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Summer’s slowly coming to an end, pandas, and we hope you’re soaking up every last bit of it! Whether you’re basking in the sun, enjoying lazy days, or planning a last-minute getaway, there’s still time for fun.

But hey, if life’s too busy for all that, we totally understand. That’s why we’ve got a different kind of escape for you—a collection of the funniest tweets we’ve stumbled upon this August. Keep scrolling to get your dose of laughter and don’t forget to upvote your favorite posts!

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Colin Matthews
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only is it stupid-its wrong-its incumbent on the provider to supply proof of delivery, not the other way around.

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Sharkbait1313
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yesterday my daughter told me that her dad is a d*ck..... and I honestly don't know where that came from.

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STress (I/me)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But they can get in through the smallest hole you can imagine. So, be warned...

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𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊 (𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢)
2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t want Taco Bell!!! B̷̺͙̲̤̗͙̌ǔ̸̫͆͑̒͑ṫ̵̹̍́̿̽̕ ̷̗̭̮̟̺̪̝̺͖̓̄͑̌͑̀t̸̹͎͈̜͖̰̠̦̼̊͋͆͐̏̎̋͘͘͜ȟ̷̫̲̯͔e̵̪͇̪̺̓ ̴̨̛̜̹̞̝̦̩̬͂͗̿́̀̍p̸̭͙̉̾̓̐̈́́̏͒a̶̧̢̧̺̮͙̥̫̱͛͜r̷̛̠̂̉͂́͘ą̷̧͚̮̙̰̙͎̮́̉̒̎̉̀̅̒͋͜s̵̯̿́̈́͘̚í̶̩̟̱͋̈́t̸̳̓͂̒ͅé̶̡̨̬͕̺͖̭͖͚͒͗͌̊͂͝͝ṡ̵͔̥̾͒̓̊̕ ̸̼̰̚ï̴͓̲̖͙̣̠̻͉n̶̨̧̯͓̳̠̞̅͝ ̵̧̬̮̻̮͖̦̲̹̐̐͑̍̂̈́͑͜m̶̤̙͓̖̮͊̎̏̒̓̐͝e̷̡̧͍̤͕̝̥̯͉͂̍͆̐̈́̅̚ ̶͓̩̲͚̬̝͛ͅw̷̧̡͙̹̝͓̤͍̪̟̍̄̃̃̚̚ä̵̧̳̘͇͍̩́̊͂̇͐͋͆̎͘͘n̶͖͖̯̂͑ͅt̸̙̮̞͎̦̰͆ ̵̲͙̖̲̤̱͎̯̗̋̉̏͐̓̅̀̈́̕ͅt̶̠̘̪̰̅͛͒ḩ̷̦̤̭̲̼́̄ẹ̸͓̠̫̞͍̝̝̈́ͅͅ ̸̤̮̫͙̦̕T̷̛̼̘͓̜̯͖͓̮̗̍͂̍̍̚͜ȁ̶̟̖̝̜͎̓̆̈́͠c̴̯̈́͂̉̽̾̌͝o̴͔̖͌ ̷͇͓͍̥̇̍̐͐̽̾̍͜B̴̠͖̱͜͠ȇ̶̙͉͗̏͌́̄͘ļ̴̩̟̭̮͇͛͆͂̆̐̇́͘ͅl̴̠̫͈̰̱̟̮̤͚̝͑̆̕.̶̗̌̉̽

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Beansie-never-visited-me-once
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I learnt recently that Van Gogh probably cut his ear off due to madness brought on by lead used in paint. It was the reason why many artists succumbed to madness. It made me so sad for him.

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Mia Black
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in Europe. Does the chicken lives in a cage (I think this is already banned, isn't it?), on the ground with straw, outside, free-range....

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also of the few billionaires who should be spared the Guillotine. He replaced Illinois' regressive flat tax with a tax that shifts the burden toward the wealthy. He pushed through a tax law that makes HIM pay more in taxes. We need more like him.

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBH his acting is better than his music. Anyone else remember Markey Mark and the Funky Bunch? They weren't very good.

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Bookworm
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here; he was the big sponsor at a conference https://www.ajc.com/news/business/why-steve-harveys-face-was-seen-glowing-over-atlanta/J2DOFU64JVBF5NMUIKEQTRNJJQ/#:~:text=No%2C%20it%20was%20Steve%20Harvey,lit%20up%20Atlanta%20this%20weekend.&text=On%20Saturday%20night%2C%20Steve%20Harvey's,helicopters%20whizzing%20through%20the%20sky.

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