Ugly. Lame. Disastrous. This list of descriptions for epic design fails might not be exhaustive, but it’s enough to get you up to speed with the thought bubbles you can expect to pop into your mind as you’re scrolling through the images in this post, brought to you by us from this online group that's dedicated to bad design. Good taste might seem like it’s common sense, but we’ve got all the proof in the world that this isn’t the case. Unfortunately, what looks awful to you and us and obviously doesn’t function well isn’t always apparent to the designers behind the disasters.
Remember, upvoting a photo here means that you love how fantastically horrid it looks. Be sure to let us know which of the worst design mistakes caught your eye the most, dear Pandas. In need of more proof that your own sense of taste is actually really, amazingly good? You’re in luck. You can find our other posts about truly awful design decisions right here, here, as well as here. Got any photos of bad designs around your house? Drop us a pic in the comment section.
Bored Panda spoke about the principles of good design, the line between quality and bad design, as well as human beings' intuition to automatically feel what's designed well with Tim Antoniuk, an Associate Professor of Design Studies at the University of Alberta.
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To Motivate
"Just do nothing ... it is impossible" is a sacred tradition of my students.
At least you 'do nothing'. It's not like you're not doing anything. ♡
Load More Replies...Do nothing it is not impossible. I do it every day and I'm never done.
Spoiler
That is not a mistake but a not rare occurrence in medieval paintings to connect Jesus' birth and death.
Painters used to do this often. It is a known technique called Continuous Narrative
http://www.essentialvermeer.com/glossary/glossary_a_c.html Capture1-6...72-png.jpg
Many Medieval and Renaissance nativities have a crucifix or even the Apocalypse, they are reminders of what happens later. We already know, even Mary and Jesus know, think of it as a flash-forward. This is not and ad or a film (spot the anarchronic wristwach) so posting this is actually very dumb, shows a complete lack of knowledge of the language of art.
These Barriers Designed To Prevent Cyclists From Passing Through
When life shoves the berlin wall in your face, just walk around it...
Load More Replies...This is pretty common in the Netherlands. We call them (translated) Elephant paths (desire lines in normal English). Because elephants always choose the shortest route.
Like the picture, it’s not only short cuts, it can be any track made to get around an obstacle at any cost even if it involves cutting down fences and hedges. Another example where I live is illegal drivers using mountain roads to avoid police cameras even though they have to drive five miles further.
Load More Replies...Those are not meant to stop cyclists, but to prevent cars taking that route.
I live/d near here, it's supposed to slow cyclists down for the safety of pedestrians, so if pedestrians stick to the path it actually still works!
Load More Replies...I wonder how long it took the first cyclist to figure that out. "Damn it, no entry this way.... wait a minute"
The problem with that is that the people who write the gun laws usually have no actual knowledge of firearms, so the laws they write aren't useful. Like the whole rifle vs pistol laws.
Load More Replies...We’ve spoken about Dieter Rams’ 10 principles for good design before. And even though we wholeheartedly agree with them and believe they’re timeless, some of them could be adapted to better reflect how much the world has changed over the last few decades. In short, there are some new nuances that designers should take into account.
According to Antoniuk from the University of Alberta, Rams "does a great job" determining what makes design great. However, this doesn't mean that Rams was able to foresee exactly how the world would change.
"That said, given the speed of change that we encounter today in our lives in the digital environment that we live in, I believe that some great design is not necessarily timeless. One example is seen in Interface Design, Ux Design, and in-service design. As new layers get added into our lives, things naturally have an evolutionary cycle. This is different from furniture which naturally can be more ubiquitous and designed to fit the human body. There is a great deal of fuzziness in this discussion but I do believe that the essence of this idea is true," the Associate Professor explained.
'Daisy's' Might Want To Reconsider That Layout
Oooh, I need a new ass. I am pretty artsy fartsy and love a bit of diy. Address please.
Honey, You Really Shouldn't Have
Excuse me but...$ 3,99 for a bell pepper ?????? What do they grow them on ? Mulched dollar bills ?
And that’s why the store’s nickname is Whole Paycheck.
Load More Replies...If the surprise includes a nice meal cooked by you, then why not? She might appreciate that even more than the roses. Filled bell peppers in fresh tomato sauce anyone?
Peppers are red and good in a stew,. I'm sending you three to say, "I love you!" ( that was a little poem to pop in with the peppers when you give them to her.)
$3.99 for a bloody bell pepper? Is it encrusted in gold foil and blessed by virgins?
It's Whole Foods, you'd be lucky getting it that cheap there.
Load More Replies...My boyfriend doesn't buy me squat. I'd be thrilled with a red pepper! LOL
Get a new boyfriend. I had to train mine but he mostly follows the rules...
Load More Replies...3.99 for an organic bell pepper is more expensive than in Oslo, Norway! We're known to be one of the world's most expensive cities, and we even have to import that stuff. Crazy!
Yeah, it's 1 USD here in Denmark, and we're not Norway expensive, but more expensive than most of Europe.
Load More Replies...I used to work in the pickup dept. where I work and one of the most unusual substitute suggestion our scanners made was subbing a deli roasted chicken when we're out of bananas. I personally also had it suggest to sub a sea salt grinder for baby teething biscuits.
He Was Fined For Speeding, When The Car Was On A Tow Truck
In most countries in Europe, surely not. Just a letter to the authorities pointing out the fact that the car is on a tow truck is enough to have the fine redrawn.
Load More Replies...haha Brazil i think.. In Germany is illegal to pass a speeding ticket based on a photo from behind, always needs to be from front
In Belgium, your rear license plate is the official one. The front one is a copy. That's why here a speeding ticket must use a photo from behind.
Load More Replies...Where I live, there must be a clear photo of the DRIVER. Drivers are fined, not vehicles.
In Antoniuk's opinion, there is such a thing as good and bad product, furniture, and interior design. But degrees of preference create a gray area where a clear line between quality and a lack thereof should exist. "The gray area comes in when people start to talk about taste and about degrees of aesthetic. I may love the design of Bauhaus furniture, for example, while somebody may feel that it is too cold and void of personality. Not unlike great art, I believe that much of what came from this era is ‘great design,’ in part because it represents an era and a philosophy. When we start to mix in discussions of taste and preference, that is where the gray areas of good and bad design get blurred."
