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Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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Melissa Nunya
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do know anyone is allowed to leave right? ;)

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Ok Ha-Neul
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would like to distance mysekf from the u.s as well on account of everything may i come with you canada?

Julie Obermiller
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here in Western New York, we LOVE our Canadian neighbors! They may joke about us but they leave the door open and the light on! <3

WhiteFox
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they're all cracked up from how much America screwed up

Douglas Campbell
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once Global warming turns everything south of Chicago into a primordial swamp, the Canadian Arctic circle is gonna be like the Mediterranean

Jaiden A
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hetalia where it shouldn’t be

Gary Tortorice
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's okay by us. This means Alaska will soon be part of mainland USA!

PrinceJax IsBlacker
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why does Hetalia follow me wherever I go? WHY?????

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    #2

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    swarleyu Report

    High standards
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT looks like a blast! Olympic level bobsledding cross. Bobcross?

    Arthur IV Macogay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    free health care and they wont f*****g arrest nurses/doctors for doing their job right to save a person :v Just saying 😏

    Gary Kenward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be an Olympic sport...better in Spandex.

    Samuel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! Um, they best have an oar.

    Katherine Kemila
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're going up the creek without a paddle. Where have you been all your life? ;o)

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    Mr. Bojangles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok ... but now they're stranded on an ice cold lake (?)

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm just thinking "gosh i hope they remembered oars..."

    Min Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    single-payer health care has become a sensitive topic

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    #3

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    ilovemakeupbaybeh Report

    ResidentInsomniac
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from the US and I so agree with the Canadian in this situation. Also, a moose if more likely to gore you than gore your enemies.

    ResidentInsomniac
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from the US and I know that his completely valid.

    Shannon McKee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually has a good point there. The U.S. has so many enemies because we think we have the right to police every other country.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, so this is kinda true.

    S Bagci
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to go with herds of moose.

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    #4

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    prokopetz Report

    Adrian Accaira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and all the woman asked for was for McD to pay her the medical costs of having SKIN GRAFTS in her "lap" area (aka groin). That's all she asked for. McD wouldn't pay for it. For those who don't know about this lawsuit, look it up. It's interesting how different the real story is from all the hype.

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    maswartz
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the case the warnings are stemmed from was an elderly woman served coffee hot enough to give her 2nd/3rd degree burns. (if I remember right)

    Charmaine Collings
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that was it...she was in terrible pain, and after the suit McD's STILL keeps their coffee at 160 degrees...hot hot hot...WAY too hot...

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    Petra Christovová
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been staring at the photo for a long minute, then understood and laughed for like a 5 minutes.

    S Bagci
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah we do have some stupid people in the USA ..................and greedy lawyers.

    Gary Kenward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And bad laws. In Canada, there are legal conditions that have to be fulfilled before you sue someone. Maintains a modicum of sanity.

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    Bryan Turner
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lawsuit that spawned this was when there was clear evidence that a McDonald's ignored customers complaints of their coffee being actually scalding hot. The woman literally HAD to sue McDonald's to cover the cost of major SKIN GRAFTS to her lap. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants

    Julie Obermiller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We LOVE that tongue-in-cheek sass from our Canadian neighbors! <3

    Gary Tortorice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is little crime in Canada because it's too cold to go outside and there is nothing worth stealing.

    Jeff Barenberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so awesome. .. and embarrassing.

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    #5

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    madness-shared-by-2 Report

    Royal_Emperor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WoW. very creative burn....... :D

    DopethronePunkUK
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love the what i think are moose just lounging on the grass and in the kiddie pool

    Carol Stephen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, those are moose. A female and her babies.

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    Missy Finley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I come stay with you for a while, Canada? I'll sleep on the couch...

    Santino Marazzo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is funny! Gotta love our Canada.

    Julie Obermiller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing about our Canadian neighbors- they always keep their cool! <3

    Marissa Bradshaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wish it was a dumpster fire instead of a car-b-que... '

    Lina S.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is awesome! you can even see the american flag on one side

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    #6

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    stabs Report

    Min Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians not only have a sense of humour... but they can spell it

    Dan Holman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humour, the European way to spell it. U. S. seems to want to shorten a lot of things.

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot, I'll be South Canadian. I love maple syrup, the anthem is better, and free healthcare.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg i can't believe that worked so fast :DDD

    Monica Michelle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Canada will adopt us I'm all for it

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, I wouldn't mind being 'South Canada' if it meant we got their health care too...

    Deborah Lloyd
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    8 years ago

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    Odd.....Why does my Friend in Canada when she visits me that she stocks up on the over the counter medical stuff and HIDE it in her car when she goes and crosses the border back to Canada? I gather it is cheaper here?

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    Cibil Sesco
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. If the US were South Canada, we'd at LEAST have freaking healthcare!

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way things are, I'd love to be South Canada!

