A bunch of semi immature pranks followed by senseless comments. MADE MY DAY!! The only way my day gets better is if they post 100 more or my boss starts speaking to me in Gibbonese.

Gibbon-ese.

Gibbons also love Grape Nuts.

A true ??

A scientist in a breeding program for gibbons figured out how to communicate with them, but it wasn't a perfect system. To get a male gibbon to breed, the scientist asked the gibbon, "would you like to have some super sex?" The gibbon replied, "I'll have some soup!"

That's a fascinating piece of information, are they able to tell if the soup is too hot to get into it?

i, as a gibbon, call shenanigans. we prefer bubble baths.

*snort*

I LOVE THESE! Good, clean humor! Doesn't hurt anyone and is very funny! :0)

Haha

I heard that Jenny Starpepper modelled her huge white gibbon after one that mistook a pail of plaster for soup and thus her masterpiece had begun.

I will have to remember that when I'm at Gumbo-a-go-go. I like to speak in foreign languages in fancy restaurants, to impress people with how cosmopolitan I am!

Oh God damn Thnx! LOL