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Rissie 5 years ago

Exactly, that's one inventive kitty!

49points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Yes, gotta give that kitty credit!

20points

BusLady 5 years ago

Cat: You'll never do that again, will you? 😾

20points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

and creative, too! What is the owner b*tching about?

5points

Ale_Vidal23 5 years ago

you can't be mad at him

42points

PandaLover 5 years ago

What a smart kitty :)

27points

Tahani 5 years ago

nice cat though!

21points

RaroaRaroa 5 years ago

Imagine the poor thing, desperately holding on while trying to rip the bag open. :-(

19points

Václav „Evan“ Mraček 5 years ago

that isnt actualy a bad day, you f****d up and your cat showed you more iq then, never mind, you have realy bad day :D (up vote for the joke)

17points

Kathy Baylis 5 years ago

Bad day (or rather, night) for the cat, though.

1point

AJu 5 years ago

Cat: *rolls eyes* you stupid human

16points

Iapetos 5 years ago

Cats are very clean, especially when they know from experience that you have to empty their toilets - they always poop somewhere where it's easy to clean up after them.

14points

Judith Wilson 5 years ago

No. I find that to be not true. They tend to find a dark or hidden spot, and then never tell you what they did.

-2points

glowworm2 5 years ago

I remember this story being on Bored Panda some time back. I thought it was adorable. He was smart enough to know where his litter was.

14points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Yes, and how to make it work. Smart kitty!

8points

ravina nimje 5 years ago

Good Cat!

14points

chacal 5 years ago

A for effort and A+ for thoughtfulness.

13points

crazy_cat_notAlady 5 years ago

smart cat! mine ones would have pooped beside me on my bed.

13points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Smart cat

13points

Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

Smart kitty, at least he tried

12points

Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

Clever kitty. Better than what an old friends cat used to do, it would poop on her bed, on piles of clothes, under the couch, all around the toilet etc. Her house was nasty and stank sooooo bad. Gross.

11points

Sarah Huston 5 years ago

During medical residency I got home after a long overnight call with no sleep, and I shut the bedroom door so my cats wouldn't be stepping on my head and waking me up. I was so tired I forgot to give them a litterbox, so they knocked papers off my desk and used them as litter, bless them. They didn't soil the carpet. I was grateful to them and sorry I had forgotten the boxes, so I lavished praise on them. After that, and it is entirely my fault, they thought that any stack of papers I left lying around was a convenient table top litterbox. On the upside, this ensured I left things less cluttered.

7points

Cristina Sacchi 5 years ago

Good kitty! 🖤

7points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago

Clever girl.

7points

Shirley Richard 5 years ago

I mean but what would you expect him to do?

4points

Jessica 5 years ago

He was trying to be good

4points

Lira Mai 5 years ago

your cat is smart. and it is really your fault.

4points

Elizabeth 5 years ago

that cat has just won the award for best cat ever!

4points

Paloma Vita 5 years ago

He could have pooped on your bed instead... at least he's trying!

3points

Suzanne Clark 5 years ago

They are very lucky, some cats would just "go" on their owner's bed (I speak from experience).

3points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

That is one pissed off cat! Once my cat and I were having a feud and he pooped on my pillow. He spent several days locked out of my room, but we eventually made up.

0points

Chicken Pox 5 years ago

Smart cat, mine would have pooped on my bed.

3points

ionitunes 5 years ago

Clever/

3points

Id row 5 years ago

Aw, what a good kitty.

3points

Leslie Parker 5 years ago

Now make him learn how to use a broom and dustpan

2points

Linda Rogers 5 years ago

One clever cat.

2points

Seth Marshall 5 years ago

That's pretty awesome when you think about it!

2points

Ed Souza 5 years ago

Clever pussy.

2points

Val Naim 5 years ago

Wow that's actually really considerate

2points

Sheila Weila 5 years ago

Very nice cat! My cats have two clean litter boxes and still manage to pee/poop in one of the cat beds at least once a week.

2points

Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Have you taken them to the vet? They may be trying to tell you something about their health.

0points

AuntyJem 5 years ago

Well... he is being smart and considerate, lol

2points

mirandocartelera 5 years ago

Smart cat

2points

Allyinnfland 5 years ago

Clever boy

2points

Phantom Captain 5 years ago

Your cat had the right idea.

2points

Melissa Nunya 5 years ago

Aww he tried lol

2points

Holly Brown 5 years ago

My cat crapped IN the bag of litter. I was impressed!

