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We did our take on the saddest anime quotes, then we delivered an article full of the coolest ones, and now it is time to entertain you with our top picks of the funniest anime quotes up to date! Oh yes, these funny anime phrases come straight from your favorite anime series because even the most ominous ones have their fun moments to spare and share. 

And, ya know, anime series are basically the most realistic depiction of life, and we all know that despite being one continuously torturous thing, life does have its fun and sweet moments. Same with anime characters—however serious or ill-fated they might be, they always have at least one funny quote that knocks you right out of your socks. Also, the more absurd the funny quotes from anime are, the better! 

So, from such philosophers as Ash Ketchum of Pokemon to the great Naruto Uzumaki and Freeza of Dragon Ball Z fame, these funny anime phrases will give you a reason to laugh and make you ponder the deep farce of life. And for those who have made it to this article accidentally, be advised that these famous anime quotes are none less than those of prominent historical figures or socialites of the high and mighty society. 

But without further ado, let’s skip straight to the funniest anime quotes below. Then, once you are there, give your favorites a vote and, being the good friend you surely are, share this article with those impassioned by the anime culture.

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#1

Lucifer sitting near computer and looks not happy from Devil Is A Part-Timer! "Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation." - Lucifer from "Devil Is A Part-Timer!"

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Marie Mjolnir drinking tea from Soul Eater "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!" - Marie Mjolnir from "Soul Eater"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mjolnir like the name of Thor's Hammer? I've never watched this, so I'm just guessing right now.

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Shikamaru looking and wearing chunin uniform from Naruto "Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her." - Shikamaru from "Naruto"

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L eating from Death Note “Will you be eating that cake?… Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake." - L from "Death Note"

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Naruto holding his headband and smiling from Naruto "My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them." - Naruto from "Naruto"

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L sitting and watching from Death Note “I have two rules. Rule one: I’m always right. Rule two: If I’m wrong, refer to rule one…” - L from "Death Note"

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Naruto looking from Naruto "Hey, you stupid fox, you’re in my body and you owe me rent, so for payment, I’ll take your chakra, you got that?" - Naruto from "Naruto"

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Freeza in his first form looking from Dragon Ball Z "There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these." - Freeza from "Dragon Ball Z"

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Beerus looking and smiling from Dragon Ball Super "Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious." - Beerus from "Dragon Ball Super"

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Fujioka Haruhi looking from Ouran Host Club "Don't you know it's rude to grow mushrooms in other people's closets?!!"' - Fujioka Haruhi from "Ouran Host Club"

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Adult Goku standing and smiling from Dragon Ball Z “I have a family of my own I need to tend to. Two boys and a wife. An extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now.” - Goku from "Dragon Ball Z"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When was that said? Is that super or was that Dbz........ Or was that one of the movies?.... I want to find that for context.

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Shirō Emiya looking from Fate/Stay Night "People die when they are killed." - Shirō Emiya from "Fate/Stay Night"

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Rider Astolfo smiling from Fate Apocrypha "I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top." - Rider Astolfo from "Fate Apocrypha"

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Taiga Aisaka sitting at table and smiling from Toradora "I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, It was the worst dream ever!" - Taiga Aisaka from "Toradora"

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Angel looking from Angel Beats “Our weakness is that we are morons.” - Angel from "Angel Beats"

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Sasuke Uchiha wearing Akatsuki clothes from Naruto “I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.’’ - Sasuke Uchiha from "Naruto"

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Crona looking from Soul Eater “I bet dead people are easier to get along with.” - Crona from "Soul Eater"

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Excel lying and smiling from Excel Saga "Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you." - Excel from "Excel Saga"

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L Lawliet holding phone from Death Note "If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets." - L Lawliet from "Death Note"

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Isshin Kurosaki wearing soul reaper clothes from Bleach "When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!" - Isshin Kurosaki from "Bleach"

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If you can tell them to your parents (or future children), it means it's not worth it! 🤣

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Adult Piccolo looking from Dragon Ball Z “My ears do more than just frame my face.” - Piccolo from "Dragon Ball Z"

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Light Yagami looking from Death Note “I can’t develop feelings. That’s how most idiots screw up." - Light Yagami from "Death Note"

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"I'll take a potatoe chip... AND I'LL EAT IT!" *music intensifies)

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Adult Konohamaru smiling from Naruto "The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle." - Konohamaru from "Naruto"

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Naruto angry using rasengan from Naruto "A true hero always arrives late." - Naruto from "Naruto"

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Roronoa Zoro looks confused from One Piece "If you die, I’ll kill you!" - Roronoa Zoro from "One Piece"

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Ling Ling looking angry from 3×3 Eyes "I just love the smell of C4 in the morning." - Ling Ling from "3×3 Eyes"

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Yusuke looking and wearing green shirt from Yu Yu Hakusho "Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke from "Yu Yu Hakusho"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses - If you'd kept your mouth shut people would still be taking you for a wise man

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Knives eating from Trigun "If you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can’t save both without one suffering..." - Knives from "Trigun"

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Asuka Langley Soryu pointing and smiling from Evangelion "You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu from "Evangelion"

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There's an easy solution: Don't think! Ever! It worked for me.

