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Think of all the cringeworthy things we do. Like realizing you were walking the wrong way and having to do a complete 180 on the street. Or assuming your coursemate asked for your number because they thought you were cute and gently telling them that you're seeing someone only to understand they just wanted to work on your group project. What about waving to someone who's definitely waving to a person behind you? That's a classic.

Now multiply the embarrassment these actions have caused you by approximately 1,325 and you'll know what to expect from r/Cringetopia. As you may have learned from our previous publications on this subreddit here, here, and here, it's the place to go to when you want to confuse and disturb your mind. Which, I guess, everyone has to do every once in a while to keep themselves in check—if you find that the content below doesn't bother you at all, please contact your shrink.

#1

What Were They Thinking?

What Were They Thinking?

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Popo" over here means butt. :)

Rijkærd
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Popo" over here means bat. Native Swahili.

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theswallowii
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Popo in French is childish gibberish for #2...:D

LOttawa
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Popo in French and English is pretty much pronounced the same. #2 is poupou...

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Legend_Trooper
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yessir, but I'm more for meth. ;)

Jon Cache
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd like two weeds please. Me and my homie are going to chill.

Saint Jimmy
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Would you be willing to escort us to the nearest totally sick rave party?"

Zaza
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A while ago our police in 1 of the big cities tweeted almost fully in slang (slang that almost nobody uses on top of that lol). It was absolutely ridiculous and all it did was make them tha laughing stock of the country. Noone is going to take those officers serious ever again. Bunch of morons

Grant Barke
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ACAB would have been a better choice.

Prestigous Cactus
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real cringe is people thinking popo is youth slang when it originated in the 80s. But that's just classic genz crap

dann eco
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Popo in my country means $hit

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    #2

    Cringe

    Cringe

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank the Republican Party for gutting American education.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine my surprise and annoyance (I am a former English teacher) when right-wing idiots started complaining about 'they/them/their' as gender neutral pronouns. We have literally used these pronouns in the singular form for *centuries*. It's beyond stupid.

    Wat Tyler's Revenge
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    4 years ago

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    I must've missed when Romeo told the Capulets to call him "They". And Juliet told the Montagues to call her "Xyr".

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't think that one through, that's on Them and Their choices 😁

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday I am surprised The Onion is still in business.

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great writer. Amazing human. Neil for President of Earth.

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    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yeswehomeschool” enough said.

    Octavi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MRS mom I go to a CHRISTIAN school and even there my English teacher uses they them cuz its respect and just normal

    Jade Birdsong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww c'mon now. You made homeschoolers everywhere look 😞 bad

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    #3

    This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

    This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

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    Titas Burinskas
    BoredPanda Staff
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like the teens understand the normal language... /sarcasm

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our teenage daughter does not seem to understand the phrase "Clean your room" So i'm not sure about that really

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    AlphaTheBeliever
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it’s cringy but am I weird when I say (as a teen) that I find it funny?

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get what they tried to do but it's just so cringey.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That second one will honestly just make teenagers make fun of you lol

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not cringe, this is sarcasm😆

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is funny, the only problem is that by the time you get a custom sign printed and mailed to you, whatever current slang you wrote on it is already out of date.

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I know many people have had their sense of humour crushed the last couple of years, but It's a joke.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't so much that anyone's sense of humor has been crushed as that some people will laugh at jokes at others' expense all day long, but when it's directed at them, all of a sudden it isn't funny anymore.

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    DootDootSkeleboi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ironic thing here is most teens don’t use the word rekt anymore.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My function is to keep Summer safe, not keep Summer being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe and stuff. That's you. That's how you talk."

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    #4

    People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

    People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Srsly, noir was an indicator of foreign language which should’ve been picked out by others

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't really fix that level of stupid, though. Sometimes people have no idea.

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man Crayola is a lot more patient about that than I would be

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I wouldn't be able to do this job and deal with idiots! I would have answered that our products should not be used by people with iq below 50!

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't just "cancel culture ", it's America thinking no other country, language, culture exists, as usual.

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, don't lump all of us in that category. There are more US citizens than you realize that know there are other countries, languages, cultures, etc that exist. Remember there are eighteen states that border other countries: thirteen on the US-Canada border and four on the US-Mexico border and one has maritime borders with Cuba and The Bahamas .

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    Ebony
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why people try to create problems where they aren't any. There are more important issues going on in the world.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It si called "wokism" and "virtue signaling"

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    Enby.Minecraft.Bee.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are the racist ones for trying to cancel Crayola for having Spanish on it.

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord did none of these people look at their crayons when we were growing up? Jesus.

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I'm guessing you are fairly young, since Crayola labels didn't go trilingual until 2005.

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    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... "noir" is right there too..?

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I mean, what did they think THAT word stood for? Jeezus

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    స్టీఫెన్ ఆండ్రూ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pronounced 'ne-gro' with short vowel sounds. 'e' does not say 'ay' in Spanish.

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but I don't think the people being addressed have the ability to understand in any case. The concept of another language seems to escape them totally.

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    No Me No Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White woman : "I'm offended on your behalf!!" African Amercan : "Uhhhh... what..?"

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Woke people always need to make up fake scandals and to eventually make it all about their own little selves.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying too hard to find something to feel superior about.

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    #5

    But I Have 11k Followers!

    But I Have 11k Followers!

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    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influencers should spend more time hitting the books, just sayin.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influencers should spend more time acknowledging that nobody cares about them and that businesses need money, not exposure, to survive. Entitled arseholes.

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They treat customers very well - serve them great food. Cuntsomers,on the other hand, should be cashed in addition for entitlement.

    Sean Harrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influencers, otherwise known as "beggars".

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot stress this enough, YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO FREE FOOD!

    Bart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influencer are as useful as pop-up ads, and even the creator of those apologised for it...

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mentality here fascinates me. I’m poor and I live in a very very affluent part of the world. Countless times I have seen little old ladies or old dudes come up to the counter at the pharmacy and give the pharmacist or the cashier holy hell because their meds are not done when they want them to be done. The tirade usually starts with “do you know who I am?” or “do you know where I live?” I feel for these Customer Service cashiers or anyone working with these people as customers because they are so rude and inconsiderate. I really wanna burst out laughing run up to them and say “who are you and where do you live and what does that matter to the rest of it?” Narcissistic people with too much money!! I know how hard those people work and how little they’re getting paid and I try to let them know how much I appreciate them and they try to help bring a smile to their day never by asking them to smile of course 😜

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: I think I'm entitled to better treatment because I give people """"exposure"""" and can't handle it when people treat me normally.

    Marilyn Ransberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did know how to treat customers. You just didn’t realize that that is what you were.

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    #6

    Literal Cringe Face

    Literal Cringe Face

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    Lance LaRocque
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW the correct answer is: what is puberty?

    Haleigh Walker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness ok so it's the age of spiritual maturity in Jewish culture the reason behind Bar Mitzvahs (at age 14 for boys) and Bat Mitzvahs (age 12 for girls)

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    Lance LaRocque
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minimum legal age of marriage in Massachusetts (USA) with parental consent.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All so the Good Christians are allowed to make their children marry their rapists.