1point

Ruth King 5 years ago

Cats are way smarter than we think...

1point

Amanda Barnes 5 years ago

Great day, not bad day.

1point

Sue Clifford 5 years ago

That is one intelligent kitty. I wonder if his name is Einstein?

1point

Jason Doakes 5 years ago

This guys has a bad day? I'd say he has a great day! When we had our first cat 30 years ago we made many mistakes, so our 6 month old cat pooped all over the tangled cables in the corner behind our "Entertainment" set (quite big piece of furniture with TV, VHS, radio tuner, record player and dozens of cables). And she had the runs... Sorry for the mental picture. Oh and we had a carpet...

1point

Roberto Durante 5 years ago

you will never forget anymore, not to close the door again, good cat!

1point

Sally Hudd 5 years ago

Top marks for inventiveness.

1point

Jacqa Ranches 5 years ago

Can't be mad at him! he is smarter than his hoomans!

1point

Katherine Lake 5 years ago

What a good cat!

1point

Michelle Williams 5 years ago

Good going smartest cat ever

1point

Vicki Storey 5 years ago

You should be so proud of him

1point

Rubina Shiver 5 years ago

He's super smart

1point

Liz Mosby 5 years ago

That's brilliant. Smart kitty.

1point

Iceroyalmilktea 5 years ago

improvise

1point

Melanie Peapell 5 years ago

I had a cat that would poop in the shower. At least it made for an easy clean up.

1point

Nikki D 5 years ago

That's a lot of poop!

1point

Cheryl Forbes 3 years ago

Yes, smart cat. Does he offer lessons?

0points

Simon Pulgarin 4 years ago

Y

0points

Claudia Jarratt 4 years ago

What a sweetie. Took care of the problem in a socially acceptable manner

0points

Anette Larsson 4 years ago

You hang a towel over the toilet door to provent situations like that ✌🏼

0points

X ElectricReaper X 4 years ago

hahahahaha!

0points

Karin Gibson 4 years ago

well done cat.

0points

TinTin 4 years ago

Kitties are so fastidiously clean!!

0points

marnidarr 4 years ago

That's a polite kitty. Why is this a bad day?

0points

Katherine Freeman 5 years ago

He gets an E for effort!

0points

Donna Reynolds 5 years ago

Categorically Brilliant.

0points

LaMyrth 5 years ago

S**t happens..

0points

Tammi Hester 5 years ago

Smart cat

0points

Sue Bentley 5 years ago

Good Kitty!

0points

Mike Procaccini 5 years ago

Responsible!!

0points

Ken Milby 5 years ago

Cool I would reward that highly intelligent cat !!!

0points

TheNerdyOne 5 years ago

At least the cat knew what to do

0points

Kathy Baylis 5 years ago

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

0points

Sadie Jayne 5 years ago

My little hero!!!

0points

Faith Nicole 5 years ago

Such a good kitty!

0points

I'm groot 5 years ago

I'm groot and I've done that and and rocket got mad at me

0points

Janet Warren 5 years ago

Smart kitty!

0points

Sherry Diamond 5 years ago

Good kitty

0points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

Cats are always much better than dogs.

0points

Barbara Baxendale 5 years ago

Well, it wasn't his fault, he had to do it somewhere !!

0points

Kristin Malliet 5 years ago

Cat should’ve written “you’re welcome” in the litter.

0points

enjoyinglife 5 years ago

At least he is smarter than mine, crapped in the laundry basket.

0points

Janice Paulsen 5 years ago

SMART CAT

0points

Cindy Collins 5 years ago

Good kitty! How is this bad. don't close the door!

0points

Georges Piriou 5 years ago

Super cat

0points

TinTin 5 years ago

good kitty!

0points

Camellia Helen Oliver 5 years ago

That cat was it’s owners mother in a past life & is resigned to the ethic ‘if you want a thing done pooperly then do it yer self!

0points

Patrick Shore 5 years ago

big cat

0points

Kathy Conley 5 years ago

I think he is very intelligent! 🤓

0points

Vincent Jay 5 years ago

Now THAT is one clever cat.

0points

Merilyn Horton 5 years ago

What a good boy!

0points

M G 5 years ago

Well he had good intentions ...🤭

0points

Jennifer Payton 5 years ago

Smart cat! Hope he was not yelled at for that. Good kitty.

0points

Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago

Well done!

0points

Rhon 5 years ago

Good cat!

0points

Phyllis Cook 5 years ago

That’s one large cat!

