Join the Fun!

#2

Keys Inside Armored Truck

Final score:

460points

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Michelle Muirhead 4 years ago

Oops

108points

#3

Today I Learned That I Sleepwalk

Final score:

449points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

At least the neighbor didn't takes pictures

174points

#4

Oops

Final score:

434points

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Michelle Muirhead 4 years ago

Ha, ha, ha!

114points

#5

Two Brothers Won The Lottery On The Same Day

Final score:

428points

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Chris Watson 4 years ago

I hope they shared

214points

#6

Oh Well

Final score:

427points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago

Nice guy.

151points

#7

Probably The Greatest Picture Of Myself That’s Ever Been Taken

Final score:

419points

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Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

Plot twist, it's the guy in the red jacket.

165points

#8

Just Married Couple In Front Of Their Burning Car

Final score:

407points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago (edited)

At least they're okay, and seem to have good sense of humor about the whole thing. It'll make an interesting story to tell the kids years later.(if they choose to have any)

175points

#9

Poor Guy

Final score:

405points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

Fair enough

138points

#10

Well That Sucks

Final score:

403points

POST

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago

Even the fork is giving you the middle finger.

247points

#11

Sucks To Be You, Tom

Final score:

402points

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ElectroPhoenix 4 years ago

He asked to remain anonymous, but didn't get his wish

133points

#12

Spent $11.75 Growing Tomatoes This Year. Here's My Whole Harvest

Final score:

393points

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Tee 4 years ago

That would work perfectly in the tiny kitchen

111points

#13

Scene Outside My Apartment Today

Final score:

378points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

I can almost hear the workers trying to figure out what to do

170points

#14

This Girl Was Bleaching Her Hair And Put A Plastic Bag From Walmart Over It To Help The Heat Stay In And It Printed The Ink Onto Her Hair

Final score:

371points

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Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Well, at least it will not show when she brushes her hair normally

80points

#15

Context Matters

Final score:

360points

POST

European other 4 years ago

Nice boss ?!

90points

#16

Not Dead

Final score:

351points

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Vilkas 4 years ago

She has a sense of humour about it anyway.

109points

#17

I Give Up

Final score:

327points

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Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

Their phone is devoutly religious and could no longer allow such behavior.

150points

elfin 4 years ago

Or it's naughty and wanted to share.

21points

Levi Mittman 3 years ago

*holy music stops*

0points

Gregg V 4 years ago

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Tom Russell 4 years ago

"First time in a few weeks".... riiiight

27points

Girts Frīdbergs 4 years ago

No nut november :D

14points

Christy Smith 4 years ago

Can't be too embarrassed since he snatched a pic of himself, told situation and posted it online.

9points

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

"First time in a few weeks" would imply a teenage boy can stay away from porn that long.

9points

Louise Stange-Wahl 4 years ago

"SIRI (or Alexa) DID IT!"

5points

GenXandEarnedItAll 4 years ago

Hahahahahaha! Poor kid. Walk on out and pretend like nothing happened.

5points

Karen Klinck 4 years ago

Who, me? Musta been my dad."

1point

ej wey 4 years ago

I've done this on purpose at BestBuy show of seen them running. Yes I got the idea from a movie.

5points

Imelikoledvõi 4 years ago

Am I the only person in the world that only turns on bluetooth when they need it?

5points

Karen Vidrio-Aguirre 4 years ago

nightmare come true

5points

Martti Laurson 4 years ago

He could turn it to a joke he played on his family

4points

K Shaw 4 years ago

Someone on my school,bus did the same thing too

3points

Mary Montejo 4 years ago

Sounds about right!

3points

Daniel Wang 4 years ago

that's why i hate bluetooth

2points

Johanne Trudeau 4 years ago

Mom & Dad were wondering who was having such a good time!!!!

2points

William Afton 1 year ago

*HOLY MUSIC GETS LOUDER*

0points

Verena 4 years ago

Happened to my boyfriend - bluetooth speaker was in the bathroom with me. I was scared shitless and he was slightly embarrassed.