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I signed this petition last year. (Not sure if this site let's you post links, but I'll give it a go.) https://www.change.org/p/mark-dayton-minnesota-to-seceded-from-the-united-states-of-america-and-join-the-nation-of-canada

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meant to say that the petition was for Minnesota to secede and join Canada. I signed it :-) It only has 8400 signatures right now. https://www.change.org/p/mark-dayton-minnesota-to-seceded-from-the-united-states-of-america-and-join-the-nation-of-canada. (Tried to edit previous post, but it wouldn't let me.)

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    Camil Gagnon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like attacking our southern neighbors sense of patriotism.

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    thathilariousasian Report

    Min Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow.. but bagged milk?

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have bagged milk in Puerto Rico. It isn't unusual here.

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    Kimberly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have that in the US. We drank it that way in elementary school

    Adam Larsson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This page blocks webpages, but go to Dropbox dot gr1 dot se slash milk.jpg

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    Natalia Gatti
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans don't even know what eco-friendly means.

    Liam. Just Liam.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "yeah that's fair" at the end got me

    Mhiller17
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bagged milk is so fun though loll they have it in Israel too 😀

    Tom Scozak
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the users start with b random thing i noticed

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO THE F**K THINKS THAT HAVING SCHOOL SHOOTINGS AND NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IS FINE?

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings guns? BRINGS GUNS? Hell, in some Walmarts, you can BUY guns.

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    #8

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    thedailylaughs Report

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and its sister, Mexico

    Hallak65
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mexico is male, if it isn't it should be called Mexica

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    Suzanne G
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they were personified by their leaders, America is the dumb jock bully & Canada is the good looking,& smarter younger brother all the girls want to date. Including America’s girlfriend.

    Erin Butler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're only nicer 'cause we grew up with the Tribes - the really calm aunt and uncle that we learned everything from but would never admit it. Now we're embarrassed to have treated them like c**p while we were growing up.

    Nicole Hambleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Forgot to add "and the one mom calls more often"

    Anita Rapp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mexico is more like 1st cousin, once removed.

    Jérôme Carnoto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, and after that, England pooped amerikkka. Flush the toilet now

    Oscar Casian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cousin, since you know Spaniards

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    #9

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    loomn Report

    Min Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least our bacon is better...

    Stinkypie Ticklebum
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah–Canada has both back bacon and streaky bacon! Did you think the pigs were different? 🇨🇦

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who are weirded by the "zet" pronunciation -> didn't you learn the alphabet song? "X-Y-Z, this is the whole alphabet". How did you sing it? "X-Y-Zee, this is the whole alphabee"? Not to criticize, but it does make me wonder....

    ThePurpleness
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now you know your ABC's, next time won't you sing with me"

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with Celsius that the whole world use except USA....

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hells yeah! The world uses SI system and the US sticks with feet n inches n miles and pounds... Thank GAWD there's only one unit for time, world over!

    Bob CF
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Zee definitely means an American is talking I'm a guy lots of Cars I wish I had and afford like the ZED28, ZED24, & ZEDR1. The U.S. doesn't like all the U...s we use either, labour, valour, colour, etc.

    Martina Třešková
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just reading this and not getting what's supposed to be wrong with zed, as that's the right way from what I know :D

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, for one, am pretty glad that they do. Z and C sound uncomfortably close if you pronounce the former as "zee".

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In languages where there is no "z" sound (hello, Korea! ♥), it can get confused with "g" or something else too. So I'm a proponent of "zed" or "zet".

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australians aren't weird, clearly it's America

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cured pork belly mmmmh. There problem solved.

    Robert Fisher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even get started on the metric system

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    #10

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    invaderperidot Report

    Elise McFarland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The land of disunited fonts. Oh, my eyes.

    Ms. Understood
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can just hear the National Anthem and a bald eagle screech when you look at America's sign

    Alexandra Majluf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it play the national anthem too?

    Susi Aquino
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Difference between paying a good designer and letting your kid do it in Paint

    Camil Gagnon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is telling on so many levels.

    Maria Morrill
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is, no peace and quiet, just one huge advertisement.......reallly realllllllllllly reallllllllllllllllllly tiresome

    luna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its like a tourist shop 'wishing you were here' card

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wish you were here, instead of me..."

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    Blue Cicada
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't pick one image, so we used 'me all.

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    amejizutoproductions Report

    Camil Gagnon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shots fired... with a shotgun loaded with rock salt shells.

    Joel R
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really isn't accurate. I'm actually Canadian myself, but I rather envy the fact that the United States is a sovereign nation. Contrary to popular belief, Canada is not. Canada is still a part of the British Common Wealth, as the head of our country is actually the Governor General, who is the representative to the Queen. Not only that, but nearly 90% (89%) of Canada's land is actually owned by the Royal Family as an 'eternal inheritance'. Which is one of the many reasons why land is so bloody expensive in Canada. Private land in Canada only makes up roughly 11% of our land. I honestly wish Canada was as free as the United States.