0points

Mark Pendrey 5 years ago

Thoughtful kitty

0points

Catherine Red 5 years ago

That's actually a really smart cat

0points

Evie Cooper 5 years ago

Very smart cat

0points

Maya Ayeis 5 years ago

these people!!... poor cat, hahahahahahaha

0points

Jennifer Vaughan 5 years ago

Are you sure it was the cat?

0points

Jennifer Vaughan 5 years ago

Are you sure it was the cat?Looks like it might have been your husband.

0points

Danielle Renee 5 years ago

he tried

0points

Janice Johnson 5 years ago

Michelle, can your cats do this?

0points

Ilsa Marrero-Berrios 5 years ago

How big is your car?? Just wow!!

0points

jknbt jknbt 5 years ago

you are feeding the cat too much if they poop like that...

0points

Christine Ladyman 5 years ago

Wow, what a clever moggy!

-1point

EVERLEIGH 5 years ago

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So, like these unfortunate souls bestowed with bad luck, you have had a terrible day. What's the best and healthiest way to deal with such a setback? Psychology today has some basic tips on how to calm down, come to terms with your fate and carry on with serene acceptance, avoiding an existential crisis.

Start by setting an intention to be gentle with yourself. "When you're feeling battered around by the winds of luck, you're going to need some self-nurturing. Set an intention that you're going to be kind to yourself while you're waiting for the universe to start dishing out some kindness again."

#2

He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

Final score:

636points

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catnip 5 years ago

he looks so proud of himself!

321points

#3

Some Musicians Just Aren’t Smooth

Final score:

548points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

penis

159points

Treat yourself: "A dose of positive emotion will increase your resilience during stressful days. Know yourself well enough that you have a short mental (or written) list of simple things you enjoy that reliably boost your mood."

"As a self-test, try to come up with five things now that reliably boost your mood. They need to be simple and under your control (e.g., "sunny days" isn't going to work since you can't personally create one of those.) If you find this hard, note whatever you can and add to it when something pops into your mind."

Some examples could include: Getting a kind of food that you like that you don't eat that often, maybe lobster or some fried plantain! A good, tasty meal is always good for the mood... You could also book yourself in for a massage or meditation session on the way home from work, or yes, even a beer. But don't overdo it, because alcohol is never the answer to a problem!

#4

Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

Final score:

547points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Those kids are going to have quite a story to tell when they get home.

186points

#5

This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

Final score:

523points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

a month worth of fertilizer. win, win

174points

Get something small done that's on your own agenda: "Positive mood comes from a combination of pleasure and a sense of mastery (feeling you're competent and can get things done). These both go out the window on bad days because having a run of bad luck usually feels frustrating, demoralizing, and out of control."

"Find something you can get done that will ensure the day isn't totally unproductive. It's a skill to be able to identify quick mastery tasks that feel achievable no matter what else you have going on. The more you practice, the better you'll get at it."

#6

Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

Final score:

519points

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Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

Dig the shirt !

218points

#7

Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

Final score:

486points

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Chyppa Homer 5 years ago (edited)

Nature's acupuncturist. Look how relaxed he looks :D

364points

And finally, learn to recognize the impact of stressful events: "When I worked as a therapist, clients would frequently overlook or underestimate the impact of stressful events and frustrations on their mood."

"It's a lot easier to cope with one isolated incident than it is to cope with a series of blows that come in quick succession. If you're feeling down or overwhelmed, it can help to recognize that many of the causes of your stress are temporary, one-off events, or random incidents of bad luck."

These incidents are all just that, random incidents of bad luck. Life goes on! In the meantime, let's all enjoy a little hilarious schadenfreude at these poor people's expense!

#8

Crashed Car And A Parking Ticket

Final score:

484points

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Ale_Vidal23 5 years ago

i can't, what are the odds tho?

130points

#9

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

Final score:

437points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

The sun gods were angry that day

178points

#10

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

Final score:

436points

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sakora 5 years ago

Try to do it on purpose once again :)

142points

#11

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

Final score:

434points

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Max L. 5 years ago

Guess you have a newer one soon.

98points

#12

Their Flight Left 2 Hours Ago

Final score:

432points

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Max L. 5 years ago

Don't worry they didn't.

215points

#13

Oh No

Final score:

428points

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Chris Hardtke 5 years ago

This was actually a minor plot in an episode of Scrubs.

133points

#14

I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job, buddy.

Pigglepoo Report

Final score:

426points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

I hope he was okay afterwards. Poor little guy

229points

#15

Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

Final score:

426points

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Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

that did NOT go smooth...