Antoniuk also believes that people can intuitively "feel" and sense good design. "Quite often, this relates to ergonomics and the usability or functionality of the products and services and systems. Having said that, I think far too many people expect poor design that doesn’t really work well," he told Bored Panda.
What's more, he believes that good and bad design are skills that can be learned, especially when we start diving deep into the realm of aesthetics. "For me, great design is what Dieter [Rams] talks about—it is also intuitive, it is deeply sympathetic and empathetic to the user at all levels, and at some level, it is emotional. It is a catalyst for giving us feelings."
What Not To Name Your Animal Charity In Bury, UK
One on the left : "look it is still wriggling". Second from the right: "not for much longer..."
Load More Replies...It's a photoshop. I know the shop in question and the real sign says "HELPING LOCAL ANIMALS." But the shop is in Bury so it's easy to see how someone would come up with the idea to photoshop Bury over Local.
You're right - here's the real sign BJ-N0axCMA...5e5e24.jpg
I Can't Even
That fact that they misspelled “players” is proof enough for me that they uh don’t exactly educate amazingly
The sentence fragment doesn't help either. Please tell me the coach isn't the best-paid member of the faculty.
Load More Replies..."And now one last photo. Take out some writing utensils and write something." - "I'm afraid I have nothing to..." "Shut up and WRITE!"
Load More Replies...My Son Just Asked Me Why This Lady Is Reading Poop Magazine. I'm So Proud
It teaches you how to have a great poop. You are supposed to read it ONLY while having a poop.
But shouldn't you read it beforehand, so you're prepared?
Load More Replies...Suzanne Labarre of Co.Design has a similar take in that she also believes that Rams’ principles could be updated. While Labarre has the IT and tech industry in mind, the principles for good design are pretty much universal, no matter if you’re designing an app, setting up a building’s interior, or creating a brand new product.
In Labarre’s opinion, good design has to be transparent, easy to understand, and done in a way that empowers its users, instead of overwhelming them. Furthermore, Labarre puts a lot of emphasis on each designer’s responsibility for what they create: they have to be aware of the possible consequences their creations might have, both on the consumers and on society.
For Labarre, design is inherently political. Product design (whether physical or digital) has the ability to change how power is distributed in society. This feeds back into the point about how we should all be aware of how our designs can change the world. Naturally, this extends far beyond just chuckling at epic design fails—but even that’s great to wind down after a long day at work! Or… at your work desk (don’t worry, we won’t judge).
This School Mental Health Survey
Because I Can See Through Stainless Steel
That's a plastic cap to cover the nipple when not in use. And yeah it does bear a resemblance.
Load More Replies...Actually...the microwave is never an option. I mean...unless you want fried baby esophagus.
Load More Replies.....just tap ..tap..tap.. as you fill until it does not sound hollow anymore?
Yeah please stick the metal baby bottle in the microwave to heat up...LOL
Tell Your Wedding Guests To Die
Literally die since they are having a big irresponsible wedding during a pandemic.
Load More Replies...Very pretty cookies, but they could've used an ampersand (&) instead. We also gave out cookies as wedding favors: little heart-shaped bride cookies for women and heart-shaped groom ones for men. We wanted something small that people could keep or eat, whatever they preferred, lol. That was 5 years ago and we still have a bunch of them (rock hard now)! The message on the back thanking people for coming was in a mixture of English, Spanish and Catalan, the three languages my husband and I speak. I think it was cute! :-)
D+E or D❤️E would be better. Google D&E and you’ll see.
Load More Replies...Dial 999 For... Oh
Once read that a 999 call sounded as if the caller was choking. The dispatcher traced the call and sent emergency personnel to the house. The EMTS broke down the door and rescued the victim. A poor doggo had gotten the telephone cord wrapped around his neck and in his panic had stepped on 999. He saved his own life.
Yeah, good luck with that. In the meantime, stand in the street and yell, "HELP!"
Just so people know in Europe and Briton you can also dial 112 for the emergency services
It's Britain, a Briton is a British person, AKA Brit for short. United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is the country - UK or Britain for short. (I'm from the UK)
Load More Replies...oops! Excuses for these dumb hoomans: "I painted the rest of the numbers yellow so people couldnt see the numbers :D"
A Nail Or A Screw
I couldn't help but read the purple text in the most sarcastic tone I can imagine
As an aside, why is 'nailing' something good and 'screwing' something bad?
wow... english is not even my native laguage and i totally read it as "screwed"...
Sub-Par ATM Placement
Ahh, i get it. To make it harder to run away when someone wants to take your money!
Makes it harder for others to see your PIN. :)
It's to stop you drawing out cash when you can't really afford it. I'm 5ft 1in tall, so by the time I'd climbed into position, I'd have lost the will to actually do anything.
banks usually try to find a way to "give you the shaft" in a more inconspicuous way. i guess this bank is trying the more direct approach.
From the same company that installed the drainplugs in the submarines.
I’m Pretty Sure That’s Not How You’re Supposed To Hold A Scythe
Guys he's the grim reaper in disguise, he's holding that way as part of his disguise
Bahahaha, Whilst Adelaide is not as fast paced as the east side of Australia I can guarantee you that any time is not a holiday. There isn’t that much to do really, especially if you live here and have been and done most of the attractions. Best time to visit would be from mid January to end of March, that is when the travel attractions come. like the big wedgie, fringe festival, WomAdelaide, summer sounds festival etc. Don’t get me wrong, I love the state I live in, I am just being honest.
I'm dying to know what the "Big Wedgie" is...I have a feeling that is isn't nearly as spectacular and bizarre as I'm imagining.
Load More Replies...When you've stolen something from the Grim Reaper, you don't stop to see if you are holding it up the right way. you just run like hell!
Well, the cut-off fingers will leave a trail, so probably stop for a moment to think first.
Load More Replies...Yup, I always take a scythe and an hourglass on holiday with me....?! 🤔😄
He is "father time", the personification of time, just like the reaper is the personification of death. Here is what happens when people don't know the difference between Cronos and Chronos.
Load More Replies...This is making me cringe when I see it I just imagine the cuts that are gonna be on his hands
This Woman Turning Into Fish Roll
She should have been more specific about what world she wanted to be part of.
Load More Replies...That's an excellent example of "my cousin will do the design for free" lol
Who was the failed magician who sawed this poor woman in half? Was it YOU?
