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If one day you woke up and realized that every other person on planet Earth had vanished, what would you do? Panic? Try to find the meaning of life? Join the rest? Or have the biggest party known to now non-existent man, celebrating the fact that you’ll never run into another extrovert again? 

If you’re part of the last group of people, then have we got a treat for you today! Bored Panda has previously covered the fantastic memes created by the Instagram page fittingly named Antisocial Memes. And today, we have more to share!

So strap on in, dear Pandas, and get ready for a funtastic ride. Don’t forget to vote on your favorite most relatable memes, and leave your thoughts and comments below, sharing your experiences! Let’s get into it! 

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Cat Palmer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a great picture! I would also be the one petting the good dog (yes you are, such a good dog...)

Spooky Scary Skeletons
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Animals are truly the more noble creatures. Humans have time and again proven to be scum.

Shyla Bouche
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're acceptable at opening cans and cleaning sandboxes.

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Asterisk
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only upvotes those two are going to get!

pp horrendous
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha adulting am i right. just get me some avocado toast and a glass of wine 😂 Taxes

Random Toad
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a fellow introvert I can relate

Beachbum
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would look at the dog every damn time over a baby

Dingooo
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, pet the dog, people are too bitey.

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What does the word ‘introvert’ mean to you? Do you immediately associate it with someone who’s shy and reserved? Someone who likes to keep to themselves? A person that hates crowds? Whilst those are all characteristics well associated with being an introvert, there’s more to it than meets the eye. 

Maria started the Antisocial Memes Instagram account 6 years ago not only to explore all the sides of introversion and the perception of antisocialness, but also as a means of self-expression. “I started the Instagram profile to overcome my social anxiety and shyness,” she told Bored Panda in a previous interview. 

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    SCP 4666
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo because you don't have to go outside and see people?🤔

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    Philly Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too, am a pluviophile. I love the rain and dark days. (Snowstorms too!)

    SCP 4666
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL a word for liking bad weather😄

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    BetterBitterButter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the best memories of my childhood is sitting in a room all by myself reading a book while the weather outside was like this and I can see from the window. It was followed by heavy rains and thunderstorms.

    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People never seem to believe me when I say I genuinely love rainy weather, and nothing, I mean nothing, beats a wild thunderstorm. I just feel so alive in that weather. It's exhilarating. I pity people who say to me "we didn't go out, the weather was bad". NO.!! There's no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes.

    Daria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! The smells... 😌

    BoredPandaSucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too. bright, sunny, cloudless days depress me. it;s like getting stabbed with SUNSHINE!

    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. Drive all the extroverts inside so us intros can frolic and play.

    Hotdogking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move to Ireland. It’s like this almost all the time

    Quitethedilemma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes and that drizzly three day rain......but no wind. Wind can f**k off.

    GlamourGhoul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Black is such a happy color." - Morticia Addams

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also my cat is there too!

    Cat Palmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say that a good 90% of conversations I have these days are with my cat ("Meow?" "Yes, I know, me too." "Meow." "I know exactly what you mean.") I am of course totally fine with this.

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    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband asked me this one time and I said, "If outside was so great, why has man spent so much effort perfecting indoors?"

    the shrimp whisperer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: i have no executive function and also my music is there. and i have a cat

    LynzCatastrophe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With this new convenience called ordering online, if it wasn't for my dog, I'd probably never leave the house.

    Dash Junior
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My four much loved cats are at home. Do I need any other company? Nope.

    Bad Mole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my cats and stuff more. I mostly enjoy interaction with NPC's in my video games.

    MonicaChicagoGal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like people if they are on THE OTHER side of the window.

    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY!!! Speaks the truth!! AMEN! TELL IT!!! I am paying to stay here. Why would I leave to go somewhere and pay to stay there as well? Lost money to me!! And you are also right about the cats.

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    “I am an introvert and I needed this page to help me accept myself through creating and sharing memes related to introversion, social anxiety, and shyness.” Once the page started getting traction, the followers growing to an impressive 310K, she realized that she was not alone in her feelings. “Their support made me feel better and I hope that we make other people laugh. All this made me not quit, but continue creating and sharing content,” Maria said. 

    As Maria stated previously, there is no secret to the success of Antisocial Memes. “There is only hard work, persistence, good and healthy humor,” she told Bored Panda. “We express our feelings and we find that many people in the world feel like us and that makes them follow the page.” 

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    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us: "You are our Queen" Her: "Who said that?"

    Splašená sardel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gods! Is it too late for me to start?

    Chuck Freiman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 28 years? Sounds like a boderline extrovert to me.

    ShyWahine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, why didn't I think of that ?!?

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    Theo Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a T H I C C book.

    BonBon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I double upvote?!!!

    Ashbug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every night I lay awake for hours and my brain churns through all my worries

    Xan Maranya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the wise part of your brain think of that?

