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224 Of The Funniest And The Seal-iest Animal Puns

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In a world full of mediocre jokes and hackneyed puns, there’s one category that’ll never get banal. Yup, it’s animal puns! And how could it ever get boring if there are around 8.7 million animal species on our planet, and a funny pun must be appointed to each of them! And, although Screaming Hairy Armadillo or Paradoxical Frog already sounds like the beginnings of a clever pun, those are actual animal names, and we’re not here to make fun of them. So instead, check out our list of these peachy animal puns; there are so many, you could use a different one each day for the better part of the year!

Starting with such classics as an alligator in a vest and a definition of Hamsterdam to such wild ones as season’s greetings from a llama, this list covers all of the most popular animal species, celebrations, day-to-day happenings, and many more. Theoretically, you could make a DIY table calendar with a hilarious pun selected for each of the upcoming festivities, for instance, National Badger Day or National Lemon Cream Pie Day. Both are very real, and you can definitely commemorate them with a unique pun or two.

By now, you know what comes next - our directions for you to scroll on down below to reveal the awesome puns that we’ve gathered! After you’ve tamed your giggles, be sure to vote for the most hilarious puns, and don’t be shy to share this article, dedicated to animal puns, with your friends. You might even start your own monthly or weekly celebration - a Share A Pun Day!

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#1

What do you call a magic dog?

A Labracadabrador.

35points

Nikoloz Machaidze 1 year ago

noice

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#2

What did the buffalo say when his son left home?

Bison.

29points

#3

What would bears be without bees?

Ears.

26points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

🐝Honey-less⚱

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#4

Elephants are absolutely banned in public pools. You see, this is because they have a very bad habit of dropping their trunks.

26points

Animelover13ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ 2 years ago

I will have to tell my dad this one

1point

Abram I 2 years ago

lol

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TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

🎼🎶Oh, My, God. Becky, Look At Her Butt...🎵🎶

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#5

What's a cow eating grass?

A lawn mooer.

25points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

🐮Now you're just milking it🐮

0points

#6

Sharks love swimming only in saltwater.

They don't like pepper water as it makes them sneeze a lot.

23points

Nikoloz Machaidze 1 year ago

i dont get it

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#7

Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?

Because he heard it was 24 carrots.

21points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago (edited)

🪙And it was a golden opportunity🪙

1point

#8

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain.

20points

Henry Russell 2 years ago

thats hiss-terical

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#9

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

20points

Abram I 2 years ago

lol

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#10

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

19points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Also a lot of the action happens at knight.

8points

#11

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

17points

Henry Russell 2 years ago

thats me but without the kangroo

5points

#12

What city has the largest rodent population?

Hamsterdam.

17points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I thought it might have been Ratterdam.

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#13

Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

17points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

Upvoted bc it's funny... But did you know that all hooved animals ARE walking "on their toes"? As are Elephants 🐘🦣🐄🐂🦓🐎

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#14

Why did the leopard hate playing Hide and Seek?

Because he was always spotted!

17points

#15

How did Noah see all the animals on the ark at night?

A flood light.

16points

Patrick the Mediocre 2 years ago

😁

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#16

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Ouch!

16points

#17

Can a bear dance?

Yes, but just barely.

15points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I can hardly bear this pun, it's unbearable.

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#18

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

15points

Kookamunga 2 years ago

That's great. I'm going to read all these puns just for the halibut.

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#19

Why was the dog overwhelmed?

Because today was ruff.

15points

xxkittyxx00 2 years ago

really? my day was barktacular

5points

#20

What was said during the feline couple's argument?

"You're such a cheetah!"

"No, you're lion!"

15points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

😼And that's what started the hissy-fit😾

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#21

What do you call a ghost chicken?

A poultry-geist.

15points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

🏃🏃🏃I'd call it "Aaarrghh!!!" as I ran away 👻🐔👻

0points

#22

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

14points

HuggyWuggy910 2 years ago

*honk honk* they work just fine... oh wait that's a goose nevermind

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#23

What did the hawk say when he fell off the branch?

"Well, this is hawkward."

14points

#24

What do llama’s say during the holiday season?

Fleece navidad!

14points

Henry Russell 2 years ago

this is cute ( also just so you know i love llamas)

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#25

Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras!

14points

Gin. No tonic 2 years ago

On the Orca-strasse

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#26

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.