... this is clearly a rolled up towel. It's a spa advertisement.
10m is how to turn into a half fish half human half body and how to meet death
This Kid Friendly Hand Sanitizer Package. Looks Like One Of Those Apple Sauce Things
Soooo dangerous. What drugs were the designers on? thinking this would be a good idea. https://cafemom.com/news/grandma-warns-all-after-mistaking-cute-hand-sanitizer-pouch-as-a-treat-and/speaking-with-cafemom-62-year-old-zajac-tells-us-that-everything-was
thanks for the link! I badly wanted to hear the story on this.
Load More Replies...This was designed by the Trump administration, had to find some way to get that Bleach into Kids.
That's actually for the parents to drink while doing virtual learning, right?
Hammering His Own
What Gave It Away?
What if it's actually made in USA? America's education is 37th place in the world so I wouldn't be surprised..
I really believe that this is because there are 51 seprate educational systems in the USA (Washington DC included) , I am fortunate enough to be in NJ which is 2nd in education - we would be on par with the top educational countries as opposed to Mississipi in which education is so dismal and pulls the average far, far down.
Load More Replies...Ah SO , The Kyoto factory has done it again.(everyone will think that it was China,he he he
If You've Ever Thought Kids Getting Hurt One At A Time Isn't Efficient Enough, Here's An Idea
So dissapointing - there need to be at least one more for a working Newton Pendulum :/
I can name at least 5 kids from my youth who absolutely would've tried to jump from 1 swing into the other. They all would probably be toothless after that...
This is so bad I laughed. Never would any children in my care be allowed to go here
"Brains don't fall far from the swing" is the new "apple doesnt fall far from the tree." I fudged my nose bad I when I was about 5 (1990 or so) from sitting on my stomach and twisting. Swing chain fell off and I fell onto the gravel it was over.
True story. We had an inspector come out to the school playground. They found our equipment "unsafe." This was heavy duty playground equipment, less than 5 yrs old. Inspector condemned the equipment. Just so happens, inspector sold equipment which met "standards." It fell apart in like 3 years piece by piece. School district ended up purchasing origianl type equipment to replace. Stil, there to this day, and as sturdy as the day it was installed.
Good Job Using The Computer My Dude
He must be a parent coz everyone knows we have eyes at the back heads.
this guy is playing an online game im guessing he is using key combos to play and isnt looking
Did anyone else read that title in Coach Steve's voice? :D
You Either Wet Your Shoes Or Do Some Exercise To Cross This Bridge
This reminds me of a bridge with a glass deck in Bilbao, Basque Country (northern Spain)... It rains a lot in Bilbao... So the bridge was very pretty, yes, but also extremely slippery and dangerous! It's called Zubizuri Bridge. The city ended up covering the glass with non-slip material. https://www.barcelo.com/guia-turismo/en/bilbao/things-to-do/zubizuri/
That isn't designed by Santiago Calatrava by any chance? Had a similar problem with the Samuel Beckett bridge in Dublin which was designed by him. Heard he's a bit notorious for these things.
Load More Replies...I would take my kids up there in their wellies and have a blast stomping and splashing in the water.
Wouldn't it be much easier to just drill holes in the concrete and allow the rainwater to seep through the holes? I realise this isn't the Euro-Way of doing things, but....................
They'd have to make drains because the water would erode the concrete. But yeah, it shouldn't be that difficult
Load More Replies...Hmmm
Id make a blonde joke, but instead I will wait for a poor bastard that does it for me and join in on the mass public condemnation of his lack of PC awareness
I was thinking of a joke, but I'm too empty-headed at the moment...
Load More Replies...For a sec i thought it was the neck but then i noticed ;-; but she does have a very long neck?!
I think it's both, which makes it such a major fail!!!
Load More Replies...If they did, I’d buy a dozen, because I forever have a headache and wish for my head to disappear!!
Load More Replies...The more I look at it...the more thats wrong. Not just the pony tail or empty hat...
Don't **** Your Dog In This Park
Do not do it in a box, do not do it with a Fox. Do not do it here or there, do not do it ANYWHERE.
Might be legit. Not a neighbourhood to move to. Especially with kids.
Everybody Loves Beach Basketball
I am surprised none of you bothered to google "basketball on sand". I looked it up. Beach basketball is a thing since 1980 an there's been more than fifteen World Championships organized. So this is clearly NOT a design fail.
This sounded phoney so I googled too - and beach basketball is a thing. TIL.
Load More Replies...Guess someone never played basketball, never watch basketball, never heard about basketball... before designing this basketball field
Or....they're really trying to enforce "pass 5 times before the shot", and "move without the ball".
Load More Replies...Park near me has a random basketball hoop slap bang in the middle of the football pitch they put in, it's a thing of wonder, I'll have to get a pic after lockdown
A White Background Does Not Really Fit With This
My Son Is Too Terrified To Learn Anything From These Speech Therapy Worksheets, And Frankly I Don't Blame Him
The message is; when you speak your jaw will clench shut and your eyes will pop out of your head.
I just tried saying rice the way the diagram shows. I'm not too sure about this "speech therapist."
Me too! It’s more like lice... or something else
Load More Replies...The tongue shape for the r is extremely wrong. Tongue should be down when you make an R, for L the tongue touches the top front teeth. The diagram doesn't make a phoneme in English...
Thank you! I thought I was the only one to see this!
Load More Replies...Who Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Replace The O In Dumbo With A Heart?
I saw little baby hats where they replaced the O of hello with a heart. Just as bad.
But also kind of true... (yes, I have a toddler at home)
Load More Replies...I agree. Those people can't even control their sphincters nor hold their head.
Wellllll, technically babies are dumb according to the definition.
Not All Heroes Cover Their Noses
No but they also know how to properly wear a damn mask . Maybe the heroes should take the cape they’ve spoken of and wrap it around their damn NOSES.
it is mildly infurating to see people wear masks with their noses out.... almost flipped out on a teacher while his nose was showing in class...
I thought it was funny when my daughter recently starting putting eyelashes on things she draws so you know it's "a girl". She's 4.
Load More Replies...Ah I’ve only seen a health care worker like that when they physically cannot pull up their mask
Drives me mad, these people are the reason England is in lockdown number 3.