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    Charlie Taube
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look say what we all think “eww dude”

    HorrorEyeArcade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the nukes we're destroying the planet

    Aaricia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no, just the people. Leave the animals and plants alone.

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    Brutus Trump
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The minimum age of consent in the US is 16, and states with that age of consent are a hodgepodge of red and blue.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is the additional phrasing of "in common law" lead to his answer, especially considering age of consent laws in most US states recently changed.

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? The US appears to have different ages for adulthood for certain things, but pretty sure 14 or 15 are defenitely not one of those

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    #7

    How Does This Even Happen

    How Does This Even Happen

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    Tash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yo gaby this is the surgeon"....hahahahaha!

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and he got from the jump spot, into the ambulance, through the ER and into surgery in 14 minutes - AMAZING!

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sup gaby this is st peter, homie is at my gate. y u not text him back??"

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm at his gate too cause I'm dying over here

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, here's the funeral home......Yo Gaby it's my ghostly apparition typing....

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person has a fertile imagination, to say the least...

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know... bull excrement is used for fertilizer... so, fertile imagination is basically he's full of $hite

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    Alicia Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In less than 15 minutes he went from being dead to being able to text from the hospital.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, Gaby and her new boyfriend sat across the street in the café watching him cry as his mom breastfed him on the bench

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know the rest if gaby ever replied 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaby couldn't answer while she was torn between puking, rolling her eyes, and laughing too hard.

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    #8

    I Can Do It But You Can’t

    I Can Do It But You Can’t

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's self-confidence hit the bottom of hell

    Cheese puff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their self confidence hit the floor and next thing you know it went low low low low low low low low BOOT WITH DA FUR!!!

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want my boyfriend to notice you because I'm very insecure.

    Ana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why do you care so much?". No, why do YOU care so much?

    Thaddeus Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a bag over your head and fart a lot, ok? Quit being weird about it.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My bf can't be around women with makeup! Don't you get it? Don't you see how insecure and immature I am? You HAVE to look like a bag lady to be around us. Is that so hard to understand? He's a very weak man and I my self esteem is in the red! You can't look good around him or he'll dump me!"

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makeup is not for other people it is for yourself. If you love wearing it wear it, if you rather not then do not. But other people have no right to tell you what to do.

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face will be adorned however I wish!!!!!!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do YOU care so much? If you think your friend wearing make up in your boyfriend's presence is enough to ruin your couple, you are the problem.

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just show up with the most extravagant look possible-

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    #9

    Cardi B Approves This Message

    Cardi B Approves This Message

    __Dawn__Amber__ , twitter.com Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a felony. She should go to prison.

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come now, the guy had been drinking. He was probably sending her signals that she could take his money. Hell, he probably consented to it and is now having regrets. You know how men are. Why should we ruin this promising young woman's life just because of a fickle guy who can't keep his wallet closed?

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if a guy did this to a woman he would be ripped apart by the comments

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20$ might have been funny, but 2000$ could've really harmed the guy. What if he couldn't pay his rent or child support? Shitty move.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be theft even if it was $20.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you know, if a man goes out at night with an open venmo wallet like that, he's just asking for it" --- SOUND FAMILIAR? /s/

    Alexis Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...that's the point. when katherine said all that stuff, it was the joke/point for it to say something that sounded pro-r@pe arguments (just btw) /s/nm

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just an asshole, thief thing to do. Not the category of embarrassing cringe though.

    Tom Bolton
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think the cringe is in reference to people's responses. Like a bunch of mouth breathers laughing at a house fire.

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does the Venmo s**t work...no passwords??

    laura lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are post reality times so....meh

    Blue of the yams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that basically IS what our last president did

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it though? He handed his phone over to her, a complete stranger. Comes down to he said/she said, which is difficult to prove in court.

    Melinda Flick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why hand a stranger your phone and turn away?! Yes, she did a felonious act, but he's stupidly naive... Good LORD dude, have SOME common sense.

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    #10

    Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

    Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the off chance of repeating someone: wait, what??

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was needed, I approve. This cycle of madness must end! With her not going into childhood education.

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    Ally R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK but can we maybe not generalise and say "vegans" when meaning "this one idiot"?

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more a Creationist ideology than a vegan one.

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    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it legal to hit someone with a dinosaur fossil? Asking for a friend.

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on who you whack and how rare the fossil.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on, I thought it was because a man ate fruit that caused the world to be covered in evil darkness?

    Kylie Cantwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure it was a lot more than 3,000 years ago. And I don't think the whole animal kingdom really get together and have conferences on whether to eat humans or not.

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's talking about the garden of Eden where, according to some christians, all animals were herbivores, even the dinosaurs, but they started eating meat after Adam and Eve were thrown out. It's in the bible so it must be true...

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    Vinay Pai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely correct!! My neighbor's cat is no good at math. Guess who else isn't?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure all of you already know it, but I will say it just for safety's sake : that, ladies and gentlemen, is not an accurate fact.

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religious "education" 1 - Critical thinking 0

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    #11

    He Must Not Have Been A Real Man

    He Must Not Have Been A Real Man

    BlanketMage Report

    Pain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did she expect?

    Robert Beveridge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was testing him to see how "generous" he was. The original article is still floating around.

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    Itstheoneandonlydave
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we overlooking thr fact that 23 family members agreed to go on a date with her??

    kaylynn L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she learned this type of behavior from somewhere.

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    Snorkeldorf
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are outrageous. We had a company-sponsored conference and special, very elegant, dinner in Florida (out of state for us) at an organization that I worked for. One of the agents brought his whole extended family, who lived in Florida, to the dinner.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did I just read? How? And why? And how?

    Katinka Min
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World News??? Erm... Also - she was not 'stuck' with a bill. She got a bill for the family she invited. That is not 'being stuck' with, that 'getting a' bill.

    gracefullikeagazelle
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    4 years ago

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    Oh for crissakes get off your high horse and speak SEMANTICALLY like the rest of us. I mean you're the only one who gives a s**t. S**t.

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    Alexia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what?! Was it a date with all her extended family?

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No s**t..He was literally blind to the paying part.

    Batwench
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was him and was shown to the table set up for that many people, I would have walked straight back out.

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    #12

    What Was The Point Of This?

    What Was The Point Of This?

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    Bisexual_idiot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that society always associates women w/ skinniness and/or losing weight

    Eb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and smiling. And pink. Three for the price of one.

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I will smile. I'll smile when I kick the nuts of the man who designed this.

    Karen Canto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly, and painfully, could have been a woman

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    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gents should have the word "an" after do and before epic ;)

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't know why you got downvoted for that ... it's clever :)

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    Narwhal Blast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see the gents smile more.

    Huddo's sister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience they do smile more after an 'epic s**t' and have to tell us about it. (okay, I may or may not be talking about a specific uncle) :)

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will the gender segregation end!?

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it comes to toilets, public dressing rooms etc., I prefer segregation, thanks! It's bad enough sharing bathrooms in the first place!

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fragile male ego is so f****n dumb.

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to downvote this monstrosity but then I remember this was the point. 10 points to Slytherin.

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    #13

    Twitter User Discovers Empathy

    Twitter User Discovers Empathy

    Goofyjeff4 , bobbyteriyaki Report

    Ally R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??????🤦‍♀️??????

