40 People Who’ve Entered New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The ‘Cringetopia’ Online Group (New Pics)
Think of all the cringeworthy things we do. Like realizing you were walking the wrong way and having to do a complete 180 on the street. Or assuming your coursemate asked for your number because they thought you were cute and gently telling them that you're seeing someone only to understand they just wanted to work on your group project. What about waving to someone who's definitely waving to a person behind you? That's a classic.
Now multiply the embarrassment these actions have caused you by approximately 1,325 and you'll know what to expect from r/Cringetopia. As you may have learned from our previous publications on this subreddit here, here, and here, it's the place to go to when you want to confuse and disturb your mind. Which, I guess, everyone has to do every once in a while to keep themselves in check—if you find that the content below doesn't bother you at all, please contact your shrink.
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What Were They Thinking?
Popo in French and English is pretty much pronounced the same. #2 is poupou...
Load More Replies..."Would you be willing to escort us to the nearest totally sick rave party?"
A while ago our police in 1 of the big cities tweeted almost fully in slang (slang that almost nobody uses on top of that lol). It was absolutely ridiculous and all it did was make them tha laughing stock of the country. Noone is going to take those officers serious ever again. Bunch of morons
The real cringe is people thinking popo is youth slang when it originated in the 80s. But that's just classic genz crap
Cringe
Imagine my surprise and annoyance (I am a former English teacher) when right-wing idiots started complaining about 'they/them/their' as gender neutral pronouns. We have literally used these pronouns in the singular form for *centuries*. It's beyond stupid.
They didn't think that one through, that's on Them and Their choices 😁
Great writer. Amazing human. Neil for President of Earth.
Load More Replies...This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo
It's not like the teens understand the normal language... /sarcasm
Our teenage daughter does not seem to understand the phrase "Clean your room" So i'm not sure about that really
Load More Replies...I know it’s cringy but am I weird when I say (as a teen) that I find it funny?
I (a teenager) think it's absolutely hilarious, but I don't know about cool
Load More Replies...That second one will honestly just make teenagers make fun of you lol
Look, I know many people have had their sense of humour crushed the last couple of years, but It's a joke.
It isn't so much that anyone's sense of humor has been crushed as that some people will laugh at jokes at others' expense all day long, but when it's directed at them, all of a sudden it isn't funny anymore.
Load More Replies...The ironic thing here is most teens don’t use the word rekt anymore.
People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur
Srsly, noir was an indicator of foreign language which should’ve been picked out by others
Can't really fix that level of stupid, though. Sometimes people have no idea.
Load More Replies...Man Crayola is a lot more patient about that than I would be
That's why I wouldn't be able to do this job and deal with idiots! I would have answered that our products should not be used by people with iq below 50!
Load More Replies...This isn't just "cancel culture ", it's America thinking no other country, language, culture exists, as usual.
Whoa, don't lump all of us in that category. There are more US citizens than you realize that know there are other countries, languages, cultures, etc that exist. Remember there are eighteen states that border other countries: thirteen on the US-Canada border and four on the US-Mexico border and one has maritime borders with Cuba and The Bahamas .
Load More Replies...I don't understand why people try to create problems where they aren't any. There are more important issues going on in the world.
They are the racist ones for trying to cancel Crayola for having Spanish on it.
Lord did none of these people look at their crayons when we were growing up? Jesus.
Yeah, I mean, what did they think THAT word stood for? Jeezus
Load More Replies...It's pronounced 'ne-gro' with short vowel sounds. 'e' does not say 'ay' in Spanish.
True, but I don't think the people being addressed have the ability to understand in any case. The concept of another language seems to escape them totally.
Load More Replies...White woman : "I'm offended on your behalf!!" African Amercan : "Uhhhh... what..?"
But I Have 11k Followers!
Influencers should spend more time hitting the books, just sayin.
Influencers should spend more time acknowledging that nobody cares about them and that businesses need money, not exposure, to survive. Entitled arseholes.
Load More Replies...They treat customers very well - serve them great food. Cuntsomers,on the other hand, should be cashed in addition for entitlement.
The mentality here fascinates me. I’m poor and I live in a very very affluent part of the world. Countless times I have seen little old ladies or old dudes come up to the counter at the pharmacy and give the pharmacist or the cashier holy hell because their meds are not done when they want them to be done. The tirade usually starts with “do you know who I am?” or “do you know where I live?” I feel for these Customer Service cashiers or anyone working with these people as customers because they are so rude and inconsiderate. I really wanna burst out laughing run up to them and say “who are you and where do you live and what does that matter to the rest of it?” Narcissistic people with too much money!! I know how hard those people work and how little they’re getting paid and I try to let them know how much I appreciate them and they try to help bring a smile to their day never by asking them to smile of course 😜
Translation: I think I'm entitled to better treatment because I give people """"exposure"""" and can't handle it when people treat me normally.
They did know how to treat customers. You just didn’t realize that that is what you were.
Literal Cringe Face
Oh my goodness ok so it's the age of spiritual maturity in Jewish culture the reason behind Bar Mitzvahs (at age 14 for boys) and Bat Mitzvahs (age 12 for girls)
Load More Replies...Minimum legal age of marriage in Massachusetts (USA) with parental consent.
All so the Good Christians are allowed to make their children marry their rapists.
