks in nature.

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Agfox 2 years ago

I passed a guy wearing a yarmulke on my way to the shop yesterday & I passed him again today, it seemed like a case of déjà Jew...(no, it's not racist just a pun - rather than a straight up joke - but I thought it suited this article)

6points

Agfox 2 years ago

I passed a guy wearing a yarmulke on my way to the shop yesterday & I passed him again today, it seemed like a case of déjà Jew...(no, it's not racist just a pun - rather than a straight up joke - but I thought it suited this article)

6points

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