    Bisexual_idiot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have?????you????ever?????been????happy????like????when?????your?????not????sad???/

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happenned to good old punctuation?

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Multiple exclamation marks ... are a sure sign of a diseased mind." (Terry Pratchett, Eric) I wonder what he'd say about this abuse of question marks?

    Tom Bolton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perpetual existential crisis. What even is a Terry Pratchett really?

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person 1: Omg! Emotions are contagious. Person 2: Fake news it's not contagious there are no emotions, [insert random political/medical name] is lying, wake up sheeple! The fact that you think emotions are real, let alone contagious, makes me disappointed and angry, and a little concerned! Emotions are fake news!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Becky just learned she has this cute squiggly letter on her keyboard.

    Random Anon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The female Chris Walken?

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: I can feel a muted version of others' pain. This makes it hard to watch movies, especially movies where people get hurt. Fail compilations on YouTube are painful too. This is not fun. I do not want it. Somebody take this from me.

    Stro Bro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are??? times when I??? feel second-hand happiness????

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    #14

    Sheesh

    Sheesh

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    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all know these deeeeep sighs dogs sometimes make that sound like the weight of the whole world lay on their shoulders? I think that would be appropriate here.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I love your description and I know exactly the sigh you're talking about

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, a lot of people seem to think the immune system is some kind of magical cloak that stops everything. Sadly, it is not.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a really powerful immune system and it is the reason why I have chronic and severe heart problems

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, save the tongue kissing of many strangers for after the pandemic...or you can just go to New Zealand where orgies of up to 25 people are safe now.

    AxleMunshine001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! I was planning an orgy of 26 people. Someone's getting booted out.

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    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2020, you could catch Covid by simply being unlucky. That is still the case in countries that have little access to vaccines, but everywhere else it seems to be raising the average IQ of the population by removing the really stupid people.

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get alot more than Covid from doing that-

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! You THOUGHT?! With your brain and all?! Like, you are able to THINK?! Wow, that's crazy!

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that Darwin is taking out these idiots.

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    #15

    At Least He Redeemed Himself

    At Least He Redeemed Himself

    B34TBOXX5 Report

    Tyler Six
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man went from a feet fetish to a fashion designer.

    Kellie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't say something nice compliment her shoes.

    Summer Godwin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i wish i had that girls stuter

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy commented that she has nice feet. She asked what is wrong with him. He awarded her (reddit), apologized and proceeded to compliment her feet AND dress and she said "that's better" and apparently dropped the subject.

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    Lulu Zeldis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a super sweet tradition, disregarding the creepy foot fetishizer.

    Droopsnoot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I said, it's always the feet.

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    #16

    What

    What

    The0xt0 Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blood is strawberry Ribena, don't tell the vampire though.

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn it now i cant stop thinking about strawberry Ribena really want one now

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    Joanne O'Brien
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I have to be a vampire to stop getting periods?

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are one of two things dear. 1. Delusional or 2. Attention seeking

    Stephanie Cunningham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing she's going to be really embarrassed in a few years.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad I didn't embarass myself that way, when I was a teenage Trekkie who was no more in touch with reality than this girl! Well, maybe i was slightly more in touch with reality...

    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish there was some way to purge people's teenage social media and consign it to oblivion once they reach adulthood, like sealed juvenile criminal records. I wasn't quite this cringeworthy as a teen but I am still so glad social media wasn't around for me to memorialize my teenage silliness for all time.

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    Ellis Reed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's going to look back at this one day and full body cringe.

    Jerry Mathers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't school happen in daylight? Aren't vampires prone to die when in the sun? Or is she one of the sparkling vampires

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tastes like sh*t. Why would you carbonate vampires?

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    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, go drink your blood but don't come running to me when you get heavy stomach cramps from the giant clot your GI is trying to digest.

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    #17

    Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

    Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

    stathx Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare he live his life for himself 😡 how selfish, what about meeeeeee

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, too many people tend to assume that celebrities or just whoever they follow on social media belong to them and owe them to satisfy all their expectations. Also, I hope your lungs are fine.

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    PandaGirl85
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You named yourself "naruto" and yet care not about the welfare of others. You have defiled yourself and brought shame to his name. Unfollow. Just how dare he have a life and not bend to your every whim!

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh Naruto...what did the guy do to you? He (Chase)d you away by wanting to be healthy and look good?

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends, I like to know more about people I follow, but not only that

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When being unfollowed makes your day brighter.

    Summer Godwin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol errr i hate mennn 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 blablabla

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    #18

    Seems Legit

    Seems Legit

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally happened just like this kid said, honest. Shame they had a stroke towards the end of the paragraph.

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What… the last sentence wasn’t even English. And everyone clapped.

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid scrambling to finish typing while god was summoning him up to heaven to fix things.

    AlphaTheBeliever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Anyone remember) top cryptologists are trying to decipher whatever the f**k you said at the end

    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also everyone clapped, so that the teacher the flat earth the evidence student the earth once and for all.

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have it on good authority that the world is in the shape of a disk and sits on the back of 4 massive elephants who stand on a space-faring turtle. :)

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i get the point of the post but why the picture of the toilet oh maybe because OP is talking s**t

    Jeff Driver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the swirl proves the earth is round and spins around and around

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    Sky Render
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She gets out to check and man door hand hook car door!" Hey, that was equally as coherent and plausible as this guy...

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Because the teacher the flat earth my the evidence student the earth” wise words

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    #19

    Logic Not Found

    Logic Not Found

    CucumberDay , twitter.com Report

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm feeling reminded of this ultra-manly lumberjack-style dude, massive body, massive beard, wearing flanel shirts - and ordering his appletini "EXTRA FRUITY" because he doesn't give a fúck. Can I send these two on a blind date, please? That'd be fun.

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't ruin that awesome man's day

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    Rebekah Krause
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so gross. Just all the internalization of misogyny, toxic masculinity, patriarchy. So messed up

    Tom Bolton
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's just a reminder that small minded cr** can come from anyone, for any reason, not matter how contrived.

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course she is wrong. Real men would instantly leave the restaurant if offered something sweet. In fact, they would only accept raw meat from animals that were bare-handedly wrestled to death, and drink either pure spirit or the blood of their vanished enemies.

    Scipio Africanus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro if you get in the way of my desert you’re out

    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband eats his pudding with his left arm around the dish, in case anyone tried to pinch some.

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    IttyBitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not anymore. They must order raw meat only, with dripping blood

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    HorrorEyeArcade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate people like this. f**k yourself and your stupid gender roles

    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sound like a walking red flag to me, madam. I'll keep my distance.

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh she's a catch (sarcasm off)

    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she has figured out why she has ONLY first dates.

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    Gogubaci
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well excuse me, I'm just going to be here enjoying my tiramisu all girly and s***t. oh and you're not getting any.

    RandomX123
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather be a huge red flag than have someone tell me not to have desserts

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    #20

    Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

    Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

    SourTittyMilk Report

    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let me add something... ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING YOU UNGRATEFUL BTCH

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    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? I would never wear something like that to a funeral let alone pose for "cute" photos!!! Narcissistic much?

    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone in my family turned up at a funeral in that outfit they'd be booted out of the church so fast, their feet wouldn't touch the ground. In fact, any type of event being held in a church, including a wedding, where people are more likely to wear off the shoulder dresses.