2points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

So I guess that was a wasted trip. To the bathroom.

3points

JJM 4 years ago

I bet they don't want you to leave your room either.

1point

Mairlady 4 years ago

Divorce the speaker!

1point

Alexander Brior 4 years ago

I’ve seen so many memes about this, but I never thought it would actually happen.

1point

Jace 4 years ago

There is so much wrong with “wireless-everything”, and I hadn’t even considered this particular fuckup.

1point

Lemon 4 years ago

Bro....my parents would kill me. Wait, I take that back - they'd make me die an excruciating death.

1point

Kiki Palmer 4 years ago

after seeing all these things bout phones accidentally connecting to blutooth whilst watching porn i always triple check my bluetooth is off XD

1point

C.J. 4 years ago

Oh nO. That sucks.

1point

My O My 4 years ago

Now that's a bad day

1point

Stephanie Blasyak 4 years ago

Poor kid lol!

1point

Shinomi Chan 4 years ago

Oh you poor thing, (I mean it is hilarious but damn)

1point

Michael Naegele 4 years ago

First rule if you are watching porn! Turn the volume for media to 0.1 %.

1point

Lina B. 4 years ago

Classy

1point

William Afton 1 year ago

>:) lets all watch porn

0points

Rob DeVries 2 years ago

Ooooooooops

0points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 3 years ago

Poor fella

0points

Diane Runyon 4 years ago

😆

0points

Sam Leigh 4 years ago

Ok. Umm. Hell! “It’s gotta go!” Really? Not about the hair then? ...

0points

Sharon Colley 4 years ago

lol

0points

Laci 4 years ago

you can never leave - nor ask your mom for food.

0points

Twenty øne doggos 4 years ago

Everyone's worst fear when watching porn...

0points

Michael Rodrick 4 years ago

At least you can have food delivered!

0points

Jane W. 4 years ago

Do NOT leave your room under any circumstances----your parents have never heard of porn!

0points

Pippa Runs 4 years ago

Omg this made me laugh. Imagining this being my son in 15 years haha!

0points

Sharon Nicoll 4 years ago

Ha, ha, ha!

0points

Linda Clements 4 years ago

Some day, he will laugh about this!

0points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

OWN IT and don't be ashamed.

0points

Amy Frank 4 years ago

LMAO

0points

David KH Wong 4 years ago

Don't worry (fist-bump)

0points

KT Trondsen 4 years ago

OMG

0points

Bill 4 years ago

Im glad the tech didn't exist when I was this age

0points

Tammy Hornback 4 years ago

huh, well, what were you so busy doing that you couldn't unhook your speaker young man ?

0points

#18

Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

Final score:

321points

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David Jeu 4 years ago

*Mac Gyver theme plays

114points

#19

So I Started Work As A Beekeeper Last Week

Final score:

315points

POST

Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

And you're now an Instagram influencer!

279points

#20

Dammit!

Final score:

313points

POST

Raine Soo 4 years ago

Oh, that's cold.

97points

#21

Control + V

Final score:

309points

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Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

Oh wow, you can really see his face in there! Awesome!

107points

#22

Well, I Guess I'm The Chandelier Now

Final score:

306points

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ElectroPhoenix 4 years ago

Yes, you are the chandelier.

93points

#23

Someone At Porsche Is Getting Fired Today

Final score:

305points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

I would've loved to hear the explanation the employee came up with.

134points

#24

It's A Me A-Marioooo ...oh

Final score:

300points

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Ronnel Samonte 4 years ago

This one is funny lol!

66points

#25

Rude Awakening

Final score:

291points

POST

MagicalUnicorn 4 years ago

hope you are okay!

70points

#26

Jonah Hill Dropping His Coffee

Final score:

271points

POST

Dream Wolf 4 years ago

But why would you hold your coffee all the way up there?