Load More Replies...Also his face is cracking me up
Load More Replies...No no, just the people. Leave the animals and plants alone.
Load More Replies...The minimum age of consent in the US is 16, and states with that age of consent are a hodgepodge of red and blue.
Load More Replies...My guess is the additional phrasing of "in common law" lead to his answer, especially considering age of consent laws in most US states recently changed.
Huh? The US appears to have different ages for adulthood for certain things, but pretty sure 14 or 15 are defenitely not one of those
How Does This Even Happen
and he got from the jump spot, into the ambulance, through the ER and into surgery in 14 minutes - AMAZING!
Load More Replies...Hello, here's the funeral home......Yo Gaby it's my ghostly apparition typing....
Ya know... bull excrement is used for fertilizer... so, fertile imagination is basically he's full of $hite
Load More Replies...In less than 15 minutes he went from being dead to being able to text from the hospital.
Meanwhile, Gaby and her new boyfriend sat across the street in the café watching him cry as his mom breastfed him on the bench
Gaby couldn't answer while she was torn between puking, rolling her eyes, and laughing too hard.
I Can Do It But You Can’t
Their self confidence hit the floor and next thing you know it went low low low low low low low low BOOT WITH DA FUR!!!
Load More Replies...Put a bag over your head and fart a lot, ok? Quit being weird about it.
"My bf can't be around women with makeup! Don't you get it? Don't you see how insecure and immature I am? You HAVE to look like a bag lady to be around us. Is that so hard to understand? He's a very weak man and I my self esteem is in the red! You can't look good around him or he'll dump me!"
Makeup is not for other people it is for yourself. If you love wearing it wear it, if you rather not then do not. But other people have no right to tell you what to do.
Why do YOU care so much? If you think your friend wearing make up in your boyfriend's presence is enough to ruin your couple, you are the problem.
Cardi B Approves This Message
Come now, the guy had been drinking. He was probably sending her signals that she could take his money. Hell, he probably consented to it and is now having regrets. You know how men are. Why should we ruin this promising young woman's life just because of a fickle guy who can't keep his wallet closed?
Load More Replies...if a guy did this to a woman he would be ripped apart by the comments
20$ might have been funny, but 2000$ could've really harmed the guy. What if he couldn't pay his rent or child support? Shitty move.
"you know, if a man goes out at night with an open venmo wallet like that, he's just asking for it" --- SOUND FAMILIAR? /s/
...that's the point. when katherine said all that stuff, it was the joke/point for it to say something that sounded pro-r@pe arguments (just btw) /s/nm
Load More Replies...This is just an asshole, thief thing to do. Not the category of embarrassing cringe though.
Think the cringe is in reference to people's responses. Like a bunch of mouth breathers laughing at a house fire.
Load More Replies...Is it though? He handed his phone over to her, a complete stranger. Comes down to he said/she said, which is difficult to prove in court.
Why hand a stranger your phone and turn away?! Yes, she did a felonious act, but he's stupidly naive... Good LORD dude, have SOME common sense.
Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol
It was needed, I approve. This cycle of madness must end! With her not going into childhood education.
Load More Replies..."what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
OK but can we maybe not generalise and say "vegans" when meaning "this one idiot"?
Is it legal to hit someone with a dinosaur fossil? Asking for a friend.
Depends on who you whack and how rare the fossil.
Load More Replies...Hold on, I thought it was because a man ate fruit that caused the world to be covered in evil darkness?
pretty sure it was a lot more than 3,000 years ago. And I don't think the whole animal kingdom really get together and have conferences on whether to eat humans or not.
She's talking about the garden of Eden where, according to some christians, all animals were herbivores, even the dinosaurs, but they started eating meat after Adam and Eve were thrown out. It's in the bible so it must be true...
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure all of you already know it, but I will say it just for safety's sake : that, ladies and gentlemen, is not an accurate fact.
He Must Not Have Been A Real Man
She was testing him to see how "generous" he was. The original article is still floating around.
Load More Replies...Why are we overlooking thr fact that 23 family members agreed to go on a date with her??
Well, she learned this type of behavior from somewhere.
Load More Replies...People are outrageous. We had a company-sponsored conference and special, very elegant, dinner in Florida (out of state for us) at an organization that I worked for. One of the agents brought his whole extended family, who lived in Florida, to the dinner.
World News??? Erm... Also - she was not 'stuck' with a bill. She got a bill for the family she invited. That is not 'being stuck' with, that 'getting a' bill.
What Was The Point Of This?
I hate that society always associates women w/ skinniness and/or losing weight
Oh I will smile. I'll smile when I kick the nuts of the man who designed this.
don't know why you got downvoted for that ... it's clever :)
Load More Replies...In my experience they do smile more after an 'epic s**t' and have to tell us about it. (okay, I may or may not be talking about a specific uncle) :)
Load More Replies...When it comes to toilets, public dressing rooms etc., I prefer segregation, thanks! It's bad enough sharing bathrooms in the first place!
Load More Replies...I was about to downvote this monstrosity but then I remember this was the point. 10 points to Slytherin.
Twitter User Discovers Empathy
have?????you????ever?????been????happy????like????when?????your?????not????sad???/
"Multiple exclamation marks ... are a sure sign of a diseased mind." (Terry Pratchett, Eric) I wonder what he'd say about this abuse of question marks?