Lots of people wear their masks below their nose. It rather defeats the purpose. Stay away from those people.
So The Fire Alarm Caught On Fire Earlier
And there was loud beeping coming from the stovetop, the oven, the toaster, the microwave, and the fireplace!
So My Sister Had A Clemson Mask Made For Her
Haha, I have such an immature sense of humor!!!
Load More Replies...You can see that smirk behind the mask. She knew! You KNOW she knew!
The Paper In This Sliced Cheese Makes It Look Like It Has Mold Spots
@Julius, but at least you did, thank you for enlightening me. Thanks so much. Good to know there are people like you around.
Load More Replies...No one in the office is going to steal this cheese from the fridge
What Can Go Wrong If We Put The Power Button Next To The Most Used Key
The most used key is "Shift" or "Ctrl."
Load More Replies...Just program that button to do "Nothing" in Windows ScreenShot...47-png.jpg
My computer has the backspace button next to the power off button. I have accidentally powered off my computer more than once
the 2 things that cougth my attenton is the fact that delete and home are thoghter like saying "DELETE HOME!" and the key end seems SUS..
This looks like the keyboard of my HP Envy and I hate where the power button is placed.
I have a similar issue on my laptop - the 'close-window button' is right between the 'volume button' and the 'F5 button' used in games for quick saves. It gives me hell sometimes. :D
Homogeneity Sucks
Yes, horrible design. Takes time to think to find the app now :-(
Yes I hate this so much. Please, the original were fine. They were sleek and user-friendly. Stop, Google.
I don't think the new designs are that bad... at least you know one company is controlling everything :p
But I have them neatly tucked in one folder... I already know it's one company to rule them all and now I don't know what I'm opening. I'm a sad panda because of this.
Load More Replies...Google sure has come a long way from their early "Don't be evil" days.
Behold, The Sensory Overload Car
What makes it even worse is that this was a partnership with Autism Speaks, a group notorious for making life worse for people with autism.
Autistic people like me don't need the help of Autism speaks. We need self-advocacy groups. Don't speak for us.
Load More Replies...Not to mention the fact that “awareness” is in really tiny letters, so it looks like it just says autism
I'm on the Autism spectrum. If I saw that car I would get instantly overloaded with everything going on.
Okay but the worst part is that the Miami Police Department shot an unarmed autistic teenager after he had a sensory meltdown. So until they practice what they preach, I call BS on this "awareness campaign". Also, do they not understand that the neurodivergent community has rejected the puzzle piece symbol as it was first created by an extremely ableist organization??
So much for BP being a "chill" site. Go rant on facebook, we dont care
Load More Replies...I assume it blasts EDM out of some roof mounted speakers while flashing lights...
Every Time I Get Used To One, I Screw Up The Other
If it's a Thinkpad, you can actually switch Fn and Ctrl in the BIOS.
my laptop and the school computer have different size keyboards so its rlly annoying
I was going to ask if anyone perhaps would like a piece of fruit ;-) they are SOOO much better for you!!
Load More Replies...Re mapp one of the keyboards to match https://uk.pcmag.com/how-to/116116/how-to-remap-your-keyboard
We need some kind of product standardization, also ergonomic design :O
This Electric Heater Can Melt It's Plastic Casing When At Full Power
Friendly reminder that "it's" means "it is", whereas "its" indicates possession.
Most likely it was used with the air intake blocked. Reduced air flow = higher temperature.
I have a light fixture that melts from the heat of the bulb. No idea what bulb they used, like that when I moved in. I'm guessing the cheapest one possible...
This Is Shampoo
Might as well put a 'Swallow whole' on Tide Pods whilst you're at it.
it's just te sleeve right? maybe there's a story there, like on bedhead.com
I know this is completly unrelated, but one time my sister was mad at me so she tried to write "You Stink" on a piece of paper in block letters but forgot the "n" in stink and so she gave it to me all proud and everything, and I was like "I Stick?" and she was so confused then she looked at the card and started busting out laughing it was halarious and I stilll hold it over her today
Anyone Got A Grey Hi Vis I Can Borrow
You got this wrong. "ONLY these colours must ONLY be worn in this warehouse" means any other color can be worn in this warehouse AND everywhere else. Which is right : you'll find no other place where you'll be allowed to wear a grey hi vis jacket. Only in this warehouse.
When HI VIS equals grey you know there is something shonky going on in that warehouse!
Yes, But Actually No
They were supposed to use a pie chart, but it ended up being an unintentional Venn diagram.
Load More Replies...They do - but the sizes don't match the percentages :/ Whoever did this has no idea how diagrams are supposed to work. At all.
Load More Replies...These Snow Boots That Have Bottoms That Don't Release Snow. They Turn Into Ice High Heels After 2 Steps
I thought snow boots are MEANT to collect snow. If not, they would be called non-snow boots!
That on purpose, it's how snow tires work. The idea is that snow stick to snow, better then it does to rubber.
You can also soap the soul. Either way be careful, bc you are making your soul non stick, for slick surfaces.
Google Says The New Icon Is A Wallet. How Is This Supposed To Be A Wallet
Its clearly two homosexual taco shells hugging each other. PC Company statement policy: The author has no ill will against anyones sexual preferance, identification or transformation. And will not say no to good tacos
At this rate there will be one icon for all google apps sometime this year...
Maybe it's money folded into each other if we're being generous. But they probably made an AI design it.
Clearly the Google people are drinking too much during the pandemic.
I Spent 15 Minutes Looking For A Plug In My Hotel Room... The Only One Is Behind The Radiator
So the cord gets nicely melted where it hangs down on the metal, brilliant.
Sad to see him behind bars like that. He might be looking innocent, but you don't know the horrors he's capable of..
Did they say that you could use as much electricity as you like as long as you don't want to use a power outlet?
The Health Benefits Of Ginger Tea Include Cancer, Alzheimer's Disease And More
You might get cancer asthma a cold motion sickness and Alzheimer's but you could also relieve stress and lose weight
You read that wrong. It CURES asthma and STOPs weight loss. It makes you fat. Also it stops your blood circulation (I hate it when my blood circulates)
Load More Replies...Number 13, weight loss, is sort of inevitable after having motion sickness, stomach discomfort and cancer.
I recommend ginger nut biscuits to any of my friends who suffer with sickness during pregnancy. They really helped me to eat and drink without vomiting.
