They also stopped attacking humans quite so often. That was very considerate.

Cats being material sleep paralysis demons.

Night shift workers solidarity!

"It's extremely important that I come IN! So that I can then demand to be let OUT!"

It only takes so many exciting adventures for you to realize that they're much more exhausting and less satisfying than the small things in life!

Yeap..

Aww! :)

This thing is always with me.

Difficult to study my butt.

There's always that ONE person

Ya

I like to think they are looking at a post like that Mal0 Scp creature.

I like what Zootropolis/topia did with this joke.

It got even better at 40!

Exactly. I'm 40 so I'm not old but I'm not young and I always dress with the girls in mind. I'm inspired by older woman I see who look like badasses so I try to do the same for those coming up behind me!

Nature is just the chaos of creation trying to find stability in the midst of endless change. And it still has to change to get that stability. Embrace the chaos.

Cute

There's a joke(?) which says that as people drink more and more alcohol they become Jocose then Morose then Bellicose then Comatose.

NO! It's a trap

Men need to understand that this is why ask weird questions

I don't get it

wrong goldfish have good memeorys