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Tenya Iida shouting from My Hero Academia "What a low blow! You fiend of a child! A punch to the scrotum is unforgivable!" - Tenya Iida from "My Hero Academia"

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Toshiro Hijikata smoking and looking from Gintama "I'm not scared. Just looking for an entrance to the Mayonnaise Kingdom." - Toshiro Hijikata from "Gintama"

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This whole series should be here, just for the ammount of nonsense.

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Hiei pointing from Yu Yu Hakusho "So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho"

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#33

Hikaru Hitachiin laughing from Ouran Host Club "I'm stupid, I'm an airhead, I'm an idiot... just like Tamaki" - Hikaru Hitachiin from "Ouran Host Club"

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Mayon Sonozaki laughing and smiling from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni ”Life is like a tube of toothpaste. When you use all the toothpaste to get a final squeeze, that’s when you actually live. Struggle and struggle as long as you have life. ” - Mayon Sonozaki from "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni"

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L sitting and looking from Death Note “If you keep this secret, this strawberry is yours.” - L from "Death Note"

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Kamina driving from Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann "Listen up, Simon. Don’t believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the Kamina who believes in you!" - Kamina from "Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann"

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This is easily my favourite quote from any anime I've watched.

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Koizumi Itsuki looking and talking from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya "We believe that God exists and he exists because we exist." - Koizumi Itsuki from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"

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Light Yagami looking and eating from Death Note "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" - Light Yagami from "Death Note"

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Happy shouting and catching fish from Fairy Tail "I trained and... and now I don't always eat fish right away!" - Happy from "Fairy Tail"

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Duo Maxwell holding head and laughing from Gundam Wing "Stop making me repeat myself! It's bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell from "Gundam Wing"

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Ed holding controller and smiling from Cowboy Bebop "If you see a stranger, follow him." - Ed from "Cowboy Bebop"

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Kagome walking out from Inuyasha "How could I forget? He’s into dead girls!" - Kagome from "Inuyasha"

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"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel from "Cowboy Bebop"

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Koizumi Itsuki looking and smiling from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya "Sometimes I get the feeling that we're all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss." - Koizumi Itsuki from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"

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Great series. RIP to all the beautiful people who lost their lives in the senseless awful arson attack on Kyo Ani. They made some of the most beautiful anime series ever...

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Aobo Koyo using his gun from Katekyo Hitman Reborn "I'm not a genuine idiot like you! I'm a idiot that accepts the fact that I'm a idiot!" - Aobo Koyo from "Katekyo Hitman Reborn"

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Aizen looking from Bleach "Good morning Espada. We're being attacked but first... let's have some tea." - Aizen from "Bleach"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotei 13 is actually a saga, or chapter from Bleach. But then again, although the chapters tie in with each other they are also stand alone....

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Adult Piccolo angry looking from Dragon Ball Z “Alright... It’s time to clean up some interstellar trash.” - Piccolo from "Dragon Ball Z"

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Light Yagami sitting and thinking from Death Note “As long as I don’t die, college is a fun place.” - Light Yagami from "Death Note"

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Kondou Isao (Gorilla) eating from Gintama "Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us." - Kondou Isao (Gorilla) from "Gintama"

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Lina Inverse looking at running kid from Slayers "Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?" - Lina Inverse from "Slayers"

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Amanda O’Niell looking and smiling from Little Witch Academia "The name’s Amanda. Considering the two of us are both rebels, I think we’ll be friends." - Amanda O’Niell from "Little Witch Academia"

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"Lupin! Don’t you dare die before I get to arrest you!" - Inspector Zenigata from "Lupin III"

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"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money." - Ichigo from "Bleach"

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Well, you pass if you don't give her the supposed owned money... If you do, you fail and, worse, you payed for being beaten 🤦‍♀️

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"All hail Vegeta, prince of no one!" - Frieza from "Dragon Ball Z"

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“What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.” - Heiwajima from "Durarara"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is life? Life is pizza, family, friends; life is life, it's not a question you have to answer, it's just a reality that is always there. That's that.

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“Sorry. But… believe it or not, I’m a male too…” - Ryuk from "Death Note"

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“You don’t need a driver’s license to hit and run.’’ - Kagura from "Gintama"

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"If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam." - Monkey D. Luffy from "One Piece"

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Man you just pissed the whole one piece fandom off. Btw you play Roblox don’t you?