Load More Replies...look how it deformed that tea drinker's hand before it fell off. horrible stuff.
Oh, I'll take a little cancer and Alzheimer's if I can only lose a few pounds...
Ok, so I'm not the only one who saw a crusty old hand
Load More Replies...Found On Amazon
Or maybe they're throwing in a bunch of c**k rings with your purchase?
Load More Replies...Give Thonks
My he🌻rt overflowereth with gr🌻titude. Th🌻nk you, th🌻nk you, th🌻🌻🌻nk you!
Nothing Says Privacy Like Saloon Style Doors
Yeah, like that is anything different from the huge gaps in toilet stalls all around the USA. The actual problem is that it's probably impossible to manoever a wheel chair in their while being able to close the doors behind you. You either open both doors before you enter, which is hard or you just accept that the gaps are really not very different from having no door at all.
If somebody wants to watch me take a s**t thats their problem. im takin a s**t
Load More Replies...But it does answer the question on why there's a self-playing piano in the bathroom.
Worse is when there is an unlock on the outside of a toilet and some woman in a hurry and unlocks to see me sitting on the loo. Banjos bakery sucks for those.
Republican or Democrat, America just wants you to leave that s**t at home.
There is a restroom at Pike Place in Seattle-or did, I have not been there in like 15 years - that has walls super high up and only are like 3 feet so you can stand and see the person next to you if you're tall enough -like 5 6 or or more. Another nearby bathroom had a mirror in addition to a low wall so you can see people using the handicapped bathroom. Won't forget it!
At so many shops I've been to there are changing room doors like this. In one of them, the doors were made out of a frame and planks with gaps between them like fixed wooden venetian blinds inside rectangular frames.
The Mom On The Right Looks Like She Got The Baby's Head But Not The Baby
The man and the woman don't car, the person in the wheelchair stares but does not help, the mother angrily stares at him for looking, while the baby is dropped without its head. Just a normal day in the city.
The evil person in the wheelchair just shoved the Mom, causing her to drop the baby.
Load More Replies..."Oh sh*t... he broke..." (not to mention that Mom is about to get a ramming.)
Looks like she's distracted because she's about to get molested from behind by a man in a wheelchair!
Did your mama drop you on your head when you were a child. / No sir, just the opposite.
Hey at least the baby wasn’t dropped on its head, could of had a future Trump.
the pink mom looks sus in that position and green dude looks like he has something to do with that...
This Poster At My School
This is what happens when Scotty messes up the transporter co-ordinates
No Broken Legs I Know Of
So I Just Bought This Chair And None Of The Reviews Mentioned This
My couch does this! The first time I saw it I was horrified at how wide my ass mark was. LOL
I hope this chair just cost $5! Perhaps a nice wash in a car wash would help!
The Legs Are The Exact Same Length Even Though One Is Bent
That's not Kevin Spacey! Kevin is tied to a chair (quite rightly so!)
Load More Replies...I see these kind of proportion distortions in ads all the time. Have you ever looked at wedding dress pictures? The average person is 7.5 "head heights" tall (take the height of their head, multiply by 7.5). I've seen wedding dress pics where the picture has been stretched to make it more regal or whatever, and the person is 9 or even 10 heads tall. So, it's not even an "idealized" pic like a lot of Photoshop. It's a "literally no human in the world will look like this in this dress" pic.
All these years, I never noticed this. Now I can't unsee it. --- Also: "The Ref" is one of my favorite Christmas movies.
Yeah, I'll Just Jump Over That Real Quick
It was built, it wasn't safe, placing these was easier than removing the steep ramp.
It was built for people with strollers and people in wheelchairs, next bicyclists used it so they could gain more momentum to run over people walking in the park, so the council put up these barriers.
Load More Replies...This Sponge That Looks Like It’s Covered In Mold
Misread "With x10 scrubbing gems"... And thought yes - I can see the scrubbing germs
I still hadn't noticed it was gems until I read your comment
Load More Replies...I don’t think the name eraser daddy along with the phrase “ten times longer” was well thought out either... or maybe I’m just dirty minded!
Fleshy Shower
Looks a little like skin zoomed on a microscope. (Well what I imagine it would look like)
I saw this on the architectural digest Instagram yesterday and it's in some manhattan apartment. it also had the caption "The children's bath, where pink onyx inset in a field of compac quartz makes a statement"
Oh, it makes a statement... "Designed by Jeffrey Dahmer"
Load More Replies...'Moisturize me, moisturize me!' Well I guess she's in a shower so it works
Kix Cereal Box Has A Masked Out Spoon To Give The Illusion There’s Cereal On Top
It totally worked on me until I read the caption.... now I can't go back to seeing a full spoon again.
Steps That You Can't See
Ohh they don't think, they just get an idea in their head.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the 'Checker shadow illusion', which I still can't get my head around. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checker_shadow_illusion
wonderful now I can break my legs whenever I enter that door
Toilet Door With Another Door In It That Won't Stay Closed
"Hey dawg, we heard you like doors, so we put a door in your door so you could open the door while it stays closed."
This is sometimes done in institutions, like hospitals, that have folks with mental health issues. Like an ER with a suicidal patient. Usually they actually stay closed, so that's an issue! But normally, there's a lock so personnel can access a patient in crisis.
That is a safety door, designed so that if someone barricades themselves in the room the door can still be opened the opposite direction. I have seen them in psychiatric hospitals. This one looks like it is in a jail or detention facility. Genius design
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.curries.com%2FOther%2FCurries%2FDocuments%2FBehavioral%2520Healthcare%2FBH.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.curries.com%2Fen%2Fproducts%2Fmetal-doors%2Fbehavioral-healthcare%2F&tbnid=q8LTy7g4fgG_MM&vet=12ahUKEwir2J6Xi5zuAhUNc60KHY7QDg8QMygAegUIARCeAQ..i&docid=np3-oiuXRTQPnM&w=1000&h=2186&q=psych%20hospital%20door&ved=2ahUKEwir2J6Xi5zuAhUNc60KHY7QDg8QMygAegUIARCeAQ
Since they could not have a gap in between the door and the frame as in American toilets, they put the gap in the door itself!
Imagine Having To Scrub Or Clean It
I was relieved when I realized that it is a bidet in the pic and not the toilet I originally thought it was. Still questionable, but not outright gross.
