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Whether you've lost a limb due to illness or accident or you were simply born without the usual number, life can probably be quite difficult at times when you're missing an arm or a leg. But as you can see from these amputee jokes compiled by Bored Panda, some people know how to make the best jokes out of every situation. Losing a limb does not mean losing your sense of humor, too!
Whether recreating famous one-legged Disney characters, scaring people with funny pranks, making their own leg from LEGO, using their prosthetic foot as a drink holder, or using their missing limb to create awesomely authentic Halloween costumes. People in these pictures don't let their amputations get in the way of having some good old "armless" fun and throwing the best pranks. After all, taking your hardships lightly can make the obstacles seem smaller and less significant, and a missing arm or a leg does not mean that all your dreams and aspirations are gone. So don't forget to vote for these funny jokes; hopefully, this list will inspire you to smile more and worry less!
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#4
This Girl
Brunella Nunes 7 years ago
This is Paola Antonini, a very inspiring brazilian girl. https://www.instagram.com/paola_antonini/?hl=pt-br
And I pretty much believe she did NOT made this joke, so I think this is bully. Here's the original picture: 12547360_1...7x1024.jpg 
avrum flisfeder 3 years ago
She still has one sexy foot with beautiful painted toes.Please email me at:avrumflisfeder@gmail.com
Shinomi Chan 7 years ago
I got a question (mostly because I have no idea about it) um, how do those prosthetics work? Like, how do they stay in place? is it the same as putting shoe/glove on or something like that? or is it more complicated?
Steven Burns 7 years ago
Legs should be 2/2, she has two functional legs now. Face should be 10/10 But chest... chest should be 6/10, sorry :P
Steven Burns 7 years ago
Legs should be 2/2, she has two legs now. Chest should be 6/10 though :P
#9
My Friend Mark Was Born Without Legs. He Has A Good Sense Of Humor About It
#27
Amputee Husband Receives Gloves And His Wife With Mastectomy Receives Bra
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Cassie 7 years ago
My mom was an amputee back when prosthetic legs were made of wood. I told all of my preschool friends and they didn't believe me, so when she came to pick me up, she let them knock on her wooden leg. Of course, being curious children, they felt the need to bang on her good leg for comparison. She took it really well, but I'm sure she was a little sore. My mom was awesome.
Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago
I love your story Cassie. My mom's aunt who was a well humored lady. She would often ask me to put the top down on my convertible and take her for a ride Then she would proceed to toss her prosthetic in the back storage behind the seats. We would LAUGH as we tootled around town. Sadly she passed away from a brain tumor many years ago. But your story reminded me of my auntie. Thanks for sharing about your mom!
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Pi... 7 years ago
These people... they're embracing every day... I wish I had half the humour they have...
Leah Hadley 7 years ago
I met an awesome little kid today who was curious so just out right asked what happend to my leg. I told him and he said my fake leg was really cool. Top tip: don't stare, ask. 👍🏼
Jay Tucci 5 years ago
Amputee here. Real pegleg. Real live parrots. I travel around dressed as a pirate. Teaching and advocating for amputees and folks with disabilities! I wrote a childrens book abd i host a show on youtube for kids! Every one of these pictures represents amazing people having fun, enjoying life and really owning who they are!! Its amazing! Cheers from Captain Jay!
Phillip Malerich 7 years ago
Sooooo, I know #8 personally. He's just got his arm folded into his breastplate.
De Ducky 7 years ago
The pics must have been rearranged or his taken off- #8 is a female.
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Todd Murray 7 years ago
#10, Mrs. Nesbit, is not an amputee in real life. He's a cosplayer from the Minneapolis-St. Paul area who makes great costumes, but I've met him personally and I can verify that he has two arms.
Simone Jensen 7 years ago
why can´t I find and see my post here only when someone gives me likes or reply to it..
Cátia Boarqueiro 7 years ago
These guys are the real life heroes... Men and women that don't succumb to the sadness and self pitty, they just keep on fighting with a smile on their faces and they don't quite having fun and enjoying life, and they are an amazing role model for us all.
Rakesh Pandey 7 years ago
They might have a great sense of humor, and it says volumes about their grit and strength, but I don't find it remotely funny! I found it a bit sad! They deserve a lot of respect even if it's for this sense of humor!
Wanda Queen 7 years ago
And lots of people are respecting them.....not sure what your issue is. Humor and respect aren't mutually exclusive.
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Cassie 7 years ago
My mom was an amputee back when prosthetic legs were made of wood. I told all of my preschool friends and they didn't believe me, so when she came to pick me up, she let them knock on her wooden leg. Of course, being curious children, they felt the need to bang on her good leg for comparison. She took it really well, but I'm sure she was a little sore. My mom was awesome.
Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago
I love your story Cassie. My mom's aunt who was a well humored lady. She would often ask me to put the top down on my convertible and take her for a ride Then she would proceed to toss her prosthetic in the back storage behind the seats. We would LAUGH as we tootled around town. Sadly she passed away from a brain tumor many years ago. But your story reminded me of my auntie. Thanks for sharing about your mom!
Load More Replies... Pi... 7 years ago
These people... they're embracing every day... I wish I had half the humour they have...
Leah Hadley 7 years ago
I met an awesome little kid today who was curious so just out right asked what happend to my leg. I told him and he said my fake leg was really cool. Top tip: don't stare, ask. 👍🏼
Jay Tucci 5 years ago
Amputee here. Real pegleg. Real live parrots. I travel around dressed as a pirate. Teaching and advocating for amputees and folks with disabilities! I wrote a childrens book abd i host a show on youtube for kids! Every one of these pictures represents amazing people having fun, enjoying life and really owning who they are!! Its amazing! Cheers from Captain Jay!
Phillip Malerich 7 years ago
Sooooo, I know #8 personally. He's just got his arm folded into his breastplate.
De Ducky 7 years ago
The pics must have been rearranged or his taken off- #8 is a female.
Load More Replies... Todd Murray 7 years ago
#10, Mrs. Nesbit, is not an amputee in real life. He's a cosplayer from the Minneapolis-St. Paul area who makes great costumes, but I've met him personally and I can verify that he has two arms.
Simone Jensen 7 years ago
why can´t I find and see my post here only when someone gives me likes or reply to it..
Cátia Boarqueiro 7 years ago
These guys are the real life heroes... Men and women that don't succumb to the sadness and self pitty, they just keep on fighting with a smile on their faces and they don't quite having fun and enjoying life, and they are an amazing role model for us all.
Rakesh Pandey 7 years ago
They might have a great sense of humor, and it says volumes about their grit and strength, but I don't find it remotely funny! I found it a bit sad! They deserve a lot of respect even if it's for this sense of humor!
Wanda Queen 7 years ago
And lots of people are respecting them.....not sure what your issue is. Humor and respect aren't mutually exclusive.
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