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Summer’s slowly coming to an end, pandas, and we hope you’re soaking up every last bit of it! Whether you’re basking in the sun, enjoying lazy days, or planning a last-minute getaway, there’s still time for fun.

But hey, if life’s too busy for all that, we totally understand. That’s why we’ve got a different kind of escape for you—a collection of the funniest tweets we’ve stumbled upon this August. Keep scrolling to get your dose of laughter and don’t forget to upvote your favorite posts!

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Colin Matthews
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only is it stupid-its wrong-its incumbent on the provider to supply proof of delivery, not the other way around.

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aubergine10003
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're in luck! I happen to live right near this carousel so here's an article about it: https://www.thecuriousuptowner.com/post/2019/07/02/heres-the-expanded-summer-schedule-for-the-totally-kid-carousel-in-riverbank-state-park

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Susan Pierson
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think about how many cartoons show animals with human like teeth!

Funksters
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Duh… everyone knows is a snoov headed brimbrom! Geez so simple…

Abigail Moritz
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

N̴͓͊́͊̾͐̎̉̈́͆́̊͋̃͒̑͜͠͝ơ̶͕̣̟͊̈́͂͜t̸̞̮̟̗̝͔̦͙̻͍̆̒́̓̒̔̿͆͂ ̴̧̧͈̭̩̲̞̜̝̘̖͔̙͎́̔̔̿̔͐͐͑̒͘͠͠e̴̡̧̨̩̻̺̼͔̪͉̜̳̲͎͗̆̅͂̽͆̒̍̓́̚̚x̴͓̔̒̂̅̋̏̅͘͝͝p̶̨̧̰͇̞̮̟̗͖͍̠̝̓͐̄͒̈́e̷̹̠̝̜̬͇̙͍̼̺͔̗̬̳̎́̋̀͆̈́̆c̴̨̯̯̰̤͔̠̺̦̺̣̝̙̞̤̭̈́t̴͕̞̣̩̖͛͗̉̏͊͑ͅi̴̛̛̟͗̍̈́̃̐̓̄̐̚n̴͔͕͗ǵ̶̟͍͕̬͎͈̥̟̩̔̑̔̆̀̈́͜͠ ̵̧̨̪̮͓̹͓̞͍̠̝͕͉̜͙̮͒̍͊̿̿͝͠ẗ̷̡̪̺̬̩͙́̃͋̓͛̀̈́̆̽̚ḧ̸͖͉͕́̿̑̓͛̀̿̊̒á̵̡̪̻̫͍̠̻̮͎̙̿͑̌̆̋̂͒͘͝͠ͅt̶̹͈̣̝͈͋͊̓͒̌͌̋̉̚̚ͅ ̸̛̰̹͈̲̮͓͕̹̮̮͈̭̝̖̃̌͗̾̀̆̔̐̋͝ͅẊ̷̢̡͉̘̠̼̜͉̟̭̊̃̄̾̍̔̑̀̈́͗̀́ͅͅD̵̢̡̙͇̟̺̩̖̬̝̬̼̩̭͔̟́̌͗̈́̅͒͐͆͋̾́̀͑̏̊̚

Antonia
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this one! Must have been so much fun to make it.

Isabella
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh gods I hate it. i hate the idea of praising child's drawings even if it sucks. Well, no, dear, you are not picasso, this is not worth to be turned into public carousel or mascott like ikea did. Just. No. Keep up trying kid, but you're not there yet.

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Sharkbait1313
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yesterday my daughter told me that her dad is a d*ck..... and I honestly don't know where that came from.

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STress (I/me)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But they can get in through the smallest hole you can imagine. So, be warned...

