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Picture this: a massive nation filled with endless opportunities and freedom of speech where anything you can dream of is achievable. It’s the best country in the world! As long as you make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, you aren’t a minority, you manage to avoid gun violence, and you never have to go to the hospital, you’re going to live a wonderful life there!

Global opinion on the United States might be split, but there’s one thing we can all agree on: we enjoy poking fun at the country. So whether you live in the land of liberty and bleed red, white and blue or you’re a curious spectator from another country, enjoy this list we’ve gathered of some of the best down-home ‘Merica memes on the internet from the American Memes Facebook page. Then if you’re interested in even more content about the good old USA, we’ve got the perfect Bored Panda piece for you to read next right here.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sad part (well, all the parts are sad, honestly) is that easy access to preventative care significantly saves money over all. But, yay for free market capitalism make our healthcare sooo efficient...

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Whether you love it or hate it, the United States is hard to avoid. Being the third largest nation in the world based on landmass and population, the influence of the US reaches across the globe. Almost everyone knows who the president is at any given time (especially when they’re as outspoken as the last one was…), and millions of people who have never visited the country have an idea of the culture just from media exposure. Home to nearly 45 million immigrants, the US is also a cultural melting pot and a popular destination for international travel. It’s a global powerhouse in terms of the economy too, accounting for about one quarter of the world’s economic output.

And clearly, as the American Memes Facebook page shows, there is a global audience for making fun of the US. With over 550k followers, American Memes has uploaded over 600 photos sharing painfully true jokes about the United States. The topics of the memes cover anything ranging from health care to American sports, and sometimes they even include comparisons to other nations.    

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    Part of the reason making fun of the United States is so easy is because of how much everyone knows about it. It’s a lot easier to make jokes about a loud and proud nation that's influence reaches the entire world than it is to make specific cultural jokes about smaller countries. But despite being an easy target, sometimes it feels like the US is just asking to be made fun of. Don’t get me wrong, I love certain things about it too. The city I grew up in is full of friendly people, and I’ve never had to pay to use a public restroom there. Also have you tried Tex-Mex? It’s incredible. But I can’t help but agree with some of the critiques people from around the world make about the US.

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    Of the many quirks of the US that people like to make fun of, one of the biggest is the culture of individualism. Americans tend to be taught that everyone is responsible for their own success and that they don't need to take care of or worry about anyone else. Contrary to nations like Sweden, where there is a cultural emphasis on equality and a lack of hierarchy, the US encourages individuals to boast and be proud of their accomplishments. Being "the best" is something to be proud of, and standing out is admired.  

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    Sheila Stamey
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not my generation. I'm one of the gen x evidently that were educated under the Jimmy Carter era in that brief and shining moment of clear thought where the metric system was actually taught alongside the imperial. I would have preferred to have had more time with it, but hey a year is something. At least I get this . Okay. This is comparable to Florida folks wearing coats in 60 degree Fahrenheit, versus my Maine neighbors who moved to SC and would wash their car in shorts anytime the weather was above 40 degrees fahrenheit.

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    The American culture of individualism didn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing. In theory, it could motivate hard work and encourage everyone to do their best. But in reality, it creates a competitive culture where people tend to have little sympathy for others who are struggling. For example, some Americans look down on homeless people assuming they didn’t work hard enough to end up in their situation, and wealthy individuals aren’t typically concerned about the high health care rates because they have no problem paying their bills. The Pew Research Center even conducted a survey a few years ago to see just how individualistic Americans are. They found that 57% of Americans disagree that success in life is mostly determined by forces outside our control. To compare that to another powerful nation, only 31% of Germans thought the same. 73% of Americans also said that it is “very important to work hard to get ahead in life”.

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    Lucas
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I've been bitten by some evil wee beastie on my hand and had a nasty localised allergic reaction and not gone to the doctors. Saw a pharmacist who gave me some over the counter meds and that did the job. A lot of things don't require a doctor, if unsure a pharmacist can be a good place to check.

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    Another interesting quirk about the US is how religious the nation is. Among the rest of the world, richer nations tend to be less religious, with fewer than 25% of the population saying religion plays a very important role in their lives in countries like Australia, Canada, Germany, France, Japan and Great Britain. However, in the United States, 54% of Americans consider religion to be very important. 53% of the US also said that “belief in God is a prerequisite for being moral and having good values”, compared to only 23% in Australia and 15% in France.

    Americans also contradict the global trend on wealth of a nation compared to people’s positivity. The Pew Research Center explained that when interviewing participants for this survey, they asked everyone at the beginning how their day was going. They found that the participants most likely to say they were having a good day came from poorer nations like Nigeria, Colombia, Nicaragua and Kenya. Whereas less than 28% of participants from Germany, Spain, France and the UK had the same response. Meanwhile, 41% of Americans reported having a good day. Something about that individualistic culture really puts a smile on their faces I guess.  