Perpetual existential crisis. What even is a Terry Pratchett really?
Load More Replies...Person 1: Omg! Emotions are contagious. Person 2: Fake news it's not contagious there are no emotions, [insert random political/medical name] is lying, wake up sheeple! The fact that you think emotions are real, let alone contagious, makes me disappointed and angry, and a little concerned! Emotions are fake news!
Fun fact: I can feel a muted version of others' pain. This makes it hard to watch movies, especially movies where people get hurt. Fail compilations on YouTube are painful too. This is not fun. I do not want it. Somebody take this from me.
Sheesh
You all know these deeeeep sighs dogs sometimes make that sound like the weight of the whole world lay on their shoulders? I think that would be appropriate here.
Lol I love your description and I know exactly the sigh you're talking about
Load More Replies...I have a really powerful immune system and it is the reason why I have chronic and severe heart problems
Please, save the tongue kissing of many strangers for after the pandemic...or you can just go to New Zealand where orgies of up to 25 people are safe now.
Damn! I was planning an orgy of 26 people. Someone's getting booted out.
Load More Replies...What?! You THOUGHT?! With your brain and all?! Like, you are able to THINK?! Wow, that's crazy!
At Least He Redeemed Himself
Guy commented that she has nice feet. She asked what is wrong with him. He awarded her (reddit), apologized and proceeded to compliment her feet AND dress and she said "that's better" and apparently dropped the subject.
Load More Replies...this is a super sweet tradition, disregarding the creepy foot fetishizer.
What
damn it now i cant stop thinking about strawberry Ribena really want one now
Load More Replies...I'm guessing she's going to be really embarrassed in a few years.
Load More Replies...I'm so glad I didn't embarass myself that way, when I was a teenage Trekkie who was no more in touch with reality than this girl! Well, maybe i was slightly more in touch with reality...
I wish there was some way to purge people's teenage social media and consign it to oblivion once they reach adulthood, like sealed juvenile criminal records. I wasn't quite this cringeworthy as a teen but I am still so glad social media wasn't around for me to memorialize my teenage silliness for all time.
Load More Replies...Doesn't school happen in daylight? Aren't vampires prone to die when in the sun? Or is she one of the sparkling vampires
Tastes like sh*t. Why would you carbonate vampires?
Load More Replies...Alright, go drink your blood but don't come running to me when you get heavy stomach cramps from the giant clot your GI is trying to digest.
Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness
How dare he live his life for himself 😡 how selfish, what about meeeeeee
Unfortunately, too many people tend to assume that celebrities or just whoever they follow on social media belong to them and owe them to satisfy all their expectations. Also, I hope your lungs are fine.
Load More Replies...You named yourself "naruto" and yet care not about the welfare of others. You have defiled yourself and brought shame to his name. Unfollow. Just how dare he have a life and not bend to your every whim!
It depends, I like to know more about people I follow, but not only that
Seems Legit
Totally happened just like this kid said, honest. Shame they had a stroke towards the end of the paragraph.
Yeah I'm not sure how to understand that last bit
Load More Replies...What… the last sentence wasn’t even English. And everyone clapped.
(Anyone remember) top cryptologists are trying to decipher whatever the f**k you said at the end
I have it on good authority that the world is in the shape of a disk and sits on the back of 4 massive elephants who stand on a space-faring turtle. :)
i get the point of the post but why the picture of the toilet oh maybe because OP is talking s**t
Pretty sure the swirl proves the earth is round and spins around and around
Load More Replies..."She gets out to check and man door hand hook car door!" Hey, that was equally as coherent and plausible as this guy...
“Because the teacher the flat earth my the evidence student the earth” wise words
Logic Not Found
I'm feeling reminded of this ultra-manly lumberjack-style dude, massive body, massive beard, wearing flanel shirts - and ordering his appletini "EXTRA FRUITY" because he doesn't give a fúck. Can I send these two on a blind date, please? That'd be fun.
This is so gross. Just all the internalization of misogyny, toxic masculinity, patriarchy. So messed up
Yeah, it's just a reminder that small minded cr** can come from anyone, for any reason, not matter how contrived.
Load More Replies...My husband eats his pudding with his left arm around the dish, in case anyone tried to pinch some.
Load More Replies...Not anymore. They must order raw meat only, with dripping blood
Load More Replies...i hate people like this. f**k yourself and your stupid gender roles
You sound like a walking red flag to me, madam. I'll keep my distance.
I wonder if she has figured out why she has ONLY first dates.
Load More Replies...I'd rather be a huge red flag than have someone tell me not to have desserts
Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot
let me add something... ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING YOU UNGRATEFUL BTCH
Load More Replies...WTF? I would never wear something like that to a funeral let alone pose for "cute" photos!!! Narcissistic much?
If anyone in my family turned up at a funeral in that outfit they'd be booted out of the church so fast, their feet wouldn't touch the ground. In fact, any type of event being held in a church, including a wedding, where people are more likely to wear off the shoulder dresses.
Load More Replies...I remember this - truly left me speechless - there’s narcissism & then there is NARCISSISM - God what was she thinking - your Dads open casket funeral was a perfect place to get some “pretty photos” because all you see is you & the prospect of getting a load of compliments off strangers - even with your dead Dad behind you. I truly believe some people need to horse whipped hard & she is one of them.