165points

#16

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

Final score:

416points

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Mangoes'nRum 5 years ago

That impact test went well! It got hit by a planet and is still in one piece! That's a Job Well Done!

178points

#17

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

Final score:

387points

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Shawn 5 years ago

That shoulda been the name it came with

190points

#18

When Your Snickers Bar Taunts You

Final score:

384points

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Bored Alchemist 5 years ago

Ouch

93points

#19

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

Final score:

380points

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

That was just stupid of the soap company! Lots of people don't open a soap box right away but wait until they've finished the soap they already have.

193points

#20

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

Final score:

364points

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sakora 5 years ago

Sharp enough!

175points

#21

Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

Driver was taken to the hospital as a precaution.

BakerFam Report

Final score:

362points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

Otherwise it would be hard to tell it's a problem

132points

#22

When The Snowplow ‘Nicks’ Your Car

Final score:

355points

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sin ead 5 years ago

'Tis but a scratch!

178points

#23

Poor Megan

Final score:

355points

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Mangoes'nRum 5 years ago

Megan is.. a colourful person..

207points

#24

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

Final score:

339points

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The Cute Cat 5 years ago

This one is cute too..

114points

#25

Siberian Summer

Final score:

333points

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Nicole Demetriou 5 years ago

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

328points

#26

I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

Final score:

325points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

That is one terrible haircut.

206points

#27

I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

I just moved in to a new apartment complex and I've been using the new swimming pool and hot tub. I usually come straight from gym, so as a courtesy to others, I shower in this locker room before I use the pool. I keep forgetting to bring a towel so I quickly use one of these towels on the wall. Yesterday, a stranger saw me bathing and here and told me that this is actually a room meant for residents to give baths to their dogs, and that the shower I'm looking for is in a different locker room. As he tried to hold back laughter, he asked me what I thought this blue thing was for. I told him I thought it was for bathing babies. FML.

ShittingPretty Report

Final score:

322points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Pretty cool your apartment has a room for bathing dogs

186points

#28

In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

Final score:

318points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Time for a road trip.

106points

#29

A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

Final score:

314points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Someone up there really didn't want them to grill

100points

#30

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

Final score:

313points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Aww, poor girl.

228points

#31

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

Final score:

306points

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

That would have easily been visible without a crash.

114points

#32

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

Final score:

299points

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Zoe Drake 5 years ago

Looks pretty cool!

64points

#33

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

Final score:

294points

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Oathbraker 5 years ago

Poor engine. He did nothing wrong. RIP

167points

#34

Life Must Be Hard For Him

Final score:

290points

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sakora 5 years ago

Can you give them to the court for giving false information? ;)

100points

#35

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

Final score:

286points

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PandaLover 5 years ago

....Was probably drunk

126points

#36

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

Final score:

285points

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Random user 5 years ago

BURN IT!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

242points

#37

My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

Final score:

283points

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Ale_Vidal23 5 years ago

don't be ashamed by getting emotional, no need to hide behind a bubble-accident

90points

#38

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

Final score:

278points

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The Cute Cat 5 years ago

Too cute

58points

#39

My Roof Caved In Last Night

Final score:

270points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Step away slowly, close the door and pretend it didn’t happen.

164points

#40

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

Final score:

265points

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Shawn 5 years ago

Well then you should have a shirt on

407points

#41

ATM Shut Down With My Card In It

Final score:

262points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

That's when you call maintenance

74points

#42

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

Final score:

246points

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DC 5 years ago

Irony

105points

#43

Damn

Final score:

244points

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BC 5 years ago

Usually a memo is issued if there are road repairs happening to the neighborhood. He must have not read it or ignored it.

125points

#44

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

Final score:

231points

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ravina nimje 5 years ago

its perfectly balanced number, better than what you have hoped for.

172points

#45

Instagram vs. Reality

Final score:

230points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

what does the caption say??

34points

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#46

"Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"

Eventually he was pulled over and got a warrant for unpaid parking tickets. "Wasn't worth it. I'm an idiot... No more iPhone Cookies."

randyliedtke Report

Final score:

59points

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Troux 5 years ago

This is a good outcome for a guy who thought it would be funny to troll taxpayer resources.

69points

#47

Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

The office was filled with black smoke burning people's eyes no-one could breath. He basically maced the building. we were moved to the other end so we could keep working.

