upvote for birb

Same as people

That's with us mere humans too.

Haha nerds can dream but not fight.

Not all adventures are the same.

I dunno, of my sisters orange cat and my black cat, the black one is way more likely to be in league with the devil. I doubt the orange has the brain for it anyway.

Sucker

I never thought of this possibility before . . .

The best soul mates are pets.

Too bad.

Dammit....

ok, i'm calling joggers 'exercists' now.

Why change when the room is already perfect..🤷‍♂️

Sometimes I wonder if my brain is even helping me or just making me cringe at myself.

Aww, this is adorable

Chihuahuas: Worlds best guard dog!

Chihuahuas.

biblically correct funny

Aaawww!

Bladder keeps checking in to make sure everyone is ok

No, I'm the best surface.

Mine never works

Same

Yup. 2 weeks after the incident passed, your brain is like...yeah...I'd say this and do that.

It's not him who makes a big deal of his birthday

Could be useful knowledge about trees

He never forgets

Too real...🤣

I'm still a minor and I want to grow a basil plant

He is a good boy, the best boy

EXTRAMLY CORRECT

L o a f

just be like "yeah yeah. I know this already." to all three

I love that!

You are going to be very busy cuddling your cat.

We do not choose our pets, the pets choose us.

There is nothing wrong with wrinkles, it gives a person that lived in look. As opposed to the unliving look of botox.

*Ringu and Ju-On intensifies* -_-"

Yup. Seen Morticia Addams do this, and she worried about Moonburn.

this is fine.

Accurate. I can hug all day. 🔋

Maybe the autumn was the friends we made along the way

theory: extroverts absorb all the energy from us introverts, vitalising them but draining us

It's hard being a goth in australia. especially if you live in a state that doesn't have autumn or winter.

*calls cat*

I did my best to see December like this. I enjoyed the extra lights in the house, lit all the candles, and cozied up in all of the blankets. It was nice. Now spring is springing.

That’ll do it.

Ophanim getting rolled out.

Aw

YEET