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That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.

For instance, it's Monday. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.

However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, , and it's sure to be even more unlucky than yours!

Scroll down below for your Monday dose of schadenfreude for yourself, and sure your own funny accidents and worst fails in the comments!

#1

My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

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So, like these unfortunate souls bestowed with bad luck, you have had a terrible day. What's the best and healthiest way to deal with such a setback? Psychology today has some basic tips on how to calm down, come to terms with your fate and carry on with serene acceptance, avoiding an existential crisis.

Start by setting an intention to be gentle with yourself. "When you're feeling battered around by the winds of luck, you're going to need some self-nurturing. Set an intention that you're going to be kind to yourself while you're waiting for the universe to start dishing out some kindness again."

#2

He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

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#3

Some Musicians Just Aren’t Smooth

Some Musicians Just Aren’t Smooth

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Treat yourself: "A dose of positive emotion will increase your resilience during stressful days. Know yourself well enough that you have a short mental (or written) list of simple things you enjoy that reliably boost your mood."

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"As a self-test, try to come up with five things now that reliably boost your mood. They need to be simple and under your control (e.g., "sunny days" isn't going to work since you can't personally create one of those.) If you find this hard, note whatever you can and add to it when something pops into your mind."

Some examples could include: Getting a kind of food that you like that you don't eat that often, maybe lobster or some fried plantain! A good, tasty meal is always good for the mood... You could also book yourself in for a massage or meditation session on the way home from work, or yes, even a beer. But don't overdo it, because alcohol is never the answer to a problem!

#4

Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

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#5

This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

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Get something small done that's on your own agenda: "Positive mood comes from a combination of pleasure and a sense of mastery (feeling you're competent and can get things done). These both go out the window on bad days because having a run of bad luck usually feels frustrating, demoralizing, and out of control."

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"Find something you can get done that will ensure the day isn't totally unproductive. It's a skill to be able to identify quick mastery tasks that feel achievable no matter what else you have going on. The more you practice, the better you'll get at it."

#6

Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

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#7

Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

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And finally, learn to recognize the impact of stressful events: "When I worked as a therapist, clients would frequently overlook or underestimate the impact of stressful events and frustrations on their mood."

"It's a lot easier to cope with one isolated incident than it is to cope with a series of blows that come in quick succession. If you're feeling down or overwhelmed, it can help to recognize that many of the causes of your stress are temporary, one-off events, or random incidents of bad luck."

These incidents are all just that, random incidents of bad luck. Life goes on! In the meantime, let's all enjoy a little hilarious schadenfreude at these poor people's expense!

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#8

Crashed Car And A Parking Ticket

Crashed Car And A Parking Ticket

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#9

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

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#10

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

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#11

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

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#12

Their Flight Left 2 Hours Ago

Their Flight Left 2 Hours Ago

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#13

Oh No

Oh No

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#14

I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job, buddy.

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#15

Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

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#16

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

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#17

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

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#18

When Your Snickers Bar Taunts You

When Your Snickers Bar Taunts You

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#19

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

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#20

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

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#21

Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

Driver was taken to the hospital as a precaution.

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#22

When The Snowplow ‘Nicks’ Your Car

When The Snowplow ‘Nicks’ Your Car

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#23

Poor Megan

Poor Megan

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#24

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

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#25

Siberian Summer

Siberian Summer

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#26

I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

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#27

I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

I just moved in to a new apartment complex and I've been using the new swimming pool and hot tub. I usually come straight from gym, so as a courtesy to others, I shower in this locker room before I use the pool. I keep forgetting to bring a towel so I quickly use one of these towels on the wall. Yesterday, a stranger saw me bathing and here and told me that this is actually a room meant for residents to give baths to their dogs, and that the shower I'm looking for is in a different locker room. As he tried to hold back laughter, he asked me what I thought this blue thing was for. I told him I thought it was for bathing babies. FML.

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#28

In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

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#29

A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

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#30

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

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#31

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

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#32

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

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#33

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

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#34

Life Must Be Hard For Him

Life Must Be Hard For Him

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#35

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

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#36

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

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#37

My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

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#38

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

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#39

My Roof Caved In Last Night

My Roof Caved In Last Night

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#40

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

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#41

ATM Shut Down With My Card In It

ATM Shut Down With My Card In It

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#42

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

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#43

Damn

Damn

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#44

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

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#45

Instagram vs. Reality

Instagram vs. Reality

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#46

"Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"

"Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"

Eventually he was pulled over and got a warrant for unpaid parking tickets. "Wasn't worth it. I'm an idiot... No more iPhone Cookies."

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#47

Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

The office was filled with black smoke burning people's eyes no-one could breath. He basically maced the building. we were moved to the other end so we could keep working.

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#48

Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

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#49

When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

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#50

My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

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#51

New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

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#52

Can I Get My Money Back

Can I Get My Money Back

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#53

Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

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#54

Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

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#55

My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

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#56

Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting

Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting

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#57

Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

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#58

I Lost My ****

I Lost My ****

...when I woke up. It was actually chocolate I've been sleeping on. But you should have seen my face!

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#59

The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

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#60

Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

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#61

Women's Pockets Suck

Women's Pockets Suck

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#62

Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

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#63

How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

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#64

First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

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#65

My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

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#66

Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?

Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?

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#67

Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

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#68

Pricey Chew Toy

Pricey Chew Toy

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#69

The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling

The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling

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#70

When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

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#71

My Minesweeper Game

My Minesweeper Game

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#72

Guy’s Neighbors Left Their Car Windows Open Overnight

Guy’s Neighbors Left Their Car Windows Open Overnight

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#73

My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

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#74

Don't You Just Hate It When Your Entire Sink Collapses

Don't You Just Hate It When Your Entire Sink Collapses

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#75

Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

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#76

A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

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#77

Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

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#78

Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

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#79

Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

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#80

Not Cleaning My *** With This

Not Cleaning My *** With This

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#81

Car Crashed Into My Living Room

Car Crashed Into My Living Room

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#82

My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This

My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This

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#83

This Is Why I Drink

This Is Why I Drink

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#84

How My Pizza Arrived

How My Pizza Arrived

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#85

I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

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#86

Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

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#87

How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

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#88

I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

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#89

Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours

Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours

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#90

Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

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#91

The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

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#92

My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

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#93

Best Vacation Ever

Best Vacation Ever

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#94

Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

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#95

Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

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#96

The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

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#97

This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

I_ForgotMyOldAccount Report

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#98

My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

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#99

Found A Worm In My Lunch

Found A Worm In My Lunch

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#100

Playing Truth Or Dare

Playing Truth Or Dare

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#101

Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

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#102

At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

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#103

Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

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#104

And I Thought I Hated Daylight Savings Time

And I Thought I Hated Daylight Savings Time

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#105

When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

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#106

Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

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#107

**** Happens

**** Happens

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#108

Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

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#109

Tried To Make Brownies

Tried To Make Brownies

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#110

After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

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#111

My Lunch Hour Ends At 12:00

My Lunch Hour Ends At 12:00

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#112

He Doesn't Know It Yet. Sorry, Bro

He Doesn't Know It Yet. Sorry, Bro

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