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"Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family?" - Ash Ketchum from "Pokemon"

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"Celebrating Mr. Jesus's birthday (Christmas) was fun, why don't we celebrate Buddha's and Muhammad's birthday next time?" - Haruhi Suzumiya from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"

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"What? I'm not her dad?!" - Tamaki Suou from "Ouran Host Club"

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"Only I can call my dream stupid!" - Zoro from "One Piece"

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“You must be annoyed because I’m the only one eating cake at the moment.” - L from "Death Note"

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i am annoyed because your the only one eating cake at the moment

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"This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world… Well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks." - Megumin from "Konosuba"

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"I couldn’t help laughing the moment I saw him. Actually, I think that was the first time I laughed since I came to that school. He might have looked stupid, but it was the kind of stupid I wanted in on." - Tomoya Okazaki from "Clannad"

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"The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it." - Son Goku from "Dragon Ball Z"

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"If I kill you, that means I'll be the one closest to you when you're on your deathbed. Isn't it romantic." - Senjougahara Hitagi from "Bakemonogatari"

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"Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly?" - Sawamura Eijun from "Diamond No Ace"

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"That’s some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it, and stick it up on my wall." - Colonel Karl Lichen Schubaltz from "Zoids Chaotic Century"

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"It's a bad habit of mine. When I concentrate on one thing, I forget other important things." - Tsukushi from "Hana Yori Dango"

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"Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?" - Haruhi Suzumiya from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"

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"Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world." - Yuki Nagato from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"

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"You sound like a Yakuza trying to sell me a marriage scam" - Ren Tsuruga from "Skip Beat!"

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"White milk and red milk. Yellow milk; oh so bad. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. It's our milk festival, ooh..." - Train Heartnet from "Black Cat"

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"The aura of offensive smell has come to such a strong extent that you can even see it!!" - Misaki Ayuzawa from "Kaichou wa Maid sama"

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"Listen midget! I'm going to curse you and make you shrink 1 cm everyday, and in only 156 days you'll vanish completely!!" - Koizumi Risa from "Lovely Complex"

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“…and other countries that nobodies ever heard of, like Saxony and Bavaria and Pittsburgh, which is a city in America, so I don’t know why I just said that.’’ - Narrator from "Hetalia"

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"I'll gladly turn into a piece of paper!" - Terunosuke Miyamoto from "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"

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"You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy." - Frederica Greenhill Yang from "Legend Of Galactic Heroes"

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Just a toxic reminder that a hero would sacrifice you to save the world but a vilain would sacrifice the world to save you

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"I’m… actually, I’m a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us superhumans have long hair is that our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru’s Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was resting, an enemy kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He then asked Kandora for power! And then!" - Ayame Sohma from "Fruits Basket"

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#81

"No matter what I do, I hurt people. I'm a sinful man. A guilt guy." - Karamatsu Matsuno from "Osomatsu-san"

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#82

"No, it can't be seven! Say eight, dammit! Eight is better." - Death the Kid from "Soul Eater"

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#83

"Hey short guy, did I die and go to heaven? Oh crap, you are Spain. I must be in hell." - Romano from "Hetalia Axis Powers"

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#84

"Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow!" - Excel from "Excel Saga"

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#85

"I wouldn’t mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit." - Trowa Burton from "Gundam Wing"

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#86

"I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!" - Vegeku from "Dragon Ball Z"

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#87

"*Bursts into tears* I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!" - Ken Hidaka from "Wiess Kreuz"

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#88

"Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! " - Ranma from "Ranma 1/2"

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#89

"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less." - Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho"

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#90

"Babies aren't born after just 5 months!" - Riza Hawkeye from "Full Metal Alchemist"

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#91

"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal from "Gundam"

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#92

"I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!" - Haruhi Suzumiya from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"

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#93

"Don't call me short I'll break down your feet and stick them on your head!" - Edward Elric from "Full metal alchemist"

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#94

"You sure talk a lot for a ninja." - Many people from "Hunter x Hunter"

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#95

"What does he want with me? I'm just a mere chicken passing by!!" - Kyoko from "Skip Beat"

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#96

"Run into the setting sun, run and suffer, but don’t mess up your hair." - Might Gai from "Naruto"

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#97

"I'm going to be late for the snail watching club and I'm the only member!" - Melvin Butlers from "Sailor Moon"

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#98

"Azmaria is amazing. She’s already learning how to kiss up to rich people at such an age." - Rosette Christopher from "Chrono Crusade"

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#99

"Good for you, dog-like guy!" - Erza Scarle from "Fairy Tail"

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#100

"I need stuff to break. I did all that training to get stronger, and for what?!" - Natsu Dragneel from "Fairy Tail"

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#101

"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho"

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#102

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you’re not thinking at all." - Kurama from "Yu Yu Hakusho"

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#103

"I don't like it! It smells girly!" - Kuwabara from "Yu Yu Hakusho"

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#104

"If you go one step ahead of me I'll make you cry" - Zero from "Vampire Knight"

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#105

“I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymos Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don’t hesitate to call.’’ - Vash from "Trigun"

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