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Most of us are guilty of looking up what our zodiac signs say about us, whether we believe in astrology or not. Admittedly, there’s no harm in doing so, and it’s often fun to check in with yourself and find out why you are the way you are, according to the stars.

 Something that can make this even more enjoyable is sharing it with like-minded people who perhaps have similar personality quirks as you do. One great way to do this is through astrology memes, which the Instagram account "Jakesastrology” is full of. 

In this article, we’ve collected some of the best astrology jokes and zodiac memes this page has to offer. To find them, all you have to do is scroll down!

While you’re busy sending them to your friends, don’t forget to check out a conversation with astrologers Babs Cheung and Julia Mihas, who let us know if these memes are astrologer-approved.

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The owner of this account, Jake Register, is, in fact, a Libra. He’s also the author of Cosmopolitan’s weekly horoscopes and does astrology readings. His love for astrology content led him to create the “Jakesastrology” account, which currently has over 122k followers. 

For Jake, memes aren’t about following a trend that’s quickly going to die off. Instead, it’s more about delving deeper into his passion for horoscopes. Jake told Business Insider that what drew him towards astrology growing up was a sense of validation that he struggled to find elsewhere. 

“I found astrology to be such an empowering belief system because I was able to comfortably 'fit in' as a queer person—there are no rules for being a believer in astrology, whereas I felt excluded and uncomfortable with some of the implied stipulations that come with Christianity," he said.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I don't believe in astrology, I'm a saggittarius, and we are natural sceptics."

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Jake adds that feeling left out of traditional belief systems has pushed many of his peers towards astrology too. 

"We're all able to find a practice and belief that we fit into perfectly, and we can explore and play with different spiritualities to find out which ones we like or believe in most," he said. "I also think that astrology and other 'unconventional' belief systems feel empowering to many people — especially marginalized groups of people."

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aquarius: I don’t have plans and could go, but I’m lost in my own head so I’ll (might) see you in six months.

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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly while zodiacs are really cool and there is no issue with believing them I don't think we should decide a persons personality and whether we like them or not based off of the month they were born in EDIT: Guys Ik that no one on here is probaly taking these memes seriously, sorry if I came across as a downer

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This page is far from being the only one with such a huge following when it comes to astrology memes. There are hundreds of astrology-specific Twitter and Instagram accounts created to satisfy a community of astrology-obsessed followers, which started growing in 2018. 

But for those who have been interested in this for a long time, such an increase in astrology-related memes comes as no surprise. Astrologer Ophira Edut, who has been in the business for around 30 years, isn’t shocked that people are turning to astrology for answers. According to her, when politics aren’t as favorable in people’s eyes, the demand for astrologers grows. 

"People are looking for answers and meaning because the world seems to make no sense right now — especially with the political climate we're in," she told Insider. "I think people are like, 'Well, this doesn't make sense from a logical point of view. Maybe there's a bigger spiritual lesson for the world that we're learning? Maybe astrology can explain it.'"

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't believe in astrology but I DO love reading my pets' "horoscopes" and translating them into dog/cat terms XD so if one of my dogs' horoscope says something like "You will find a new love" - translation: "You will find a new love (that is a squeaky toy)" XD

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think his feet are red from wading thru the blood of enemies he's recently vanquished. Pisces people might seem harmless, but that's just our cover - our disguise. If you p**s off this Pisces enough, you'd not enjoy the result, lol

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget the eclipse, full moon in Scorpio, ( in April) . Its been a busy month

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Bored Panda reached out to astrologers Babs Cheung and Julia Mihas, whose opinions concerning astrology memes seem to be mixed. Mihas says, “As both an astrologer and a millennial, I love astrology memes. I can carry whole conversations with my friends using memes alone.”

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Meanwhile, Cheung tells us that they can be a great way to form a community. “As an astrologer, I find astrology memes to be, at best, touchpoints that connect people to each other through humor, and at their absolute worst, they can drive people to develop "low-key zodiacal bigotry" and prejudice over longer periods of time. 

