Join the Fun!

#2

Her Shadow Was Following Her. And I Did Nothing About It. So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

266points

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maryhadalittlelamb 8 years ago

omg XDXD so cute!

16points

#3

I Accidentally Called Her By Her Real Name, Instead Of, "elsa." Now I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

249points

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Jamie Wogan Edwards 8 years ago

Let it go....Let it go...???????? ????

82points

#4

I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Goat Poop

Final score:

248points

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Cassie Williams 8 years ago

That stuff does resemble jellybeans, after all.

39points

#5

Told Him We Cannot Grow Bananas In Our Garden Because We Live In Sweden, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

237points

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Airdnas Elisab 8 years ago

Try it anyway just to show him.

2points

#6

Mother's Day 2015. I'm The #assholeparent Because I Didn't Get Her A Mother's Day Present

Final score:

223points

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Iris Omri-Engler 8 years ago

Lol that seems exactly what my ex husband thinks

35points

#7

He Couldn't Go Backwards Up The Hill, Gravity Wouldn't Allow That, So I'm The #assholeparent

Final score:

222points

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Murry Mo 8 years ago

Shut your mouth with your logic

38points

#8

I'm An #assholeparent Because I Won't Let Him Ride The Dog Like A Horse

Final score:

216points

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Lonely Dragon 8 years ago

The dog's face though

150points

#9

I Wouldn't Let Him Run Around The Restaurant With A Knife, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

214points

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Saria Lias 8 years ago

Freddy Kruger?XD

57points

#10

I'm An #assholeparent Because The Waves Were Too Strong And I Couldn't Make Them Stop

Final score:

212points

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Maheak 8 years ago

She needs to know that she is not the daughter of Poseidon

158points

#11

I Am An #assholeparent Because I Made Her Go To Story Time At The Library Where There Is Music And Toys And Snacks And Friends

Final score:

191points

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Michelle quehl 8 years ago

If looks could kill you would be dead

118points

#12

Would Not Let Him Eat His Father's Deodorant, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

182points

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Saumya 8 years ago

My little cousin once wanted to try dog biscuits and was howling over it for hours

35points

#13

I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldnt Let Him Drive The Car

Final score:

166points

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.gas. 8 years ago

The way people drive around here, it seems like little kids are at the wheel! :-/

44points

#14

I Did The Old Mime Trick Of Pulling Off Her Nose. Now She Thinks It's Gone Forever. I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

165points

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Fanny Klatt 8 years ago

I hated that as a child too. But not because I thought I wouldn't get my nose back but because I thought it was a lame joke and everybody I ever met as a child tried it on me.

33points

#15

I Wouldn't Let Him Put The Toilet Brush In His Mouth. Clearly I Am An #assholeparent

Final score:

136points

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Anna Brandigi 8 years ago

Why? He's practicing good dental hygene

5points

#16

1. Leni Is Pissed She Has To Share TV Time With Fin 2. Fin Is Pissed At Pretty Much Everything 3. Archer Is Pissed At The Fact I Actually Have To Be A "Mom" To Those Other Two. I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

128points

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Vicky Skelton 8 years ago

ONG! Hands full!

14points

#17

I Wouldn't Close Him In The Refrigerator. Sorry Lil Bud, Mommy's An #assholeparent

Final score:

123points

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•_• 8 years ago

Been there.. :|

6points

#18

I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Throw The Car Keys Into The Sound

Final score:

113points

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Amy Weiss 8 years ago

I'm gonna start calling the ocean The Sound

31points

#19

She Wanted A Ponytail, But She Doesn't Have Enough Hair. So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

106points

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Justdoit 8 years ago

You a*****e! MAKE HAIR! ????

44points

#20

I'm An #assholeparent Because What I Called "a Mess" Was Really "a Fun Party"

Final score:

103points

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Michelle quehl 8 years ago

How dare you!!!!

36points

#21

I'm An #assholeparent Tonight Because I Wouldn't Remove The Hearts From Her Pajamas

Final score:

102points

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ChristiH 8 years ago

just proving it's definitely time for bed.

6points

#22

I Didn't Want To Serve Her Warm Dinner On Top Of My Old, Smelly, Dirty Tennis Shoes

Final score:

99points

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Carolina 8 years ago

I wish my "old" shoes look like that.

81points

#23

I Started Singing Some Gwen Stefani. And He Ain't No Hollaback Girl. So I'm Assholeparent

Final score:

99points

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Jilda Romare 8 years ago

Awesome photo!!!

