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#2

Lit A Match To Light A Candle On The Toilet. Flew Out Of My Hand And Landed In My Underwear While Burning

I simultaneously knocked the candle off the counter in a panic and it shattered all over the floor while my underwear caught fire.

gypsypanthr Report

Final score:

613points

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JuJu 3 years ago

This is epic

278points

Dealing with unexpected situations can be tricky. And not just in terms of the money needed to clean up the mess. "Some degree of anxiety is normal and even necessary," Dr. Ann Epstein, a psychiatrist at Harvard-affiliated Cambridge Health Alliance and medical editor of the Harvard Special Health Report Coping with Anxiety and Stress, said.

"Anxiety signals to us that something is awry or might need our attention. However, you don't want the response to become exaggerated or to dominate your life," Epstein explained. Good coping mechanisms for stress and anxiety can help you get through turbulent times.

#3

Mistakes Were Made In The Media

Final score:

576points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

We apologise for any defense.. Oops

123points

#4

I Think My Dad Regrets His Decision To Clean The Gutters With A Leaf Blower

Final score:

561points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

I bet he thought he was a genius when he came up with the idea.

205points

#5

Thats What You Get For Being Nice To A gags Landlord

Thats What You Get For Being Nice To A *gags* Landlord

Final score:

551points

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But Vanessa Bohns, an Associate Professor of Organizational Behavior at Cornell University and the author of the forthcoming book 'You Have More Influence Than You Think,’ had some good news for us. In an earlier Bored Panda interview, she said that being embarrassed (and not hiding it!) can actually help us connect with other people. Hopefully, it’ll convince you to embrace blushing, feeling embarrassed, and being in awkward situations.

“Displaying signs of mild embarrassment can actually be socially constructive and make people feel more sympathetic towards you in the face of your faux pas,” Vanessa explained.

#6

At Least He Left A Note There

Final score:

550points

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

that is very kind

259points

#7

Yesterday Our Neighbor's 80' Locust Tree Gave Us Some Live Edge Skylights, A Great View Of The Stars, And That Rainforest Cafe Atmosphere That Our Living Room Had Just Always Been Missing

No injuries, dogs pissed the bed, life goes on.

Bloomshockalocka Report

Final score:

547points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

Hahaha, dogs pissed the bed! So would I.

215points

#8

I Can't Find The Culprit That Left This In My House

Final score:

538points

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troufaki13 3 years ago

Oh sh!t!!

230points

“I don’t necessarily think you need to take pains to hide it,” Vanessa added that we ought to avoid running away from our embarrassment or pretending that we’re not feeling like we’re feeling.

However, there is something that we should be aware of and that’s not letting our embarrassment turn to shame. A healthy dose of blushing and awkward mumbling is one thing, but deep-seated shame is problematic in the long run.

#9

In-Laws Invited Us Over For Dinner. It Was A Trap

Final score:

530points

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QueenMiri 3 years ago

Just leave

149points

#10

I’m An Idiot And My Wife Won’t Stop Laughing At Me

Final score:

510points

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SealOfDisapproval 3 years ago

I'm laughing at you too. While thinking "Don't laugh, that could easily have been you".

209points

#11

Schrodinger's Baby

Final score:

506points

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

Hey I'm not good at tests either but failing a pregnancy test that's a first😅😅😅

319points

#12

Is It Funnier Knowing That These Are Antidepressants?

Final score:

504points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

Yes.

252points

“What you want to be careful not to do is to let embarrassment morph into the more destructive self-conscious emotion of shame, where you feel so badly about a minor mistake that you start to think there is something wrong with you and feel the need to completely disappear and hide away yourself,” Vanessa said.

Hopefully, this list will convince you to embrace blushing and climb out of awkward situations with stronger interpersonal connections!

#13

I Think My Attempt At Growing Tomatoes Turn Out Rather Well

Final score:

499points

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Anna Snorrepot 3 years ago

piece of art! look how happy it is

175points

#14

I Took Some Aspirin When I Was Tired Really Late At Night. I Realized An Hour Later That What I Took Was Not Aspirin

Final score:

496points

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JuJu 3 years ago

Your Aspirin is orange?

137points

#15

You Are Not Going To Believe What Happened While You Were Gone

Final score:

475points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

That’s a very, very anxious dog who needs to be kept busy or kept with you.

344points

#16

Results From An Allergy Test - My Body Reacts To Every Type Of Local Allergen

Final score:

463points

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago (edited)

or to the needle/scraper itself

220points

#17

My Boss's Secretary Quit This Morning After Delivering Breakfast

Final score:

462points

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James016 3 years ago

Savage

216points

#18

I Chewed On It Twice Thinking It Was A Clove Of Garlic Before I Made The Horrific Realization It Was A Fingernail

Final score:

459points

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Mii 3 years ago

Ewww🤮

381points

#19

“I Think I Left A Window Open Last Night, Not Sure”

Final score:

450points

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Jody Brown 3 years ago

Colossal Deity Dandruff attack

108points

#20

In Ten Seconds I'm Going To Discover The Value Of Lifejackets And Renter's Insurance

Final score:

449points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

That must be horrible to see. I would totally lose it. Aaaw those poor people.