13points

Gin. No tonic 2 years ago

Awwww

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#27

What do you call an explosive monkey?

A ba-boom.

13points

Patrick the Mediocre 2 years ago

I thought "BOOM!" Was the sound of an elephant passing gas.

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#28

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

"Do you have any water? I'm a little horse."

13points

#29

How can you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles!

13points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

But not squids, you'll make them "ink" their pants 🐙💦

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#30

What did the cat and dog sing together at karaoke night?

"Don't stop retrieving… hold on to that feline!"

13points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

🐶And they had a howling good time😺

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#31

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

Invest-igator.

12points

Henry Russell 2 years ago

invesigator is on the case

1point

#32

What do you call birds that stick together?

Velcrows!

12points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

🙊Some are funny😹 A flock, flight, brace or volery (in general) and... Ducks= raft, brace, paddling, badling. Crows= murder, horde, congress. Doves= bevy, cote, flight. Cranes= herd, sedge. Eagles= aerie, congregation, convocation. Chickens= brood, clutch, peep. Emus=mob. Parrots= company. Woodpeckers= descent. Starlings= murmuration. Ravens= unkindness. Buzzards= a wake. Flamingoes=a stand. Jays= party, scold. Owls= parliament. Turkeys= gang, rafter.

0points

#33

Why was the dolphin was sorry?

It didn’t do it on porpoise.

11points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

🎣He was just fishing for a compliment🐬

0points

#34

I've got a chicken-proof front lawn.

It's impeccable!

11points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

😾Me too, my neighbors let their cats run loose😾

0points

#35

I hate insects, they really bug me.

11points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

🪰🦟🐝They make me want to commit "pesticide"🪲🐜🪳

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#36

Where Do Polar Bears Vote?

The North Poll!

11points

HuggyWuggy910 2 years ago

And the south poll too?

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#37

Why didn't the crab share it's toys?

It was too shellfish!

10points

HuggyWuggy910 2 years ago

I bet he's also very crabby in the mornings

2points

#38

Take away the hungry cat’s food?

You’ve got to be kitten.

10points

HuggyWuggy910 2 years ago

He does want it right meow

2points

#39

How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you will see later, and the other after a while.

10points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

I look at the nose..."A" shaped is crocodiles and "C" shaped is alligators. (Thus "A" for the C's and "C" for the A's.)

0points

#40

French people like eating snails because they don't like fast foods.

10points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

TIL...Frogs actually eat snails 🐌 (I didn't think they would because of the shells).

0points

#41

Robin's farm animals have great humor.

They are a laughing stock.

10points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

🦃Then turkeys are a must because when you laugh, they join in🦃

0points

#42

Ducks don't watch movies.

They only like watching duck-umenteries.

10points

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#43

The teenage giraffe was called into the principal’s office for his bad grades.

They said his head was always in the clouds.

10points

#44

What does a turtle need to ride a bike?

A shell-met.

10points

#45

Giraffes are not exactly everyone's favorite pet.

They're just too high maintenance.

10points

#46

The favorite genre of music for rabbits is the genre of hip-hop.

9points

#47

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hisssssstory.

9points

#48

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

9points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago (edited)

🐧Humboldts live in desert landscapes in Chile and Peru, Jackass penguins in Namibia and South African desert area🐧

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#49

What does a one-legged turkey say?

Wobble wobble!

9points

Shine Caramia 2 years ago

Two snare drums and a cymbal fell down a canyon

1point

#50

How does a farmer count cows?

With a cow-culator.

8points

#51

Why are most horses so slim?

Because they are on a stable diet!

8points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

They neighver eat!

0points

#52

A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses inside him.

The doctor described his condition as stable!

8points

#53

What did the llama’s mom say when it was leaving for college?

Alpaca your things.

8points

#54

These giant squid jokes are kraken me up!

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#55

What do you call a lizard that steals?

A crook-o-dile.

8points

#56

There was once a chicken who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

8points

#57

Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good.

8points

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#58

My friend was annoying me with bird puns but toucan play this game.

8points

#59

Why didn't anyone believe the tiger?

Because they thought it was a lion!

8points

#60

What did the dog say before he left for work?

Just another day at the paw-ffice!

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#61

Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped.

It was otter chaos.

8points

#62

How can you tell how much a reptile weighs?

