look, look at all the f***s I give!

Jean Claude Van Squirrel

He heard what the lemur said.

I baptize you in the name of.....

if he'd closed his eyes he'd have gotten away with it...

- Trumpet blowing sound -

Alviiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!!

His reaction from hearing yet another "hair/hare" dad joke!

the fish warranty is void if seal is broken

Oops....

Hi, there. Don't mind me, I am just snow bathing. Move along!

Funny because at Korean karaokes sometimes songs come with mistakes within their lyrics, and Once Upon a December starts with "Dancing bears". ♥

Yodels*

Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's Squirrelbeline!

Like...chill out

~~While being tickled by Michele Hall~~ Mike you gotta stop this bad habit.

For a moment I thought shark has human-type legs!

When your cat decides to sing you the song of his people at TWO. IN. THE. F*****G. MORNING.

I used to LOVE water lilies, but I got a bad one last year. And now every time I smell one I'm just all, "blehh!"

Here we see the the Ikea birds in their natural habitat, with the female yelling at the male for getting the instructions wrong.

Stop the kissing and smile for the camera Susan.

Opera penguin.