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    Laura Dawson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this - truly left me speechless - there’s narcissism & then there is NARCISSISM - God what was she thinking - your Dads open casket funeral was a perfect place to get some “pretty photos” because all you see is you & the prospect of getting a load of compliments off strangers - even with your dead Dad behind you. I truly believe some people need to horse whipped hard & she is one of them.

    Piku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whattt the actual fuuuucccccc*****

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do we sign a petition to allow such people to be whipped publicly...?

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people. I wish instagram was never invented, it's created so many vapid monsters.

    TrashPandaSociety
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    4 years ago

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    Hes the one that failed to teach her respect & basic human dignity so.....

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    #21

    Apparently “Child” Is A Slur Now

    Apparently “Child” Is A Slur Now

    woIfgamingyt2020 , twitter.com Report

    rabbitsrabbit
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad to shake off the horrible label 'Adult'. From now, please address me as 'middle-aged traveler', 'grown mind', or ''medium -sized activist' only

    MadRatter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be called "person who doesn't realise they're supposed to be an adult" from now on.

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    Fred L.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word "idiot" isn´t age-restricted so it applies rather well here.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome in the "age of offense" - where everything is offensive and should be turned into political correct terms, no matter how non-existent the problem is. (Also not surprising that his was found on Twitter)

    Cath poop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clean your f****n room you little activist!

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dear god this is some pathetic s**t.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (over tannoy) Twat detected, cor blimey! This is not a bloody drill!

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    Tom Bolton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is satire.

    RedMarbles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I can't believe this is serious. Not with "young travelers" as the suggested alternative.

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    buttonpusher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you called someone a "young traveller" in Ireland you'd probably get a punch in the face.

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    #22

    The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

    The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

    MrEuginger Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He tried to sue them for child pornography as well. It's not about being a "big deal", but about him thinking they're his ticket to fame and/or money.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was his parents that did the child pornography suit?

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    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given he has recreated the album cover as an adult. I’m not sure how much of a case he has.

    Dodo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also has 'Nevermind' tattooed across his chest

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    Atero
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing changes... He still chasing easy cash isn't he ?

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same album cover he has tattooed on himself?

    Alisha Schumacher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It amuses me that he even recreated the nevermind cover over and over and then wants to pull this card

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a Greek tragedy. So it was foretold in the faraway land of Nirvana that a boy with naked ambition would pursue the elusive dollar to the ends of the earth and into the great sea beyond. Meh, what a horrible joke. I'm so sorry. I thought ... y'know just... nevermind!

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lawyers and managers deal with that sort of thing. What a d*ck

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They bought rights to a picture he was in, they didn’t promise to be bffs

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    #23

    So Messed Up

    So Messed Up

    RetributionRay Report

    RiverStyxJix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would there even be an award for that???

    Tom Bolton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To shame people publicly. For older private schools, it's not unheard of in the least.

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    Joanne O'Brien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*ck them (the school not the kid)

    Willem Groenewald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, my hatred level went from 0 to 100 in one second. That poor boy will remember this for a very long time.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If any place deserves internet justice, this place does. Speaking as an autist. F**k them. https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2019/06/04/indiana-teacher-bailly-preparatory-academy-gives-autistic-student-most-annoying-award/ Address: 4621 Georgia St, Gary, IN 46409, United States Hours: Open 24 hours Phone: +1 219-980-6326

    BMcG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It breaks my heart. My son has special needs and it's disgraceful

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    elloelloello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our school had official award ceremonies at the end of every year and there was one for ‘most sensitive child’, the teachers claimed it was a joke but I won it every time because I would have meltdowns over loud noises and stuff like that, I have autism.

    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame on that school and the teachers in particular. I'm sorry you went through that.

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    Rai Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, don't believer anything written in there

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    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the perfect place for that trophy...

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eternal shame on all those involved in the giving of that 'award',

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    #24

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

    Bejdza69 Report

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious, what is rich if not $2,000,000 apartment?

    Rebekah Krause
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be rich and agree with taxing the rich. I’m not rich, but I worked for an extremely wealthy the woman who was originally Dutch and she was very much in favor of paying her taxes, socialized medicine, free college education, etc. They aren’t mutually exclusive, though it can feel that way

    Tash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If 2 mil isn't rich, I would also like to not be rich please

    Karin Jansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, to be fair. The person saying "2 million is not rich" is not the same person we see in the picture. You can be rich and still believe the rich should pay more taxes.

    Aleksandra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said she doesn't pay her taxes tho? Taxing the rich doesn't mean making them poor or anything like that, they would still be very much rich. Also 2mil isn't rich if you take the most wealthy people into account (who don't pay taxes and we all even kno it), then 2mil is just a grain of rice in the ocean of rice. Compared to besos we are all terribly poor

    Liz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she supports herself being taxed? You can be wealthy and still support higher taxes for the rich.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So for those who aren't sure, this Neekolul person is a Bernie supporter and made her money on instagram due to being aesthetically pleasing to observe. So, I'm pretty much ok with her because plenty of people, particularly in hollywood, ONLY get jobs (which pay in the 10s of millions), for merely being aesthetically pleasing, without any actual acting talent. Shrug.

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had 2 million dollars, I'd still say "tax the rich" even if that meant me too.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet we would all love some of her "poverty".

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A month? Or are you buying the apartment outright? I don't understand city living.

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    #25

    Trying To Find Logic

    Trying To Find Logic

    esberat Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 2020s: If it wasn't staged for Instagram it did not properly happen.

    Shaurya Joshi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hats off to the camera man for using his last invisibility potion

    J&B FitzTubeKidz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I….*ahem*…..PROPOSE that this was staged.

    Ian Leong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DO agree ... it has that certain RING to it

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    Brightheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe its a hidden camera for a porch? idk.

    Marette
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this...

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The premise is that she comes up and thinks these are just some normal boxes to inspect and she has no idea that there's something out of the ordinary. But of course she would know something is up and it's on the other side because there's a camera man standing there, focused on the back of the boxes. So this is obviously a staged act.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand these fake, time-wasting videos people like to post.

    Lioness Nature
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate them too. Just be authentic or don't do it at all. It was overall a good idea just should have used a hidden camera or have the guy dress in the Amazon delivery gear because they typically take the picture to show proof of delivery, that method could have been believable. Just take the time to think it through. Most viewers aren't that stupid.

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    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be like "I didn't order this s**t" and then I'd walk back inside and call whichever company delivered them

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the caption first, and I thought this was about the rapper Logic playing Hide-and-seek. Thoroughly disappointed.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of the time this old guy went up a mountain to get instructions from a shrub about some rules of human conduct, and had a convo, and it was totally accurately written down by... a reporter? i dunno.