StereoShayn Report

Final score:

59points

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spirit wolf 5 years ago

Yes, this will happen when you heat/nuke ghost pepper oil. Now, you will have to put bowls of REALLY hot boiling water with lemon and baking soda in it and let it sit for atleast 20 minutes and repeat this process many many times and steam the ghost out of it before you can safely use it again.

18points

#48

Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

Final score:

58points

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Magic567 5 years ago

i mean this actually looks pretty cool and mysterious

15points

#49

When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

Final score:

56points

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Oathbraker 5 years ago

You should try putting an ice pack on this.

81points

#50

My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

Final score:

54points

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Edgy 3rd grader 5 years ago

i hope karma gets the people who did this

24points

#51

New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

Final score:

54points

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Mangoes'nRum 5 years ago

This does not look like a 'sealing' problem. This looks like a driving over a 'still curing road' problem. Perhaps the road blocks were not yet in place.

45points

#52

Can I Get My Money Back

Final score:

54points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

Desperation can be expensive...hope you did get the money back tho

9points

#53

Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

Final score:

53points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Looks more like something that would happen on a Monday

12points

#54

Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

Final score:

53points

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Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

... and the guy stopped in time !

24points

#55

My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

Final score:

53points

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PandaLover 5 years ago

She looks so extremely calm. XD

16points

#56

Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting

Final score:

52points

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PandaLover 5 years ago

Well, now they do

28points

#57

Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

Final score:

52points

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PandaLover 5 years ago

It's such a mean thing to do, leaving banana peels around like that

14points

#58

I Lost My ****

...when I woke up. It was actually chocolate I've been sleeping on. But you should have seen my face!

IhaveGoodAids Report

Final score:

50points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

That has to be a shock

11points

#59

The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

Final score:

50points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago (edited)

in his defense, he did a good job on the cable

8points

#60

Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

Final score:

48points

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Oathbraker 5 years ago

It's such a rare event that the poor thing got confused.

27points

#61

Women's Pockets Suck

Final score:

48points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago

That's why femme fatale pull stuff out of their cleavages in movie. Not only is it sexy, it is practical.

22points

#62

Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

Final score:

46points

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Max L. 5 years ago

Your best friend looks happy to know you.

7points

#63

How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

Final score:

46points

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Oathbraker 5 years ago

He could have just rang the doorbell. I hope you managed to get a refund.

35points

#64

First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

Final score:

45points

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RaroaRaroa 5 years ago

This reminds me of when we had new windows installed. Biggest window in the house (2mx2.5m or thereabouts), triple glazed and they dropped it putting it on the truck. Made a new one, brought it around, installed it. The installer then noticed a tiny scratch in it. He made the glass company make a third one. Of all the windows in the house, it must have cost them a fortune to make it 3 times.

11points

#65

My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

Final score:

45points

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sakora 5 years ago

Fortunately, this malicious flamingo did not burn the whole house!

40points

#66

Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?

Final score:

45points

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Kezia I. 5 years ago

So, when I was a student, our university had this regulation that if you are late for more 15 minutes, you will be counted as absent and you can only be absent for 2 sessions for the whole semester or you will fail the course. I already missed 2 sessions that semester when I woke up 15 minutes before class. I skipped my morning shower, brushed my teeth and washed my face, had to pay more for Uber (I usually rode the bus which is a lot cheaper). I ran through campus with my greasy hair, rushed up the stairs because there was a looooong queue for the elevator (my class was on the 9th floor). I came about 10-12 minutes late, "I made it", I thought. I walked to the class while wiping my sweat off, only to find my classmates exiting the classroom because the lecturer said that she couldn't make it.

33points

#67

Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

Final score:

44points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Well, the teacher found it funny, at least.

21points

#68

Pricey Chew Toy

Final score:

43points

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Troux 5 years ago

Is that the Nintendo Fetch?

45points

#69

The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling

Final score:

43points

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Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

... whell there's your problem...

18points

#70

When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

Final score:

42points

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Alejandro Butrón 5 years ago

Without gloves?

7points

#71

My Minesweeper Game

Final score:

41points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago

Should had worn the protective suit.

5points

#72

Guy’s Neighbors Left Their Car Windows Open Overnight

Final score:

40points

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Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Cool

9points

#73

My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

Final score:

40points

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Anne 5 years ago

Well.. he's got some shoveling to do now.. Good way to work out all the frustration he may have from his divorce :)

6points

#74

Don't You Just Hate It When Your Entire Sink Collapses

Final score:

40points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago

Oh, a sinkhole.