214points

#21

Slipped In The Shower, Landed On The Toilet

Final score:

442points

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JuJu 3 years ago

Final destination

158points

#22

The Diamond In My Ring Fell Out Today. It Came With A 10-Year Workmanship Guarantee. Yesterday Was Our 10th Wedding Anniversary

Final score:

434points

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troufaki13 3 years ago

It's like they're programmed to break as soon as the guarantee expires!

248points

#23

In 2003, A Technician Forgot To Log That He Had Removed 24 Bolts During The Maintenance Of The Noaa-19 Satellite, Causing The Satellite To Fall Over And Costing $135,000,000 In Damages

Final score:

411points

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Sanni Salo 3 years ago

oops

142points

#24

Today’s My Birthday. No One Could Make It Over For Pizza And Games, The Power Went Out And I Twisted My Ankle Because I Couldn’t See Coming Down The Stairs

It’ll be me, the guitar, and some tears tonight. Happy 20th to me!

dekusoup Report

Final score:

410points

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Riverina 3 years ago

Happy belated birthday!

135points

#25

A Bird Pooped In The Open Mouth Piece Of My Coffee

Final score:

408points

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HardTruths 3 years ago

Maybe you should go buy lottery pronto....

174points

#26

Someone At My Stepdad's Work Put Dry Ice In The Toilet By Mistake

Final score:

402points

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Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

"by mistake".

628points

#27

Kids Learned A Couple New Words Today

Final score:

390points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

Darn, Thang, Gosh?

147points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

It's important to teach them grammar and precision too, and composure and observation. So say: "Ah, the f***ing f***er is f***ing f***ed". Other teachable words: Widget, thingymajiggy, nub, sticky-out-bit.

40points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

My granddad: "Everything for you, sweet Jesus."

9points

Robert T 3 years ago

More likely to be the scene out of Four Weddings and a Funeral. F f f f f s f f f!

4points

Jill 3 years ago

Ohhh....fuuuuuuuudggge! or suuuuuugar. That was always how my grandma swore and now I do the same.

3points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

F**k f**k ffs!

3points

Adam Brown 3 years ago (edited)

no, it was "F*CK MY LIFE!"

2points

Penelope Andrews 3 years ago

if they are Canadian.. we might add a few drats and boogers to it.. but that really rots eh?

2points

Potter Jackson fan 3 years ago

"Gosh, darn it!"

1point

lol idk 3 years ago

let us hope

1point

Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago

More like "Are you f*****g kidding me? S**t f**k damn"!

0points

CARMEN FLORES 3 years ago

Gee whiz maybe?

0points

yeciye 3 years ago

Mother forking shirt balls!

17points

Julia Larsson 3 years ago

Love that show

1point

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memyselfandI 3 years ago

Hey, at least you can still get into the car on the other side, and it’s easily fixable. We went on a camping trip a month or so ago and on the first day someone tried to drill out our lock and then shattered the window and stole two very expensive backpacks. The lock still hasn’t been fixed, but it gets worse — we were in bear country and the vehicle was supposed to be the bear locker… really glad there was an auto shop that would come to us. What a way to start a trip, thanks Jerkbutt.

8points

Paul C. 3 years ago

Oh, bother!

6points

Mark Melton 3 years ago

Did they hear you discussing those " sunny beaches" in Florida?

6points

IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago (edited)

Last week my brother and niece were over and he was driving our car when he was cut off by another driver. He lives in Spain and has a Spanish daughter. He swore at the driver in English. Now his daughter knows how to swear in 2 languages.

5points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

What make and model?

2points

Id row 3 years ago

That is some cheap craftsmanship.

2points

Big Blue Cat 3 years ago

Gosh darned! Is that car made of same plastic as disposable spoons?

2points

Grant Barlow 3 years ago

*Cuss word song plays*

2points

Ashley 3 years ago

Three variants of the f word

2points

BasedWang 3 years ago

My pops: You f*****g son of a bitch whore!

2points

Full Name 3 years ago

My father always used to say "son of a b*tchin' bastard!". Still to this day I've never heard anyone else ever say that. Lol.

2points

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Wonderful 3 years ago

This has happened to my lemon of a car twice now. Also it's only external lock is on the driver side door so you can't get in the car at all if the handle breaks off. The last time it happens my husband had turned the car on to defrost and got out to grab something inside. Comes back to the car to get in and the handle comes off while the car is still running. Fun times...

1point

Brooklyn 3 years ago

I hate when parents are so quick to blame their kids😔🤦‍♀️

1point

Annabella 3 years ago

I’ve done that before it’s an easy fix

1point

Damon Hill 3 years ago

Miss the old cars that were made of metal instead of CPS?

1point

Linnea Ellinor 3 years ago

Volvo?

1point

Tarryn Louise 3 years ago

Oh golly golly gosh gee wizz!!!

1point

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

Hopefully 'of' was one of them.

1point

Sandra Sawyer 3 years ago

My guess is it's a Toyota van...mine did the same thing on both sides.

1point

Bryn 3 years ago

This happened when I was babysitting. It was starting to come off, so I told people to be careful. I hear a SNAP, and the kid walks up with the handle in his hand and a horrified expression on his face.

1point

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

Gorilla glue to the rescue

1point

Joy 3 years ago

Mathafugging gunt.

1point

Flufflefox 3 years ago

Oh jeepers.