131points

#27

I Received This Gift From My Crush

Final score:

265points

POST

Martti Laurson 4 years ago

That is an Oscar worth burn

110points

#28

Still Better Than a DUI

Final score:

265points

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SAF saf 4 years ago

Guy lucked out! happened to me and the cop gave me 10 mins before they towed it.

64points

#29

The Moment You Realize You Used The Wrong Spray

Final score:

258points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)

And realised you now have a perfect reason to turn the boring lawn into an amazing flowerbed.

110points

#30

When You Ignore The Foul Taste Of Morning Tea

Final score:

258points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago (edited)

Poor newt

174points

#31

Got A New Printer. The Old One Didn’t Go Out Without A Fight

Final score:

255points

POST

European other 4 years ago

Nasty stuff that

54points

#32

Apparently The Kids Were Too Distracted To Shut The Door

Final score:

254points

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CherylTunt 4 years ago

More like the parents

124points

#33

Picked My Car Up From The Mechanic Yesterday After Having A Bunch Of Things Replaced Totalling $2100 Just To Have Burst Into Flames On Me This Morning. I'm Too Poor For This S**t

Final score:

249points

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DemPugs 4 years ago

I remember reading the original Reddit post a few months ago, he posted an update saying he was suing the mechanic or something

211points

#34

Looks Like I’m Not Getting My Bluetooth Earbuds Back For A While

Final score:

243points

POST

David Jeu 4 years ago (edited)

They should bind them together.

86points

#35

Imagine Getting Your Name Excluded Like This In A Movie Credit Scene

Final score:

233points

POST

Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

24points

#36

When You Forget Your Friends

Final score:

226points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

Poor girl

96points

#37

Chinese Man Chops Off His Own Finger After A Snake Bite ‘To Save My Own Life’, But Doctors Say It Was Totally Unnecessary

Final score:

225points

POST

Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

That's one hell of an over-reaction.

170points

#38

Took Mac And Cheese To A Different Level

Final score:

224points

POST

ElectroPhoenix 4 years ago

Well, that worked

51points

#39

Home Alone Cleaning The Roof And Gutters When I Heard A Loud Bang

Final score:

224points

POST

Martti Laurson 4 years ago

How the hell did it fell over on its own?

56points

#40

A Statue Of Jesus In India Mysteriously Began Dripping Water From Its Toes. Worshippers Started Collecting It And Drinking It Believing It Was Holy. The Source Of The Water Was Later Found To Be Clogged Pipes

A Statue Of Jesus In India Mysteriously Began Dripping Water From Its Toes. Worshippers Started Collecting It And Drinking It Believing It Was Holy. The Source Of The Water Was Later Found To Be Clogged Pipes

Final score:

219points

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Asat Voong 4 years ago

Holy s**t!

168points

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#41

Awkward

Final score:

74points

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Patrick James 4 years ago

Sounds like they deserve each other

70points

#42

My Blind Friend Got Engaged Yesterday. He’s Pretty Sure

Final score:

72points

POST

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

that's cute

40points

#43

Funny

Final score:

72points

POST

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

Scarily painful looking.

24points

#44

Well, There Goes Our Rice Stock For Several Weeks

Final score:

70points

POST

Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

"You didn't clean my litterbox. Where else was I supposed to go?"

32points

#45

A Truck Carrying A Tank Of White Paint Dropped It On The Road

Final score:

70points

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Samantha Pines 4 years ago

I don't get how the Jeep got completely, 100% covered in it.

16points

#46

I Work At A Small Coffee Shop. My Boss Just Absent-Mindedly Poured Unroasted Beans Into A Batch Of Roasted Ones. Here's Us Separating 10,000 Beans. By Hand

Final score:

68points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

I'm wondering how he ended up as boss of that place if he's doing stuff like that.

26points

#47

Found Out On The Way Home From Getting Our New Puppy That She Gets Car Sick. We Had An Hour Left To Drive

Final score:

67points

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Chris Watson 4 years ago

Another reason, besides safety for the dog ..... to securely crate your pet in a moving vehicle.