Where do we sign a petition to allow such people to be whipped publicly...?
I hate people. I wish instagram was never invented, it's created so many vapid monsters.
Apparently “Child” Is A Slur Now
So glad to shake off the horrible label 'Adult'. From now, please address me as 'middle-aged traveler', 'grown mind', or ''medium -sized activist' only
I want to be called "person who doesn't realise they're supposed to be an adult" from now on.
Load More Replies...(over tannoy) Twat detected, cor blimey! This is not a bloody drill!
Load More Replies...Yeah I can't believe this is serious. Not with "young travelers" as the suggested alternative.
Load More Replies...If you called someone a "young traveller" in Ireland you'd probably get a punch in the face.
The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.
He tried to sue them for child pornography as well. It's not about being a "big deal", but about him thinking they're his ticket to fame and/or money.
I thought it was his parents that did the child pornography suit?
Load More Replies...Given he has recreated the album cover as an adult. I’m not sure how much of a case he has.
It amuses me that he even recreated the nevermind cover over and over and then wants to pull this card
Like a Greek tragedy. So it was foretold in the faraway land of Nirvana that a boy with naked ambition would pursue the elusive dollar to the ends of the earth and into the great sea beyond. Meh, what a horrible joke. I'm so sorry. I thought ... y'know just... nevermind!
The lawyers and managers deal with that sort of thing. What a d*ck
They bought rights to a picture he was in, they didn’t promise to be bffs
So Messed Up
To shame people publicly. For older private schools, it's not unheard of in the least.
Load More Replies...Wow, my hatred level went from 0 to 100 in one second. That poor boy will remember this for a very long time.
I shall gift something to my comrade in need. killdozer-...ca9c61.jpg
If any place deserves internet justice, this place does. Speaking as an autist. F**k them. https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2019/06/04/indiana-teacher-bailly-preparatory-academy-gives-autistic-student-most-annoying-award/ Address: 4621 Georgia St, Gary, IN 46409, United States Hours: Open 24 hours Phone: +1 219-980-6326
It breaks my heart. My son has special needs and it's disgraceful
Load More Replies...Our school had official award ceremonies at the end of every year and there was one for ‘most sensitive child’, the teachers claimed it was a joke but I won it every time because I would have meltdowns over loud noises and stuff like that, I have autism.
Shame on that school and the teachers in particular. I'm sorry you went through that.
Load More Replies...I Have No Words
You can be rich and agree with taxing the rich. I’m not rich, but I worked for an extremely wealthy the woman who was originally Dutch and she was very much in favor of paying her taxes, socialized medicine, free college education, etc. They aren’t mutually exclusive, though it can feel that way
So, to be fair. The person saying "2 million is not rich" is not the same person we see in the picture. You can be rich and still believe the rich should pay more taxes.
Who said she doesn't pay her taxes tho? Taxing the rich doesn't mean making them poor or anything like that, they would still be very much rich. Also 2mil isn't rich if you take the most wealthy people into account (who don't pay taxes and we all even kno it), then 2mil is just a grain of rice in the ocean of rice. Compared to besos we are all terribly poor
So for those who aren't sure, this Neekolul person is a Bernie supporter and made her money on instagram due to being aesthetically pleasing to observe. So, I'm pretty much ok with her because plenty of people, particularly in hollywood, ONLY get jobs (which pay in the 10s of millions), for merely being aesthetically pleasing, without any actual acting talent. Shrug.
A month? Or are you buying the apartment outright? I don't understand city living.
Trying To Find Logic
The premise is that she comes up and thinks these are just some normal boxes to inspect and she has no idea that there's something out of the ordinary. But of course she would know something is up and it's on the other side because there's a camera man standing there, focused on the back of the boxes. So this is obviously a staged act.
Load More Replies...I hate them too. Just be authentic or don't do it at all. It was overall a good idea just should have used a hidden camera or have the guy dress in the Amazon delivery gear because they typically take the picture to show proof of delivery, that method could have been believable. Just take the time to think it through. Most viewers aren't that stupid.
Load More Replies...I'd be like "I didn't order this s**t" and then I'd walk back inside and call whichever company delivered them
I saw the caption first, and I thought this was about the rapper Logic playing Hide-and-seek. Thoroughly disappointed.
reminds me of the time this old guy went up a mountain to get instructions from a shrub about some rules of human conduct, and had a convo, and it was totally accurately written down by... a reporter? i dunno.
...huh? I think historians and scholars conclude that the first three to five chapters are likely written by Moses. Whatever he wasn't present for having been passed down by oral tradition, and whatever he was present for written by himself. I'm not sure what you're meaning by this comment. The Bible is a historical text. As in, it's not the same as a fairy tale randomly conjured up in recent history. It has been constructed over real time, throughout real human civilizations, and by real, investigatable historical figures and ancient discovered texts. While you're not obligated to believe what it says, it's a little strange to use an uneducated logic to try to claim something else to be uneducated. Though I understand the emotional disdain that is caused by anyone who has experienced disinformation "based on" the Bible shoved down their throats. It still doesn't make it okay to spread more disinformation yourself in the same way
Load More Replies...Check Troux comment above, it's staged because obviously someone is filming them both, like we're supposed to believe she doesn't see the person taking the pic here
Load More Replies...Quora Moment
If I did that out of the blue or at all, my son would be devestated and angry. And I would be ashamed. There's a limit. We don't teach others how to behave by misbehaving ourselves. Ban use of the game for a while, sure! Delete hours and hours of hard work? D**k move.
