But, but that's socialism!

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Me from a small country with a nightmare language waiting to ask her if she is going to learn the language of every country she ever travels to.

Don't let my friend in Alabama see me laughing at this.

even Dr. Pepper is too expensive these days

Also, old enough to be forced to give birth, not yet old enough to consume alcohol

So they use it a lot.

wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

This is hilarious!

This one hurts so much. It's why I don't miss the USA.

To be fair this is off a freeway . our cities have subway Wal-Mart's and Starbucks. It's like a kit .

No seriously. American here: my dad has genuinely said "I don't care if I have covid and I don't wear my mask and it kills someone, it just means it's their time to go" (but he thinks abortion is murder- insert major eye roll)

If you speak fluent is it still Spanish or do you graduate to just speaking 'Span'?

Why use a banana for scale when you can use this gleeful Labrador?

Nah, we know about your silly systems, we can even convert it.

No, actually, we -hear me out- we microwave it. *awkward jazz hands*

you guys need to get your s**t together before the rest of the world refuses to play with you and takes its ball home

This is the real reason most superheroes come from the US

This is just sad.

It's not true American. There's no gun.

If only it was that price. *sighs*

"Exterminate!!!"

Sub in Britain’s Got Talent and the result is the same.

Lol- I still struggle with this when I look at American date format- I mean I get it, but my knee jerk reaction is always "wait...........there aren't that many months in a year! Genuine question- why DOES America do this- it literally makes no logical sense to me- am I missing something?

ROTFLMAO! Friend married lady with a 5yo. He was the ring bearer, , only he thought it was Ring Bear,so he wore fluffy "bear" slippers for the ceremony

30 degrees is not that cold. It's barely below freezing. What I wouldn't give for a 30 degree day right now! It's been 100 degrees for weeks with no rain, which feels a lot like the top picture!

Haha! Love this one. If only they were half as free as they think...

joke but not funny , why do you put up with it ? you seem to love a good protest , this seems worth protesting over does it not ??

They. Think Europe *is* a country.

So y'all measure pizza in acres and potholes by how many dogs fit?

Can Texas be returned to Mexico sometime soon?

What on earth are Americans scared of? Aliens? The world ganging up on you for some s**t? Social amenities?

The rest of the world sees the U.S. the way the U.S. sees Florida.

You can also make adult films. 🤔

The expression………

I'm in the USA but my birthday is on Canada Day. I always joke I'm Canadian because of it. I. Want. This. Cake.

I hope this was a joke…

12 hamburgers times 3 bald eagles divided by the square root of guns equals apple pie.

More like telling you to lose weight

We don't wake up. We just roll over and snore some more.

Hahaha

You would require universal healthcare for her to be able to afford prosthetics

Wait, seriously?

At least it can't be broken with a rock.

This "confusion" exists because we are taught diferent at school, in the USA and Canada they are taught that this huge chunk of land (from Canada to Argentina) is divided in 2 continents: North America and South America; and in the rest of this chunk of land we are taught that it is 1 continent called America; so you will often hear any latinamerican calling themselves Americans and not North/South Americans; and to add more confusion to the subject we (latinos) split the continent in 3 sections North/Central/South America.

Some of us remain abnormal due to brain damage. If USA had a brain, we might know where to assign blame.

Texas, give them rednecks some a**l probes!

When an American says 'you have scary socialist healthcare because we have defense', the truth is: the US spends more per capita than any other country on healthcare, yet coverage is less than third world level. For shame.

choose your fighter