52points

#48

I Dislocated My Jaw. While Eating Cereal

Final score:

67points

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HorrorWeirdo 4 years ago

Damn. I know someone who dislocated their jaw yawining.

24points

#49

Our Company Now Has 900 Of These Pens

Final score:

67points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

And someone at the logo company is probably looking for a new job

31points

#50

Throwback To The Time I Signed A "Funny" Signature, And Then The Computer Froze

And I had to explain to the three employees that came to help that no, my name isn't poop mouth and no, I don't know why I wrote that, and please just take my money so I can go home and die.

citadelinn Report

Final score:

66points

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Ale_Vidal23 4 years ago

i keep reading "POOP MOUTN"

52points

#51

Work Day Gone Wrong

Final score:

66points

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SacredPistachio 4 years ago

I mean, it was an honest mistake :/

37points

#52

Fighting An Ant Infestation In My Kitchen The Last Couple Days. Didn't Think To Check My Cereal Box. Realized The Small Brown Things Are Ants 6-8 Bites In

Final score:

65points

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spirit wolf 4 years ago

Just think protien and move on I guess.

55points

#53

Happy I Booked The Window Seat

Final score:

63points

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Vic 4 years ago

Grab a saw.. this is one of those DIY windows

15points

#54

My Pen Exploded In My Mouth. I Have A Senior Speech For Marching Band Today

Final score:

63points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Start again with "My pen exploded in my mouth"....

45points

#55

My Friend Found A Dead Bird In Her Shoes This Morning

Final score:

62points

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Sandra Kennedy-Heausler 4 years ago

Invest in some odor eaters!

28points

#56

When Your One Piece Sink/Counter Randomly Explodes At 3 Am

Final score:

62points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

How did that happen?!

23points

#57

Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS

Final score:

62points

POST

SacredPistachio 4 years ago

... how do you even...

18points

#58

I Made A Lasagna For Lunch. Here's The Result

Final score:

61points

POST

Laura Zappenduster 4 years ago

that´s pain!

17points

#59

My Morning Coffee Had Extra Aroma Today

Final score:

60points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

At least it (mostly?) hit the lid.

12points

#60

The Dutch Police Isn't Immune To Stupid Mistakes Either

Final score:

59points

POST

CherylTunt 4 years ago

In his defense the wet concrete is not blocked off

25points

#61

My Mom Accidentally Left Her Mirror In Front Of The Window Over The Day. After Coming Back She Found This

Final score:

59points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

She was lucky the house didn't catch fire

55points

#62

My Friend Asked Me To Take A Picture Of Him Standing On This Platform

Final score:

59points

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European other 4 years ago

Well kinda asking for it

15points

#63

Rain Update : I Woke Up To The Sight Of My Clothes, Shoes, Refrigerator And Washing Machine Floating

Final score:

59points

POST

Chris Watson 4 years ago

This is truly sad.

21points

#64

300 Eggs Down Ten Minutes Before The End Of My Shift. Eggscelent

Final score:

59points

POST

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

If life gives you crushed eggs, make omelette

21points

#65

I'm Leaving My Job After 5 Years Today, Over 500 People I Work With, This Is My Leaving Card

Final score:

58points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Doesn't mean a thing in a large company. You can sit at your desk and die and only when you begin to stink people start noticing you.

55points

#66

Oh No

Final score:

58points

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DemPugs 4 years ago

NOT THE MACARONS

27points

#67

Dropped A Glass In The Sink And Thought I Lucked Out When It Didn’t Shatter

Final score:

58points

POST

Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

Little bit of duct tape will straighten that out.

27points

#68

So The Jehovahs Witness’ At My GFS Mom’s Friend’s Forgot To Put The Parking Brake On

Final score:

58points

POST

Patrick James 4 years ago

Jehovah take the wheel...

42points

#69

Taxes

Final score:

58points

POST

Random Panda 4 years ago

Where I'm from you can bring that to a bank (or the national bank?) to have it replaced. It's probably standard practice in most places.