What if, and hear me out, the kid can play Minecraft AND get some good old-fashioned outside time? Why are these mutually exclusive?
So you are incapable of setting limits on your 8 year old without destroying things? This sounds like you're the one with the problem. He's 8, set limits on how long he can play and take the console away for a set time if he disobeys. Also your 17 year old is smarter than you are.
That's awful, I don't even play Minecraft but I remember perfectly being 8 yo and spending hours building Lego stuff, and how important it was to my peace of mind and self-confidence. I can't imagine the state of despair of that poor boy.
I absolutely hate video games with a passion and I always have, but I would NEVER do something so cruel to my child. Minecraft worlds take so much work to build. Poor kid.
just out of curiosity, why do you hate video games? clearly you can appreciate things like the time and effort put into minecraft worlds, so i'm just wondering.
Load More Replies...As a person who plays Minecraft this makes me mad, kids put a lot of work into their Minecraft worlds, and losing a world that you worked super hard on sucks, like all that time and effort gone
Exactly. I spent MONTHS working on a castle built into a mountain, with a swimming pool in the chandelier and a path that leads from there to the king's chambers. I would not want to lose that. Permanently, I mean. I left to do more stuff elsewhere and now I can't find it.
Load More Replies...My 8yr nephew built an amazing castle in Minecraft. My sister (his mum) sent a video tour of it to our whole family chat coz she was so proud of his efforts and attention to detail. My 7yr old niece loves the Sims and my sister said it's great because all of a sudden she understands things like the importance of doing homework coz the sim kids grades go down when they don't. And she now understands that sometimes her sims have to save their wages to pay for bills and food instead of buying pretty things. Video games can be great for kids
Oh No
Ewww, who wants to bet money someone went to the hospital to get a poor little guinea pig stuck up their butt out
In my experience, guinea pigs are nowhere near "little". Maybe we just had unusually large ones when I was young, but those piggers would be FAR too large for any opening smaller than a biscuit cutter. And that would be a squeeze!
Load More Replies...What The [hell]?
They all say that, don't they? Mediums who are ripping people off money and giving families false hope, always say that there's forest, body of water or road close by, like that's too vague and you can't really find anywhere without at least one of those things.
I'm getting an 'M.' Is there a spirit here what's got an 'M' in it?
Load More Replies...If she/he sketched that river as their avatar, they never found anything.
It looks like a cantaloupe pretending to be Lady Gaga.
Load More Replies...How cruel. They should be tracked down and charged with something. I don't know what....just anything.
Misleading, tampering, or interfering with an ongoing investigation.
Load More Replies...I'm a psychic and I'm seeing...nature...no, wait, inside a building...actually a building with nature around it. Does that help?
Ummmmm....as a witch who's come from generations of witches. That's not how that works.
Most of our planet is covered in water, unless you're living in the middle of the desert with no running water that description is pretty much always a sure bet. Exploiting desperate people like that is sickening.
A forest and a body of water? Hell, could be a herb garden above a sink on a windowsill. Have you checked the kitchen? It's always a body of water for these people. With water covering 71% of the earth surface, I'd say it's entirely likely there is water in the vicinity.
yeah witches are cool. BUT MIND YOUR OWN EFFING BUSINESS THATS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN HELP WITH HOW UTTERLY FISGUSTING FOR YOU TO SAY
I agree on this being a torment. My daughter has been missing over 3 years now and all kinds of mediums give same story. This is terrible for mediums to do. #FindKassandraRamirez.
Good Ole Fashion Keemstar
Those beauties wouldn't date Keem either. They look waaaay too nice and intelligent. They know an assh0le when they see one.
They don't even know him and they are already sick of his $hit.
Load More Replies...Men of his age want to date very young women/girls because they need someone immature and naïve they can mould. Women their own age are savvy enough not to put up with their s**t.
Also, they want eye candy to impress other men. They use these women shamelessly then move on. Losers.
Load More Replies...He thinks he’s better looking than these ladies - the dude looks like an ice pick with that beard, & literally looks like a billion guys, lose the beard & let us see what you truly look like - there’s nothing wrong with these women - they look like the average woman - it’s no loss to them.
Seriously... What's wrong with the pictures of the women? I don't see it...
They are not only three times as old as women he would like to date, but they also didn't even bother to photoshop and pose and make seductive faces for their pictures. Regular normal women are not good enough for him
Load More Replies...He purposefully looked at less attractive looking women instead of other 39 year olds because he wants to justify his teen-boner.
Less attractive? You think there's something wrong with these women?
Load More Replies...My 27 yo son remembers 9/11. Based on this comment, Keem is saying a 27-year-old would be too old for him. Ridiculous.
When someone tells a person to "find someone their own age" it's usually reserved for people who habitually date much younger people and it never works out because of the age difference.
And then they complain about it. "Waaah, the teenager I'm dating is so immature!"
Load More Replies...What The...
Oh, no...no, no, no... sweetheart, you're just nose-blind to your own stank...
Growing up my mom always told me, "if you can smell yourself it's too late. Everyone else can always tell you stink before you can smell yourself."