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...huh? I think historians and scholars conclude that the first three to five chapters are likely written by Moses. Whatever he wasn't present for having been passed down by oral tradition, and whatever he was present for written by himself. I'm not sure what you're meaning by this comment. The Bible is a historical text. As in, it's not the same as a fairy tale randomly conjured up in recent history. It has been constructed over real time, throughout real human civilizations, and by real, investigatable historical figures and ancient discovered texts. While you're not obligated to believe what it says, it's a little strange to use an uneducated logic to try to claim something else to be uneducated. Though I understand the emotional disdain that is caused by anyone who has experienced disinformation "based on" the Bible shoved down their throats. It still doesn't make it okay to spread more disinformation yourself in the same way

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    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check Troux comment above, it's staged because obviously someone is filming them both, like we're supposed to believe she doesn't see the person taking the pic here

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    #26

    Quora Moment

    Quora Moment

    nughty_hobo Report

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in 15 years time you wonder why your son never visits you

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I did that out of the blue or at all, my son would be devestated and angry. And I would be ashamed. There's a limit. We don't teach others how to behave by misbehaving ourselves. Ban use of the game for a while, sure! Delete hours and hours of hard work? D**k move.

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if, and hear me out, the kid can play Minecraft AND get some good old-fashioned outside time? Why are these mutually exclusive?

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you are incapable of setting limits on your 8 year old without destroying things? This sounds like you're the one with the problem. He's 8, set limits on how long he can play and take the console away for a set time if he disobeys. Also your 17 year old is smarter than you are.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awful, I don't even play Minecraft but I remember perfectly being 8 yo and spending hours building Lego stuff, and how important it was to my peace of mind and self-confidence. I can't imagine the state of despair of that poor boy.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely hate video games with a passion and I always have, but I would NEVER do something so cruel to my child. Minecraft worlds take so much work to build. Poor kid.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just out of curiosity, why do you hate video games? clearly you can appreciate things like the time and effort put into minecraft worlds, so i'm just wondering.

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    Pain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid’s gonna hate her for the rest of his life.

    Ciel Pike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who plays Minecraft this makes me mad, kids put a lot of work into their Minecraft worlds, and losing a world that you worked super hard on sucks, like all that time and effort gone

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I spent MONTHS working on a castle built into a mountain, with a swimming pool in the chandelier and a path that leads from there to the king's chambers. I would not want to lose that. Permanently, I mean. I left to do more stuff elsewhere and now I can't find it.

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    Ashlea Saunders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 8yr nephew built an amazing castle in Minecraft. My sister (his mum) sent a video tour of it to our whole family chat coz she was so proud of his efforts and attention to detail. My 7yr old niece loves the Sims and my sister said it's great because all of a sudden she understands things like the importance of doing homework coz the sim kids grades go down when they don't. And she now understands that sometimes her sims have to save their wages to pay for bills and food instead of buying pretty things. Video games can be great for kids

    alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone should sit her down and have her make a minecraft world just to show her how long it takes

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    #27

    Oh No

    Oh No

    PLEASEDONTBANMEOK Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What... the... 😳

    Ebony
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run away Gabby. Run far far away.

    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “GET THAT GUINEA PIG THE HELL OUTA THERE”

    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His guinea pig better double lock the cage door

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww, who wants to bet money someone went to the hospital to get a poor little guinea pig stuck up their butt out

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience, guinea pigs are nowhere near "little". Maybe we just had unusually large ones when I was young, but those piggers would be FAR too large for any opening smaller than a biscuit cutter. And that would be a squeeze!

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guinea pig turns them on?? Yikes!

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    #28

    What The [hell]?

    What The [hell]?

    Load_Disk Report

    Ganta S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all say that, don't they? Mediums who are ripping people off money and giving families false hope, always say that there's forest, body of water or road close by, like that's too vague and you can't really find anywhere without at least one of those things.

    Chasen de Heaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting an 'M.' Is there a spirit here what's got an 'M' in it?

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she/he sketched that river as their avatar, they never found anything.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a cantaloupe pretending to be Lady Gaga.

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    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How cruel. They should be tracked down and charged with something. I don't know what....just anything.

    Lioness Nature
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misleading, tampering, or interfering with an ongoing investigation.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a psychic and I'm seeing...nature...no, wait, inside a building...actually a building with nature around it. Does that help?

    J Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmmm....as a witch who's come from generations of witches. That's not how that works.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of our planet is covered in water, unless you're living in the middle of the desert with no running water that description is pretty much always a sure bet. Exploiting desperate people like that is sickening.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A forest and a body of water? Hell, could be a herb garden above a sink on a windowsill. Have you checked the kitchen? It's always a body of water for these people. With water covering 71% of the earth surface, I'd say it's entirely likely there is water in the vicinity.

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop, you're making the real witches look stupid, thanks

    the annoying theatre kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah witches are cool. BUT MIND YOUR OWN EFFING BUSINESS THATS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN HELP WITH HOW UTTERLY FISGUSTING FOR YOU TO SAY

    Ingrid Karena Santana-Ramirez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree on this being a torment. My daughter has been missing over 3 years now and all kinds of mediums give same story. This is terrible for mediums to do. #FindKassandraRamirez.

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    #29

    Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

    Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

    keemstar Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those beauties wouldn't date Keem either. They look waaaay too nice and intelligent. They know an assh0le when they see one.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't even know him and they are already sick of his $hit.

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    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men of his age want to date very young women/girls because they need someone immature and naïve they can mould. Women their own age are savvy enough not to put up with their s**t.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, they want eye candy to impress other men. They use these women shamelessly then move on. Losers.

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    Tash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love people that have a self-inflated opinion of their own attractiveness.

    RiverStyxJix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These women are beautiful! Shut your mouth!

    Laura Dawson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thinks he’s better looking than these ladies - the dude looks like an ice pick with that beard, & literally looks like a billion guys, lose the beard & let us see what you truly look like - there’s nothing wrong with these women - they look like the average woman - it’s no loss to them.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously... What's wrong with the pictures of the women? I don't see it...

    IttyBitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not only three times as old as women he would like to date, but they also didn't even bother to photoshop and pose and make seductive faces for their pictures. Regular normal women are not good enough for him

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He purposefully looked at less attractive looking women instead of other 39 year olds because he wants to justify his teen-boner.

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less attractive? You think there's something wrong with these women?

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    Alicia Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 27 yo son remembers 9/11. Based on this comment, Keem is saying a 27-year-old would be too old for him. Ridiculous.

    Alicia Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone tells a person to "find someone their own age" it's usually reserved for people who habitually date much younger people and it never works out because of the age difference.

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they complain about it. "Waaah, the teenager I'm dating is so immature!"

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    #30

    What The...

    What The...

    EdgyGuy69420 Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor person hasn't figured out why everyone is always standing upwind of them.

    Baylee Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no...no, no, no... sweetheart, you're just nose-blind to your own stank...

    Tiffany Choi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up my mom always told me, "if you can smell yourself it's too late. Everyone else can always tell you stink before you can smell yourself."

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    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAIT- the post is bad enough already but why there is a Trigger Warning for Latinx music???

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the first thing I saw and I thought that was the cringe part. Then I read the post...

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    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Pretty sure the Japanese are some of the cleanest people around.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've elevated bathing to a fine art!

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    Spock's Socks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A daily shower may not be necessary for everyone, but most teenagers and people in their 20s absolutely DO need one quite often, through no fault of their own; hormones, sweat and bacteria make a fun combination at that age.

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teenager going through puberty, can confirm. I feel so self conscious and apologetic when I don't shower for one day because I have started to sweat THAT easily.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next post: why does nobody come close to me?

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hygiene is a medically sound and advisable concept.