27points

#70

Played At Topgolf For The First Time Yesterday. This Is What I Found When I Got To My Car

Final score:

58points

POST

Lizzy Potter 4 years ago

You don't sound.... tee'd off...

15points

#71

Tried Cooking A Sweet Potato In My New Air Fryer Today

Final score:

58points

POST

Michelle Muirhead 4 years ago

The devil’s willie!

44points

#72

I Went Outside With My Shorts Inside Out

A package I had been waiting for was delivered to the post office, I jumped out of bed, put some shoes on and I went to the post office, there were some folks in there and I talked to a few. I got home and I started to cook myself food, and I noticed my shorts had been inside out the entire time.

lavloves Report

Final score:

57points

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Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

And now you're an Instagram influencer.

18points

#73

Wcgw If My Neighbour Uses The Longest Possible Drill Out There?

Final score:

57points

POST

Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

Not the best way to meet your downstairs neighbor

24points

#74

"I Dunno Mum. It Came With The Frame"

Final score:

56points

POST

Adria Rhodes 4 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa *snort

17points

#75

Woman Wins $42,949,672.76 On A Slot Machine, But Casino Doesn't Pay Out Claiming It's A Glitch (It's An Integer Overflow)

Final score:

56points

POST

DemPugs 4 years ago

In their defense, the highest payout in that machine was like 14k. She should've gotten that instead of a steak dinner, which they offered. I don't know what happend after that.

30points

#76

Paris CDG Airport. The luggage is in the middle of the road. Someone Will Have A Bad Day

Final score:

56points

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European other 4 years ago

Unattended baggage ? Thought that was a big no no at airports

18points

#77

Nice

Final score:

55points

POST

Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

Serves them right for having paint in the front seat of their car.

16points

#78

Cement Truck

Final score:

54points

POST

Raine Soo 4 years ago

The truck had a lilttle 'accident'.

17points

#79

For F***'s Sake

Final score:

54points

POST

PandaPiñata 4 years ago

And now you have ground beef.

76points

#80

It Was A Bit Windy In Downtown Yesterday

Final score:

54points

POST

European other 4 years ago

Nobody is too concerned

11points

#81

Someone Cut Me Up While Transporting Chilli For My Sister-In-Law's Birthday Dinner

Final score:

52points

POST

Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

Kevin, is that you?

32points

#82

So, My Bottle Hair Dye Just Exploded

Final score:

52points

POST

PandaPiñata 4 years ago

Someone just had a terrible experience dying here.

25points

#83

What Could Possibly Go Wrong If I Drain A Deep Fryer Into A Plastic Bucket?

Final score:

52points

POST

Maya Baggins 4 years ago

It would not happen anything if you waited for the oil to cool!

25points

#84

Remember To Close Your Door Before Using An Automated Parking System

Final score:

52points

POST

Ale_Vidal23 4 years ago

oh hell no, my wallet hurts watching at this

22points

#85

Oh No

Final score:

51points

POST

Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

This is when you give the machine a good whack, or call the maintenance person.

19points

#86

I’m Having A My-Kid-Puked-In-My-Prosthetic-Foot Day. You?

Final score:

50points

POST

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

Well, be happy you didn’t put your foot in it ;)

4points

#87

Sat Down To Enjoy A Nice Saturday Morning Cup Of Coffee

Final score:

49points

POST

Wyndmere 4 years ago (edited)

At least you discovered it now. Remember the newt in the bottom of the tea cup from a previous post? - And what is that large dark fleck in your creamer? - The cup next to your coffee.

1point

#88

Broken Eyelash Curler Leads To A Very Sucky Morning

Final score:

48points

POST

Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

Ouch!

28points

#89

Excited To Start My New Job, Wanted To Make A Good Impression, Got There Early And Promptly Spilled Coffee All Over My Crotch

Final score:

48points

POST

Michelle Muirhead 4 years ago

poor thing, I hope the people at you new job were kind to you.