17points

#24

I Asked Him If He Wanted Milk Or Juice So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

95points

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.gas. 8 years ago

Fast-forward 20 years, this same scene plays out when the bartender asks if he wants foreign or domestic beer. :-)

64points

#25

Asked Her To Carry Her Own Bag. So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

86points

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Vivienne Packham-Wood 8 years ago

The struggle is real

25points

#26

I Wouldn't Let Her Touch The Dog's Poop. So I'm #assholeparent

Final score:

82points

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•_• 8 years ago

But it looks like dark chocolate :(

8points

#27

I Wouldn't Let Him Drink My Beer So I'm An Asshole. #assholeparent

Final score:

79points

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Richard Toczynski 8 years ago

Great brew! I wouldn't share it either. Better to be an a*****e than without beer.

41points

#28

I Refused To Let Him Stuff Play Dough In The Dogs Ear So I Must Be An #assholeparent

Final score:

74points

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Erin Awujhendfjaaq 8 years ago

Waldo. lol

4points

#29

I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Soap So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

68points

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Katrine Meilvang 8 years ago

One of my kids put the soap in her mouth the yesterday, and very fast told me it was ew. Well, didn't I just tell you that kiddo.. ????

22points

#30

I Can't Magically Reattach The Bite To The Whole Muffin, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

67points

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Sua Kang 8 years ago

Why all of these kids look like they are college students and they have an exam in 20 mins

17points

#31

I'm #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Cross The Very Busy Intersection On Her Own. She's 2

Final score:

64points

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•_• 8 years ago

Same fit 14 years later

5points

#32

I Wouldn't "turn Down The Noise" In The Restaurant (i.e. Other Customers Talking) While She Watched Frozen, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

64points

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Awkward dog 8 years ago

Geez, so angry.

54points

#33

I Took The Marker, Therefore, I Am An #assholeparent

Final score:

63points

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Justdoit 8 years ago

How could you take his only artistic outlet away??

16points

#34

I'm #assholeparent Because After 25 Minutes Of Washing His Hands I Turned The Tap Off

Final score:

62points

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Amoina Katsky 8 years ago

At least he's clean AF :D

25points

#35

I Told Her She Can't Sit On The Cat So Now I'm The #assholeparent

Final score:

61points

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Michelle quehl 8 years ago

Cat thinks your his hero so take the good with the bad I guess

24points

#36

I Won't Give Her Cough Medicine Because She Doesn't Have A Cough. Guess That Makes Me An #assholeparent

Final score:

60points

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Agata Gasek 8 years ago

#ROBITUSSIN

7points

#37

He Had To Have Bandaids On His Runny Nose. Then Freaked Out Because He Had Bandaids On His Nose. So I'm #assholeparent

Final score:

60points

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Alessandra Cruz 8 years ago

he got what he wanted and still threw a fit? keeeds! \./

5points

#38

I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Use A Second Roll For The Rest Of The House

Final score:

58points

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Laura Enez 8 years ago

Why did you let him do the first roll?

8points

#39

Reason Number 488 Why My Kid Is Crying. I Looked At Him And Said Hi. So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

55points

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Michelle quehl 8 years ago

I guess you should have said hello

26points

#40

I Won't Let Her Wear Shorts To School When It's 40 Degrees Out, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

53points

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Michelle quehl 8 years ago

I'm Canadian that to me for a minute seemed odd 40 here is naked and still want to remove more clothes I forgot the whole Ferinheight vs Celsius thing

73points

#41

Wants Me To Paint Her Teeth With Gold Nail Polish. #assholeparent

Final score:

53points

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Greta Bu 8 years ago

Haha, someone has been watching mtv

21points

#42

I Told Her She Didn't Need Make-up To Be Beautiful... Now I'm The #assholeparent

Final score:

53points

POST

Michelle quehl 8 years ago

You will be having the same problem when she's 13

43points

#43

The Helicopter Flew Away So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

49points

POST

#44

She Didn't Want To Swing And She Didn't Want To Get Down So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

49points

POST

Michelle quehl 8 years ago

Nap time I think

31points

#45

I Interrupted A Lunch Time Snack Of Fresh Dog Poop So I Am An #assholeparent

Final score:

49points

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Dakota Zayat 8 years ago

omg the dogs like I WASNT INVOLVED

35points

#46

I Told Her Not To Sit On Her Drums, So I'm A #assholeparent

Final score:

45points

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Geek In the Blue Toolbox 8 years ago

She sat on it anyway, so you are fine. ;)

9points

#47

I Said Happy Birthday To "you" Instead Of Happy Birthday Dear Harper, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

44points

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Carmen Martinez 8 years ago

Her name's Harper! Not "You"! Shame!!!