You look at the scales.

8points

#63

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

"Dam!"

8points

#64

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

8points

#65

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

8points

#66

Why do birds fly south in the Fall?

Because it’s too far to walk.

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#67

The office of monkeys doesn't fire anyone. They just transfer them to a different branch.

8points

#68

When does a kitty want to be pet?

Right meow.

7points

#69

What is the best response when you see a herd of deer?

Oh, dear.

7points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago (edited)

Look over deer!

1point

#70

Why should you never play poker at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs.

7points

#71

By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.

7points

#72

Where was the lion most comfortable?

On the fur-niture.

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#73

What kind of dog doesn’t bark?

A hush puppy.

7points

#74

I'm so purrfect that whenever I meet a pretty girl, I whisker away.

7points

#75

What did the goat say to the criminal?

You’re baaaaaaaad.

7points

#76

Why did the barred owl have to go back to the computer store?

It kept eating its mouse.

7points

#77

Why don’t dinosaurs talk?

Because they’re all dead.

7points

Kara Bismarck 2 years ago

🤣 my fave

-1point

#78

The duck was in rehab because he was a quackaddict.

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#79

We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.

7points

#80

Which animal will you probably meet on Tinder?

A catfish!

7points

#81

You get only a vegetable when you cross a sheepdog with daffodils—a collie-flower.

7points

#82

Snakes that are found in cars are usually windshield vipers.

7points

#83

You get a rocker spaniel when you cross a dog and a hammock.

7points

#84

The best savory food to serve a dog who is running a temperature is mustard. Mustard goes really well with hot dogs.

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#85

If we wrap a roll of wool around a kangaroo, we would get a woolly jumper.

7points

#86

Sharks and computers have one very vital thing in common.

Both of them have megabites.

7points

#87

Where Do Rabbits Eat Breakfast? IHOP

7points

#88

What do you call a sad dog?

A melon-collie.

7points

#89

Bears do not need arms - they fight with their bear hands.

7points

#90

What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?

A per-key!

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#91

One animal was hoping to be king of the forest.

He had all the koalifications.

6points

#92

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

6points

HuggyWuggy910 2 years ago

*sizzling oil*

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#93

Do owls like jokes?

Sure, they think they’re a hoot.

6points

#94

How does a walrus mail a letter?

He seals them with a kiss.

6points

#95

The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line.

6points

#96

Why isn’t the hen in charge?

It’s likely she’ll just pass the buckbuckbuckbuck.

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#97

Why are elephants not kept indoors?

Look, no one wants to talk about that.

6points

Shine Caramia 2 years ago

I can't upvote this enough.

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#98

What did the rodent say as he was leaving work?

"Wow, it's been a long day. I could really gopher a drink!"

6points

#99

Where do sheep go on vacation?

The Baaaaaaahamas.

6points

#100

Why is the bee's hair always sticky?

Because he uses a honeycomb!

6points

#101

Pandas are fond of old movies as they are black and white.

6points

#102

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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#103

Never ask a cat to tell you stories.

They only have one tale.

6points

#104

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish!

6points

#105

What's a wolf's favorite holiday?

Howl-o-ween!

6points

#106

A cat's favorite book is 'The Great Cat-sby'!

6points

#107

The little bear turned out to be very spoiled and lazy as his mother always panda'd to his every need.

6points

#108

The funny seal kept on laughing continuously at lame jokes until his friend reminded him that it was the seal-iest thing to do.

6points

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#109

Lion, who is the king of the jungle, usually greets other animals by saying, "Hey, nice eating you!"

6points

Gin. No tonic 2 years ago

And then everyone gets Hide-and-Seeking. But leopard is always spotted.

1point

#110

My cat has a favorite breakfast comprising mice Krispies and milk!

6points

#111

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

He was trying to make both ends meet.

6points

#112

How do fish stay so healthy?

Vitamin sea!

6points

#113

A cow was toppled by a tornado. From that day onwards, the owner of the cow would only get milkshakes.

6points

#114

Fishes are the most health-conscious animals. They have an inbuilt set of scales to keep a good watch of their weight.

6points

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#115

What did the baby elephant ask his mom before they left for vacation?

"Can I borrow a suitcase? I only have a little trunk."

6points

#116

Even monkeys will sing if you gibbon the chance.

