Summer’s slowly coming to an end, pandas, and we hope you’re soaking up every last bit of it! Whether you’re basking in the sun, enjoying lazy days, or planning a last-minute getaway, there’s still time for fun.
But hey, if life’s too busy for all that, we totally understand. That’s why we’ve got a different kind of escape for you—a collection of the funniest tweets we’ve stumbled upon this August. Keep scrolling to get your dose of laughter and don’t forget to upvote your favorite posts!
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Not only is it stupid-its wrong-its incumbent on the provider to supply proof of delivery, not the other way around.
It’s obviously a snoov headed brimbrom, you uncultured potato chip.
Yesterday my daughter told me that her dad is a d*ck..... and I honestly don't know where that came from.
But they can get in through the smallest hole you can imagine. So, be warned...
Aren’t we all? I think there was a couple of wrong neurons thrown in with the normal ones.
I don’t want Taco Bell!!! B̷̺͙̲̤̗͙̌ǔ̸̫͆͑̒͑ṫ̵̹̍́̿̽̕ ̷̗̭̮̟̺̪̝̺͖̓̄͑̌͑̀t̸̹͎͈̜͖̰̠̦̼̊͋͆͐̏̎̋͘͘͜ȟ̷̫̲̯͔e̵̪͇̪̺̓ ̴̨̛̜̹̞̝̦̩̬͂͗̿́̀̍p̸̭͙̉̾̓̐̈́́̏͒a̶̧̢̧̺̮͙̥̫̱͛͜r̷̛̠̂̉͂́͘ą̷̧͚̮̙̰̙͎̮́̉̒̎̉̀̅̒͋͜s̵̯̿́̈́͘̚í̶̩̟̱͋̈́t̸̳̓͂̒ͅé̶̡̨̬͕̺͖̭͖͚͒͗͌̊͂͝͝ṡ̵͔̥̾͒̓̊̕ ̸̼̰̚ï̴͓̲̖͙̣̠̻͉n̶̨̧̯͓̳̠̞̅͝ ̵̧̬̮̻̮͖̦̲̹̐̐͑̍̂̈́͑͜m̶̤̙͓̖̮͊̎̏̒̓̐͝e̷̡̧͍̤͕̝̥̯͉͂̍͆̐̈́̅̚ ̶͓̩̲͚̬̝͛ͅw̷̧̡͙̹̝͓̤͍̪̟̍̄̃̃̚̚ä̵̧̳̘͇͍̩́̊͂̇͐͋͆̎͘͘n̶͖͖̯̂͑ͅt̸̙̮̞͎̦̰͆ ̵̲͙̖̲̤̱͎̯̗̋̉̏͐̓̅̀̈́̕ͅt̶̠̘̪̰̅͛͒ḩ̷̦̤̭̲̼́̄ẹ̸͓̠̫̞͍̝̝̈́ͅͅ ̸̤̮̫͙̦̕T̷̛̼̘͓̜̯͖͓̮̗̍͂̍̍̚͜ȁ̶̟̖̝̜͎̓̆̈́͠c̴̯̈́͂̉̽̾̌͝o̴͔̖͌ ̷͇͓͍̥̇̍̐͐̽̾̍͜B̴̠͖̱͜͠ȇ̶̙͉͗̏͌́̄͘ļ̴̩̟̭̮͇͛͆͂̆̐̇́͘ͅl̴̠̫͈̰̱̟̮̤͚̝͑̆̕.̶̗̌̉̽
I learnt recently that Van Gogh probably cut his ear off due to madness brought on by lead used in paint. It was the reason why many artists succumbed to madness. It made me so sad for him.
“You mean that there’s another 12 YEARS of this??? Nah, I’m going to become a fish.”
A cybertruck is not a truck because no 2 year old boy would yell “TRUCK!!!!” as it goes past. I rest my case.
Also of the few billionaires who should be spared the Guillotine. He replaced Illinois' regressive flat tax with a tax that shifts the burden toward the wealthy. He pushed through a tax law that makes HIM pay more in taxes. We need more like him.
TBH his acting is better than his music. Anyone else remember Markey Mark and the Funky Bunch? They weren't very good.
Duncan is right; you need to save a zinger for the last one posted...end with a BANG!
They're ranked by votes. So the less people click the like button on any entry (and/or the more they downvote it), the lower it will be on the list. Thus the worst entries are always at the end.
Load More Replies...I think you have to be American to get some of them, and I'm not being mean to Americans. Just that they're cultural references and the rest of us don't get them.
Load More Replies...BP "author" forgot to add divisive modifier. Please ensure that all titles include some reference to gender or the word "boomer".
Duncan is right; you need to save a zinger for the last one posted...end with a BANG!
They're ranked by votes. So the less people click the like button on any entry (and/or the more they downvote it), the lower it will be on the list. Thus the worst entries are always at the end.
Load More Replies...I think you have to be American to get some of them, and I'm not being mean to Americans. Just that they're cultural references and the rest of us don't get them.
Load More Replies...BP "author" forgot to add divisive modifier. Please ensure that all titles include some reference to gender or the word "boomer".