I don't personally share them with friends or clients, but plenty of friends and clients share them with me...and some of them are really hilarious!”

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She further explains the double nature that these jokes have. “Memes have a way of being inductive, in that they take one specific experience with a sign and attribute that one single experience to the general population, which sounds an awful lot like the ways in which people develop prejudice.”

Something she doesn't approve of is creating negative stereotypes about certain zodiac signs, similar to this one: "Never date a Scorpio because if you have to break up with them, they will give you hell and seek revenge.”

She says, “This type of meme is common in the marketplace, in fact, the most hated signs of the zodiac tend to be Leo, Gemini, and Scorpio, which creates the false perception that these signs don't have any redeeming qualities, which couldn't be farther from the truth." Therefore, she urges us to keep in mind that astrology is a complex emotional language that helps us communicate our lived experiences.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pisces here, can confirm XD It's not always with people though - could be a new show, a funny comic strip, a stuffed animal, etc.

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However, according to Mihas, it’s hard to prevent similar issues from happening. “Modern astrology has always had a history of 'trash astrology;' I'm talking about the glib horoscopes you read in a monthly tabloid. In fact, even the most intellectual astrologer was probably introduced to astrology through something culturally trashy - whether that's reading a cheesy book or a meme on social media.”

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i gay emo spongebob, He enjoys romance but does not wish to partake it in himself. The eponymous character was confirmed to be asexual according to interviews from show creator Stephen Hillenburg in 2002 and 2005. Like real-life sea sponges, SpongeBob has been shown to asexually reproduce by budding.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Required - one wet sponge, one long thin stick. Place sponge on the end of the stick and insert. Deeply.

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Taking everything into account, she suggested that perhaps all of this shouldn’t be taken too seriously. “Astrology memes caricature the 12 signs, or maybe just make fun of astrology in general. Good humor holds up a mirror - think about how the jester in medieval courts was the only one who could tell political truths or even insult the king to his face. If an astrologer doesn't like an astrology meme, it may be because they take themselves too seriously. There are memes made of every profession, so why get uptight when a meme is poking fun at yours?”

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She concludes by saying, “The pros outweigh the cons to me, but one could say that astrology memes reduce astrology to stereotypes that undermine how complex and intellectually rigorous it actually is. That's fair enough, though I think the benefit of spreading awareness about this divine art, even if it's through humor, ultimately piques the interest of those who will one day become astrologers.”

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never heard anyone say any of those things. OTOH: Astrologer: "Why do you not believe in astrology." Me: "Actually, the bible credits astrologers with finding Jesus, and I can rationalize the way cyclical events could explain some of what astrologers believe in. I just personally find Christian practices mentally healthier for me." Astrologer: looks at my chart. "Whoa. I'll pray for you." "Why?" "It's all crosses. That might be good in Christianity, but it in astrology... well, let's just say it builds character."

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kirby is Super overpowered in smash mind you! I beat most people who say they're really good with Kirby! #JusticeforKirby

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To all the scorpios out there: You guys are great people, I'm sure, and other signs have their bad stuff too. As a gemini with close scorpio family and friends, I can confirm that you guys are only bad sometimes (but most signs are)

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That giant face on a tiny body is making me uncomfortable.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the murican education system, not only libras. Whether someone watches reality tv is a FAR better predictor of this behaviour than birth month.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Scorpio, I have better things to do with my time than Play kid games. Just leave people alone.

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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't give away secrets someone else has asked me to take care of. That's like giving away an animal you've agreed to pet sit.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There aren't a lot for Capricorn but the one post we do have has to hit so hard :(

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, yes, prattling on about things nobody understands… realising what I want to ask is just outright strange and changing my comment. Zodiacs are fun confirmation bias!

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scorpio here. It's true. I just want to be left alone and do my own thing. 🤷‍♀️

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