Load More Replies...WAIT- the post is bad enough already but why there is a Trigger Warning for Latinx music???
That was the first thing I saw and I thought that was the cringe part. Then I read the post...
Load More Replies...A daily shower may not be necessary for everyone, but most teenagers and people in their 20s absolutely DO need one quite often, through no fault of their own; hormones, sweat and bacteria make a fun combination at that age.
As a teenager going through puberty, can confirm. I feel so self conscious and apologetic when I don't shower for one day because I have started to sweat THAT easily.
Load More Replies...A trigger warning for Latinx music?? Also, please stop making the other emos look psycho, thxx
Stupid warning and it pisses me off when people make emos look bad tbh
Load More Replies...A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny
Please people... never do anything stupid like this, it's not funny.
I hope the kid was charged with attempted asault. This is just unexceptional.
Load More Replies...thats not funny-just idiotic. the teacher kinda looks like danny devito tho
How is this even remotely funny? And how is this not aggravated assault?
Nah, This Is Cringe
I wouldn't say she "made" it, i'd say she 'took' it.
Load More Replies...I have watched that whole interview and I’m pretty sure people are misunderstanding it big time. What she really meant by it was don’t put yourself down and ask for a raise, instead, just move on to a different job and make what you are worth. The corporate world tends to use people and raises are mostly earned if you change jobs. Corporate loves complacent people.
True. She might have meant that you should document your value, tell your company 'this is what I'm worth' and find another job if they won't give it to you. ETA: Nope, she's an asshole. I looked it up. https://fortune.com/2021/10/08/indra-nooyi-ever-asked-for-a-raise/
Load More Replies...And then, when they are all leaving to find a better job elsewhere, she will complain because they are ungrateful and working for her should be their life purpose.
Cactus on the internet says being a stingy CEO who underpays their workers is "cringeworthy"
Good to see she's the ex-CEO, hopefully the new one is less of an asshole
Nice Guy Moment
Lol .My shy nice guy turned out to be abusive because he used to feel insecure.
'Females of reddit' was enough to know what kind of message would follow. Incel bingo card, how many words did you get? I got three ^-^
females; chad; nice guy; "treated you right" ... dunno
Load More Replies...Because the abusive guy disguised himself as a shy nice guy in the beginning, asshat
Because “most nice guys” aren’t attractive to women & think because they are nice to a woman, that means that woman now must have a relationship with them, these so called nice men seem to struggle deliberately with boundaries that normal men can read, if a woman is nice to you in a store, that’s because it’s her job, not because she wants to marry you & when you keep turning up at her work & staring at her, that’s not acceptable but nice guys will argue that they were just admiring her beauty.
Not even a relationship. They think they are owed sex just for smiling at or saying hello, please and thank you to a "female" nicely ffs. When the incel reddit still existed all they talked about was how they had the right to rape women, because they were so nice and every female (they wouldn't call it a girl or a woman) just owed them sex. And if she wouldn't give it there was obviously something wrong with her and they would have a right to take it. Yes it was that bad. yes these incel neckbeards are that disgusting
Load More Replies...Choose? Seriously! My mom's ex literally had a whole fake personality just to charm her - after about a year and a half THAT's when he started showing the real him. We were trapped for about 6 years, but we survived and now my mom is in her first healthy relationship. So no, women don't choose. The abusive men disguise themselves and then start revealing.
Nice guys like you who feel entitled to receive sexual favors in return of being "nice"?
yeah bro maybe referring to women as females is one of the reasons why you dont get picked
My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…
Me and my alien-oriented brain are unable to comprehend it.
Load More Replies...I think the point is that she had permission to park there, for a surprise party, and he came up with this complete delusion and is promising to do what he genuinely believes could ruin someone’s life. It’s utterly deranged.
Load More Replies...That's seriously disturbing. What a creep. Is he gonna try to blackmail her next?
Stephen - your world of lies 😂😂 someone has a crush on the friend & is desperately trying to insert himself in the drama
My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor
I highly doubt they were only “laughing” judging by their mom’s attitude
Load More Replies...I have a 138 IQ and I'm a retired farmer/ ag scientist. I don't even rule my own animals. IQ doesn't make up for entitlement. With this type of attitude those kids will wind up very manipulative and egotistical.
I have a 150 IQ and to be honest, your IQ changes. Just because that b***h of a woman “has a high IQ” and married a phD, those KIDS don’t have a 138 IQ and a PhD.
Load More Replies...What exactly were the kids laughing at? If they were being rude and laughing at her, for her disability or her weight, or her clothing, or something else that it isn’t socially acceptable to laugh at, then I don’t blame the woman for scolding them. The mother should’ve already been scolding them, so the woman wouldn’t have to.
Also were they actually laughing, or were they shrieking bloody murder in the store for 15 minutes and someone finally had enough? I yelled at a kid in the store the other day for just screaming. I don’t know where the kid was and they didn’t see me, I was just like “NO SCREAMING” and the screaming stopped.
Load More Replies..."But then you tell them that everything is hereditary and they don't believe you." (Charles Darwin)
Big Yikes
Live achievement for a lot of single men from now on: grow over 30 so this weirdo leaves them be.
Lol I can imagine many bucket lists being updated. "Age so I can filter out some of the crazies"
Load More Replies...Well I'm pretty comfortable with the idea of being a red flag to this kind of person.
