Ducks are d***s

Adorable. I LOVE this

"Oops. It slipped. Tehehe.".

I think he got the point.

Har har, evil.

Oh no... satan lives in laser pointers??

So dark but so funny!!!

Yeah ducky don't listen to them you are #1!!!

S**t happens.

Don't listen to him rat!!

Omg wow

That escalated quickly.

Hey you!!

When like gives you wool...

Every time.

so sweet

Not all eggs are fertilized.

):

XD punny

He has the best hair (hare?) ever!!!

literally some teachers and professors

Story of my life

So me.

So sad!

Socks are bad enough imagine buying shoes....

Be happy he does not have drums.

eeek!

Not literally, but ideally this probably is something to learn from.

never eat your date spidy

HAHAHA! Goldilocks!

i became a vegetarian because I realized that my attitudes toward animals weren't consistent. I always took insects outside rather than kill them when finding them indoors, and then I wondered why it made any sense to eat animals. So I stopped eating them. I don't kill insects unless they're trying to harm me. Sadly, this comic is accurate: most people do not think of insects as deserving to be allowed to live their own lives. Many people don't even think of them as animals.

Envy you.

No this is special dog chocolate. I made it myself

Love burns.

you should not make it at first

Nope. Kitty knows where it's food comes from

The first one is super!!

true,perfectly true

Better tasting.

Dayummmmm

lol

:)

Dead S**t the perfect snack for you dog

One of these things just doesn't belong here, one of these things are cat.

Mice don't even eat cheese. Peanut butter would be much more effective.

Cow Hannibal.

:(

It's payback time :@

"I haz worms!"

Cats ARE jerks. It's part of their charm.

Pigs are dilishus. I don't know who discovered bacon but, sir, you will have my undying gratitude.

I don't get it! Can someone explain?

Time-traveling dinosaurs or caveman?

Welcome to today's society.

Haha monkeys fling poop in defense. That's clever

Yeah, what?