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    Bee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok back when the teacher would do the role call and I'd always be the last or near last person to say "here" because the letter my last name starts with, and i would get so paranoid over saying the word "here" in a classroom full of people that my throat would actually lock up while i waited for it to be my turn and i would like almost cry so ummmmm relatable lmao

    Ingeborg Majer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohmg. My photo could be in place of the dude's with the tome...

    Gabby M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had a meme so accurately represent me. OCD and anxiety are fun.

    Karen Evans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having THAT as a booster instead of phone book from the 60's!

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    According to WebMD, there are a wide range of ways to be an introvert, as introverts usually have a few extroverted traits mixed in with their introverted ones, and vice versa. They identify four different subcategories: social, thinking, anxious, and restrained/inhibited introverts. 

    Whilst many people think of introverts as shy, the two aren’t linked, as introversion is a personality type, while shyness is an emotion. Introverts prefer being alone or in very small groups not because they have strong negative reactions to larger gatherings the way that shy people do, but because they feel more energized or comfortable doing things on their own. 

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    Daria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a series of 7-8 books, each at least 800 kindle pages long.

    Kyle Broflovski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I'm gonna need $600 worth of sour cream and onion chips.

    The danish woman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Criminal minds for me at the time 😊

    couch potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the delight inside me when i found law and order svu was was one of the most amazing feelings i have ever felt

    Jaaawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is my partner and I right now! We have just discovered Law & Order: SVU...show started in 1999 and is still going to this day, so that's our evening entertainment covered for the foreseeable future!

    lex salica
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh...you have some memorable evenings ahead of you, especially if you have never seen the show before. One of my faves!!

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    Abbyfofabby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just about to say that! Yesssss!!! I love that show 😍

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    too indesicive to choose name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im so depressed. I just fell in love with a series only to discover there's only 13 short episodes per season and 3 seasons... I finished it in two or three nights, and when exactly season 4 will come out is uncertain. Its due to be released in 2023, so it could be in 3 weeks, or it could be a whole year.

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    araT Backwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will forever remember how to spell “reconnecting” now, so he did learn!

    Asexual Zelephant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried that during a sex Ed lesson during lockdown - worked rly well 👍

    Lollipop Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao, I only read "I tried that during sex" and was really confused

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    Brightheart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I used to do but I spelled it right.

    ChocolateCake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they hadn't spelled it wrong I guarantee that would have worked. smart 4th grader

    shermes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, it was a spelling lesson.

    RandomHumanBean
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it works so well. XD but then the teachers changed the class zoom so you couldnt change ur name and had to join on your google account. that sucked.

    kkathleen517
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My. God. That is epic. My best friend told me that her step- daughter went to the school nurse with an injury on her leg or wherever, trying to get out of school. So, nurse called my friend and friend tells nurse to get a baby wipe and just give it a gentle wipe..that brilliant little turd had drawn a wound on herself that was good enough to fool the school nurse just to get out of school. I asked my friend how the hell she knew it was a fake and she just laughed and said she knows her well.

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    Quitethedilemma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum all the GD time "why are you so grumpy" or "there's no need to get that face on" and I was probably just looking into nothingness, thinking about nothing, happily.

    Miss Frankfurter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then some jerk tells you to smile.

    Lara Verne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, actually, everything's wrong, but whatever

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    PupperPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... aren't they? I mean I class going shopping as socialising...?

    Lauren S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I was thinking. Errands totally count. I would take my son to a store when he was a toddler just to look at stuff, like an actual activity.

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    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND as exercise for the week!!

    Carman Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do count. It's leaving the house ain't it!

    Poeha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it's so fun and you save so much money biking from this cheap grocery store to that one. My dad also loved it. He even loved shopping for clothes. It would take hours and he always came home with the best and cheapest stuff.

    Kj Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too and DON’T want anything to do with it!

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    However, introverts typically go through quite a bit of backlash, their demeanors being dragged through the mud. The difference between an extrovert and an introvert is the way they get rejuvenated and the way they contemplate and present ideas: one thrives through social interaction and lots of stimuli, while the other thrives in alone time and taking the time to analyze before speaking. Neither is better, nor worse. 

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    Susan Cain, a Harvard Law School graduate and author of Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World that Can’t Stop Talking, argues that introversion is often mistakenly perceived as being antisocial. As was discussed previously, being unsociable doesn’t necessarily mean one is antisocial, as the two terms mean very different things. 

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    BoredPandaSucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .......and i am bombarded by popups because the blocker don't work.

    RMA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially this wretched new version on BP 😠

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    Miki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    17? Rookie numbers. Multiply it by at least 30 and we can talk.

    The Three Broomsticks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its like when you hide a tab and then your like, "where tf the music comin from?"