16points

#90

Finally Made A Good Lattice Crust Then I Went And Knocked My Cactus Onto It

Final score:

46points

POST

European other 4 years ago

Cactus pie, something new to try

13points

#91

This Is What Happens When Your Wife Wraps Meat The Same Way As Your Sandwiches For Work

Final score:

46points

POST

Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

Learn to make your own damn sandwiches.

71points

#92

While Drunk 13 Years Ago I Let Someone Take A Leather Punch To My Ear. Turns Out It's Impossible To Close Up Cartilage

Final score:

45points

POST

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

So it will stay there as a reminder.

21points

#93

Noooo

Final score:

45points

POST

Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

Serves you right for letting a little child carry a pizza.

25points

#94

The Call Before You Dig Guy Said It Was Safe To Dig

Final score:

45points

POST

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

He !ied.

16points

#95

The Red Line Is The Normal Way That's Currently Closed Due To Bushfire, The Blue Is The Next Fastest Sealed Road

Final score:

44points

POST

Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

I would see if there was a ferry between Perth and Adelaide.

26points

#96

When You Quickly Open Your Envelope Out Of Excitement

Final score:

43points

POST

Michelle Muirhead 4 years ago

Ouch, ah well, sellotape can fix it.

17points

#97

This Was My Dad's Boat On Our 2nd Time Out After Buying It. It Was Also On My Birthday

Final score:

42points

POST

European other 4 years ago

I have questions about how it happened

13points

#98

My Smoothie

Final score:

42points

POST

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

That's one heck of a waterproof pocket though!

35points

#99

Now What?

Final score:

42points

POST

Falcon 4 years ago

Had a similar thing happen to me with the ignition. After turning off the car, I pulled the key out with the ignition lock.

6points

#100

I Didn't Notice That My Glove Broke While Dying My Friend's Hair And Now My Hands Are Stained

Final score:

42points

POST

Lily Langtry 4 years ago

That looks cool!

33points

#101

My Poor Girlfriend Wakes Up To Her Laptop With A Hot Iron On Top Of It Courtesy Of Her Brother

Final score:

41points

POST

Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

That seems intentional

20points

#102

This Is The One Thing I Am Most Worried About Before Getting On A Plane

Final score:

41points

POST

Pseudo Puppy 4 years ago

cabin crew really need to stop people from doing this. :(

26points

#103

To Enjoy That Sunny Mid-January Weather

Final score:

41points

POST

Keisha Washington 4 years ago

It could have been much worse

10points

#104

That Feeling When You Have A Good Clear Out And All You've Got To Do Is Put The Rubbish In The Bin... Well I Had That Feeling Until I Got To The Stairs And The Handle Snapped

Final score:

41points

POST

Danieletc 4 years ago

Uh... bin there, done that?

27points

#105

Stray Bullet Landed On A Solar Panel I Just Installed

Final score:

41points

POST

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Because stray bullets are normal in any civilised country.

55points

#106

The Handle Of My Serving Spoon Snapped. Turns Out The Handle Was Full Of Sand And It Ruined My Delicious Turkey Stuffing Leftovers

Final score:

41points

POST

Delgada 4 years ago

Utensils are often filled with sand. Most chefs knives, too. It's for proper balance.

19points

#107

I Dunno Why My Friend Did This, I Just Thought It Would Fit Here

Final score:

40points

POST

BusLady 4 years ago

That's one tough lolly!

5points

#108

Dropped My Credit Card In A Public Toilet. While It Had A Stranger's Pee In It

Final score:

40points

POST

Ale_Vidal23 4 years ago

well, the toilet isn't the best place to do cocaine, is it?

46points

#109

What Could Go Wrong If I Forget Sunscreen

Final score:

40points

POST

Michelle Muirhead 4 years ago

Ouch

12points

#110

Had Some Trouble With The Ketchup Dispenser At Work

Final score:

39points

POST

Stella Rose 4 years ago

mama...just killed a man...

23points

#111

Friggin Rock

Final score:

39points

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Dispatcherqueen 4 years ago

Thank goodness the glass stopped it from harming you. Could have been deadly.