1point

Mazer 3 years ago

New anti theft device

1point

Shelli Aderman 3 years ago

Honey Sugar Iced Tea… 🍯🍭🧊🧋

1point

slay_potato 3 days ago

Holy forking shirt balls?

0points

Bobby 2 years ago

Duck, Pitch, Custard etc.

0points

O.M.Miki 2 years ago

fub,ship.summmabit

0points

Tim 2 years ago

Fiddeldy dee!

0points

Phoebe Tang Tung 2 years ago

uh oh

0points

LeeAnne B 2 years ago

I'm sure it wasn't the first time they heard those words.

0points

Odin Blue 2 years ago

Aww baby first words the words he learned are aw sh*t

0points

Tobias the Tiger 2 years ago

My mom did this the other day. At least it was one of the back doors that none of us really get into, but I distinctly remember hearing the clatter, a few seconds of silence from her, and finally "Well, okay then."

0points

Joyce Brazel 3 years ago

NEVER BUY A CHEVY.

0points

Kim St 3 years ago

ooooh man

0points

Nola Dorothy 3 years ago

Bother, blast.

0points

backatya 3 years ago

Made in china - super glue it

0points

MarsFKA 3 years ago

Ford?

0points

Robert Bois le Duc 3 years ago

How they swear in cartoons : "Sufferin' succotash, sufferin' sassafras !"

0points

Steven Meyer 3 years ago

That’s the problem with todays crappy cars- made of cheap materials

0points

Caroline Overill 3 years ago

As they used to say in England " I say what a frightfully bad show."

0points

#28

-25 Outside. Heavy Grocery Bag. No Gloves. Long Reunion/Chat With Old Friend In Parking Lot. Gravity

Final score:

389points

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QueenMiri 3 years ago

Ouch. So much ouch. 😖

134points

#29

My Neighbors Had A Party Last Night. That’s My Trampoline

Final score:

387points

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JuJu 3 years ago

How?

203points

#30

Went Down To The Basement To Do Laundry

Final score:

387points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Get out and stay out.

155points

#31

My Toddler And I Walked To The Park. Just To Find That The Whole Playground Has Been Removed

Final score:

386points

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QueenMiri 3 years ago

Sad. Why.

171points

#32

I’m Being Overcharged By Insurance After My Daughter Was Born. This Is The Pile Of Mail I Have To Go Through To Prove They’re Ripping Me Off. Pear For Scale

Final score:

382points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

We all know that the USA hospitals overcharge but insurance too?

200points

#33

That Time I Went To London And Finally Got To See Big Ben

Final score:

377points

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yeciye 3 years ago

Now go to Paris, see Notre Dame.

275points

#34

Tried To Buzzcut My Hair Because All The Barbers Were Closed, Clipper Called It Quits Halfway Through. 4 Days Until My Amazon One Arrives

Final score:

367points

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Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

Wear cap. Ask neighbours.

145points

#35

I Now Remember That Yesterday I Wanted A Cool Soda

Final score:

366points

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Sue Hazlewood 3 years ago

Did that with a bright pink one - at work. LOL

81points

#36

Turned On The Wrong Burner And Then Grabbed A Metal Bowl That Was Sitting Above The Flame. Ouch. Yup. Those Are Blisters

Final score:

363points

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Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Quick, commit some crimes while you have no fingerprints!

316points

#37

Cars After Freezing Rain In Vladivostok, Russia

Final score:

358points

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Lowell B 3 years ago

Looks almost like a photo filter. Cool.

103points

#38

GF And I Have Covid. Heater Went Out, Technician Can't Come Out Due To Quarantine. Decided To Try And Fix It Myself

Tripped over a pipe and fell through the ceiling. Does anyone need a handyman?

Kidw0nder Report

Final score:

350points

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Rissie 3 years ago

Build houses, not cardboard boxes

14points

#39

Ordered A New Chlorinator For The Pool, The Instructions Came On VHS

Final score:

349points

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Marta 3 years ago

Not-so-new water pool care system ;)

127points

#40

We Heard Crash In The Middle Of The Night - Though That Was A Thief But It Was This

Final score:

345points

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

A suicide in the kitchen.....

90points

#41

Mistakes Were Made

Final score:

340points

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Vasana Phong 3 years ago

Easy fix, toothpaste stays on sink, cream in medicine cabinet

154points

#42

I Think I’m Going To Need A Bigger Bucket

Final score:

339points

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Ginny Weasly 3 years ago

Nah, your house seems big enough.

143points

#43

I Have Two Outlets In My House That Don't Work. Purchased 2 New Outlets To Replace Them. Turns Out There Are No Wires To Connect Them To

Final score:

334points

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troufaki13 3 years ago

The sockets are shocked too!

247points

#44

“2021 Dad Of The Year” Ladies And Gentlemen. I Told Her To Shower, Instead Of Rinse Her Hair Out, Right After Dying It

Final score:

324points

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June 3 years ago

Congratulations! You are now the proud dad of a smurf!

233points

#45

I Forgot The Pepsi Was In The Back Of My Car, And It Was -16 Fahrenheit Night Before Last

Final score:

319points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

It never occurred to me that it gets so cold in some countries that this happens!

97points

#46

I Did Not Look Closely Enough At That Label

Final score:

311points

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YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

In Sweden (Denmark's neighbor) LUR means to fool someone. So I guess they're good at something then.