    LynzCatastrophe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 32 tabs open, 7 are frozen, I've figured out the music is coming from one of the frozen ones and is the reason why it frozen in the first place. There's advertisements on all of them and the ones are BP are the most infuriating.

    Gibberint Dark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind is also like an internet browser... Netscape...!!

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    Bored Retsuko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda liked him when I was a kid :-D

    Corvus
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a whole, sympathising with villains from cartoons (and most Marvel movies) is a sure sign you're above 30 :P

    Wolf Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. There's no way in heck I want to murder my older sibling.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm also guessing your parents didn't name you "Waste" after naming your brother "King"...that might create some sibling rivalry, especially if it reflects how they treat you.

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    jay <3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he has always been and will always be my favorite🥰

    Spooky Scary Skeletons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I feel like I'm in my own spinoff of The Walking Dead, where everyone else is a freakin' moron. If only I could go around busting in heads like Rick & gang get to do.

    Kate Haslam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I totally related to him as a kid.

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made this rule for myself that every time I find myself surrounded by idiots, whiners, and @ssholes, I have to consider whether it isn't perhaps possible for it to be the other way round. Every time I actually adhere to this rule, my life gets a whole lot easier.

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    Lou Cam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me listening to early 90's Rock music is like getting under a weighted blanket and eating toasted marshmallows.

    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! This. Never gets me more chill than listening to 90’s music. A little Nirvana. The Cranberries, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Soundgarden….ahhh.

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    The 0roburos
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Music hits different when you go back to it 20 years later.. #realtalk

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just chilling to 'Up the junction' by Squeeze, haven't heard it in nearly 20 years! Can't beat that feeling.

    Lynette Vella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can also make me sad so I avoid it.

    Corvus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. And it can also bring back memories of specific events that were happening at the time you first heard the song(s) in question.

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    Asociality refers to the lack of motivation to engage in social interaction or a preference for solitary activities. It’s otherwise referred to as being solitary or reserved. Antisociality, or Antisocial Personality Disorder (APD), is a mental disorder in which a person consistently shows no regard for right and wrong and ignores the rights and feelings of others. Sociopathy is another term for it. 

    Now that we’re dealing with a lot of terms and descriptions, let’s get back to the root of the matter—the criticism of introversion. Those that misunderstand introverts try to “help them out” by pushing them out of their comfort zones, then getting mad for them being distant and irritable.

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    Erin Geiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the next thing you know you're on your 40's

    too indesicive to choose name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God... I'm already like this. What am I going to do when there is no summer vacation or winter break, no salvation I can stagger towards?

    Margaret H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I measure time in "Well, that's one less meal I have to plan."

    Dino (she/her)
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even adulthood all of my middle schooler friends feel like this too

    LynzCatastrophe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've discovered there's at least one week a month I like.

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    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always saying I prefer cats to people, lol.

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    Pjerrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delete cats…. Put in dogs👍

    Alditekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 10 years? My cats will have gotten their PhDs.

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    Callie Dryer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interject passive aggresively with movie quotes: I will spare your life, if you just walk away 🤷‍♀️

    Rowlie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about 8 dangs, 20 yups and 5 wows more than I can handle before running away

    Lara Verne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry, I just remembered I have somewhere to be. Bye!"

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One perk of being older is that I can just shake my head, mutter a non sequitur, and walk away.

    too indesicive to choose name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I spent so much time on Zoom this past year, I'm starting to buffer in real life. Gotta go home and reconnect to my wifi.

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how Homer handles that, "Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, listen, shut up for a second." https://youtu.be/oeI3DF_3CE4

    Erjenn Rejano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be the one talking..i don't get social cues lol

    Pjerrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slowly backing away without a Sound …

    Martin Forbes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then slowly moving away from them and they FOLLOW !!!!!

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    It’s strange how much we think introverted qualities are negative, as compared to those of extroverts. Imagine if everyone was extroverted; we’d get absolutely nowhere in life, spontaneously combusting like poor Mary Reeser did. Life is all about balance, and the two different personality types work best when they work together. 

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    So instead of us trying to change our friends, colleagues, and family members, how about we make the space comfortable for everyone? Meanwhile, let’s enjoy some quality memes, and as you keep scrolling through, don’t forget to upvote your favorites and leave some comments too! 

    Bon voyage and ‘til next time!

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    Mimi M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!' We love you, Dolly!

    Let’s Go Brandon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolly is a national treasure.

    BoredPandaSucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey I like your personality" "Welp, I picked the wrong one for you then!"

    Emma Kilcup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else feel like they have a new personality every day, or is it just me? I've tried to self-diagnose it, but nothing really seems to fit me.

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don’t self diagnose. That’s a psychiatrist’s job. If you are that concerned please try to get help. I have bipolar 2 disorder. I do what they call “rapid cycling”. With the kind of year I have had I joke (sometimes you just need to) that my life is like a box of chocolates. I never know who I’m going to be. But seriously, if you’re really concerned consider seeing a doctor. All the best to you.