7points

#48

I Wouldn't Let Him Repeatedly Whip Me With A Set Of Headphones, Inflicting Actual Pain.. So That Makes Me An #assholeparent

Final score:

44points

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Pamela Beuret 8 years ago

omg! I love that shirt! XDDD

12points

#49

She Got A New Princess Nightgown With Matching Slippers But There Is No Crown So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

44points

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Vicky Skelton 8 years ago

An a*****e parent who does not know how to accessorize, call the fashion police!

34points

#50

I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Go In The Middle Of The Street To Try And Get In The Sewer Like The Boxtrolls Do In The Movie

Final score:

43points

POST

.gas. 8 years ago

Nice shirt.

15points

#51

She Wanted Me To Make The Small Pickle Into A Bigger One. That Makes Me An #assholeparent

Final score:

41points

POST

Justdoit 8 years ago

Well, we ALL want a bigger pickle;)

19points

#52

I Asked Her To Stop Sucking Out The Toothpaste From The Tube

Final score:

41points

POST

Vicky Skelton 8 years ago

Oh man, good move it is toxic in large amounts!

8points

#53

Your Kid Can't Swim And You're Trying To Stop Him From Running Into Deeper Water So That Makes Me An #assholeparent

Final score:

40points

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SapphireDolphin10 8 years ago

Get him floaties and a actual swim suit and bring him to a kiddie pool maybe

3points

#54

Won't Let Her Play With Her Dirty Diaper, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

40points

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Jean Hart 8 years ago

This sounds so much like my daughter Tasha who is 20 months

5points

#55

I Was Singing Again So I'm An #assholeparen

Final score:

38points

POST

.gas. 8 years ago

Future choral director!

11points

#56

She Wanted The Cap On Her Water. So I Put The Cap. Guess That Makes Me An #assholeparent

Final score:

38points

POST

Kate Young 8 years ago

Seriously, what is wrong with you???

3points

#57

We Won't Give Him A Hundred Dollar Bill So We Are #assholeparent

Final score:

38points

POST

Vicky Skelton 8 years ago

I agree and I would like one or two also!

14points

#58

You See That Juice Box Back There? I Put The Straw In It, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

37points

POST

Justdoit 8 years ago

Why would you do that?!?

10points

#59

Won't Let Her Have Mayonnaise On Her Cereal So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

37points

POST

Amoina Katsky 8 years ago

Oh, just give her the mayonaise, she'll discover herself how disgusting it is :P

36points

#60

I Clicked Her Pen And The Tip Went Away While We Were At The Happiest Place On Earth... Clearly I Am An #assholeparent

Final score:

36points

POST

Pi... 8 years ago

Gosh she looks so cute! Lill frumpy face!

6points

#61

I Wouldn't Let Her Play With The Knives So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

36points

POST

Mags Denizkizi 8 years ago

This face is priceless.

7points

#62

I Brought Her Scooter From The Car To School Pickup So She Wouldn't Have To Walk One Block, But The Helmet Is "Too Boring" And "Just Green" So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

36points

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Dani Alcázar Sainz 8 years ago

That's because green is not a creative colour.

10points

#63

I Told Her To Shop For A Toy Instead Of Playing On My Phone At Toys R Us. Now I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

35points

POST

Michelle quehl 8 years ago

Modern child

17points

#64

I'm An #assholeparent Because My Arms Got Too Tired To Help Her "jump" The Waves

Final score:

35points

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Annette Blanks 8 years ago

It could also be because you made her wear that hat

12points

#65

I Said She Couldn't Have A Real Baby Bear As A Pet So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

35points

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Pi... 8 years ago

Thank god! The REAL a*****e parent is the one that gets his/her baby a REAL lion or tiger cub or bear cub just Coz they can.

11points

#66

I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On A Screw... So Naturally That Makes Me An #assholeparent

Final score:

35points

POST

Cherie 8 years ago

Oh, the tragedy of a ruined life!

8points

#67

I Wouldn't Let Her Rub Her Face Into The Carpet In The Doctor's Waiting Room

Final score:

33points

POST

Olivia Lam 8 years ago

She looks old enough to know why she's not allowed to do that...

30points

#68

I Wouldn't Let Him Put My Shoe In His Mouth So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

33points

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Laura Enez 8 years ago

Maybe he is teething!!

2points

#69

I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Take A Bite Out Of Every Donut In The Box

Final score:

31points

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Ulrika Tück de Mantel 8 years ago

Don´t be sad lil bud.... i also wasn´t allowed to taste every donat! it´s a bad world...