113points

#47

Bottle Of Sweet & Sour Sauce Exploded In My Bag

Final score:

306points

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beastmachine. 3 years ago

Spicy airpods!

86points

#48

Amazon Speedy Delivery, Right To Your Living Room

Final score:

300points

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beastmachine. 3 years ago

So do you keep the van or return it?

167points

#49

Somehow Chucked A Dirty Nappy In The Washing Machine This Morning

Final score:

298points

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SentimentAndBadJokes 3 years ago

That's a crappy situation :O

180points

#50

So How Is Your Morning Going?

Final score:

288points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

You want some egg with your salt?

180points

#51

When You've Been Looking Forward To A Reese's All Day But Then You Open One Up And Find A Worm In It

Final score:

286points

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F. H. 3 years ago

Flour moths, they get into everything. Plastic wrappers or screwed-on lids don't keep them out.

132points

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#52

UPS Delivered My New Monitor Today By Dropping It Over A 7 Ft Spiked Wall

Final score:

103points

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Jody Brown 3 years ago

Woo Hoo! 57 monitors for the price of one!

45points

#53

A Seagull Somehow Managed To Poop Directly Into My GF's Ear While She Was Walking

Final score:

102points

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Ginny Weasly 3 years ago

Ew ew ew ew ew

46points

#54

So Part Of The Automated Chicken Feeding System Broke Today

Final score:

100points

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JuJu 3 years ago

How many chicken are under it?

71points

#55

I Dropped My Nearly Full Vial Of Insulin On The Floor And It Broke. I Have A Spare But That’s 60+ Bucks I’ll Never Get Back

Final score:

99points

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QueenMiri 3 years ago

I am sorry that happened.

54points

#56

Currently Stuck In An Elevator In My Apartment Building, Was Told About 40 Minutes Until The Tech Arrives And I Have To Pee

Final score:

98points

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Mark Melton 3 years ago

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do......

26points

#57

This Pillar Was Straight Last Week. This Is The First Floor Of A Seven-Floor Building

Final score:

98points

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mcborge1 3 years ago

Let's work outside today.. maybe three blocks away!

55points

#58

I Think I Need To Find A New Barber

Final score:

97points

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Mandy Renn 3 years ago

Vulcan?

18points

#59

The Box Said 3000 Pieces. A Week Of Quarantine Tells Me It's 2999

Final score:

97points

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Michelle M 3 years ago

The horror

33points

#60

See Those Eggs? They Are Supposed To Be In The Pies. I Made Two Hot Oily Chocolate Garbage Circles

Final score:

96points

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Hańka 3 years ago

But they still look tasty!

20points

#61

Anyone Else Have To Remove Their Washer Agitator Because They Washed A New Box Of Staples, Or Is It Just Me?

Final score:

95points

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Ginny Weasly 3 years ago

Just you

40points

#62

Been Waiting 6 Weeks For A Rather Expensive Toilet So We Can Fit It At A Client's House, It Has Finally Arrived

Final score:

94points

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Aksa 3 years ago

Ikea?

57points

#63

Someone Managed To Lose Their New Box Of Lost-Item Trackers

Final score:

94points

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Ginny Weasly 3 years ago

Hm. Should have put a tracker on it

29points

#64

My Mother Took Up A Hair Cutting Course 9 Years Ago. With Just Little Practice She Confidently Lured My Brother In For A Haircut

Final score:

94points

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Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

Just slick it back, might look badass. Or not.

27points

#65

My Boyfriend Wanted To Take A Picture Of That Glass Of Wine, Then My Dog Showed Up In My Window And Did This

Final score:

92points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

Doggie has a cute face.

40points

#66

Walked Into The Chiro For Minor Back Pain, Left In A Wheelchair Straight To The ER With Paralyzing Sciatic Nerve Pain

Final score:

92points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

Currently going through sciatica. F ucking horrendous. The pain is relentless and excruciating and impossible to ignore. It’s like being stabbed in your buttock. Trying to walk is a mammoth task and everyday chores, washing up etc are Sisyphean tasks.

44points

#67

Mother Nature Decided That This BMW Should Be A Convertible

Final score:

91points

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Mark Melton 3 years ago

Best use of a BMW yet....... Log cushion!

3points

#68

Someone's Nail Got Stuck In The Elevator Button

Final score:

91points

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SentimentAndBadJokes 3 years ago

That would make me go lol and ew equally...

58points

#69

Wife Sent Me To The Store For Sugar On My Way Home And I Didn't Realize What Happened Until I Went To Put It In The Trunk

Final score:

90points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

That's one sweet ride

29points

#70

Person Fined For Speeding While Their Car Was Being Towed

Final score:

89points

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Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Easily contested

31points

#71

Before And After Of My Uninsured Femur Break

Final score:

88points

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Mark Melton 3 years ago

And we dumb Americans keep on voting against our own best interests. Health care in a first world country is a human right, not a chance to profit. You sick pervs.

132points

#72

I'm Starting To Think This View Isn't Worth Golfers Aiming Directly At Our Homes

Final score:

87points

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Rissie 3 years ago

Have the club pay for a.solution. whether it be nets or something to protect the glass more directly.

