Normalize adults getting treats when they do the hard things!

Oooh! Burn!

Especially true when it comes to bras.

THAT IS THE CUTEST TURTLE BUN I’VE EVER SEEN

Omg, yes. I hope that moment was worth it for him.

Now I can't unsee that

Not only is it stupid-its wrong-its incumbent on the provider to supply proof of delivery, not the other way around.

It’s obviously a snoov headed brimbrom, you uncultured potato chip.

Kids are brutal

Yesterday my daughter told me that her dad is a d*ck..... and I honestly don't know where that came from.

But they can get in through the smallest hole you can imagine. So, be warned...

Aren’t we all? I think there was a couple of wrong neurons thrown in with the normal ones.

It’s a sign. ALL PANDAS ASSEMBLE AT THE PANDA PONDERING PARK

I don’t want Taco Bell!!! B̷̺͙̲̤̗͙̌ǔ̸̫͆͑̒͑ṫ̵̹̍́̿̽̕ ̷̗̭̮̟̺̪̝̺͖̓̄͑̌͑̀t̸̹͎͈̜͖̰̠̦̼̊͋͆͐̏̎̋͘͘͜ȟ̷̫̲̯͔e̵̪͇̪̺̓ ̴̨̛̜̹̞̝̦̩̬͂͗̿́̀̍p̸̭͙̉̾̓̐̈́́̏͒a̶̧̢̧̺̮͙̥̫̱͛͜r̷̛̠̂̉͂́͘ą̷̧͚̮̙̰̙͎̮́̉̒̎̉̀̅̒͋͜s̵̯̿́̈́͘̚í̶̩̟̱͋̈́t̸̳̓͂̒ͅé̶̡̨̬͕̺͖̭͖͚͒͗͌̊͂͝͝ṡ̵͔̥̾͒̓̊̕ ̸̼̰̚ï̴͓̲̖͙̣̠̻͉n̶̨̧̯͓̳̠̞̅͝ ̵̧̬̮̻̮͖̦̲̹̐̐͑̍̂̈́͑͜m̶̤̙͓̖̮͊̎̏̒̓̐͝e̷̡̧͍̤͕̝̥̯͉͂̍͆̐̈́̅̚ ̶͓̩̲͚̬̝͛ͅw̷̧̡͙̹̝͓̤͍̪̟̍̄̃̃̚̚ä̵̧̳̘͇͍̩́̊͂̇͐͋͆̎͘͘n̶͖͖̯̂͑ͅt̸̙̮̞͎̦̰͆ ̵̲͙̖̲̤̱͎̯̗̋̉̏͐̓̅̀̈́̕ͅt̶̠̘̪̰̅͛͒ḩ̷̦̤̭̲̼́̄ẹ̸͓̠̫̞͍̝̝̈́ͅͅ ̸̤̮̫͙̦̕T̷̛̼̘͓̜̯͖͓̮̗̍͂̍̍̚͜ȁ̶̟̖̝̜͎̓̆̈́͠c̴̯̈́͂̉̽̾̌͝o̴͔̖͌ ̷͇͓͍̥̇̍̐͐̽̾̍͜B̴̠͖̱͜͠ȇ̶̙͉͗̏͌́̄͘ļ̴̩̟̭̮͇͛͆͂̆̐̇́͘ͅl̴̠̫͈̰̱̟̮̤͚̝͑̆̕.̶̗̌̉̽

I learnt recently that Van Gogh probably cut his ear off due to madness brought on by lead used in paint. It was the reason why many artists succumbed to madness. It made me so sad for him.

Same in Europe. Does the chicken lives in a cage (I think this is already banned, isn't it?), on the ground with straw, outside, free-range....

*takes notes*

They renamed themselves Qody, Cuodi, Kodee, Quodyie or Bob.

“You mean that there’s another 12 YEARS of this??? Nah, I’m going to become a fish.”

A cybertruck is not a truck because no 2 year old boy would yell “TRUCK!!!!” as it goes past. I rest my case.

Well, at least it was a consideret uninvited guest.

Spelled 'ome wrong.

I see a wiener, I upvote...

Also of the few billionaires who should be spared the Guillotine. He replaced Illinois' regressive flat tax with a tax that shifts the burden toward the wealthy. He pushed through a tax law that makes HIM pay more in taxes. We need more like him.

Weirdly this works equally well in Fahrenheit or Celsius

TBH his acting is better than his music. Anyone else remember Markey Mark and the Funky Bunch? They weren't very good.

Well, at least he put it the correct way. OVER IS SUPERIOR.

The toddlers of the skin world.

Doesn't help when your personality sucks too

Is that a euphemism?