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𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊 (𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢)
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t want Taco Bell!!! B̷̺͙̲̤̗͙̌ǔ̸̫͆͑̒͑ṫ̵̹̍́̿̽̕ ̷̗̭̮̟̺̪̝̺͖̓̄͑̌͑̀t̸̹͎͈̜͖̰̠̦̼̊͋͆͐̏̎̋͘͘͜ȟ̷̫̲̯͔e̵̪͇̪̺̓ ̴̨̛̜̹̞̝̦̩̬͂͗̿́̀̍p̸̭͙̉̾̓̐̈́́̏͒a̶̧̢̧̺̮͙̥̫̱͛͜r̷̛̠̂̉͂́͘ą̷̧͚̮̙̰̙͎̮́̉̒̎̉̀̅̒͋͜s̵̯̿́̈́͘̚í̶̩̟̱͋̈́t̸̳̓͂̒ͅé̶̡̨̬͕̺͖̭͖͚͒͗͌̊͂͝͝ṡ̵͔̥̾͒̓̊̕ ̸̼̰̚ï̴͓̲̖͙̣̠̻͉n̶̨̧̯͓̳̠̞̅͝ ̵̧̬̮̻̮͖̦̲̹̐̐͑̍̂̈́͑͜m̶̤̙͓̖̮͊̎̏̒̓̐͝e̷̡̧͍̤͕̝̥̯͉͂̍͆̐̈́̅̚ ̶͓̩̲͚̬̝͛ͅw̷̧̡͙̹̝͓̤͍̪̟̍̄̃̃̚̚ä̵̧̳̘͇͍̩́̊͂̇͐͋͆̎͘͘n̶͖͖̯̂͑ͅt̸̙̮̞͎̦̰͆ ̵̲͙̖̲̤̱͎̯̗̋̉̏͐̓̅̀̈́̕ͅt̶̠̘̪̰̅͛͒ḩ̷̦̤̭̲̼́̄ẹ̸͓̠̫̞͍̝̝̈́ͅͅ ̸̤̮̫͙̦̕T̷̛̼̘͓̜̯͖͓̮̗̍͂̍̍̚͜ȁ̶̟̖̝̜͎̓̆̈́͠c̴̯̈́͂̉̽̾̌͝o̴͔̖͌ ̷͇͓͍̥̇̍̐͐̽̾̍͜B̴̠͖̱͜͠ȇ̶̙͉͗̏͌́̄͘ļ̴̩̟̭̮͇͛͆͂̆̐̇́͘ͅl̴̠̫͈̰̱̟̮̤͚̝͑̆̕.̶̗̌̉̽

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Beansie-never-visited-me-once
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I learnt recently that Van Gogh probably cut his ear off due to madness brought on by lead used in paint. It was the reason why many artists succumbed to madness. It made me so sad for him.

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Mia Black
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in Europe. Does the chicken lives in a cage (I think this is already banned, isn't it?), on the ground with straw, outside, free-range....

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also of the few billionaires who should be spared the Guillotine. He replaced Illinois' regressive flat tax with a tax that shifts the burden toward the wealthy. He pushed through a tax law that makes HIM pay more in taxes. We need more like him.

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBH his acting is better than his music. Anyone else remember Markey Mark and the Funky Bunch? They weren't very good.

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Bookworm
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here; he was the big sponsor at a conference https://www.ajc.com/news/business/why-steve-harveys-face-was-seen-glowing-over-atlanta/J2DOFU64JVBF5NMUIKEQTRNJJQ/#:~:text=No%2C%20it%20was%20Steve%20Harvey,lit%20up%20Atlanta%20this%20weekend.&text=On%20Saturday%20night%2C%20Steve%20Harvey's,helicopters%20whizzing%20through%20the%20sky.

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Spocks's Mom
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was still drinking, I got pissed if I threw up because in my mind it was a waste of alcohol.

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH MAN! I thought I was the only one! I love that chonky industrial aesthetic. That's what real machines should look like. Everything now is all touch screens but I love real buttons and dials. It's like having actual knobs and levers to control the AC in your car vs. a touchscreen. I can work one of them without taking my eyes off the road.

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Bob Brooce
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me make sure I understand correctly. You went to a bank and talked to somebody, so they were open and you were inside. Then you went outside in order to talk to a teller that was inside. Is that correct?

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Phoenix
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd trade my Olympic medal for cake. Which is probably one of the reasons I don't have an Olympic medal.

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Jill Rhodry
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, they just fell for your future faking but then learnt better - when you know better you do better

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Wang Zhuang
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If women are meant to walk, why is it walKING and not walQUEEN? :P

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Panda Boom
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooh, I know this! It's a phatic expression. Where I live we ask "yawrite?" ("You alright" squished together) Then can also walk off 😂

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justagirl
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is perfect for me as I sometimes misplace the case. Don't ask me why. I just do.

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be a man's version of 16" because it's two inches smaller than it's supposed to be.

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MisterE
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just text the other ones first and do process of elimination.

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Jennifer Smith
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

D holding back tears “I don’t mind, just happy you three got to be in the name”

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Bob Brooce
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PSA: it's a crane fly. Unless you're in Australia mosquitoes are never that big.

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RedPepper
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember saying it numerous times and never being heard.

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Montanavanna
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was an over dramatic teen I told my mom I was not gonna eat until she gave me whatever stupid thing I was wanting. Then she made stir fry so that day I learned starving myself to prove a point only hurts me. And she knew I could not resist her stir fry, well played mom.

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Montanavanna
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was at a stop sign with my son and there was a very big man asking people for rides. I said I had to drop off my kid but if you are still there when I get back I will give you a ride. He said, "is it because I'm black?". No sweetie, it's because your a man who is much much bigger than me.

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Sharkbait1313
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*runs to the bathroom mirror to see if my stomach looks any smaller*