Time The Pulse To The Watch You're Not Wearing
'Okay Larry, did you photoshop the watch in like I asked?'. Larry: 'Oh'.
Ok I have teachers who can tell pulse without watch but they have years of experience and u should use 3 fingers for measuring pulse, also apply a little bit of pressure
Picked Up My Little Brothers Toothbrush Today. Not The Best Way To Shorten A Word
the pedo van was getting too many complaints about handing out candy, i see...
Pedo was supposed to be pedo. Although we use this suffix as short for pedophile, it is still a suffix that means young or child that is used in other words as well. Like if would say "zoo series" you'd think it's a series about animals not think it is short for zoophile. But this "pedo" short for pedophile is widely known and they should have known better. It's not wrong, just funny
Load More Replies...It's A Justin Bieber Couch
Was Justin responsible for designing this one? Not EVERYONE should sit on your face man...
I’ve Said It Before And I’ll Say It Again: Quotation Marks Are Not For Emphasis
This is illegal in the EU. You are not allowed to label something as gluten free if it doesn't normally contain gluten.
I heard that they label water as 'zero calories' in the USA lol
Load More Replies...Like those silica gel packets: “Do not eat”. Who are we quoting here?
But are they uranium free? I wouldn't buy them unless explicitly told they are.
Two Windows Of My Workplace Are Constantly Fighting For The Honor Of Being The One Who Is Going To Be Opened
American engineering...? Those window frames are ridiculous!
A Sticker From The Grocery Store. It Says “Smile,” And Tries To Use A Distorted Shopping Cart To Make A Smile. However, The Wheels On The Cart Pull The Brainwaves Into Thinking The Face Is Upside Down. Coincidentally, This Is The Face I Made When I Saw It
Did you read the title? It kind of explains why it's upside-down.
Load More Replies...Ha. Those are the stickers my work place actually used. We would turn them upside down just for the fun of it. Such a waste of advertisement in my opinion.
Entrance Could Be Tough
If I got up enough speed coming down those steps in the rear in my wheelchair I'm pretty sure I could wheelie over that strut ⚰♿
Not hard to walk between the two poles or around it. Unless you're overweight or have a pram.
My School’s Official Anti Bullying Presentation. Every Title Slide Is The Same Way
"People who bully have power over those they bully"? This sounds like an encouragement!
But how did they manage a negative space between words?
Load More Replies...New Bike Road
"Hey biker, just remember the streets belong to car drivers, and f*ck off".
How Big Is This Backpack Exactly
Thought You Had To Read It In A Circle. Took Me A Minute To Figure It Out
Really? My version was far more difficult and confusing....
Load More Replies...Took me waaay too long to figure out this hot mess of an inspirational quote.
I read it like this at first: Love requires know is to when to be silent and to speak when up.
been looking at this for a solid five minutes and still can't make out what it says
'Love requires us to know when to be silent and when to speak up' .... okay I love you, whoever made this, but here's the thing-
Design For Thermal Trousers. Looks Like He Pulled Them Down And Took A Dump
Ah yes, go out un - 30 weather, sweat like a pig and have that sweat freeze on your skin and die of hypothermia
School Does Some Renovations. New Outside Area Has The Tables In A Lower Section Surrounded By A Step Up Of Pavement. Guess What Happened When It Rained Two Days Ago
Nice way to get out of class though. You have just broken your ankle
Impressive. Now, I'm not a paver, but I would have thought that anyone who makes a living paving would think 'What happens to the run-off?' before laying a single paver.
Lario And Muiji
This Hideous Statue Of Tinker Bell
to the scp foundation you go! i now dub you scp 000 (idk is that already one of the scp's?)
What If You Could Poop Into Donald
*No Ryan, no... Resist the temptation... You know it is wrong, so don't do it... Don't mention Trump, it's not kind...*
make it trumps head and the line would be hours, days, and months long.
Am i the only person who sees the sink as a tumor growing out of the side of his head? Just me? ok then.
This Barber Shop Where You Can Give A Small Child An Adult Hairstyle And Bears Trim
He os a adult with kid face. Something like Leo Dicaprio without the facial hair.
This Is An Elsa Paper Lantern For Our Country's (Vietnam) Moon Festival
Canada Flag
Yes, they are about to annex the US, and the rest of the world will just nod slightly
I Texted Two Zeros Multiple Times Before I Realized That Was An O
And next get comments that they don't know how to type that symbol.
Load More Replies...It's not a phone number, itthe text message that you need to send. The phone number is blanked out.
Load More Replies...I Hope My Kid Is Half This Happy
If you're going to photoshop on a head, why that face? Also, Disney's lawyers would like to have a word.
How in God's name is that a Pogo Stick? Looks like a really crap Hoverboard with stick.
Facebook Home Screen - No Wonder People Don't Use This
Me either, it’s a huge pain in the a**e and very temperamental. For me anyways.
Load More Replies...I hate the "you might know these people" and "facebook memories". It's f*****g annoying and you can never turn it off.
At least the text is bigger, but yes, it's full of stuff I don't want.
I Noticed That My Roommates Toaster Is Melting Itself
They used a cheap plastic casing that's not heat resistant. That's almost as bad as the toaster I had with metal casing that would burn the hell out of you if you touched it while using it!
Load More Replies...My question is where did the plastic go, because it looks like it would pour onto whatever you're toasting
Czech Philharmonic’s Benefit Concert On April 25 2020
Talk smack if you will, but at least they can breathe through the nose when not playing and keep those particles in check. What ticks me off is televisión audiences that scream and yell wearing a cloth mask in a much smaller studio then this concert hall.
I'm all for masks...but...brass instruments are the blunderbuss of breath.
Olaf Had Too Much Snow
OMG my little brother has an olaf stuffed animal with the same design as this... Its scary...
Oh, I remember this short - there was a part where Olaf replaced his nose with a candy cane, and it temporarily gave him a bit of a sugar high. He still looked a lot less creepy than this, though.
nope!! 2020 was bad now we have this!?!?!?! Nope!! Burn it!! Through it into the burn pile!!!!
If Only Louisiana Looked Like A Letter Of The Alphabet
I think that is what the title is saying.
Load More Replies...Now, imagine if Louisiana happened to have the shape of one of the four letters of the world LOVE ? That would be crazy, such a lovely coincidence.