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    Kyle Broflovski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is mine, but I don't brag about it

    Kelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh! This thread is very inspired!

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    C.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heavily dependent on your choice of treats....carrot sticks I'm walking away, anything Hersheys I'm vomiting on your shoes however crisps, Haribo, Cadburys, donuts, biscuits, peanut butter, pizza, chips and I'll roll onto my back so you can scratch my belly - dare prod at my "love handles" though and I'll bite your face off. Needless to say I'm the one still at the rehoming centre 3650 days later 😂😂

    Splašená sardel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope, eventho I also am very food motivated... so just leave the food and f**k off

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People at my office always say that I don't talk to people much...just the way I like it.

    TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face comes complete with eye lasers, to disintegrate anyone who tries to engage me before caffeine.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah that’s a good method, my personal way of getting rid of people in the morning is to turn them to stone. the one inconvenience is hiding the bodies..

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND I HAVENT EVEN HAD A COFFEE

    Kelsey Rivera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell is spying on me.....

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😲😲😲 how the damn hell did you get that picture of me??!!!???!! 😆

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am Ghost. I am dead inside. So leave me tf alone.

    Xan Maranya
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dead, except for the breathing? And the love in your heart?

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    Dash Junior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caption: So much for uninterrupted ‘me time’.

    Lynette Vella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a quiet morning but I've recently started walking with a neighbor so I'm out of the house before I've usually finished my coffee in bed. OMG! My body is just rebelling! My stomach hurts! My back aches! My entire being is saying, "Crawl back into bed and read Google News!"

    Richard Ross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s definitely my hair in the morning too 😂

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    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I see a red door and want to paint it black.

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a NIGHTMARE. Does anyone else live in Arizona and cringe at this very idea? Cause, boy, I can feel your sweating through my computer screen!

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live in a very cold area it's probably really useful tho

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy can't wait for the summer

    Kyle Broflovski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only one who thinks the jet black house looks ugly?

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it matches my deep dark black soul.

    Spooky Scary Skeletons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd paint my house in VantaBlack if I could just to make it look like nothing but a dark void.

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    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are stupid idiots!! Except for my friends here at BP!!

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude I know who goes at BP every day is an idiot, so between 51% and 100% of people here are smart.

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    Alan Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't hate being around people, I hate being around the wrong people. And everyone is wrong.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too peopley out there.

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TMBP: Too Many Bloomin’ People

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs Addams, I wholeheartedly agree.

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really are!!! It's the worst!

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid lockdowns seemed to have made even more people realise this.

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a child this happened to me and I hated it. As an adult, this doesn't happen to me and I hate it.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here but I always had a book and I didn't hate it

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    Lynette Vella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I got bullied so badly in the 6th grade - even by the female PE teacher who was Filipino Catholic and I was white JW. She slapped my thighs during flag football - she made me her opposing quarterback and then had one of the bullies on my team call my name so I would lift the ball up and look back. I had no idea of the rules. Must have happened at least twice in a row.

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry this happened to you.😥 Be well.

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    gabriel Pagonis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kid used to back away from me because a made up disease called the Gabriel disease I was also I was told by a lil snob she was allergic to me I never really liked people when I was six the only living thing I liked hanging out with was my dog sparky and holly or my baby lily the cat but now I'm 16 and the only one I have left is my baby lily

    Xan Maranya
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about another baby or sparky of some sort - so there's a continuation, you know.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my superpower, wherever I sit, everyone else sits away from me. Sucks at restaurants when the waitress ignores me too though.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happens to me cause everyone thinks i'm an introvert but no, i'm just quiet

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teenage version of me wanted to be popular. The current adult version of me wants to go kick her a$$. I'm popular as an adult and I wish people would leave me alone!

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    Wolf Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except I don't force people I hate to do my laundry and make breakfast for me.

    Alaina Bleakley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more the aristacats type of cat lady

    Kawazoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who tf wants to be a Disney princess?

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's home alone, in a comfy bed with a cat. Winning!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course she is. Not every soft can-opener is blessed.

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    Linziaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is me and my cays black and whit. Purrrr fect

    Linziaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is me and cats black and white (no glasses on typing 🤦🏻)

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    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I used to be a nurse and everyone told me I was so calm during an emergency. Good thing they never knew what was going on in my head at the time. I’ll take that Oscar now.

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    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of my few skills

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see her eye twitching in that pic.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I hide it well - I've perfected my poker face

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah....not good at the whole "acting unbothered" thing. When Im breaking down everyone around me damn well knows it.

    Lynette Vella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. Even my over-the-top extroverted husband is of the opinion that everybody thinks I'm a "little church mouse." I call it being diplomatic and tactful - what's wrong with that?

