Someone Writes Hilarious Animal Reviews, And The Reason Why Dogs Get Only 4 Out Of 5 Stars Will Crack You Up

I have a feeling I'd still be stumbling, clumsy and fairly useless even as an ant!

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So Japanese people are the closest thing to ants, basically...

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WOW I need a drink of what they take everyday to be so energetic.

They don't even need a review- they're just god-damn awesome

My favourite animal of all time Majestic beautiful and seriously clever . ❤️

Did you hear them? No matter. They heard you.

So big with so much grace.

They also bury their dead.

"aggressive defecation" LOLOL - I have 2 dogs and they definitely do that!

They forgot to add fraud and malfeasance in railroad hiring practices

I admit, my dog has committed straight-up murder, domestic abuse, gluttony, and jealousy. I draw the line at her doing Alchemy; the laboratory is my space!

Wait what insurance fraud? Let's discuss that.

Absenteeism ahahahahha. Anyone couple who lets dogs sleep in their bed knows exactly what that is.

No, no, no, no, no! Stop sneaking in pictures of the effing things to catch me unawares! Had to do some fast scroll work to zoom past it and am now TRAUMATISED!!! Okay, I might have a tendency to exaggerate but it's still NO.

Give them 5 stars for their ninja level disappearance.

I would give spiders negative stars if that were possible. They are the anti-Christ's pets...

To all who mock me and say "spiders can't kill you", I say yes they can. They can give me a heart attack just for showing up. They can humiliate me by making me shriek and turning me into a babbling mess. They can make me move without lifting a single leg, and run by lifting one. Damn those superpowers wielding spiders.

over - enthusiasm? What ? A brown recluse spider can kill you if they bite you. That's worth at least 2 stars off.

Snakes are the mascot of Slytherin House, and make a respectable tattoo.

They moonwalk obviously

My best snake was "Mojo" - a great plains ratsnake - he used to live inside . my clothing during the day and pop his head out from time to time- not good when you are ironing - Apologies to anyone who is creeped out by snakes

"ils marchent sur leur ventre dans le genre flippant je sais pas ce qu’il vous faut !" For the French people addict to Kaamelott ;)

Snakes are creatures of their environment. Don't let their size fool you a smaller snake once bitten can kill you aka rattler, then one of the larger snakes can be almost harmless and people have them as pets. They are like spiders you never know what you are up against unless you took snake classes in college.

I never thought a blank review with the words “no” and “bad” would be so hilarious. It got me laughing out loud.

2 letters says it all

All worms are no. Except for inchworms. Inchworms are f****n' awesome.

The "parasitic" part just knocks them clean off of the list.

✨ agreed ✨

Never knew it was an animal.. Thanks for the info