59points

#73

My House Just Fell On My Car

Final score:

87points

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beastmachine. 3 years ago

Now I don't know what's more sad

21points

#74

My Dad’s Decided To Grow Tomatoes This Year, Here Is The Harvest

Final score:

87points

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Lara Verne 3 years ago

.My tomatoes were bigger, but rotten before they were ripe.

21points

#75

Dogs Locked Us Out Of The Car While Evacuating Hurricane Ida

Final score:

84points

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Sue Bradley 3 years ago

People don't mean too!!! In this situation ie a hurricane coming, I think I'd be a bit stressed & in a panic :(

22points

#76

Friend Bought A New $500 Speaker Today, Tripped On The Stairs 4 Stories Up While Carrying It Above His Head

Final score:

83points

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Sakib sarar Ananda 3 years ago

Those stairs sure look trippy..

13points

#77

Main Water Valve Was Not Shut Off For The Winter In A Cabin

Final score:

83points

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deathrose 3 years ago

Is.... is it frozen?

28points

#78

My Sunflower In The Front Of My House Finally Bloomed For The World To See

Final score:

82points

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troufaki13 3 years ago

Awww it's shy...! ^.^

66points

#79

Ordered Pizza Online And Went To Pick It Up

Final score:

81points

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Cecilia Herrera 3 years ago

Sorry about your order, but can you imagine what poor management those employees endured, before the whole group quit?

62points

#80

Finished Sorting My Cards! And Then I Fell

Final score:

81points

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Bob Builder 3 years ago

I don't have anyone to play MTG with me anymore 😭

14points

#81

I Was Eating A Bag Of Sour Gushers And There Was An Eye Contact Inside Of The Bag. Didn’t Realize Until I Was Chewing On It

Final score:

79points

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Anna Snorrepot 3 years ago

the better to see you with, dear.

23points

#82

Thieves Stole My Steering Wheel, Now I Can Only Drive Straight

Final score:

78points

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leloo 3 years ago

The same happened to my son in Praque to his BMW years ago.

9points

#83

5-Year-Old Opened The Perler Beads Upside Down

Final score:

77points

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Lila Launehase 3 years ago

Perfect! Now you can keep them busy for the next few hours :D Let them put it back in the container.

62points

#84

My Most Useful Little Kitchen Knife Went To The Great Drawer In The Sky Today After 18 Years Stalwart Service

Final score:

77points

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Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

Oh no! Give it a good farewell.

21points

#85

When You Live In Svalbard, Norway And Forget To Close The Window To The Home Office

Final score:

76points

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Corgi 3 years ago

When Elsa casually walks into the office and farts

51points

#86

I Have To Untangle This At Work

Final score:

76points

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Claire Jones 3 years ago

I loved doing this kind of thing when I worked at a jewellers, found it quite therapeutic

59points

#87

Phone Slipped Out Of My Pocket While Go Karting And Became Wedged Under The Kart. This Is What I Found At The End Of The Lap

Final score:

75points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

On the plus side: scammers will have a hard time getting in touch with you.

24points

#88

Got Some Dredlocks In My Coke At The Ballgame

Final score:

75points

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Cecilia Herrera 3 years ago

They were thirsty.

25points

#89

Son Decided To Swallow A Nickel And Turn $0.05 Into $4400.00

Final score:

75points

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Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

44.000$???? Did they fly him around the world and had Metallica playing live in the OR?

57points

#90

I Guess I Found The Weight Limit Of A Trash Bag. That’s Cat Litter

Final score:

74points

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Robin Roper 3 years ago

You need to clean the cat litter far more frequently - that is disgusting and unhealthy for your cat/s.

61points

#91

Candle Was Super Fragrant Last Night. Now I Know Why

Final score:

73points

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QueenMiri 3 years ago

OK, why put it under a TV?

66points

#92

My Front Yard 12 Hours Ago

Final score:

73points

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Michelle M 3 years ago

I want to be like this guy whenever life gives me a lemon.

23points

#93

Craving Pizza But Convinced Myself To Get Groceries And Make A Healthy Dinner Instead. Why Do I Even Try?

Final score:

72points

POST

Eppe 3 years ago

Avocados are fickle bastards

41points

#94

We Left 7 Months Ago. Came Back To This. Upstairs Neighbor Had A Leak And Never Fixed It

Final score:

71points

POST

Caro Caro 3 years ago

So I'm thinking the upstairs neighbour will receive the bill?

29points

#95

In Celebration Of New Year, People Like To Shoot Bullets Into The Air In Pakistan. One Managed To Go Through My Window

Final score:

69points

POST

troufaki13 3 years ago

They have this stupid tradition in certain parts of Greece, shooting bullets in the air for celebrations. Weddings, baptisms, their team winning, whatever... People have died because of this, but they just won't stop... :(

66points

#96

Every Year On This Day, I Get This Memory Of The Closest I'll Ever Get To Winning The Lotto

Final score:

69points

POST

BlackestDawn 3 years ago

Statistically speaking it doesn't matter if you are 1 off or a 100 off, it's the same difference in terms of chance. Feeling like you were "close to winning" just because the numbers are 1 or 2 off is purely a mental construct since you were -from a statistical standpoint- equally close as anyone else who didn't win.