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely have misophonia and it's no laughing matter. It's been getting worse as I age. I have to wear noise cancelling headphones when out shopping now :(

    Just a panda with misophonia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you with every bone in my body. It's honestly so horrible. I'm still and school and when people eat I soooo wish I could put in noise cancelling earbuds:(

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    Damitria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or popping gum. Not the blowing bubble kind of popping. The popping every time they chew it.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me want to pry open their mouth and yank the stupid gum away.

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    Epona
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen so many people know what misophonia is in one place before. I love Bored Panda sometimes! My people! It feels weird to be excited about this but I am. It's not a well-known/common condition.

    SPARKIZE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its weird, I only hear the husband chew at home, but not out at dinner .. odd, very odd

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife can only hear me chew no matter where I am in the world, I have never in my life family, friend, or stranger been accused of being a loud grazer

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    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first picture caption says "me when I can hear people chewing", the second caption censors out the word "chewing", and the third caption censors everything BUT the word "people".

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    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest daughter chews with her mouth open!!! I CONSTANTLY have to tell her..... Bro, closer your mouth while eating!!! GAAHHHH LoL kid drives me crazy😆

    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to think it is obnoxious for people who don't have misophonia. I frequently have to remind myself that that is not always the case, unfortunately. It's certainly not proper manners. Or pleasant to look at. I hope she grows out of that habit soon, for her sake and yours, and anyone else around her while she's eating.

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    Callie Dryer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …at night in bed on Bored Panda, cracked .com, and The Onion

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me running to search for new sites for more procrastination stations

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    michelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i even wanted to start working night shift, cause i have all the energy at night but in the morning i feel like a zombie looking for brains

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, I had to set restrictions on my phone!

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually, the later it gets, the more awake i become...

    Lily from England
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an Insomniac, who has BP! It’s a toxic relationship, which works so well.

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I'm in bed with Fark.com, BoredPanda.com and Cracked.com.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr every single night, convincing myself ill go to bed early. At least on my off time I can sleep in, when I'm at work on the ferry, my option is to go to work tired, or actually go to bed on time. What do you think I choose.....

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand it's 3 a.m. and I have four hours to sleep.

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never make promises when you are happy

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    two moods "I NEED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE OR IM GONNA DIE" or "I NEED TO SCREAM IN MY CLOSET FOR THREE HOURS OR IM GONNA DIE"

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just say "I'll see how I'm feeling that day". Everyone knows I'm a chronic pain patient, so they accept it.

    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry you have to live with that. I'm glad you have accepting friends.

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    RandomHumanBean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally me today. i just got home and would like to not see humans for 8 years while i recharge. too bad i have school tmr :(

    Pillowarmidiloroku
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your hair decides not to look like it did before 💀

    Lynette Vella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually end up having a good time but still...

    Cheeky chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. Right now. For tonight. Truthfully I never learn 🙄🙄

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    Insidia666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally at McDonald's right now eating as slowly as I can physically manage because there were too many people at my house trying to talk to me lmfaoooo

    Insidia666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also was not hungry when I got here, just needed an escape route xD

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    Binary Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not an introvert. Quite the opposite. I just hate mankind and would like them to just shut up

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either you are a rare breed of extrovert or an ambivert like me.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woo Hoo! Problem solved!

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yas trash take urself out!!

    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like when a rude customer says 'i'm never coming back here again'

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big sigh of relief.....Promise?

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    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told people to not bother with my birthday this year because the year before it was so uncomfortable and there was a fight, I just wanted to avoid it. I expected nothing and got unwelcome attention this year.

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    Summer Woodsong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you're not dead inside, you just need to relocated...

    william j dougherty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I set up my tripod & camera and just zen out…

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Grim Reaper isn't a killer he is just a collector.

    pp horrendous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys w how did yuo get this picture of me

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, I imagined a romantic story out of this pic.

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    too indesicive to choose name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this crab not only lives at the bottom of the sea, but works in retail.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retail is life's way of assessing just how much b******t you can handle, even if it's only out of spite. The longer you can hold out, the better prepared you are for dealing with asshats for the rest of your life.

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    /NUL
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    3 years ago

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew someone who had a horrible factory job, but the excellent medical coverage kept her there because her husband had cancer.

    Key Lime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A better retirement plan than working conditions but I make it! Been retired just over a year.

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    Damitria
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually Im doing something and someone comes up to me and just starts talking like Im not doing anything. I miss half of the convo cause Im in my own world doing my own thing before I realize someone thinks their thing is more important than my thing.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 80% of my interactions with people

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    TomCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't count how many times I've said to my husband, "I'm sorry but I wasn't listening to you".

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why i didnt do very well in school 🙈 teacher talking and im wondering what im going to do the weekend, on a monday

    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Oh, I'm trying to talk in complete sentences and listen to NPR in the background? Looks like you're getting half-formed sentences with long, awkward pauses.