*has a birthday and becomes the turkish embassy*
Load More Replies...As opposed to a single man in his 30s with 20 kids from many different mothers.
She’s jealous of people with no kids. Guarantee she’s mean to hers.
I married my husband at age 38. He had no kids. He's the kindest, most loving and supportive man I know. Don't listen to this garbage.
Mine was 36. 30 years later I wouldn't change a bloody thing. He just gets better
Load More Replies...I'm a red flag now? What are we supposed to do now? Hide from society? F*****g hell.
Uh oh you have lost your chance to be with that lovely, non judgemental woman. You must be so devestated to be a father, missing out on her and having children who love you. My condolences dude 😁
Load More Replies...Right? Being single and childfree over 30 tells me a person has been very careful about their relationship and childbearing choices. Not that everyone else on a different path isn't careful, but I would never think that was a red flag lol.
Load More Replies...There was once a song with lyrics that went "I will be your mistress. You can keep your wife, because you see I'm all good with this back up plan"
Load More Replies...but... what happens if we say that the other way around though? "A single woman over 30 is a BIG RED FLAG! Especially with NO KIDS". Does that stick the landing, OP, or is that just infuriating instead?
She probably has 45 kids from 46 different dudes so she wouldn’t care if someone said that.
Load More Replies...Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone
i would never blame the kid - this is 100% the parents who raised the kid.
Load More Replies...Kids aren't magically entitled, it's how they are brought up. I teach teenagers and the nice, well balanced ones have caring parents that don't substitute material wealth for love. The girl in this post probably does have parents that give material objects as a substitute for love. So in her eyes they have given her less love as she considered the gift inferior.
exactly, everyone is hammering on this kid but it's 100% the parents who raised her.
Load More Replies...Sad Cringe
Can someone explain what's happening here? I mean, it appears to be a VR wedding. That in and of itself is rather sad. But what is she handing him? Why does it look like a díldo hidden in a flower bouquet? Is it ice cream? Is that some wedding tradition I have never heard about?
I'd like to see the follow up to that in the honeymoon night. Actually no, I wouldn't.
I was thinking maybe virtual marriage because of covid, but I'm afraid the Waifu sounds entirely too plausible.
Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?
having no food, being alone, AND having nothing to do except photograph random people doing normal things you think are somehow bad is even more upsetting
Load More Replies...Holy s**t! Stop taking pictures of strangers and posting them on the internet! What the hell?!
Why Tho?
So? Let people eat their nasty food. Nobody says anything about the sick shít some of the people judging eat. You’re not cool for having an opinion about steak.
Right? Some people have this weird smug superiority complex over the way they cook their steaks like it matters. Don't like that someone likes theirs well done? Good news! You don't have to eat it!
Load More Replies...I wouldn't, but this is actually the precise situation that "the customer is right" is supposed to be used for. As long as he paid for the meal, let him enjoy it the way he wants.
I like you. I'm one of the pickiest eaters I know and I get SO sick of people telling me how I should eat everything. If I want a plain turkey burger with only mustard let me eat my shame food without shame. Even if people actually like American cheese let them like it without comments on "real" cheese. Its rude to say mean things and all it does is make people afraid of eating out.
Load More Replies...Oh dear- I’ve never heard that version. Makes me just a bit uncomfy lol
Load More Replies...if they're paying for it, they can have it however they want. so quit food-shaming people
What's the problem? Your opinion does not matter over someone else's taste
People, theyre saying this is 'cringe' not 'evil' or 'wicked', it doesn't make the customer a bad person and it shouldn't be illegal. No one is saying that. Saying 'it's their food, let them eat it' is missing the point: yes they are free to eat whatever rubbish they want - noones stopping them, but yes, it is cringe to ruin a $100+ steak like this.
I don't eat meat and I openly admit to being ignorant about this, but is this really much different than putting cheese on a burger patty?
Very much so. The flavours in a burger and in a top of the range steak don't compare. To put awful American "cheese" on a steak is just such an utter waste.
Load More Replies...Soooo.... What's Her Name?
Thank you. Now I can give her the recognition she deserves
Load More Replies...reminds me of when Admiral Michelle Howard became the first woman to be a 4 star admiral, all the headline said "Black Woman becomes ...." and the like. Almost none even put her name or any of her accomplishments in the title. Very few even had her accomplishments in the article (she was a counter piracy expert who worked with spec-ops and more). It was as if her being black and a woman was the only important thing
Unless the person in question can be recognised by name to most laypeople, names go in subheaders, not headlines. First lesson in journalism: headlines draw in the reader, if the name isn't immediately connecting to the person then a description is used. "Sarah Berenson gets world record", you don't want your readers to go "Sarah who?" and ignore the article.
Yeah, but the descriptor 'Black' was totally unnecessary. WTF does her race have to do with anything here? Should have just read 'Woman ... '
Load More Replies...Given that it's Kotaku writing about that, they wouldn't had put the guy in such a spotlight
Load More Replies...Alpha Male Grindset
This s**t has to stop. When will these dopes realize that we ALL know this is an attempt to mask some serious inadequacies.
To be that insecure, what a shame. At least he advertises his toxic masculinity.
Blast From The Past
How has she been so famous for so long? She must have some hit songs in different parts of the world that I'm just not aware of.