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you know you've been a jerk when you can't freely walk among your people 😉

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    Something else the rest of the world loves to mock the US for is their health care system. Contrary to most other developed nations, the US does not have universal health care coverage or any uniform health system, and the rates for treatment tend to be much higher than in other comparable countries. In 2019, for example, the average American spent about $11,000 on health care, whereas the average Canadian spent only $5,418 and the average Brit spent $4,653. Dealing with complicated insurance policies varying widely between companies is another issue Americans have to face, but these high costs and hassles don’t even seem to be worth it. The US spends more money on healthcare than any other developed nation, but its health outcomes are not any better. For example, the US is on the lower end of life expectancy and safety during childbirth and the higher end of infant mortality rates and heart attack mortality compared to other wealthy nations. Why the system is this way is beyond me, but it certainly makes for good meme content.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it right you can get married, own guns, join the army, drive, vote all before you are allowed to have an alcoholic drink?

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    Another aspect of American culture is the idea that “bigger is better”. This comes into play with elaborate displays of wealth like purchasing fancy cars and multi-million dollar mansions. But it also affects the way some Americans eat. According to Health Day, the standard American diet has increased by over 300 calories a day over the past 25 years. The US ranks twelfth in the world for obesity rates at the moment, with about 40% of the population being considered obese. There are many contributing factors to these rates including calorically-dense processed foods being less expensive than healthy foods, large portions of food, a culture that revolves around sitting in cars, and an overall lack of physical activity. And while the US isn’t the only nation in the world struggling with rising obesity rates, it certainly has become known for this issue.     

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    And how could we discuss the United States without mentioning the elephant in the room: guns. While the topic of guns is extremely controversial and sensitive, it is worth mentioning because the gun ownership rates in the US are certainly unique to the country. For every 100 residents in America, there are over 120 guns. Yemen, the nation with the second highest gun ownership rates, doesn’t even come close, with only 52 firearms per 100 people. And after Yemen, no countries have over 40 guns per 100 residents. Sadly, the US also has to deal with the issues of mass shootings and school shootings more than any other nation, due to their lax gun control policies. These tragedies are certainly not a joking matter, but they are an unfortunate, unique facet of American culture.   

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the same in South Wales, UK , we have the bigger story ... it's just that the English Government forced us to stop talking in our own language to tell it

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    The American education system is yet another topic other countries tend to harp on. Americans are notorious for not being able to speak any other languages and for being comically bad at geography (even their own nation’s geography). For example, a 2019 survey testing Americans on geography, foreign policy and world demographics found that less than half of the participants could “identify Afghanistan as the country that provided al-Qaeda with safe haven prior to the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, despite America having waged a war in Afghanistan due to this fact for nearly two decades”. And slightly over half of the respondents could locate Iraq on a map, even though 100k American soldiers were stationed there fifteen years ago. Less than 30% said they learned about foreign policy in school, and most of them could only answer about half of the questions correctly. Schools are lacking funding, and it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find passionate and effective teachers because educators are often overworked and underpaid.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish! So many 'final tours' don't bother coming to Oceania, its so upsetting.

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    Even though we all like to make fun of the US, there are certain achievements that the rest of the world can acknowledge. The Pew Research Center conducted a survey in the fall of 2021 to see how 17 other nations perceived the US, and the results weren’t all negative. Most respondents considered American technological achievements, entertainment, military and universities to be above average or the best in the world. American entertainment is particularly embraced by young people around the globe, with over 75% of respondents between the ages of 18-29 considering movies, music and television coming out of the US to be some of the best in the world. The majority of participants also said that they think the US government protects Americans’ personal freedoms and rated President Biden’s international policies positively. 

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When an American loses argument. "We got freedoooom". Confused looking europeans, yes so have we.

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    Every nation has its pros and cons, but as a country that tends to boast that it's the "best in the world", the United States deserves to be the butt of a few jokes. These memes are all in good fun, and we recognize that the US is a massive country full of a wide variety of individuals. Enjoy the rest of these pics, and don't forget to upvote all of your favorites. Then let us know in the comments what you think the best and worst parts of American culture are, whether you live in the US or you're an observer from the outside!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing with the imperial system, is that I in practice think it makes more sense because I grew up with it. In theory, metric all the way

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having to pay for an ambulance. Seriously? The USA is backwards with it's health care. Choose between necessary medical help or debt!

