"Popo" over here means butt. :)

Thank the Republican Party for gutting American education.

It's not like the teens understand the normal language... /sarcasm

Srsly, noir was an indicator of foreign language which should’ve been picked out by others

Influencers should spend more time hitting the books, just sayin.

BTW the correct answer is: what is puberty?

"Yo gaby this is the surgeon"....hahahahaha!

Someone's self-confidence hit the bottom of hell

That's a felony. She should go to prison.

On the off chance of repeating someone: wait, what??

What did she expect?

The toilet at Dunder miflin

??????🤦‍♀️??????

You all know these deeeeep sighs dogs sometimes make that sound like the weight of the whole world lay on their shoulders? I think that would be appropriate here.

Hahaha

The blood is strawberry Ribena, don't tell the vampire though.

How dare he live his life for himself 😡 how selfish, what about meeeeeee

Totally happened just like this kid said, honest. Shame they had a stroke towards the end of the paragraph.

... and then everybody clapped.

(Anyone remember) top cryptologists are trying to decipher whatever the f**k you said at the end

I have it on good authority that the world is in the shape of a disk and sits on the back of 4 massive elephants who stand on a space-faring turtle. :)

"She gets out to check and man door hand hook car door!" Hey, that was equally as coherent and plausible as this guy...

"because the teacher the flat earth my the evidence student the earth"

Messed up at the end a bit probably because it's hard to write while you're being carried around on everybody's shoulders, the loud clapping is also very distracting.

i had a stroke reading this

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Let me guess, everyone clapped?

Totally plausible unironically,. They probably did not let for a teacher to say a words, teacher got annoyed and mockingly "fine, you win.. Spout your nonsense". Whole class were eiher shocked at mental illness or laughing their a$$es off. Principal was summoned, the P. started arguing "are-you-the-teacher? Go teach stuff!" as a mockery

And then everyone clapped.

Yeah, riiiight. That *totally* happened. 😒

Things to add to the list of "never happened"!

He was so rapt in his stream of consciousness lie that he forgot how to use English.

No one cried?

Skipped English class, did ya?

Did they put this over a toilet mem because the theory's full of s#it?

Is the text placed over a toilet because it is also full of crap?

And then everyone clapped

wow go girl just wow

Flat earth is without a doubt the stupidest thing ever. Have none of these people seen a sunset or sunrise?

I remember reading about that in Highly Unlikely Bullsh*t Magazine. Also, did he have a stroke at the end?

“And the next day, Notre Dame called and offered me a Professor position!” 😂🤣😭

The toilet pic just adds further legitimacy