24points

#112

Got Trapped In A Toilet In China With This Note On The Mirror. Found It Translates To "Please Do Not Lock The Door"

Final score:

39points

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European other 4 years ago

Well not much you can do if you can't read the language !

14points

#113

100 Yard Golf Shot Straight To The Face While Watching Sunset In Backyard Of Home On Golf Course

Final score:

39points

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Laura Zappenduster 4 years ago

ouch

12points

#114

Smelled Gas, Very Strong. Couldn't Locate. Called Emergency Number. Showed Up. Turned Out To Be A Safety Flyer In My Recyling That Had A Gas Smell "Sample" On It

Final score:

39points

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Foxxy 4 years ago

Here’s an interesting fact, Gas naturally doesn’t have a smell. They put an additive called mercaptan so that if there was a gas leak you would be able to smell it.

31points

#115

Got Home From Work Today. Realized I’ve Been Walking Around Meeting Clients With A Giant 6-7 In Rip In My Pants That No One Said Anything About. So I Figured The Internet Should Also Know

Final score:

38points

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Tristan McGill 4 years ago

perhaps they didn't notice?

15points

#116

Tried To Capture The Moment I Proposed To My Girlfriend This Weekend

Final score:

38points

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June Clavelle 4 years ago

The most important part was he captured her expression!

10points

#117

The Best Spot In The Parking Lot Is Empty For A Reason

Final score:

38points

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Cesar Grossmann 4 years ago

Nice car?

6points

#118

Came Home For A Week To Help My Parents Out With Some Yard Work. Turns Out, I Don’t Know What Poison Ivy Looks Like

Final score:

38points

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OLIVIA WESTON 4 years ago

why do your parents grow poison ivy?

9points

#119

Forgetting About Your Pizza For 8 Hours. Burnt So Bad It Looks Like A Double-Chocolate Brownie

Final score:

38points

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Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

Incredibly lucky that the entire kitchen didn't burn.

30points

#120

Damn You, Autocorrect

Final score:

37points

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A B C 4 years ago

Could we please stop censoring "bad" words? It takes all the fun out, and kids know these words anyways nowadays.

20points

#121

Dropped The Oil Filter In The Oil Pan While Changing It

Final score:

37points

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A B C 4 years ago

And that's why you work with your mouth closed, I guess. :D

5points

#122

Former One Direction Member Niall Horan Votes ‘No’ On A Fan’s Poll Whether She Should Date Him

Final score:

37points

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A B C 4 years ago

Whoops, off to the friendzone you go.

7points

#123

A Friend On IG Posted This To Their Story Yesterday

Final score:

37points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

I actually thought that was pollen before I scrolled down

5points

#124

My Wife Reminded Me Several Times To Put The Dog In His Kennel And I Did Not. He Promised He Would Be A Good Boy And He Was Not

Final score:

37points

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Bashicka 4 years ago

wanna see the dog's guilty face

17points

#125

I Met Adam Savage And Had Someone Take Our Picture

Final score:

37points

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Louise Stange-Wahl 4 years ago

Yeah that would be just my luck too.

4points

#126

It's Not What It Looks Like. It's A Smoothie

Final score:

36points

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Chris Watson 4 years ago

Sure it is

23points

#127

It Finally Happened To Me

Final score:

36points

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Giorgio Prodoti 4 years ago

do you like it spicey, don't you?

6points

#128

Just Had My Car Detailed And My Kid Was Sick

Final score:

36points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

Even the smirking face on the door is mocking you.

17points

#129

I’m Literally In A Bathroom Stall At Work Right Now Covered In Clown Paint And I Just Tried Wiping It Off And It's Not Coming Off

Final score:

35points

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Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

I'm thinking you should use some water and no, don't use the water from the stall that you're in.

10points

#130

Tried Recreating The Spider-Man Meme With A Panorama And Tripped On My Way To The Other Side

Final score:

35points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

Gives 'laughing at yourself' a whole new meaning.