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A trigger warning for Latinx music?? Also, please stop making the other emos look psycho, thxx

    redties_and_blackparades
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid warning and it pisses me off when people make emos look bad tbh

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    #31

    A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

    A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

    ligmattis Report

    Møõn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please people... never do anything stupid like this, it's not funny.

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the kid was charged with attempted asault. This is just unexceptional.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this here? This is just flat out violence.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that little sh!t got suspended.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like a class jerk.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here he'd be charged with assault and expelled. Simple.

    Bisexual_idiot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats not funny-just idiotic. the teacher kinda looks like danny devito tho

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assault is not being the class clown

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this even remotely funny? And how is this not aggravated assault?

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    #32

    Nah, This Is Cringe

    Nah, This Is Cringe

    BrunoStalky Report

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way, she made $21 million in 2020.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have watched that whole interview and I’m pretty sure people are misunderstanding it big time. What she really meant by it was don’t put yourself down and ask for a raise, instead, just move on to a different job and make what you are worth. The corporate world tends to use people and raises are mostly earned if you change jobs. Corporate loves complacent people.

    Tracy Danis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like it might be taken out of context for click bait

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. She might have meant that you should document your value, tell your company 'this is what I'm worth' and find another job if they won't give it to you. ETA: Nope, she's an asshole. I looked it up. https://fortune.com/2021/10/08/indra-nooyi-ever-asked-for-a-raise/

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then, when they are all leaving to find a better job elsewhere, she will complain because they are ungrateful and working for her should be their life purpose.

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cactus on the internet says being a stingy CEO who underpays their workers is "cringeworthy"

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to see she's the ex-CEO, hopefully the new one is less of an asshole

    Meike H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to take a moment to ask everybody to consider upvoting upvoting this

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has the money but not the good looks or the manners

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    #33

    Nice Guy Moment

    Nice Guy Moment

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    Piku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol .My shy nice guy turned out to be abusive because he used to feel insecure.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry you had to bear that abuse ❤️

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Females of reddit' was enough to know what kind of message would follow. Incel bingo card, how many words did you get? I got three ^-^

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    females; chad; nice guy; "treated you right" ... dunno

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the abusive guy disguised himself as a shy nice guy in the beginning, asshat

    Laura Dawson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because “most nice guys” aren’t attractive to women & think because they are nice to a woman, that means that woman now must have a relationship with them, these so called nice men seem to struggle deliberately with boundaries that normal men can read, if a woman is nice to you in a store, that’s because it’s her job, not because she wants to marry you & when you keep turning up at her work & staring at her, that’s not acceptable but nice guys will argue that they were just admiring her beauty.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even a relationship. They think they are owed sex just for smiling at or saying hello, please and thank you to a "female" nicely ffs. When the incel reddit still existed all they talked about was how they had the right to rape women, because they were so nice and every female (they wouldn't call it a girl or a woman) just owed them sex. And if she wouldn't give it there was obviously something wrong with her and they would have a right to take it. Yes it was that bad. yes these incel neckbeards are that disgusting

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    Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choose? Seriously! My mom's ex literally had a whole fake personality just to charm her - after about a year and a half THAT's when he started showing the real him. We were trapped for about 6 years, but we survived and now my mom is in her first healthy relationship. So no, women don't choose. The abusive men disguise themselves and then start revealing.

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah bro maybe referring to women as females is one of the reasons why you dont get picked

    RedFox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ChOoSe"?!?! Oh hell no!! My ex boyfriend turned into my stalker. Why would I "ChOoSe" that?

    Linda Mermaid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abusive guys aren’t abusive until they have you hooked.

    Rockstar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the second you tell the shy nice guy "no" he flips out

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    #34

    My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

    My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

    THEbrent19 Report

    B-b-bird
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Stephen needs professional help :(

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I got more stupid by every line read. I'm at a lack of words for this guy. Stephen, get a life. /edit: and therapy.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my alien-oriented brain are unable to comprehend it.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well? Why did she park on someone's lawn?

    Rebekah Krause
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the point is that she had permission to park there, for a surprise party, and he came up with this complete delusion and is promising to do what he genuinely believes could ruin someone’s life. It’s utterly deranged.

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    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parking on someone's lawn is only slightly less weird than this letter

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's seriously disturbing. What a creep. Is he gonna try to blackmail her next?

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Stephen needs lots of mental help.

    Laura Dawson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen - your world of lies 😂😂 someone has a crush on the friend & is desperately trying to insert himself in the drama

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    #35

    My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

    My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

    siempremajima Report

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those kids are not going to turn out well...

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly doubt they were only “laughing” judging by their mom’s attitude

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a 138 IQ and I'm a retired farmer/ ag scientist. I don't even rule my own animals. IQ doesn't make up for entitlement. With this type of attitude those kids will wind up very manipulative and egotistical.

    404_Panda_Not_Found
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a 150 IQ and to be honest, your IQ changes. Just because that b***h of a woman “has a high IQ” and married a phD, those KIDS don’t have a 138 IQ and a PhD.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly were the kids laughing at? If they were being rude and laughing at her, for her disability or her weight, or her clothing, or something else that it isn’t socially acceptable to laugh at, then I don’t blame the woman for scolding them. The mother should’ve already been scolding them, so the woman wouldn’t have to.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also were they actually laughing, or were they shrieking bloody murder in the store for 15 minutes and someone finally had enough? I yelled at a kid in the store the other day for just screaming. I don’t know where the kid was and they didn’t see me, I was just like “NO SCREAMING” and the screaming stopped.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop reproducing

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who talk about how their high iq makes them superior likely don't have one

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But then you tell them that everything is hereditary and they don't believe you." (Charles Darwin)

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intelligence is not a substitute for manners.

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    #36

    Big Yikes

    Big Yikes

    AbelNB Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live achievement for a lot of single men from now on: grow over 30 so this weirdo leaves them be.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I can imagine many bucket lists being updated. "Age so I can filter out some of the crazies"

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm pretty comfortable with the idea of being a red flag to this kind of person.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *has a birthday and becomes the turkish embassy*

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    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to a single man in his 30s with 20 kids from many different mothers.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s jealous of people with no kids. Guarantee she’s mean to hers.

    La Kalypso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My exact immediate thought after reading this.

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    Alicia Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I married my husband at age 38. He had no kids. He's the kindest, most loving and supportive man I know. Don't listen to this garbage.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was 36. 30 years later I wouldn't change a bloody thing. He just gets better

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a red flag now? What are we supposed to do now? Hide from society? F*****g hell.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh you have lost your chance to be with that lovely, non judgemental woman. You must be so devestated to be a father, missing out on her and having children who love you. My condolences dude 😁

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    ForgotMyPWSendHelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Being single and childfree over 30 tells me a person has been very careful about their relationship and childbearing choices. Not that everyone else on a different path isn't careful, but I would never think that was a red flag lol.

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she prefers to date married men with a family ...?

    Stephanie Raymond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was once a song with lyrics that went "I will be your mistress. You can keep your wife, because you see I'm all good with this back up plan"

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    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but... what happens if we say that the other way around though? "A single woman over 30 is a BIG RED FLAG! Especially with NO KIDS". Does that stick the landing, OP, or is that just infuriating instead?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably has 45 kids from 46 different dudes so she wouldn’t care if someone said that.