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    lenka
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha. At least Emus are huge and have giant talons and are scary as f%$k when they are angry.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, oh. You are in trouble. (Also, was it on purpose Switzerland is on the goofy one?)

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least SpaceX is actually used by NASA. Unlike Jeff Bezos and his big penis rocket for super rich tourists.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was an American culture thread? Also, you really need to come to England and have some proper English grub.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! That's nothing! I live in Western Australia. From our state capital, (Perth) it takes over 15 hours just to drive over the border to our neighbouring state of South Australia!

    Vorknkx
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you're driving upside-down the whole time... (stupid joke, I know)

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    Alicia Kessinger Bader
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lived from coast to coast & border to border in the USA. I doubt there is anyplace in my country that it takes 5-hours to reach a grocery store. Perhaps 1.5-hours one way...in the remotest parts. Even Alaskans have local trading centers with groceries.

    Brent Hollett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans don't drive 5 hours to the Grocery Store. But they do drive 30 minutes to go 10 blocks....

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    BoredPip
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, depends, like kind of hard to get your car off the island

    indiecognition
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nearest grocery store is only 5 hours away in really remote areas or in really horrible traffic.

    Juliette Deroulede
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend in Canada is three hours from the nearest Walmart. Meanwhile I, an American, have a Walmart fifteen minutes in every direction. She cannot comprehend this...

    Wednesday
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah. Grocery store .5 miles away, but do we walk? Hell no.

    Wednesday
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To go visit my sister is a 16 hour drive. I also learn recently that the state I live in is larger in area than the entirety of the UK. I found that incredibly weird.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From eastern Ontario to western B.C. can be done in 5 days. Going east to west.

    Loraine D.G. MacGinness
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, I live in England and it doesn't take me 5 hours to go to Scotland or Wales or the Isle of Man !!

    Danish Dynomummy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From where I live in DK it takes 1 hour to get to Sweden and 1 hour (ferry taking most of that time) to get to Germay. Love it

    Richard Henderson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Vienna you could drive to three other countries in that time. You could even drive to the capitals of Slovakia and Hungary in that time. And they’re all beautiful, too.

    Dan Tom
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since moving from my home Stae. If I wanted to drive back to visit my family it would take me 36 hours non-stop..

    Alicia M
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went on a 6000+ mile road trip across the county and had a blast. However, I'd hate to live too far from the grocery.

    Melia Janssen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes me half an hour to cycle to Germany and about an hour to Belgium. I wouldn't do it again though.

    Sigrid Vinter
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waarom niet? Bier is beter in België en de prijzen zijn beter in Duitsland

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    Julia Martínez
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three hours, traveling across the country. For a Spaniard 3 is a "prepare yourself, long travel ahead!". Full protocol. Water, something to eat (nuts, chips, some breadsticks?), maybe a little fridge and, OF COURSE, a stop to go to the bathroom and a coffee, drink or sandwich (or a full two-course + dessert lunch stop!).

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 hours is a typical daily commute round trip to and from work, at least where I live in the suburbs of DC. It's even longer if there's an accident on the interstate. And employers wonder why their employees want to continue to work remotely...

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live in the small Denmark. In the City a bit out. What I allways have loved about Living here,U can bike,take the Public or walk easy around to allmost everything. And U be there in minutes or under a hour. If I have to sit in a for more than 2 hours,My body begins to hurt & Scream for getting out & be moved … I do understand those who lives really far away that they need a car👍

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    Aran Lindvail
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have cups in half a dozen different sizes in my kitchen. They are a ridiculous unit.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of the USA thinking they are "free" compared to the rest of the developed world.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The European one is probably healthier. And I would choose over the other option. And I do not even smoke or drink coffee.

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    SelkieBlackfysh
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pff, not exactly true. They'll want you to fill out a paper so they can charge the hurt person thousands of dollars. If you're hurt they'll want you to fill it out too. Broke both arms and they wanted me to fill out paperwork before they'd help me out it was a joke.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or did I just feel hotter looking at the second picture?!