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any minor distraction and I'm gone from the convo.

    Autistic Ladybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I'm autistic so i cant make eye contact with the person im talking to or whose talking to me, and once they were like: "Are you listening or am I too boring 🙄" and i panicked and explained everything but they didnt believe me like "what a lame excuse" 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When faced with the same dreaded situation, I hope that my brain is at least able to recall a couple of words. Then I can respond with "No, not at all I was listening. You were explaining/discussing *relevant word*. (I was not listening and have no idea what you were saying, but may remember it three months later, at two o'clock in the morning, for no apparent reason)."

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    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So me! I have auditory processing problems and also ADHD. What a combo. If you have important info, then write it down!!! Text, email, post-it-note- anything

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    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm at that very special age where i have only one thing on my mind........ homicide.

    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go WATCH “Wednesday” series on NF…. I loved the new Wednesday actress.

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are just plain idiots!!

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me to watch old episodes of Adult Wednesday Addams on YouTube lol

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    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god yeah! I'm a big over-sharer, i get a lot of people just slowly awkwardly walking away from me.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things like FB memories are so cringy when you see what you wrote like 10+ years ago!

    Poeha
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I came back to work, just after 3 weeks in a mental hospital, my manager said: Maybe you shouldn't tell ppl everything. They already get upset when someone has a cold.

    Lynette Vella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've sometimes taken 3 days to get over a conversation.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no bro that's okay you're s'posed to express yourself!!!

    Teresa McGrath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in that thought process right now!!

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be a very quiet person. After 2 years of Covid shutdown and living alone, apparently, unbeknownst to me, I missed talking to people😵‍💫 Now I’m miss chatterbox. When I get home, close my front door, I scream “SHUT UP!!!”

    Xan Maranya
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep... to my own chattering mind.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally have to recharge every other day.

    Lily from England
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not every day? Wow, you’re probably one of the most stable people on this app. 🤣

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    Skeeter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be back home before I leave the house.

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a warm little cinnamon bun, and I'm gonna stay here all day! Oh- oh need to go to the bathroom.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SAME! I feel like no one I know can relate to me on the level that I relate to these memes. Im starting to wonder if I'm really all that strange or if Im just hanging out with the wrong people! 🤷‍♀️

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work two weeks on a ferry, two weeks off. I need the two weeks to recover from hard work, cabin mates, people, ect. My family wonders why I only leave the house for food or my dog....

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me if I have been out My House for 4-5 hours in the Crazy World …..

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    Astor.exe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro. my sis is like this when i touch her

    CuddlyCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's change this to: when someone touches you ;)

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this happening once by a co-worker and my other co-workers said that the look of disgust on my face was more than enough to make them immediately stop.

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At work, we had this new guy who was one of those people that's overly-familiar too quickly. My friend doesn't like people touching him (understandable). I'm talking face-to-face with my friend the day the new guy started, and the new guy walks up from behind my friend and puts a hand on his shoulder. I saw my friend's face just drop. I chose to defuse the situation, but it was hilarious. From then on, my friend despised that new guy.

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody should be touching anyone they do not know. Even people they do know, ask first!

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An acquaintance has taken to pulling my hair in jest. I am 43 and she is older than I am. I'm developing deep seated anger over it.

    Pillowarmidiloroku
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro Fr and then they start giggling

    No.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Haphephobia so this is me everytime someone touches me.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to admit you're a headless roach, I dare you.

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha same, but what is this picture??

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is from King of the Hill It is the episode where Bobby took a clowning class and he became Tartouf the Wonder Dog.

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    Lane Bass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tartuffe The Spry Wonder Dog!

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your weird is showing". Dammit you weren't supposed to see that yet.

    MagicFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture alone made my spit out my water. It's hilarious

    Callie Dryer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve lost so many friends showing my weird true colors 🤣🤣

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny...... People see me as kind and thoughtful, easy to be around. Get to know me and the huge giant weirdo comes out 🤪🤪🤪🤪

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    Poeha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't that advanced, but it still happened and with someone I knew for 12 years. You have known me for 12 years and you still think I'm being serious and that dumb? Sigh. It was a dumb joke. Online okay, I sometimes miss it too, but irl????

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk im not even sarcastic i just say stupid sh1t

    ali lilley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darknessssss, give me a D, give me an arkness!

    Melatonin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love to bring people in a state of huuuh. is she serious, hoaxing , genius or dumb

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with having a certain kind of wild imagination is that real life only comes close maybe a few days out of the year and only if you're lucky enough to travel.

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My circle is so small that a pogo stick seems excessive.

    LMW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if I could fit 4 people in there, that's still too many

    Jen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bus is too big...

    Sem Kix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still have a lot of space left.