25points

#97

Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

Final score:

68points

POST

Lara Verne 3 years ago

That sucks

22points

#98

I Guess You Could Say My Shift Wasn’t Too Much Fun Today

Final score:

67points

POST

JuJu 3 years ago

Looks like it's just returned empties

26points

#99

For Sale! 2001 Honda Civic, Great Condition. I Hope

Final score:

67points

POST

Lee Macro 3 years ago

Free build your own snowman with purchase

15points

#100

Never Broke A Phone Before In My Life, First Day I Get My New One With No Insurance I Drop It 4 Feet And This Happens

Final score:

66points

POST

beastmachine. 3 years ago

The Dongle Co. is also known as The Expensive Repairs Co.

10points

#101

Tire Blew Out On The Way To Work. Not A Problem, I’ve Got A Spare. Nope. Spare Gave Out Too

Final score:

65points

POST

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Do you ever check your tyre pressures??

3points

#102

I Just Managed To Take A Pic Of My Life

Final score:

65points

POST

kaylynn L 3 years ago

Awww nuts!

13points

#103

Anyone Lose Their Boat On I90?

Final score:

65points

POST

PandaGoPanda 3 years ago

Clearly had been being towed by a driver who doesn't check their rear view mirror often enough

5points

#104

One Shoe Fell Apart On My Way To Work And After I Fixed It With A Rubber Band, I Tempted Faith By Walking Home From Work And This Happened

Final score:

64points

POST

Victor Botha 3 years ago

Tempted fate not faith

28points

#105

Haven’t Driven My Car Since I Last Got Groceries. Found The Missing Milk Under The Seat, It Rotted For Several Days

Final score:

64points

POST

Onur Durak 3 years ago

i can smell this picture

48points

#106

Selling Sliding Glass Door, Some Assembly Required

Final score:

61points

POST

fire bug 3 years ago

The new IKEA door.

14points

#107

Bought The Pokeball Plus Today. Excited To Use It, But Came Home To My Dog Chewing It Up

Final score:

61points

POST

QueenMiri 3 years ago

Well, if you left it laying around.. This is what you get when you have pets.

22points

#108

Spent 6€ Trying To Make These Things Fall. Only Got A Pic Of This Postmodern Sculpture And No Food Or Drink

Final score:

61points

POST

oli 3 years ago

Shake shake baby!

19points

#109

I Don't Think I Had To Wash That

Final score:

60points

POST

Kira Okah 3 years ago

Found it!

24points

#110

Broke My Foot In Cancun, First Day Of My Honeymoon

Final score:

60points

POST

Something Different 3 years ago

got a little ~too~ frisky

4points

#111

Got To My Apartment From Work During A Rainy Day To Find A Roof Leak Right Over My Laptop

Final score:

59points

POST

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

That should just wipe off, it's only on the lid

16points

#112

Ordered My Kid A 6 Piece Nugget Meal, This Is What He Got In His Nugget Box

Final score:

58points

POST

Brihat A. 3 years ago

lol cant stop laughing

20points

flippity_dippity_doo Report

#113

First Night Of Vacation And We Go To Pull Out The Sofa Bed For The Kids, Hear A Loud Crunching Sound

Son’s iPhone fell between the cushions and got caught in hinges of bed frame.

Final score:

58points

POST

olivier FRESSE 3 years ago

That's why foldable phone are not easy to make...

1point

#114

Bought A "Brand New" Jacket Online. Found This Inside The Pocket

Final score:

58points

POST

Mystery Egg 3 years ago

At least you have their ID so you can post it back to them

21points

#115

Someone Locked My Bike With Their Own Bike Lock

Final score:

58points

POST

ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

..and later on the guy comes back to steal your bike

29points

#116

48-Year-Old Hubby Was So Excited To Get His One Wheel Yesterday. 24 Hours Later, His Foot Is In A Cast

Final score:

56points

POST

Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

Reminds me of when my daughter got a scooter and the first time she rode it she broke her leg. Snapped her tibia clean in half. And she didn't even have a terrible fall or anything, she just lost her balance and landed on her leg wrong.

13points

#117

Late For Work. Shut The Fridge Door Too Hard. Knocked Wine Bottle Off The Fridge. Hit My Coffee. Bad Morning

Final score:

56points

POST

Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

Jackson Pollok sends his regards.

23points

#118

Boyfriend Tried To Wash A Down Pillow

Final score:

56points

POST

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Down pillows can be washed (I've done it), but there are rules.

20points

#119

Found A Bed Bug In The Hotel We're Staying At

Final score:

56points

POST

Caro Caro 3 years ago

Grab manager by the ear, drag her/him to your room and demand a clean room or just leave.

24points

#120

Anyone Know How To Jailbreak A TV?

Final score:

55points

POST

mcborge1 3 years ago

Lol.

8points

#121

Charging My JBL Speaker Before Leaving On A Beach Trip When It Blew Up

Final score:

55points

POST

Debbie 3 years ago

At least the house is still there.