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    #37

    Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

    Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

    BilingualThrowaway01 Report

    Graham Chapman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    little snotty ungrateful brat..

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would never blame the kid - this is 100% the parents who raised the kid.

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    Bianca Saville
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids aren't magically entitled, it's how they are brought up. I teach teenagers and the nice, well balanced ones have caring parents that don't substitute material wealth for love. The girl in this post probably does have parents that give material objects as a substitute for love. So in her eyes they have given her less love as she considered the gift inferior.

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly, everyone is hammering on this kid but it's 100% the parents who raised her.

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    CP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand. Why would someone want an apple phone?

    RandomX123
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK. You should probably ask a snake about it

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the Samsung away. Next birthday or Xmas, give it back to her.

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a rotary dial you jag

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And good luck trying to find how it works😅😅😅

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    GlipGlop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack Skellington is ashamed to be in the pic with her. Also can we stop fake threatening suicide, it's a real damn issue that people struggle with and your life is not that sad mija

    Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the Samsung away and downgrade it to a flip phone :)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad they didn't get you a landline.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the answer to this problem is "no phone"

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    #38

    Sad Cringe

    Sad Cringe

    CheeseLoverMax Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain what's happening here? I mean, it appears to be a VR wedding. That in and of itself is rather sad. But what is she handing him? Why does it look like a díldo hidden in a flower bouquet? Is it ice cream? Is that some wedding tradition I have never heard about?

    Arwen
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake lips to kiss, I think…

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    Stinky Malinky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ThE gAyS aRe RuInInG tHe SaNcTiTy Of MaRrIaGe”

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see the follow up to that in the honeymoon night. Actually no, I wouldn't.

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it was on the face (the kiss)

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking maybe virtual marriage because of covid, but I'm afraid the Waifu sounds entirely too plausible.

    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ………………………………………………I like anime…………I like waifus…………….but this is much

    OmMarol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to each their own, but why does it need to be recorded lol

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he marrying that anime bride?

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    #39

    Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

    Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having no food to eat in the first place seems much more upsetting.

    RedstonewolfX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    having no food, being alone, AND having nothing to do except photograph random people doing normal things you think are somehow bad is even more upsetting

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    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave that man alone - stop taking pictures of people minding their own business and shaming/pitying them online for likes. It's gross.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something more upsetting than the guy eating his meal in the right pic? The entitlement of the girl in the left pic, for sure.

    Ally R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You taking a picture of someone eating without their knowledge.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking a photo of a stranger without their consent is upsetting.

    ToGo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t! Stop taking pictures of strangers and posting them on the internet! What the hell?!

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do it to homeless people all the time.

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    GlipGlop
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU are more upsetting than this by a factor of a trillion. Gramps just be gramping, with a dope ass sweater

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    taking a picture of some random dude just trying to eat a meal

    Jason Wheeler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat alone On my lunch break from WORK

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    #40

    Why Tho?

    Why Tho?

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So? Let people eat their nasty food. Nobody says anything about the sick shít some of the people judging eat. You’re not cool for having an opinion about steak.

    Ellis Reed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Some people have this weird smug superiority complex over the way they cook their steaks like it matters. Don't like that someone likes theirs well done? Good news! You don't have to eat it!

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    Kitty Jordan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't, but this is actually the precise situation that "the customer is right" is supposed to be used for. As long as he paid for the meal, let him enjoy it the way he wants.

    Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like you. I'm one of the pickiest eaters I know and I get SO sick of people telling me how I should eat everything. If I want a plain turkey burger with only mustard let me eat my shame food without shame. Even if people actually like American cheese let them like it without comments on "real" cheese. Its rude to say mean things and all it does is make people afraid of eating out.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they're paying for it, they can have it however they want. so quit food-shaming people

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem? Your opinion does not matter over someone else's taste

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you stock plastic fake cheese at your restaurant?

    Prestigous Cactus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People, theyre saying this is 'cringe' not 'evil' or 'wicked', it doesn't make the customer a bad person and it shouldn't be illegal. No one is saying that. Saying 'it's their food, let them eat it' is missing the point: yes they are free to eat whatever rubbish they want - noones stopping them, but yes, it is cringe to ruin a $100+ steak like this.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    It isn’t. You’re just minding other peoples business like a Karen. R

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    anarkzie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't eat meat and I openly admit to being ignorant about this, but is this really much different than putting cheese on a burger patty?

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very much so. The flavours in a burger and in a top of the range steak don't compare. To put awful American "cheese" on a steak is just such an utter waste.

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man, that's an expensive piece of meat, with lots of flavour. i wish I could afford that...is like throwing money away...he could have any cheap stuff covered with that cheap cheese and it wouldn't bother me as much...I'm hungry now damm it!!

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abomination!!! Get a priest, quick!!

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    #41

    Soooo.... What's Her Name?

    Soooo.... What's Her Name?

    OffensiveandLoud Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First name: Black, Surname: Woman :D

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you wanted to know, her name is Linda Guillory

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of when Admiral Michelle Howard became the first woman to be a 4 star admiral, all the headline said "Black Woman becomes ...." and the like. Almost none even put her name or any of her accomplishments in the title. Very few even had her accomplishments in the article (she was a counter piracy expert who worked with spec-ops and more). It was as if her being black and a woman was the only important thing

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the person in question can be recognised by name to most laypeople, names go in subheaders, not headlines. First lesson in journalism: headlines draw in the reader, if the name isn't immediately connecting to the person then a description is used. "Sarah Berenson gets world record", you don't want your readers to go "Sarah who?" and ignore the article.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but the descriptor 'Black' was totally unnecessary. WTF does her race have to do with anything here? Should have just read 'Woman ... '

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol "black woman" ... story essential. this writer is an idiot

    alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does the race matter? it's like saying *female* engineer or *asian* doctor

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how black woman is relevant here? it's not a record if it's a white man?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that it's Kotaku writing about that, they wouldn't had put the guy in such a spotlight

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Kotaku. What do you expect?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr and mrs Woman have a daughter. What is her name? Black.

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    #42

    Alpha Male Grindset

    Alpha Male Grindset

    DilanDop Report

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do i envision him saying this like a caveman or is that just me

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to be an idiot: All of the above.

    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me you have a tiny d**k without telling me you have a tiny d**k

    Potassium
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just get a lifted ford to complete the checklist

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This s**t has to stop. When will these dopes realize that we ALL know this is an attempt to mask some serious inadequacies.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be that insecure, what a shame. At least he advertises his toxic masculinity.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using your back as advertising is not manly

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    #43

    Blast From The Past

    Blast From The Past

    CharsiMunda99 Report

    Tiffany Choi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How has she been so famous for so long? She must have some hit songs in different parts of the world that I'm just not aware of.

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    That sarcastic asshole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not because Ur unpopular right......

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dEFinately ddidnt say that cuz it didnt get the retweets

    #44

    So Romantic

    So Romantic

    Proxila Report

    redties_and_blackparades
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eyyyy blink. I used to be one but i still think they’re good. Now im literally into my chemical romance lol

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    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor, mentally ill man..

    Marlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for cardboard Jimin

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "on surgery to NOT look like the star" :/

    Alicia P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "K-pop Super Fan" is that "Oli London" guy. All I can say is watch his Youtube videos.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's clearly a mental illness, that guy would have needed help.