Load More Replies...So Romantic
Eyyyy blink. I used to be one but i still think they’re good. Now im literally into my chemical romance lol
Load More Replies...How Is This Funny?
I hate people who do this. People are starving in some parts of the world yet people do this
I'm Sorry But This Was A Little Cringey Of Elon
You have to wonder if Elon has employed someone to do his social media for him and they are having a field day of taking the p*ss
Love You Dad From A Disappointment
Can we ban tikfuck already, please? It's nothing but a propaganda platform moderated and controlled by a regime that commits genocide, yet nobody gives a shít. The ignorance is ashaming.
It's already banned in few parts of the world, including India. So there's hoping.
Load More Replies...F
Eli Whitney and the Cotton Gin (as taught to me by fellow Pandas!)
Load More Replies...Those are VERY EASY math problems. (Unless of course you have learning disabilities)
I taught third grade for several years. Three-digit addition with regrouping is third-grade level, so this kid is either 8 years old or...
Could be an 8 year old. I have a 9 year old and during the pandemic she's played games online while in group calls with her friends. Shocked at how many of her friends have tiktok accounts
Load More Replies...People That Insist On Getting Trigger Warnings Shouldn't Be On The Internet
Trigger warnings are fair in certain circumstances but like many things, have been misunderstood and co-opted for far more general use than they should be. A "trigger warning" is not everything that might be weird or hurtful for some person. People like to use phrases they hear without knowing what they mean. See also: Woke, CRT.
How do they go out into the world where they will regularly see other people's bodies?
trigger warnings should be for: murder, abuse, blood, EDs, and other dark topics.
Try content lists of all the content in a video. That way any unusual triggers get covered. Seriously though, food and body type is common.
The left is really smart now. Really, really smart, b/c they know about trigger warnings!
Self-delete? You can never completely delete yourself from existence. You shift your troubles over to someone else. I have been to the point where I was seriously considering suicide, Olive. Nobody can ever fully recover from somebody they're close to killing themselves. Self-delete implies that your existence will be wiped from the memory card of life. It won't. And it never will be.
Load More Replies...This
I'm anorexic and sometimes get triggered by the sight of food.
Tiganopsomophobia is the fear of pancakes, but everyone else just calls it irrational.
"Disappointing"
Well, I kind of agree based on just the two pictures. Where are vegetables? Lots of carbs and fat. If there's a sandwich, that has enough carbs. And serve potatoes instead of fries. But then there are people starving so I guess nobody has a right to complain about nutrients.
Usually salads, fruits and veggies aren't kept in the hot food section...
Load More Replies...my school gives out free food as long as you have 1 fruit 1 veggie 1 drink(juice or milk) and 1 main meal
I can only WISH this was my school lunch! At least we get any at all, though.
this is way better than the food I get at school, and how are you filming in school? isn't that illegal?
No phones are usually allowed at lunch also that looks like a college campus lunch
Load More Replies...I mean It seems that they purposely burned the food were I went……….but food was food
That problem has nothing to do with the problem stated above. What about.... What about... What about you stay on topic.
Load More Replies...Elon Musk Is Live-Action Cringe
I'm sorry, but he should really rethink his profile icon, it looks more like a dildo than a rocket. (Or it could just be that I have a dirty mind!)
Nope, not just your dirty mind, definitely looks like a dildo.
Load More Replies...Rich & Morty this... Rick & Morty that... When will everyone accept that Spore is the thing you should compare to?
Yeah I mean some of his stuff are cringe worthy but right now they're just lowkey picking on him for almost everything
Load More Replies...Plus Sized Women, Overweight Men
So for many, many years heavy dudes could say, "No fatties!" and nobody had any qualms.
People definitely had qualms about that. However, it was useful. Any guy who openly says "No fatties!" is an a-hole, and we know to avoid them.
Load More Replies...why is it always *overweight men* and *plus-size women? i feel like saying plus-size is more respectful.
I really hate the generalizations regarding different types of people. The writer of the article really needs to add the word "some" instead of making it look like all.
woman who has a few extra pounds to the internet: ohmygawd slay queen! go off gurl! slayyy!!!! man who has a few extra pounds to the internet: ew gross fat guy! santa claus called, he wants his weight back! get to the gym, fatass!
That's usually what happens when I read Bored Panda.
Load More Replies...I suspect that it is ALL made-up -- by somebody not very clever!
Load More Replies...ok for that last one, people can eat their food how ever they want to, i some guy wants cheese melted on his food then let him have cheese on his food ffs
I'd just like to point out that on a lot of these posts I see KEEM Posting homophobic, redneck, racist, or sexist Posts. @keemstar is the one, so if u see him on another media page, scroll past. It's not worth it.
This has to be the very worst collection of rubbish and/or nastiness that BP has ever posted !
That's usually what happens when I read Bored Panda.
Load More Replies...I suspect that it is ALL made-up -- by somebody not very clever!
Load More Replies...ok for that last one, people can eat their food how ever they want to, i some guy wants cheese melted on his food then let him have cheese on his food ffs
I'd just like to point out that on a lot of these posts I see KEEM Posting homophobic, redneck, racist, or sexist Posts. @keemstar is the one, so if u see him on another media page, scroll past. It's not worth it.
This has to be the very worst collection of rubbish and/or nastiness that BP has ever posted !