11points

#70

He Couldn't Hold Two Eggs In One Hand So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

30points

POST

#71

I Couldn't Put Their Bananas Back Together So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

30points

POST

#72

She Wanted The Necklace On Before Going To The Pool, I Put It On Two Seconds Too Late And Now I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

29points

POST

Michelle quehl 8 years ago

That's the cutest swim suit ever

26points

#73

I Won't Get The Piece Of Toilet Paper I Already Flushed Down The Toilet. So I'm An #assholepare

Final score:

29points

POST

#74

I Wanted To Take A Family Photo For His First Day Of School Today. So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

29points

POST

Karma Ashley Myers 8 years ago

The dads look is priceless. " Do we really need this picture?" LOL

20points

#75

She Grabs The Bowl And Dumps It On Her Head So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

28points

POST

Cori Crabb 2 years ago

"I grabbed the bowl and put it on my head. IT'S YOUR FAULT"

0points

#76

I Wouldn't Let Her Lick The Ice Cream From The Table At Hungry Jacks So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

28points

POST

Pi... 8 years ago

Ah.. I see a lill 5 o'clock shadow there! :-D

2points

#77

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Electrocute Herself So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

28points

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Liza Goya 8 years ago

Im shocked that you wouldn't let her do that.

24points

#78

She Is So Mad At Me For Making It Rain And Therefore Getting Her Wet When It Was Time To Pick Her Up From School. I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

27points

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Stel Deianne 8 years ago

She's old enough to know about the weather and it's changes. To throw a fit and blame you? That's a mean kid.

15points

#79

I Did Exactly What She Wanted For Crazy Hair Day But Somehow I'm The #assholeparent

Final score:

26points

POST

Bobbi Newell 8 years ago

It didn't match her vision!

4points

#80

She Wanted Her Nails Painted. So I Painted Them For Her..... But It Wasn't Sparkly Enough. So I

Final score:

26points

POST

Sarah LaForce 8 years ago

Little diva haha

1point

#81

I Started Singing And It Hurt Her Ears, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

26points

POST

Wombat34 8 years ago

Maybe your singing sucks.

1point

#82

I Took Him To The Beach And Let Him Wear The Mickey Suit So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

25points

POST

.gas. 8 years ago

To be fair, the Mickey suit? Soo last season.

16points

#83

Took The Kidds To See Their Favorite Train Today Guess I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

25points

POST

Robert Bailey 8 years ago

Looks like you're only a halfasshole parent.

17points

#84

Bernie Beat Hillary In Our Family's Mock Election So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

24points

POST

.gas. 8 years ago

Similar to what Bernie supporters are doing right now. :-(

10points

#85

He Wanted A Cupcake, I Peeled The Wrapper Off So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

24points

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Justyna 8 years ago

my mother would just take it from me so i would regret complaining. i would do the same thing.

20points

#86

I Guess I'm The #assholeparent Because I Said No To Opening The Umbrella In The Car

Final score:

23points

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SapphireDolphin10 8 years ago

It's bad luck!

0points

#87

He Asked For Triangles. I Cut Triangles. I'm An #assholeparent Because I Cannot Transform Them Into The Squares He Now Wants

Final score:

23points

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Katrine Meilvang 8 years ago

Take the food away. He's not hungry then. My daughter suddenly don't mind the cutting when I do that..

19points

#88

Sang #happybirthday To Her So I Am An #assholeparent

Final score:

23points

POST

Robert Bailey 8 years ago

Well....

3points

#89

He Had To Put On A Life Jacket To Go On The Sea Doo So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

23points

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Kim Catano 8 years ago

Don't let him go on the seadoo at all, it's not safe if he's this upset anyway.

4points

#90

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Rotisserie Chicken Right In The Cart So I Am An #assholeparent

Final score:

22points

POST

.gas. 8 years ago

Probably saw someone drinking a soda or eating chips before getting to the checkout. I hate that.

5points

#91

Wouldn't Let Her Continue To Eat The Lotion, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

22points

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SapphireDolphin10 8 years ago

Possibly toxic lotion, yummy.................

1point

#92

I'm An #assholeparent Because I'm Feeding Him The Peeps He Begged For

Final score:

21points

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SapphireDolphin10 8 years ago

Peeps kinda taste like a stale marmallow.......

1point

#93

I Won't Let Her Stick Her Finger In The Socket So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

21points

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Cherie 8 years ago

My eldest stuck a knife in socket an instant before I could stop him. Amazing how far he flew. (Uh, he's a physicist now. Really.)

21points

#94

ook my daughter on an African safari but I won't let her play on her iPad so I'm an #assholeparent

Final score:

21points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 8 years ago

On HER ipad ? *** new generation kid ????