    Zozo🤟
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that this is really disrespectful somehow. I thoroughly hope that the real Jimin NEVER finds this.

    Goth mouse (they/them)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But his cardboard husband will melt in the rain 😭

    Ebony
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of better things to spend $165,000 on

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    #45

    How Is This Funny?

    How Is This Funny?

    dickbuttinator Report

    Raccoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women on the internet cant have hobbies without getting made fun of.so sad

    alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what f*****g moron thinks this is a good idea

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he left that mess for his mom to clean up?

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with using a lot of milk and sugar?

    bagels and beagles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people who do this. People are starving in some parts of the world yet people do this

    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, this makes me physically cringe so bad..That's gonna be so hard to clean up and it stinks and it's sticky and it's a waste and his clothes are probably wet and nasty, to 😭

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    #46

    I'm Sorry But This Was A Little Cringey Of Elon

    I'm Sorry But This Was A Little Cringey Of Elon

    elonmusk Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to wonder if Elon has employed someone to do his social media for him and they are having a field day of taking the p*ss

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you see how this man named his child? No cringe here.

    human compatriot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo….. is that his new kid’s name?

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    #47

    Love You Dad From A Disappointment

    Love You Dad From A Disappointment

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we ban tikfuck already, please? It's nothing but a propaganda platform moderated and controlled by a regime that commits genocide, yet nobody gives a shít. The ignorance is ashaming.

    Purbasha Banai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's already banned in few parts of the world, including India. So there's hoping.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, sometimes cards are supposed to be sarcastic and funny...

    Brutus Trump
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I"m going to throw up back here, guys. Don't mind me.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TikTok is from China, ffs!! Red flag, anybody?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Tiktok becomes like my dad one day - dead

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a cute card from the right age kid

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    #48

    F

    F

    skyetrack Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eli Whitney and the Cotton Gin (as taught to me by fellow Pandas!)

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    Grover underwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are VERY EASY math problems. (Unless of course you have learning disabilities)

    Claire Bee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught third grade for several years. Three-digit addition with regrouping is third-grade level, so this kid is either 8 years old or...

    Tiffany Choi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be an 8 year old. I have a 9 year old and during the pandemic she's played games online while in group calls with her friends. Shocked at how many of her friends have tiktok accounts

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    alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is he a third grader?

    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i learned that in 2nd grade

    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, this is a little kid based on the math. What is he doing on social media??

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4th grade math

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    #49

    People That Insist On Getting Trigger Warnings Shouldn't Be On The Internet

    People That Insist On Getting Trigger Warnings Shouldn't Be On The Internet

    need_dope-a-meme Report

    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trigger warnings are fair in certain circumstances but like many things, have been misunderstood and co-opted for far more general use than they should be. A "trigger warning" is not everything that might be weird or hurtful for some person. People like to use phrases they hear without knowing what they mean. See also: Woke, CRT.

    Sarah Sparkles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they go out into the world where they will regularly see other people's bodies?

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Body trigger warning? I don't get it...

    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trigger warnings should be for: murder, abuse, blood, EDs, and other dark topics.

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what is being said here....either way am sensing Suzzinnn is a certified idiot.

    Violet Jensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try content lists of all the content in a video. That way any unusual triggers get covered. Seriously though, food and body type is common.

    CbusResident
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The left is really smart now. Really, really smart, b/c they know about trigger warnings!

    Olive
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    4 years ago

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    the only trigger warnings someone would truly need is ones on self-delete, s/h, things like that.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self-delete? You can never completely delete yourself from existence. You shift your troubles over to someone else. I have been to the point where I was seriously considering suicide, Olive. Nobody can ever fully recover from somebody they're close to killing themselves. Self-delete implies that your existence will be wiped from the memory card of life. It won't. And it never will be.

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    #50

    This

    This

    chainsandbruises Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm anorexic and sometimes get triggered by the sight of food.

    Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you can get through it - we believe in you! <3

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    Nupraptor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehhh... a "trigger warning" for food seems ridiculous but they very well might be taunting someone with an eating disorder.

    Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard once that anorexic people get triggered by food so yes it is a real thing

    Violet Jensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cringe is the SECOND person. Eating disorders yall…..

    Sayler Daudelin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiganopsomophobia is the fear of pancakes, but everyone else just calls it irrational.

    Nupraptor
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Corgo Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at the second line

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    #51

    "Disappointing"

    "Disappointing"

    zabuza235 Report

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I kind of agree based on just the two pictures. Where are vegetables? Lots of carbs and fat. If there's a sandwich, that has enough carbs. And serve potatoes instead of fries. But then there are people starving so I guess nobody has a right to complain about nutrients.

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually salads, fruits and veggies aren't kept in the hot food section...

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks delicious.

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what?! I'm an adult and i want that at my work

    Deceased Nemo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my school gives out free food as long as you have 1 fruit 1 veggie 1 drink(juice or milk) and 1 main meal

    Davis the Un-Greatest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only WISH this was my school lunch! At least we get any at all, though.

    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks good. The hot dogs at my school are brown and uncooked and the burgers have bubbles on them

    ethan kraner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is way better than the food I get at school, and how are you filming in school? isn't that illegal?

    IDK It's Whatever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No phones are usually allowed at lunch also that looks like a college campus lunch

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    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean It seems that they purposely burned the food were I went……….but food was food

    Kylie Cantwell
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    4 years ago

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    If you don't want it, send some money for kids who are starving instead. They'll appreciate any food.

    CP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That problem has nothing to do with the problem stated above. What about.... What about... What about you stay on topic.

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago

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    There are kids in the world that don't even know what a school lunch is...

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    #52

    Elon Musk Is Live-Action Cringe

    Elon Musk Is Live-Action Cringe

    elonmusk Report

    martin734
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but he should really rethink his profile icon, it looks more like a dildo than a rocket. (Or it could just be that I have a dirty mind!)

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, not just your dirty mind, definitely looks like a dildo.

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    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God he's so cringey! How tf did he get Time's person of the year?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rich & Morty this... Rick & Morty that... When will everyone accept that Spore is the thing you should compare to?

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t really get how this is cringe it’s funny

    Purbasha Banai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I mean some of his stuff are cringe worthy but right now they're just lowkey picking on him for almost everything

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    #53

    Plus Sized Women, Overweight Men

    Plus Sized Women, Overweight Men

    lifted333up Report

    Shaurya Joshi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are plus sized? But men are overweight?

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So for many, many years heavy dudes could say, "No fatties!" and nobody had any qualms.

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People definitely had qualms about that. However, it was useful. Any guy who openly says "No fatties!" is an a-hole, and we know to avoid them.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you date a chubby dude, you're settling?

    alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is it always *overweight men* and *plus-size women? i feel like saying plus-size is more respectful.

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate the generalizations regarding different types of people. The writer of the article really needs to add the word "some" instead of making it look like all.

    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woman who has a few extra pounds to the internet: ohmygawd slay queen! go off gurl! slayyy!!!! man who has a few extra pounds to the internet: ew gross fat guy! santa claus called, he wants his weight back! get to the gym, fatass!

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine having to adjust your attraction based on popular opinion

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