82points

#75

Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

Final score:

39points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Don’t know what’s worse, going to a motel with a pool and being full of dirt and grass or a pool that is completely empty on a school camping trip.

8points

#76

A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

Final score:

39points

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RaroaRaroa 5 years ago

While that's a mess, is that grass not dead anyway?

7points

#77

Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

Final score:

38points

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$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Eww, vombulations!

1point

#78

Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

Final score:

38points

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Krysta Pandoo 5 years ago

This is weirdly sinister

16points

#79

Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

Final score:

37points

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Bored Moogle 5 years ago

It snows around the Grand Canyon?

9points

#80

Not Cleaning My *** With This

Final score:

37points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Give a quick pull and the spider should just drop through the hole onto the floor and then scurry away. Looks like a harmless huntsman to me.

19points

#81

Car Crashed Into My Living Room

Final score:

37points

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Ghost_Recon_Waffle 5 years ago

People make crashing into houses look so easy

12points

#82

My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This

Final score:

37points

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PandaLover 5 years ago

Was your dryer "pillow safe"?

27points

#83

This Is Why I Drink

Final score:

36points

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Laura Zappenduster 5 years ago

no you don´t.

16points

#84

How My Pizza Arrived

Final score:

36points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

I would have been pissed.

10points

#85

I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

Final score:

36points

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Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

We can re-build it, we have the technology...

26points

#86

Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

Final score:

36points

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ravina nimje 5 years ago

Invite stray cat in and repair flats

15points

#87

How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

Final score:

35points

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Troux 5 years ago

You left the keys in the car and the dog is the dumbass?

97points

#88

I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

Final score:

35points

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Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Sad!!! Rip

5points

#89

Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours

Final score:

35points

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Laura Zappenduster 5 years ago

aahhhh.... it hurts my pizza-feelings

14points

#90

Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

Final score:

35points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

This is where a giant magnet would come in handy.

5points

#91

The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

Final score:

34points

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PandaLover 5 years ago

Why is there a bag of bread on the ground?

12points

#92

My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

Final score:

34points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

I feel their pain. Was once on a cross-country flight, and my screen was the only one not working.

9points

#93

Best Vacation Ever

Final score:

32points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

I want to know how the hell this happened.

15points

#94

Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

Final score:

32points

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Troux 5 years ago

Bond. Shames Bond.

47points

#95

Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

Final score:

32points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Better give those dogs a flea bath...and have a little talk with your sister

39points

#96

The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

Final score:

32points

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Caridina Japonica 5 years ago

Can you please post a picture taken by this camera? Should be an interesing effect

30points

#97

This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

Final score:

31points

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StringOfHearts 5 years ago

Should've sold it online instead

40points

#98

My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

Final score:

31points

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Oerff On Tour 5 years ago

This is alcohol abuse

20points

#99

Found A Worm In My Lunch

Final score:

31points

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Oathbraker 5 years ago

Well, today is a good day to start a diet...

15points

#100

Playing Truth Or Dare

Final score:

31points

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Random user 5 years ago

This hits too close to home..

13points

#101

Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

Final score:

31points

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Sami 5 years ago

You couldn't tell it was foggy while you were climbing?

5points

#102

At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

Final score:

30points

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PandaLover 5 years ago

Shoul've just gone door to door and gave ice-cream out for free

56points

#103

Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

Final score:

28points

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Oathbraker 5 years ago

Mua-ha-ha. I have no pity for these guys, only the GPUs.

25points

#104

And I Thought I Hated Daylight Savings Time

Final score:

28points

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Guy MacGregor 5 years ago

I don't get it

10points

#105

When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

Final score:

28points

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DaVo 5 years ago

Did you know the Citroën 2CV has it's wobbly suspension because it was sepcifically designed to transport eggs on s****y French roads?

6points

#106

Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

Final score:

28points

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Shelley Jennings 5 years ago (edited)

Well it is an Apple. Would have died an hour into the trip anyway...

11points

#107

**** Happens

Final score:

28points

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Randy Dhuyvetter 5 years ago

I hope you rolled it back in after you took the picture

12points

#108

Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

Final score:

27points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

What is with these TVs being delivered broken?!

7points

#109

Tried To Make Brownies

Final score:

26points

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Lauri foss 5 years ago

Use parchment paper when making brownies

27points

#110

After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

Final score:

25points

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Moriarty2 5 years ago

Better yet, we had our TV wall mounted before we turned it on and saw it was cracked...now we always check first...

7points

#111

My Lunch Hour Ends At 12:00

Final score:

25points

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Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Why??

13points