21points

#95

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Strips Of Torn Tissue Paper That He'd Ripped Up. Which, Naturally, Makes Me An #assholeparent

Final score:

20points

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Fabiana Fabis 8 years ago

As a mof I used to do this too when I was under two. Very discreetly til mom found me out.

1point

#96

I'm An #assholeparent Because Kroger Doesn't Have Wifi So She Can't Watch Curious George

Final score:

19points

POST

Olivia Lam 8 years ago

At first, i really thought the child's name was Kroger

13points

#97

I Made Her Come Down For Lunch. So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

19points

POST

Kaska 8 years ago

Is she even wearing any form of pants???lol

8points

#98

I'm The #assholeparent For Not Taking Her To Play Outside At 6:30 Am

Final score:

18points

POST

Zsófi Kovács 8 years ago

I don't understand. Why not?

5points

#99

We Are Out Of Turkey So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

17points

POST

.gas. 8 years ago

I do the same thing when the deli is out of black forest ham.

10points

#100

He Tried Eating Plastic Grapes...twice...finally Realized They Weren't Real.

Final score:

16points

Annie Olson

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Airdnas Elisab 8 years ago

Awww. Somebody get him some real grapes, please! At least he's trying to eat healthy.

4points

#101

Im An Asshole Parent Cause I Wouldn't Let Him Be Naked #assholeparent

Final score:

12points

Brittany Sawada

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SapphireDolphin10 8 years ago

That was me at 1 or 2..... Poor little guy.

0points

#102

Oreos Only Have Frosting On One Side When You Take Them Apart.

Final score:

12points

linnae delp

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Cherie 8 years ago

(Gasp) You dreadful person! Lol

7points

#103

I Wanted To Get A Cute "turning 1 With Her Cake" Photo, So I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

11points

Marah Rice

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#104

Google Self Driving Car #assholeparent

Final score:

9points

lǝɔɹɐɯ lınʞ

POST

Airdnas Elisab 8 years ago

Wait. What???

4points

#105

I Moved His Hand So The Dog Wouldn't Lick It. Guess I'm The #assholeparent

Final score:

9points

stacey_leshner

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Elaena Stemann 8 years ago

That facepalm though!

6points

#106

She Wanted To Watch Frozen, So I Turned It On And Now I'm The #assholeparent

Final score:

8points

Heather Ball

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Lindsey Rose 1 year ago

Nap time

1point

#107

She Wanted To Take The Stick From The Dog. I Did Nothing. So I'm The #assholeparent

Final score:

5points

Katja Klepec Š

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Hey It's Me 3 years ago

It would’ve been funnier if the dog bit her for being a little brat and trying to take its stick away lol

2points

#108

The Plane Was Delayed So I'm An #assholepatent

Final score:

5points

Ieva Zu

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#109

Wouldn't Get Her Another Pet Adding To 2 Guinea Pigs 2 Cats And Dog. #assholeparent

Final score:

4points

Allyssa Mullen

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Benicio del Pilitch 8 years ago

well, to be fair, there needs to be a second dog - symmetry...

6points

#110

The Book Ran Out Of Pages. Obviously My Fault #assholeparent

Final score:

4points

Liisa Vain

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MARY BODDEN 7 years ago

Fits with the princess chair

1point

#111

I Am #assholeparent Because I Didn't Let Him Play In The Bank And He Dont Want To Go Home

Final score:

4points

Haniza Rahmat

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#112

I Couldn't Stop Her Tower From Falling...#assholeparent

Final score:

3points

Anca Zeca Topor

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#113

I Offered Inaaya An Orange...clearly I'm An #arseholeparent

Final score:

3points

Sabeena Mughal

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Airdnas Elisab 8 years ago

And then you're looking at Poopsville soon after.

0points

#114

I Put Milk In His Chocolate Milk #imtheasshole

Final score:

3points

Natalie Rohde

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Jennifer Aguilar 8 years ago

WHITE MILK?!?! Why would you do such a thing? Lol

2points

#115

We Interupted Her Poo Playing Session #assholeparent

Final score:

2points

Danielle Johnston

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Brianna Bastian 8 years ago

at least you are an a*****e parent with hygiene in mind.

3points

Itthirat Rattanachockchai

#116

I Asked Him To Stop Poking My Valentine's Day Cupcakes So Now I'm An #assholeparent

Final score:

1point

Christina Nguyen

POST

#117

I Think I Luv Her

Final score:

1point

POST

#118

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#118

Lol

Final score:

-9points

Ashley Patricio Araujo

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Rachmaninoffsgf 8 years ago

What was the problem here? She looks perfectly happy and pretty btw.

3points