6points

#117

Why do cows never have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

6points

#118

What do you call a reptile phoning a friend?

A crocodial.

6points

#119

What do you call a bird that fights?

A taekwon-dodo.

6points

#120

Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?

She got too jumpy!

6points

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#121

Where are fish in orbit?

In trout-er space.

6points

#122

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

The prawn broker.

6points

#123

What's the first thing you should do if a bull charges you?

Pay him!

6points

#124

Why shouldn't you play basketball with a pig?

Because it'll hog the ball!

6points

#125

What did the elephant want on its birthday?

A trunk filled with gifts.

6points

#126

The serpents had finalized their deal.

They decided to snake on it.

6points

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#127

The crow is always bragging about his fortunes.

He makes sure to let everybody know the caw-st of being so successful.

6points

#128

The owls are so supportive, they're always hooting for you!

6points

#129

Giraffes are the worst managers.

They really can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees.

6points

#130

There was a jungle party happening in the night. The monkeys agreed to bring the chimp and dip.

6points

#131

Wild cats have the best teeth in the zoo because they fl-ocelot.

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#132

If you want something done right, do it yourself. Best not leave it to salmon else.

6points

#133

Pandas are so lazy, they only do the bear minimum.

6points

#134

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

6points

#135

What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?

A turtle neck jumper.

6points

#136

If whales were benevolent, they would be whale-wishers.

6points

#137

I'm having a ruff day.

Don't terrier self up about it. There's sure to be a pawsitive outcome!

5points

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#138

I watched a documentary about beavers last night.

It was the best dam show ever!

5points

#139

Hear about the disease birds give you if you kiss them?

It’s untweetable.

5points

#140

What does a bee sit on?

Its bee-hind.

5points

#141

When Noah was loading the ark, where did he put the bees?

In the ark-hives!

5points

#142

Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?

5points

#143

Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano?

He was playing by ear!

5points

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#144

Why did the frog have to walk to work?

Her car was toad.

5points

#145

Why is it so hard to ride a camel on the weekend?

You’ve got to get over the hump.

5points

#146

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

5points

#147

When I asked my dog how his day was he said it was rough.

5points

#148

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

5points

#149

What happens when a sheep, a drum and a snake fall from a cliff.

BA DUM TS.

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#150

How does the cat stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

5points

#151

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

5points

#152

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

5points

#153

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side!

5points

#154

What did the fish say after proposing an idea to his boss?

"Let minnow what you think."

5points

#155

The only result you get when you watch a couple of silkworms wrestle is a tie.

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#156

Shepherds are really bad at counting numbers in mathematics. They always fall asleep while counting sheep.

5points

#157

A very popular destination of vacation for cows is not Hawaii but Moo Zealand.

5points

#158

The pony wanted to drink water as his throat was a little horse.

5points

#159

An elephant renders an argument invalid by claiming it to be irr-elephant.

5points

#160

If your dog eats only garlic, then his bark will be worse than his bite.

5points

#161

An absolute favorite city for all dogs is New Yorkie.

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#162

Why was the bird sad?

Because he's a bluebird.

5points

#163

What's a dog's favorite movie?

Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer's Bone.

5points

#164

What did the dolphin say when he was confused?

"Sorry, can you please be more Pacific?"

5points

#165

The bear wanted to eat honey and fish, so he visited a restaurant. But he soon, angrily walked out as food there was un-bear-able.

5points

#166

The tiger claimed that he climbed the biggest mountain in the forest.

No one believed the tiger as they thought he was lion!

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#167

Cows that make up the bovine population in the Arctics are of a different breed.

They are eski-moos.

5points

#168

Bowling is a beloved sport only for an alley cat and not a house cat.

5points

#169

The lamb reached the wrong place while driving as he missed the ewe turn.

5points

#170

There are only a few ants that are larger than an elephant. This is because they are a couple of gi-ants.

5points

#171

The frog's car broke down in the middle of the road.

It had to be toad away.

5points

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#172

Whenever a cat goes to a party, he becomes delighted when he hears the song 'Three Blind Mice'!

5points

#173

The alpaca returned home and asked his wife to get ready as they were leaving for a vacation. He said, "you get ready asap, alpaca your luggage".

5points

#174

A corg-key is a bad dog as he only picks locks.

5points

#175

What's so special about your deer?

I have no-eye-deer!