17points

#131

Took My Truck In For An Alignment. I Think They Are Doing It Wrong

Final score:

35points

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European other 4 years ago

I think you are right

10points

#132

Time To Move, I Guess

Final score:

35points

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CherylTunt 4 years ago

It’s called a shop vac and lint roller

11points

#133

Came Back From Holidays To Find My Second Phone Like This

Final score:

34points

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DemPugs 4 years ago

Christ, surprised that thing didn't explode

20points

#134

My Steam Iron Wasnt Working Properly So I Decided To Run It With Vinegar, Thinking It Might Be Related To Calcium Deposits. Guess I Was Right

Final score:

34points

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Kim Bush 4 years ago

Just get a new iron

4points

#135

I Thought I Was Going To Die In A Playground

Final score:

33points

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Incognito 4 years ago

why the hell did you do that in the first place??!!!!

31points

#136

Before And After I ****** Up At Work

Final score:

32points

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Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

Did you cry? Did it help?

13points

#137

Only My Boyfriends Certification He Worked Months On. Thats All. Damn You USPS

Final score:

32points

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kAiTLyN 4 years ago

that delivery guy is a d**k

14points

#138

My Day

Final score:

32points

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Random Panda 4 years ago

Can someone explain how this is possible?

7points

#139

I Just Broke The Door Handle Of My Apartment And Cut Myself. I'm Also Locked In

Final score:

32points

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Geoffrey Holland 4 years ago

You can still turn what's left of the handle and you can use a key in the lock.

16points

#140

Had To Check If There Was Pressure In The Pipe. Well Yes, There Was. P.S. It's Black Carpaint

Final score:

32points

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Keisha Washington 4 years ago

You literally could have put your eye out

3points

#141

"Bet I Can Make It Across"

Final score:

32points

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Daniel Wang 4 years ago

these people are bitchs

5points

#142

We Didn’t Have The Heart To Tell Him

Final score:

32points

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Chicka Chicka 4 years ago

Yes, no heart in fact, haha how mean to let him have toilet paper hanging off all day

31points

#143

First Night In The New House And My Wife Cooks A Plastic Bag On The Brand New Stove

Final score:

32points

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Martti Laurson 4 years ago

That is the reason induction stove is the best. No accidental melting of anything.

8points

#144

I Went To Give An Important Presentation And This Happened

Final score:

31points

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Monday 4 years ago

Play it off like it's just a cool pattern.

10points

#145

The Oculus Quest Apparently Doubles As A $400 Dog Treat

Final score:

31points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

"Now you have to spend time with me!"

17points

#146

Cringe For Me And The Amount Of Customers Who Likely Saw This Today

I totally forgot that having ‘now playing’ as a face on your Apple Watch isn’t just for music, but just the last ‘media’ you might have watched that day. It’s the new watch, too, the one that doesn’t turn off the screen.

BalboBigggins Report

Final score:

31points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

that me me laugh more than it should :-)

6points

#147

When Class Is Canceled And I’m The Only One To Not Read The Email And Show Up

Final score:

31points

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A Rose Among Thorns 4 years ago

Yes i suppose

7points

#148

The Way She Turns Around In Horror

Final score:

30points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

Exactly what was she doing there? That doesn't look like paper mache.

9points

#149

Received This Text Yesterday While Eating Our Last Nectarine. My Husband Also Hates Tomatoes

Final score:

29points

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Emma B 4 years ago

If you both hate tomatoes, why are they in your house?

11points

#150

Parking A Car For Days Illegally Under A Tree Full Of Egrets And Herons

Final score:

28points

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Incognito 4 years ago

serves them right.

17points

#151

Stitch UPS

Final score:

28points

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Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

Bragging rights!

8points

#152

Who Dis

Final score:

28points

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Random Panda 4 years ago

I don't see the issue here, it's a chat message so it's pretty normal to receive an odd response. They should have introduced themselves first thing. It's weird to me they didn't call for the interview, but texted her.

25points