"Popo" over here means butt. :)

Thank the Republican Party for gutting American education.

It's not like the teens understand the normal language... /sarcasm

Srsly, noir was an indicator of foreign language which should’ve been picked out by others

Influencers should spend more time hitting the books, just sayin.

BTW the correct answer is: what is puberty?

"Yo gaby this is the surgeon"....hahahahaha!

Someone's self-confidence hit the bottom of hell

That's a felony. She should go to prison.

On the off chance of repeating someone: wait, what??

What did she expect?

The toilet at Dunder miflin

??????🤦‍♀️??????

You all know these deeeeep sighs dogs sometimes make that sound like the weight of the whole world lay on their shoulders? I think that would be appropriate here.

Hahaha

The blood is strawberry Ribena, don't tell the vampire though.

How dare he live his life for himself 😡 how selfish, what about meeeeeee

Totally happened just like this kid said, honest. Shame they had a stroke towards the end of the paragraph.

I'm feeling reminded of this ultra-manly lumberjack-style dude, massive body, massive beard, wearing flanel shirts - and ordering his appletini "EXTRA FRUITY" because he doesn't give a fúck. Can I send these two on a blind date, please? That'd be fun.

Disgusting.

What a child.

Howdy young traveler how may i help thee

Welcome in the "age of offense" - where everything is offensive and should be turned into political correct terms, no matter how non-existent the problem is. (Also not surprising that his was found on Twitter)

dear god this is some pathetic s**t.

Pretty sure this is satire.

What about the term crotch goblins?

"Your young traveler locked himself out. The growing mind is eating eggos in my kitchen. I'll hang on to the little activist until you get home."

"oh look john our young traveler is taking his first steps"

That's it stop the planet I wanna get off

In my day we were only told not to call them kids (baby goats). The principal at my school would have been rofl if anyone had called them young travelers or increasing the discipline for little activists

From the Committee to Reelect. . . .

Sit down child

I call some of them ,title Sh*ts so that would be ok according to you.

Guess I'm a "young traveler" now...

Okay, crotch monsters and rugrats it is !

And another nitwit reveals their inner idiot.

Oh, I can think of a lot things to call them, and not one of them is on this list.

This does depend rather on what actual age they are.

give me an effing break...

Why don't more people see that social acceptance in terms like this is going too far... Unless it's something important, then they suddenly won't change

I generally refer to them as little a$$holes. That OK with you?

You kidding?

Climb off the high horse Karen. It’s time to let the height & age adverse prepubescent cosmonauts have a turn playing on it.

NO

I don't think it should be used as an insult. Kids just don't know much yet, it doesn't mean they're stupid.

Hm. They're wrong, but I'm definitely gonna start calling wee ones "young travelers"

This person would have a nervous breakdown in the southern US. "Honey child", "Sweet baby", and "Kiddo" are endearing terms for adults here.

W O T- A literal child

What are your thoughts on calling people such as, you, "idiots"?