5points

#176

Why did the pelican get banned from the restaurant?

He had a big bill and tried to get out of paying.

5points

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#177

Why did Mozart end up getting rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach!"

5points

#178

Why did the eagle get arrested for stealing from the doctor?

It was ill-eagle.

5points

#179

What kind of ducks steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

5points

#180

The favorite color of cats is not red but purrrrrrr-ple.

5points

#181

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

5points

#182

An utterly confused moose usually exclaims by saying, "I have absolutely no i-deer".

5points

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#183

If there was ever a jumping contest, then a kangaroo would easily jump higher than the Burj Khalifa. Kangaroos can jump, buildings can't!

5points

#184

Once, 1000 hares were running loose at the city junction. The police went to see the situation and combed the entire area to capture them.

5points

#185

A bunch of sheep was acting crazy on the ranch.

You see, it was shear madness!

5points

#186

Bees become very dangerous when they start eating human brains.

They become little zombees.

5points

#187

What did the horse say when it fell?

“I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

5points

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#188

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

5points

#189

What did the judge say when the skunk came into his courtroom?

“Odor in the court!”

5points

#190

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

5points

#191

What is a goat’s favorite rom-com?

You’ve goat mail.

5points

#192

What is a snake’s favorite childhood game?

Hide and sneak.

5points

#193

A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his cattle with hyenas.

It was a disaster. The offspring were the laughing stock of the community!

5points

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#194

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

5points

#195

Why did the whale cross the street?

To get to the other tide.

5points

#196

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent!

5points

#197

You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.

5points

#198

The leopard got caught by the police after the robbery.

He was so easy to spot!

5points

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#199

Thank ewe for being so kind to the animals at the petting zoo.

5points

#200

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

5points

#201

The lion woke up with a big smile on his face.

It was his favorite day of the week, Chewsday!

5points

#202

Pelicans can do anything - it's called pelican, not pelican't.

5points

#203

Snakes are only measured in inches - they don't have feet.

5points

#204

Primates can go grab a drink - at the monkey bar!

5points

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#205

People flocked around the cute lion cubs in the enclosure. They were the mane attraction at the zoo.

5points

#206

Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs?

Because she mislaid them.

4points

#207

Pig puns are so boaring.

4points

#208

What do you call an angry monkey?

Furious George.

4points

#209

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard is the best thing for a hot dog.

4points

#210

Why won’t a clam share?

I don’t know. I asked them but they just clam up.

4points

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#211

A bear was killing moose for entertainment but in the end he wasn't amoosed.

4points

#212

What did the elephant say when he stopped in the middle of telling a story?

"Never mind, I realize this is irrelephant."

4points

#213

I was going to tell you some animal puns about pigs… But they're a little boaring.

4points

#214

The best way to greet a toad is by addressing it as, "Wart's new?"

4points

#215

Spiders are very tech-savvy animals.

They communicate with each other using the World Wide Web.

4points

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#216

If there were 20 cats on a bus and suddenly one cat jumps out of the window. Seeing that, every single cat will jump out, and there will be not one cat left on the bus as they are all copycats.

4points

#217

Why are dogs like phones?

Because they have collar IDs.

4points

#218

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A neigh-bor.

4points

#219

What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?

A pie-thon!

4points

#220

What kind of math do owls like?

Owlgebra.

4points

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#221

All monkeys have a favorite month of the year.

It’s Ape-ril.

4points

Saimonas Lukošius

#222

You can make a makeshift telephone in the wild with toucans and a string.

4points

#223

What is the best way to cook a gator?

In a crock-pot.

3points

#224

You goata be kidding me!

2points

Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Saimonas Lukošius

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

What do you think ?

Duncan 2 years ago

Too long, I was done at #10, knowing there was 214 more to come. Barely smile-worthy.

2points

Janice Strickland 2 years ago

Be better if someone made cartoons to accommodate the joke

1point

WatermelonTheDutchie 2 years ago

i share a dad joke with my tennis coach each practice- these are awesome lol

0points

Duncan 2 years ago

Too long, I was done at #10, knowing there was 214 more to come. Barely smile-worthy.

2points

Janice Strickland 2 years ago

Be better if someone made cartoons to accommodate the joke

1point

WatermelonTheDutchie 2 years ago

i share a dad joke with my tennis coach each practice- these are awesome lol

0points

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