And Sometimes People Use The Left Part
Just guessing, but would most of the people who try to go up the left, were walking whilst on their phones?
And do these people who use the left part vanish into another dimension ?
Babies In Jars
Oh, hell no... I'm all for breast feeding, but REALLY?!?!?
Load More Replies...Art On Netflix For “Seventh Son”
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Load More Replies...Nothing Says “Tough” Like Rolled Up Pant Legs
He has to be tough, to endure all the beatings he'll get for dressing like that.
I read it *touch kids* . The font isn’t the best for this and neither is the kids shoes or rolled up pants
Do I Have To Say Anything?
This Terrible Example Conversation
Friends Don't Let Friends Get Cheap Ink
Oh my god, they even tried to copy the animal ears underneath which is a completely separate tattoo. If you're the kind of person who steals an artist's work (I know who the artist is and he's amazing) for someone else to do it cheaper, you absolutely deserve this. Also the tattooist who did the poor copy (I refuse to call them an artist) shouldn't tattoo if they do sh*t like this.
I think the guy who did the second tattoo took the acid from the first tattoo...
I think it shows that you end up in wonderland after taking drugs?
Load More Replies...Really Bad Ad Design For Cancer Treatment
The Cdc Wants You To Get Shingles, Apparently
I have pneumonia right now and I can confirm, it's super awesome. The experience is really heightened by the overwhelming fear of getting covid and dying because my lungs are already messed up. Definitely pick pneumonia.
Load More Replies...I have 2 out of 3 (no whopping cough) vacs which to quote Meatloaf, "ain't bad."
I recently had shingles. I totally recommend it... if you hate yourself.
A Bench That You Can Easily Drop Your Phone Into, It's Also Extremely Uncomfortable
Why...why are they even bothering with masks? They may as well all livk each other by this point.
These look to be anti-homeless benches...they are designed specifically to be uncomfortable to deter homeless people from sleeping on them...
Taking their masks down must make the job easier you know like when you're looking for the right turning in the car and you turn the music down....
Not reading the caption, I thought she was barfing and they're watching. lol
ND Filter That Amazingly Adds Structures When Used
"reduce the amount of incoming light by placing a house in front of you. Not to be used while driving"
The Way This Makeup Ad Collage Was Composed Makes It Look As If There Was A Cyclop Woman On The Bottom Left Corner
Took the photo with a light ring. All that photoshop and didn't clean that up.
Load More Replies...Why are the lips so shiny? I mean idk if its just e, but i dont need people looking at my lips like a mirror
Let’s Do Lunch
anyone else wondering why the pizza is the same size as the tomato no just me ok
Got to be the longest fork in the world to fit so much food and STILL have the tip exposed 😂 😉
Gum Protection
Wait a minute... I have always been using regular toothpaste ! I did not know I needed protection all along! Why did not they tell me ?
Fart Superior Written With Flames? Red Splash?
"Alright we're playing the only game that allows you to give a cat on cocaine a car... It's the sims 4"
Load More Replies...Nearly Blew Threw This Intersection!
Well what do you expect on Evergreen. Everything is green. Don’t think the person with the garage got the memo though.
It finally happened! All those countless hours of people waiting for the stop sign to turn green... I always knew it would eventually.
When your friend is about to do something dangerous and stupid, but you are kind of curious about what will happen.
This Tablecloth That Looks Like A Hair Carpet
5 Steps
The Dividers In This Stall Are Way Too High Up. They Could See My Thighs
Walking in a stamp sized bikini on a crowded beach; No problem. 10 minutes later: The Dividers In This Stall Are Way Too High Up. They Could See My Thighs.
Apparently North Is Opposite To East
Nie ohne Seife waschen! (Literally: Never wash without soap, but in English it does not work, obviously) The phrase that kids hereabouts use to help remember the proper sequel of the directions, while turning around clockwise: Nord, Ost, Süd, West Does the English language have any similar phrase?
Never eat shredded wheat or naughty elephants squirt water
Load More Replies...Found On Real Estate Listing: Interesting Bathroom Layout
Bike Stand At The Local Metro Station Is To Narrow To Fit A Normal Wheel
Yup, mountain bikes have thicker wheels. The bike stand is designed for road bicycles.
Load More Replies...And how do you put the bike chain on? I would take tiny hands to pass it through there.
Parking Garage In Lincoln, Nebraska Didn’t Want Me To Find My Car.
By the time you find your car you'll be too mentally exhausted to drive
w- . . . WHAT?! There is no green. and... UGGGHHH This is 50 shades of confusion
My sister lives in Nebraska and this seems pretty standard for out there
They Said The New Office Seating Would Be Great
That's just a stupid layout no matter what. Move the partitions so they're flush with the support and most problems there are resolved.
Oh, this is the cubicle from The Incredibles! Good to know they weren't just making it up.
A Tight Squeeze
someone is looking at people trying to park through that security cam
It’s Even Smaller In Person
An Alternate Path For Disabled With Steps
This Candle Melts Its Own Container
that would scare me... ever since my hand caught on fire (don't ask) I'm terrified of setting the house on fire
Cumcuber
This is how they store sperm in sperm banks: frozen into cubes using this device. (Jk)
A Bench At A Metro Station
That rail isn't part of the bench, though. It's part of the netting above the bench.
Someone Paid Money For This To Be Their Sign And Logo/Mascot. I’m Convinced This Is Drug Lord’s Money Laundering Business
There is a British company called Sofa King which had ads for ages with the slogan Sofa King Great! until people cottoned on when they said it out loud!
This Couch In Our Hotel Room. And No, It Does Not Separate
Just put a matching pillow in the gap and wait for your friend to sit on it.
Nemo? What Happened
Drunk Nemo telling his cool storie in bar. Only beer is missing in picture.
Where Do I Walk
You realise that my kids won't walk on any line and won't want me to walk on any line? and btw, someone really had to kneel to set those things on?
As A Designer Myself, This Makes Me Dizzy Just By Looking At It
There is an interesting implication here - if you are what you eat, you'd have to eat other people in order to be human :O
But if they are what they eat, you'd have to eat people who eat people etc. to be human...
Load More Replies...The "unhealthy" one has popcorn on it. One of the single healthiest snacks you can eat wtf?
if you are a cannibal just eat a non-canibal and you are then a non-cannibal.