15points

#122

My Pizza Stone Cracked After 12 Years Of Use. Devastated

Final score:

54points

POST

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Compared to most these posts, this is M-I-N-O-R

28points

#123

Thinking About Burritos All Day. Come Home From Work And Microwave My Last One. Completely Hollow

Final score:

53points

POST

Mystery Egg 3 years ago

javascript:void(0);well, you are supposed to fill them with stuff aren't you

4points

#124

First Winter At My First Bought House

Final score:

53points

POST

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

That timber looks rotten, should have been noticed before

14points

#125

My Delicious Chicken Sandwich From Wendy’s

Final score:

53points

POST

troufaki13 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure this is attempted murder

40points

#126

$400 Window Replacement To Steal A Pair Of $20 Headphones I Found At Goodwill

Final score:

53points

POST

mcborge1 3 years ago (edited)

A thief won't know the value of your stuff until after they've broken the window. Never leave your stuff on show in a car.

26points

#127

Waited Five Years For This Cactus To Bloom. Leaving For A Five-Day Trip, I Noticed This

Final score:

53points

POST

mcborge1 3 years ago

Get a mini cam and set it to time laps.

25points

#128

No Caramel For My Ice Cream I Guess

Final score:

52points

POST

QueenMiri 3 years ago

Ew

28points

#129

What's The Worst Thing To Find After You Took The Last Batch Of Cookies Out? The Real Cinnamon

Final score:

52points

POST

Losferatu 3 years ago

You had it cumin.

53points

#130

Boyfriend Decided To Try Out A New Hairdresser

Final score:

52points

POST

Hotdogking 3 years ago

Ao else reminded of Will Byers from Stranger Things

19points

#131

Always A Fun When You’re In A Rush And Clean Jeans Are Mythical Creatures In My Flat

Final score:

50points

POST

Anni 3 years ago

The upside is that this happened at home!

31points

#132

My Left AirPod Fell In The Oven And I Didn’t Notice Until Well Baked 20 Minutes Afterwards

Final score:

50points

POST

Chich 3 years ago

Looks like it is telling an off colour joke to the other one.

32points

#133

My Pork Ribs Dinner. Unsure If Stress Causes Short Term Memory Loss But I Put Ribs On, Logged Into Work And Here We Are Two Hours Later With Grill At Full Blast

Final score:

50points

POST

oli 3 years ago

I guess crispy?

14points

#134

Sitting Here For Over An Hour Waiting To Be Interviewed

Final score:

49points

POST

Mystery Egg 3 years ago

Sign of a bad employer. I'd walk out.

57points

#135

I Wore Shorts To Work Last Night Because It Was 75 Degrees Out, This Is What It Looked Like Outside This Morning After My Shift

Final score:

49points

POST

mcborge1 3 years ago

Where does your weather think it is the UK!

19points

#136

How Do You Guys Like My New Shower?

Final score:

48points

POST

Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Looking sharp!

25points

#137

I Didn’t Order Doordash. Looks Like Someone Didn’t Get Their Food From Last Night, Or Maybe From A Few Days Ago. I Haven’t Been Outside In Four Days

Final score:

48points

POST

Marcellus II 3 years ago

YOu live in a remarkably critter-free place then. Usually possums, raccoons, ferals, gulls, wasps, rats, ants, and other friends would be feasing.

1point

#138

Whole Foods Prime Delivery For My Mom's Birthday

Final score:

48points

POST

Denise VanBuren 3 years ago

Mom will understand

12points

#139

“We Sterilize Every Flight” But Apparently Do Not Remove Human Hair From A Cup Holder, Do We, Jetblue?

Final score:

45points

POST

Mia Hamsa 3 years ago

WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING IT?!

71points

#140

Unknown Insect Bite

Final score:

45points

POST

Not Proud British 3 years ago

Never mind the bite - what happened to your palm?

67points

#141

Stuck In An Elevator For Hours After Working A Long Shift At The Hospital

Final score:

44points

POST

Caro Caro 3 years ago

Not a "funny" bad day. Just a bad day.

13points

#142

Don’t Bring Lunch Tomorrow, We’re Treating All Staff Members To A Luncheon! This Is What We Were Served

Final score:

44points

POST

James016 3 years ago

What the hell is that?

16points

#143

Guess I'll Order Out Tonight

Final score:

44points

POST

Caro Caro 3 years ago

Parsley Sage Rosemary and DAMN

22points

#144

I Finally Got A Secondhand Laptop That Works Decently And I Slipped On The Charger And Dropped It Off The Bed. It Only Half Works Now

Final score:

43points

POST

Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

Replacement displays are not that expensive.

10points

#145

My Best Calligraphy Up To Now Is Misspelled

Final score:

43points

POST

LeeAnne B 3 years ago

Aw

10points

#146

Amazon Sent Me A Used Beats Headphone That Someone Swapped And Returned

Final score:

43points

POST

beastmachine. 3 years ago

Neither the box nor the product is Beats, is the guy himself trying to cheat the seller?

34points

#147

This Tire Was Almost Brand New, Too

Final score:

43points

POST

mcborge1 3 years ago

Did you come back to find it like this?.. it looks like it was done deliberately.

20points

#148

Local Wendy’s Meets Its End

Final score:

43points

POST

WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

The ones who didn't quit, just stopped showing up. Says a lot about how well employees were treated in that place.

