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Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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    Adrian Accaira
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.

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    Mhiller17
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bagged milk is so fun though loll they have it in Israel too 😀

    WhiteFox
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO THE F**K THINKS THAT HAVING SCHOOL SHOOTINGS AND NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IS FINE?

    Erin Zelnio
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings guns? BRINGS GUNS? Hell, in some Walmarts, you can BUY guns.

    MMStuart
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an American (from Arizona) and first through sixth grade I was used to the cartons

    Wyndmere
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk stars off in a bag under a cow, so what is the diff? Bag, box (carton), can, bottle, jug. It is just a container.

    Sierra Hall
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's cool. We had them in elementary school when I was a little girl. The only problem with those was when you shoved a straw through both sides and sprung a leak.

    Prashant Jaiswal
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have bagged milk everywhere. fk load better than those stupid gallon containers

    Markus McCloud
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I'm not complaining: Do you how hard it is to crumple up a plastic milk jug so that it doesn't hog up a third of your garbage? I'd take bagged milk any day.

    Bisexual Supreme
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Burdened with glorious assbutt” is maybe the greatest username ever btw

    WhiteFox
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO THE HELL BAGS MILK AND WHY THE HELL DO YOU BRING GUNS TO WALMART?

    Mick Gi
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caprisun is basically bagged orange juice, so what's so crazy about bagged milk ?

    Patrice Bourget
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bagged milk works, but I don't like it because it takes up too much space in the fridge and I prefer being able to put a lid on any beverage container.

    Bihaly Barbii
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is existing in hungary too. i mean bagged milk and not bringing guns to walmart. mainly because we dont have walmart. neither guns.

    Sierra Mathew
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is infinitely more practical and a lot more sanitary that your milk in cartons. Paper cartons, and may I add that paper peels apart when wet? I wouldn't drink that if you promised me a thousand dollars. Although referring to American honour, the perpetrator would probably film it and leave without giving me my money. And do you know how much pollution milk cartons create? It's frankly rather disgusting.* *This is only aimed at anyone who disagrees with Canadians 'bagged milk'. I do not mean to offend anyone, only shoot down unnecessary stupidity.

    Allana Rose
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just found out that our local Fred Meyers carries guns! I mean, you literally get a gun anywhere now! Pick up a pack of gum, a chicken for dinner and don't forget to pick up that .006 while you are there hun!

    Dan Holman
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the mid '70's I worked in a restaurant near Buffalo, NY and the milk came in a plastic bag in a cardboard box to be put in a dispenser.

    Missy Finley
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but have you ever seen a cow? That stuff comes from a bag, so what's the big deal?

    Julie Obermiller
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is bagged milk worse than bagged wine in a box? Besides, you get MORE in your bag with metric. I'll take a liter, please! LOL

    Patricia Ross
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think we do. I know I could not care less how you store your milk.

    Joyce Marie
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid in California, the milkman delivered boxes of milk (yes, we had a milkman for the first and only time I can remember), so guess what? It was a bag in a box, with the little push button spout, just like wine in a box is (in a bag). America had bagged milk at one time, and we still have bagged wine, which I find far more atrocious. LOL

    Iudith Coman
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah bagged milk is weird, we have it too, altough not so much nowadays, but still...

    Mike Chin
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sell guns in walmart, maybe they just making a return

    Maebelle
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who lives in Canada, I just HAVE to say that not all of us have bagged milk. I LOVE this entry though. 🙂

    Charmaine Collings
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We USED to have bagged milk (at QD stores in mid-michigan), but they couldn't keep them from breaking...so...well, YOU know!

    mrreeow
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I live in Canada and I didn't come across bagged milk until I visited my mom in Toronto when I was 14. Honestly I was so shook, I just couldn't accept it no matter how hard i tried. So I understand the struggle, I'll give you this one Americans. ALTHOUGH THE GUNS IN WALMART IS NOT COOL.

    Dorka
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have it Hungary, and cold Chocolate milk in bag, best.breakfast.ever. 😊

    A dose of reality...
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bagged milk is brilliantly eco-friendly - since nobody uses glass bottles anymore, the bags are the best you can do to cut down on plastic waste.

    Master Markus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it either. Like, it's different, sure, but it's milk in a thin plastic container. There's only so much to even think about with that concept.

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

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    ResidentInsomniac
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

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    Zenozenobee
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and b******t it is.

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    Heidrance
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America: crashes through the door rudely, doesn't *quite* know the lyrics.

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