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha the head on the cup aligns with the man standing in the bleachers

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the last vestiges of the worst of colonialism has to do with oil. We really need to divest ourselves of those incredibly racist attitudes. We also need to divest ourselves of our dependence on oil. OIL. IS. A. FINITE. RESOURCE!!! Only so many forests and dinosaurs died to create it and we’re now obviously scraping the bottom of the barrel for it—-pun intended—-because we have to drill deeper and more expensively to find it, and pump an increasingly dirty and low dried crude that costs an arm and a leg to clean and refine—-ending up with a mere fraction that’s usable afterward. Not to mention the issues of transporting it from the oil fields to the refineries—-train wreck = environmental disaster for the place it wrecks + biohazard for that place’s residents. And don’t get me started on oil companies wanting to foul the few pristine wildernesses still in existence, for no other reason than they think there’s oil there and want to do some filthy and permanently destructive drilling just have a look-see and maaaaybeee find a drop or two of oil. Switching to alternative sources will loosen Big Oil’s stranglehold on us, and finally level the energy playing field.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, the U.S. uses the metric system every day. All medication (except oral liquid) is measured in milligrams, all alcohol (except beer/malt liquor, and some wine) is sold in milliliters (or liters if you really like your Jack Daniels), even soda is sold in both ounces and liters. And, virtually all other consumables products (from milk, to bread, to paper towels) now show both imperial and metric quantities.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they would stop unfairly stereotyping people. You want REAL gangsters? Just look to a certain political party’s elected reps. Just look at a past, very orange, president (who doesn’t deserve the capital P), his family, and his minions. Just look at billionaire CEOs with d**k rockets and children with weird names, just look at pharmaceutical companies (aka high power drug dealers), just look at insurance companies, just look at artificially created inflation, just look at company memos where the “suits” talk about ways to lower pay, instead of finding creative ways to raise true profits (not false ones). Lowering overhead is not making a profit, it’s only budgeting—-making a true profit is selling a fuckton of product and clearing a fuckton of cash after covering overhead and other expenses. Lowering overhead, a false profit, has been touted as profit for too long, and should be removed from the current false definition.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always the option of googling Florida man to see if he's done something new

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    Ellen Ranks
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average Russians do not read foreign news, they just get the state propaganda.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you might be right but it's true I live in the US and I agree to all of this

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good stuff about the USA. Let's give them some love. They have some good scenery out in the wilds.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that thing where the trow a ball at a man with a wodden stick and it's not Cricket?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Americans don't speak English... I mean why doesn't he use the apples and pears?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, let's give them some credit. With the current war in Ukraine and Russia making threats all over the place, let's admit we're glad the US is on our side.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't point it out to them folks... though bet my comment will make zero sense in an hours time. 😝

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grimes is Canadian, and Elon Musk is South African. Not everything ridiculous is from the US.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's complicated." Hopefully, it will get less complicated once Erdogan is out of the picture...

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If capitalism wasn't a thing and somebody came up with the unregulated brute force capitalism we have today, they'd be put in a straight jacket and locked away for good.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo.... who is going to a doc for a normal cold?? Complications after a cold, like a chest infection or sinusitis that won't heal (get that a lot!) but not a normal cold.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't for the French sticking their noses in, then you ungrateful colonialists wouldn't have won that war for independence.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, sadly, there are a lot of people who think it's one country. See also: Africa.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least two, if not all three predate England. The mile goes back at least to the ancient Romans, and the foot, I think at least to the ancient Greeks.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have always called it soccer in Australia, however we have been gradually changing the name to to football

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders are tall i guess. What else has a lot of feet. Wait a second. Centipedes!?!?!?!?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans don't pay attention to trains. And the rail travel infrastructure is proof of that.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to the UK, it’s around £9 average for a gallon here. I’ll let you convert that to dollars.

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    Sorry, but the US is currently the largest oil producing nation (slightly out producing Russia and Saudi Arabia). For better or worse....

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is supposed to mean that that much Russian currency is equal to $2.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that be "heavy wheezing"? Dear lord that amount of cheese-like product cannot be good for anyone's health!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some do teach a bit about taxes but it's relegated to students that are bad at traditional math (pretty much anything past algebra)

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The difficulty is that the other option is to invade and start WWIII, and the US would then be called imperialist and told to stay out of world affairs. There is no easy solution here. Get involved and interfere with other countries? Or let a mad man slaughter innocent people? It puts Germany's invasion of Poland into perspective. Because everyone thinks he invaded that first, and no one remembers Czechoslovakia when he took that over and no one did a damn thing about it.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, they need that money as Germany has no significant military forces to be speaking of 🙈🤷‍♀️ those times are long gone. Should anyone invade Germany at the moment, they prob wouldn't be able to do much against that 🙈

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being "illegal" before didn't do much to stop this piracy, though :D

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we talking basketball, baseball or American football? Two are common elsewhere, now.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunny in my wee corner right now. Also, there are actually parts of the US that get far more rain.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I want to buy something from the US I first have to Google with a calculator how big it actually is.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that trucker "revolution" fizzled out pretty quickly, LOL :D

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognise most of the elements in this image, but the whole has escaped me completely. Anyone explain please?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times do we have to say this - NATO wants to help, but without igniting a full-blown WW3.

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