Ok Which One Of You Put Fn Key As The Most Bottomleft Key On The Keyboard Instead Of Ctrl
If it's a Thinkpad, you can actually switch Fn and Ctrl in the BIOS. But on a side note : Function key on the bottom left is pretty common.
Now I'm trying to think which way my keys are... I need to check.
Load More Replies...WTF kind of keyboard is this? I need to see the whole thing. Why is there a 'ZY' key?
This is a Czech keyboard. A lot of languages uses slightly different alphabets. The keyboards are organized in a manner so the most used keys are easly reachable. Being an european, I have had to learn 7 different keyboards layouts.
Load More Replies...What is the Fn button for? I have never used it before and the only time I have used Ctrl is for games and the force close thing Alt, Ctrl, delete.
The Function button is used for "Multimedia" touches. Usually on F1-F12, they offer options like sound control, brightness control, different kind of shortcuts...
Load More Replies...I have two Lenovo laptops. My work one does this, my personal doesn't. Messes me up every time.
Actually, that's common in some markets. keyboards have different layouts for different parts of the world
This Graph Posted By Atkins On Twitter
I'm not so sure about that. I can fast for 13 hours, so 16 hours is probably doable.
Load More Replies...If You Didn't Know, 718 Billion Is Only A Little More Than 266 Billion
Canada's around 30 billion, in case anyone cares. Just tired of every single graphic describing how the US fares against other countries NOT including Canada. Irks me. Carry on!
Amazing how big my country is, compared to yours. (Now guess which is mine ;-))
MOTHER RUSSIA 🇷🇺 MY BEAUTIFUL HOME COUNTRY IS THR BIGGEST OF THEM ALL 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Load More Replies...China does not include military weapons development, infrastructure, research, intelligence, etc. The US does include those things as well as other non-specific military. In addition, the US pays its military much more than China does AND that includes specific spending on military families. China does not.
Load More Replies...bad graphic suggesting that US spends only "slightly" more than China.
Load More Replies...Headphone Adapter Advertised On Phone That Already Has A Headphone Jack
absolute genius advertising. next time, get an advertising person who has more than one brain cell
Would be handy for those iPhones without a headphone jack, but this is a whole different layer of dumb...almost as dumb as Apple making an iPhone without a headphone jack.
I Don't Think These Images Are To Scale
either thats the world's smallest retreiver, or the feeded was advertized to feed any dog for a year without refilling
Marge Simpson Has Two Mouths On The Official Simpsons Pyjamas
How Do You Spell Christmas
I am reminded of the Blackadder Christmas Special, wherein Baldrick managed to spell "Christmas" without a single correct letter.
Literally Reads "1 Person Per Elevator"
Make Love Not
{insert witty comment I can't think of now but will in a few hours}
that's the witty comment, all's fair in love and *intense scribbles*
Load More Replies...This Bathroom With Too Many Stairs
Basement toilet. Wanted to add a bathroom, didn't want to dig out the floor.
Sometimes digging out the floor isn't even an option, depending on how high the main sewer line is... the toilet always has to be above the sewer line (since the flushing requires gravity)
Load More Replies...Imagine being drunk and wanting to take a dump. The tumble from the throne would be a painful one
I wouldn't be able to! No where for me to lay down near the bowl! Lololol!
Load More Replies...Disney Font Puts The Fun In Funeral
Does it say "commitment to caring" or "Commitment to curing"?
Got This Cool Temporary Tattoo
my cat used to be named Shamu before we adopted her :) her name is olive now
Load More Replies...These Stairs Carpeted With A Pattern That Makes It Hard To See The Edge
Banning Single Use Plastics, Including Wooden Coffee Stir Sticks
But that's still equal to #reducewaste as it stated? That's the message, right?
Wood decomposes a lot quicker than plastic. A lot quicker. It should all be made from Bamboo.
Load More Replies...Plot twist: The wooden sticks are actually plastic made to look like wood.
So... I can use the plastic fork and knife, but not the spoons? Good! F spoons!
But is says PLASTICS in the title... Seriously though, USA needs this!!!
Its a company trade secret. they replace the wood with cheap plastic and sell the wood to the Illuminati for a place in the new world order.
Load More Replies...This Ergonomic Seating Diagram Has 90 Degree Angles That Look Like 120 Degrees
This Jack-O-Lantern Light Requires 3 Batteries, And Each One Has Its Own Compartment
Tooling for injection molding isn't cheap. They had existing tooling for a single-battery sized door... thousands of dollars saved.
Then they could at least have desinged it in a way that you don't need a screwdriver.
Load More Replies...I see toys like this here & there. Its not that horrible. Plus if you end up with a leak, it doesnt automatically destroy all the connections. Gives you a better chance at being able to clean out the bad one
You can tell how angry/frustrated people get by the stripping of the screws.
The Design On The Christmas Coke Makes It Look Like Wet Paint
😆 It really does, my son pointed out a can and said the paint must have still been wet when they packed it.
Youtube Music's Like And Dislike Button Are Inverted From Youtube's
Plays music videos and replaced google play music.
Load More Replies...I don't know why they have downvote buttons on the comments because it never registers.
A Diagram About An Elgato Capture Card That I Found In An Article
Daily Pill Organiser. No Chance Of Any Confusion
At my school there is a sign that reads "smile and say hello". It would be fine if it were not for one flaw: the O looks like a period
I really wish I could get a job where people show me what they're about to do and I can just look at them with derision and say, "You know why that's stupid, right?"
Hi, these articles are long. How about placing a return to top at the bottom of the article to avoid wearing out my scrolling finger. Thanks for keeping it all on the same page though (I thoroughly appreciate that.) I hate having to click through multiple pages. A link at the bottom would be much appreciated. Cheers.
At my school there is a sign that reads "smile and say hello". It would be fine if it were not for one flaw: the O looks like a period
I really wish I could get a job where people show me what they're about to do and I can just look at them with derision and say, "You know why that's stupid, right?"
Hi, these articles are long. How about placing a return to top at the bottom of the article to avoid wearing out my scrolling finger. Thanks for keeping it all on the same page though (I thoroughly appreciate that.) I hate having to click through multiple pages. A link at the bottom would be much appreciated. Cheers.