    The_Bipolar_Express_1225
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, that’s so cute! Looks like they borrowed part of a Blue Bird bus for the body not sure about the little bus snoot though. Looks to be part of an International bus

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During part of the 1980s BlueBird fitted their bodies to International chassis before switching back to GM chassis.

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short buses are usually only used for very "special" reasons. This makes it even more meaningful for my circle....😆

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have answers for you buddy

    Hoodoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an inner squirrel..

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My inner lion is the cowardly lion from The Wizard Of Oz

    Asphalt Bubblegum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're a stuffed and mounted specimen, you've no say in how the world perceives you.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please i need to believe :( *cries in shy extrovert*

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dear Sarah getting 90$ working from home-"

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Sarah! Everyone misunderstanding her. She just wants us to be rich like her.

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    burncreek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking politely but drenched in irony is my specialty.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What people don't understand is that there is a certain way to say "sir" or "ma'am" that makes it a substitute for every cuss word you've ever heard.

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ultimate picture of professional customer support & retail

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wednesday is a cool kid overall though and always happy in her element, which is death, but she's still happy. Lol

    arcane_gamer (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wednesday is a bad*ss, so.... (NO SPOILERS AFTER EPISODE 1! JUST STARTED WATCHING)

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pretty good! I mean, nobody is Wednesday like Christina Ricci, but it's a fun show.

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    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too like homocide. Especially annoying people!

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't you just go: "Insert appropriate compliment here" in discussion?

    Almostfoxlike
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can and it's hilarious. On a side note: i have a dark dry humor and often laugh at wildly inappropriate things.

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    BonBon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an interview tomoz, and I was told I won't be successful if I don't do both, and I'm just like, how tho, how??

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Momma says if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything.

    BonBon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got an interview tomoz, and feeling this so bad cos everyone keeps saying I'll be unsuccessful of I don't do both

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want me to be "You f*****g imbecilic rat!" or "You are so amazing!"?

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly why my user name is what it is.

    Poeha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A collegue never said a dumb word and neither did I. Then we found out how much we talked online. That was funny. We talked for hours. Well talk, send memes and text lol.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer corresponding to people in written form rather than verbal. I'm able to slow my brain down enough to formulate sequential sentences without sounding like a 1st year student learning a new language.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now, this is Ghaniyah, not Ghost.

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    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure that is the correct usage of that word. I don't mean to be...mean.

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    JustYourAveragePANda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally had a crush on my best friend. The only person I could talk to at ALL- my best friends-. My other bestie got us together and we've been going for a while.

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, yes... I stupidly went in and said 'just do what you think would look good on me' to the hairdresser. Came out looking like Gwenyth Paltrow from Sliding Doors, but so didn't suit me. Went home and cried for six weeks til my hair grew out

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    Raccoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a bad haircut yesterday. I did this. Why Rachel, why?

    Sanni Salo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I ended up looking like Sally Spectra from the Bold and the Beautiful. I was 12 years old. Luckily it was winter and I had my beanie to wear!

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That haircut is the first step on the road to developing that look that discourages people from asking you to babysit their kids.

    too indesicive to choose name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'll see it's not good while they cut it and just not say anything

    Lightning_Thief
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off-Topic, but this scene made me cry so hard

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I trust people like that a hell of a lot more than the ones that walk around with a clearly fake smile plastered on their face tbh.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fearsome expression is my public mask. I was into 6-ft personal space long before covid.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is me. Exactly me. You defined me. But you also missed the part where I'm crazy sometimes. Like I think third degree burns sound and look cool.

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a universal problem for people like me whose eyebrows turn almost invisible about halfway out.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, raise your hand if you've had your shyness mistaken for snobbery ✋

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    harurand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother and I would do that and I was the one who had to nip out to see if they were still there. If the coast was clear I would get him, if not, we used secret codes to let each other know that coast is NOT clear >.< later we used text messages! we're both older now but still find it funny doing this! :D

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the same with my sister. Although I would quickly come out once they leave to see if they didn't eat something they were offered and now we can eat it.

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    Lisbeth Solis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's nice to know I'm not the only one...

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, I do this with texts and calls.

    Jessica Cooney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why everyone I know is aware of my "no appointment, no answer" policy.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try a fake cry, something will work eventually.

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always go for my old-faithful Jurassic Park Velociraptor impression. Works a treat.

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    too indesicive to choose name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I just got a text. My dog's favorite flea's aunt got arrested for performing demonic rituals over Elvis Presley's grave. Should probably go sort that out.

    Gwen LeMay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take your sock off and pass it to them. works every time for me.

    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! Why do people keep talking?!? Too much talking for me! I get so squirmy and feel like I want to run off!! 😁

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those times when you wish you could spontaneously vomit.