18points

#149

Sunk My Four Wheeler While Looking For My Phone That Also Sunk

Final score:

42points

POST

WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

The whole story: "I was texting while driving and I let my phone slip. Instead of pulling over I thought that it was quite OK to search for the phone inside my car, so I didn't see that I was heading for the river. " Signed Florida Man

30points

#150

It’s 3:00am. Everyone’s Asleep And I’ve Been Trying To Get Out Of My Room For 30 Minutes

Final score:

41points

POST

over it already 3 years ago

Honestly, slide it back on, twist, and pull CAREFULLY (grab the door itself to pull if possible.) This is not inescapable.

18points

#151

Get All The Way To Work, Look Down And This Is What I See. I Work 1.5 Hours From Home, So I Can't Go Home And Change

Final score:

41points

POST

Patricia Murray 3 years ago

Nobody noticed. Did they? I've done this before. I've also shown up to work wearing my slippers (forgot to put on my shoes) and also once wearing just my slip. I forgot to put on my skirt. I my defense, I was late to work snd I had to steam iron the skirt I misted it and it Was hanging up Just forgot and walked out the door. When I got to work, got out of the car, that's when I realized what I had done.

27points

#152

First Day At Vacation And Our Half Of The Hotel Hasn’t Had Power. Guess Who Might Be Going Home Early?

Final score:

41points

POST

WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

It's your vacation. Go out, enjoy your stay in some bar. Who needs power in their hotel room when you're only there to sleep.

17points

#153

Was Pretty Excited That My Father’s Day Present Came Early

Final score:

41points

POST

Meghan Hirt-Gehr 3 years ago

Oh no!! And they are the best Hot Ones!

8points

#154

Shower Door Randomly Exploded At 1 Am This Morning Giving Me And The Dogs The Fright Of Our Lives

Final score:

40points

POST

Pezor Zass 3 years ago

Why do people want glass shower doors? There's nothing good about them that i can think of, other than that you can see if a maniac is trying to kill you, which is generally not an actual concern. Have to constantly clean them or they look gross, they break, if they break while you are in the shower you get bits of glass embedded in you, especially if you slip and fall through them, etc, etc, etc

12points

#155

Red Robin Has Pizza Now, But When You Customize The Order It Defaults To No Cheese And No Sauce. I Didn’t Notice It Until I Got Home From Curbside Pickup

Final score:

40points

POST

Alexandra Davis 3 years ago

You'd think they'd phone to double check the order?

11points

#156

The Cake I Spent 1h To Make. At Least Im Sure It's Not Too Dry

Final score:

40points

POST

QueenMiri 3 years ago

Did you forget the flour? How is that even possible?!

19points

#157

My Mom Checked A Bag She Was Originally Going To Carry On And Forgot What Was In The Outside Pocket

Final score:

39points

POST

Mazer 3 years ago

Baggage handlers are just brutal on gear

5points

#158

It Took Me Four Days To Do This Puzzle, On The Way To Put It In My Room I Fell Because Of My Slipper Which Got Stuck In The Edge Of My Staircase

Final score:

39points

POST

Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

She's smiling because she knew. 😏

18points

#159

My Wife Tossed A Pile Of Laundry Into The Dryer. Along With A Brand New Box Of 500 Dryer Sheets

Final score:

39points

POST

mcborge1 3 years ago

I bet it smells nice though.

23points

#160

Full Jar Of Minced Garlic

Final score:

39points

POST

Rhon Young 3 years ago

By the colour of it, it had definitely gone off!

17points

#161

Woman Gets Tattoo About Not Wearing A Mask To Pretend Being Someone You’re Not. 2 Days Before The First Covid-19 Case In Her State

Final score:

38points

POST

Deborah B 3 years ago

Add the date of tattoo and then footnote it, "*except in case of pandemic". Then it becomes a talking point.

19points

#162

Turned The TV On After A 12 Hour Night At Work

Final score:

38points

POST

Aksa 3 years ago

Go to sleep

10points

#163

Angry Ex?

Final score:

38points

POST

Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

this is criminal damage

22points

#164

This Is My Car. I Live In Northern Norway

Final score:

37points

POST

Forrest McCanless 3 years ago

"I live in northern Norway" - well, there's your problem.

1point

#165

My Younger Brother, Who Moves Out In 2 Weeks, Tried To Make A Pizza

Final score:

37points

POST

Anna Snorrepot 3 years ago

at leasts the tin foil was a good thought

29points

#166

Just Sold My Old PC. After Sending It Across Country, I Realized My Wireless Mouse's USB Was Still Plugged In It

Final score:

36points

POST

Mia Smith 3 years ago

I have done that. Twice. I'm not too bright

5points

#167

I’ve Been Saving This Free Game Coupon Since Before The Pandemic

Final score:

36points

POST

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

*playing the worlds smallest violin*

9points

#168

I've Only Had This Car For Two Weeks

Final score:

36points

POST

Kira Okah 3 years ago

Slammed the boot on a...going to guess chair?

7points

#169

AC Went Out Yesterday, Haven’t Stopped Sweating In 24 Hours And My Cats Are Having Heat Stroke

Final score:

35points

POST

Lyuben Petkov 3 years ago

keep windows open at night time and or where window is in shade and with wind/air flow , fully closed windows during the day time and the direct sun side. Put shades, including sun tolerant plants out, in order to avoid heating up the cement, bricks, asphalt. All this can help to keep 10 C less indoor, compared to outdoor temperature. Do not spill cold water around the home - it will only release the heat from the ground to the air and over the walls, plus more humidity.

12points