    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've asked my boss to yell at me to get off the phone so I can stop talking to a few people

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    Tiny Treev
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FOOD TASTES BETTER AT 3 AM!!!

    too indesicive to choose name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never craved bread and mac and cheese as much as I did last night at 2 am

    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 9 pm I want all the snacks.

    pp horrendous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im ghe only one in this comments section who disagrees

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me at 2 am: What a crazy dream! I'll go back to sleep now...after thinking.

    Lynette Vella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think about a historical romance hero I read about when I was 14...

    Carole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, I have to admit I rarely crave food (except for sweet stuff). I would definitely let myself go hungry most of the time if hunger pangs didn't hurt so bad.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thoughts when I open my eyes before waking up.

    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have captured my essences.

    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't completely agree with this (occasionally I do), but I do find it funny!

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one good friend in college and if she didn't come I would spend my day not talking to anyone. Everyone from college still remembers me as her friend.

    Poeha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to take lessons again from the same year, alone, without my friend, without any of the ppl from my year. I wore grey to blend in with the wall and sat in the back lol.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought of texting you back every day for the past two weeks but I just didn't.

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to see others doing the same stuff

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I basically watch everything with IMDB open these days!

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought everyone does this!

    Vera Cho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. when i tell my friends everything about them theyre so confused.

    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! Except for me I'm usually trying to figure out where I know an actor from when I start watching a show or movie.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if they're good, I want recommendations on what else they may be in!!

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone wanna share the song that has this effect for you? Mine is "Are 'Friends' Electric?" by Tubeway Army

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hammer To Fall by Queen, and That's All I Know So Far by Pink

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone look up Puppy Dog Bouncing in a Box on YouTube. When you see a white fluffy puppy bouncing, you have the right one.

    Evelyn Wrightsman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The song like that for me was "I want to be your slave" but since the beat practically stays the same throughout the whole song you kinda don't know when the song starts or ends

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    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good I was going to run away from you. Hey want to go to a party where I know everyone and you don't at all, causing you to follow me around awkwardly? :)

    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Only if you really are a doggo!!

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    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is accurate!!

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can but only when it's absolutely necessary as a last resort.

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    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a Night owl. And by that I mean that’s the only time I don’t feel tired

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    Susannah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't no way he is giving that cat a hair cut.

    Booklover&lt;3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain didn't want this to work. I think I need glasses and therapy.

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    Bruce Ferrier
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    David
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dobby wants a sock

    Sasy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was thinking the same thing, so much, so scary

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Better don't open this, just don-.... told you"

    Sans Serif
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When 'anyone' uses my phone - I start looking like that as they're asking!

    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is like "that's not my crotch on there"....

    Poeha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids' dad doesn't want them to play games on their phone. Look mom! I hid em in this map. He's never gonna find it. They're right.

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    Jaaawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screenshot from 'The One Where They All Turn Thirty.' I remember watching it back when it was on TV for the first time imaging my life at 30. Now I'm imaging my life at 40...

    Batwench
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am finding my 40’s great. You get to the point where you really start to think “bollocks to it”. Very freeing.

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    Poeha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's my mom? Oh wait. I have to go help her now.

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    Poeha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once fainted in the train. A sweet guy gave me some of his coca cola.

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    Hotdogking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least you were able to get dressed

    Sasy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I am the opposite of that and I would be a the place at 7.15.

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you monster of Frankenstein... (That is the right character, no?)

    Batwench
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More of creation. It was society that made him one. Really quite apt for this list.

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    Poeha
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was in her 30s, a doctor with kids and she'd let mom call. My little daughter bought something and is too shy to return it and ask her money back.

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    2x4b523p
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samyang carbonara hot chicken flavor! Had them for lunch just today. These and samyang potato ramen are the best ones out there.

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    Mary Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BULDAK RAMYEON IS SOME GOOD SHÏT!!! So spicy and I LOVE IT!

    Anni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nap after work and then some very late meals. Sometimes delivery. I’m sure my neighbour who wakes up at 5am everyday for a dance session thinks I’m strange.

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    Quitethedilemma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No two black items of clothing are the same shade of black

    Sasy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not in Australia if you only have a clothes line.

    HeatherDPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black is my happy color for clothes!

    Vera Cho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too. thats why im always late for school

    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t let my friend see this meme, she’ll spam me with it

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    Evelyn Wrightsman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How exactly do you have a picture of me rn?

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's 8:15 and you're trying to make it before 8:00

    King Joffrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story of my life. Fortunately they introduced flexible hours where I work...

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    Abby da great
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m scared to talk about that, how bout we bury ourselves to our neck in the sand and sip orange juice from a straw with the carton right beside our face?

    xxTillyxx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've been to that beach, it looks like Kata Beach in Phuket, Thailand

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    Ent Hugger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just having an allergic reaction to life

    Bruce Ferrier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably cuz I can't get any sleep and am always tired and yawning makes me cry

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    Bruce Ferrier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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