    Joanne Lawrence
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fellow Canadian, I agree with your points in most respects, but you have to admit, seeing how bad things could go(looking at you, America), I'm kind of grateful for the potential of the monarchy stepping in if s**t got really real and we elected a demagogue here. The separation between the head of country and head of government is really not a bad thing, necessarily. I'm all for additional checks and balances on power, for the most part(though our courts do a bang-up job of that, so the governor general probably is entirely unnecessary these days). But the 'eternal inheritance' is straight f****d. What did the monarchy ever do for us? Like, actually ever?

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm in the french side, but i'm proud to say i'm not a little s**t like the others :-)

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    Allana Rose
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that is why we rebelled while Canada is still living at home under the parents!

    Maria Beilschmidt
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian here. The only reason ANY of the countries once ruled by ANY of the imperialists got ANY independence was because of the American Revolution. It was a very literal game changer.

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    pinkhairedlesbianadventures Report

    Min Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    american beavers can't even marry who they want

    Camil Gagnon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy, this is your best one up till now XD. Poor beavers.

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    ResidentInsomniac
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, though, why can't me just get over ourselves and agree that people can marry and have sex with whoever they want? It's not like we're forcing you to watch our hot gayness, or anything. Really, people.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So long as everyone is a consenting adult, there shouldn't be an issue. It's nobody's business but the people involved in that relationship. If your neighbour eats untoasted bread for breakfast, while you eat toasted bread... how the hell does that effect you? Simple answer; IT DOESN'T.

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    Cibil Sesco
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... evangelical Xtians were all screaming "I'm moving to Canada!" when the SCOTUS upheld SSM. Imagine their faces when told same-sex marriage had been legal in Canada for a decade.... LOL! PRICELESS.

    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the shots are being fired

    It's Caturday 2.0
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing perfect with health care....oh, you sweet, sweet loves

    Shannon McKee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The U.S. is basically the world's token hipster. They don't like doing things the way other countries do.

    UncleBu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ahhhh what the hell is that beaver doing" points proved right away

    Rebekah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna revel is a stable economy too...

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that god out of our Canada! Wasn't even in the original lyrics of the national anthem... Would be so easy to change... Sorry, personal Canada stuff.

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    annetdonahue Report

    Camil Gagnon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, canada did pay for the pizza.

    nazan fidan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love the guy who swings the piece of fabric:D

    Pippa Runs
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This totally has me laughing!

    earringnut
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm pretty sure we are in one of the messed up parallel time lines science fiction writers are so fond of.

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    australia is also wondering what the hell is going on

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    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

    Edouard Youssef
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo, you don't get it, it's because their parents taught them that it isn't good for a boy to love a boy, or a girl to love a girl, or somone to love both. And those petty minds are sure that their values are better than anyone else's. And be sure they have a lot of equally intelligent friends and falmily to reassure them in this kinf of thoughts. So these people are good boys following what their parents told them without questionning it (and you're the bad one here, saying that everyone might do whatever they want, because "No, ExCuSe Me, BuT tHiS iS uNnAtUrAl")

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    S Bagci
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to move to Canada because its pretty.

    ResidentInsomniac
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moving to Canada because f**k the US and it's bigots.

    Oliver Gloxin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've got a problem with Homosexuals, go complain to the Heteros, they keep having them!

    Fidel Bousquet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can move to Spain then... oh wait... gay marriage is legal in Spain since 2005.

    luna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and is going to be legalised in Australia. Thank you Canada :D

    Prashant Jaiswal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you don't know horseshit from b******t but want to talk about nuclear physics

    Deborah Lloyd
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why get married anyway...It's a crock!

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is amazing to me that this is still a thing in the usa, but we all should be looking to the middle east where men still being killed for being gay. At least we are trying to be more tolerant and that is a step in the right direction. Gays now have more rights than ever here and about time too!

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    creamiepuffs Report

    ResidentInsomniac
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promise, not all Americans are like this; many of us are kind hearted and open-minded. I also promise there are hoodlums and thugs in every country.

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    S Bagci
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow ... people in my country suck !

    John Galt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have only just realised this ???? The rest of the world has known this for decades

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    Julie Obermiller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is despicable and I apologize on behalf of the crude, rude and violent idiots who think they can destroy anything that is different in their eyes. Here they even do it to people...... I would have loved to meet Hitchbot, who was apparently more civil and friendly than a good number of my fellow Americans! :(

    Sharon Hultquist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the culprits from another country...

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is EXACTLY why we cant have nice things!!!!!

    Jason Tremblay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The U.S. is why the world can't have nice things.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I remember in the early '70's, my dad bringing home a couple of French Canadian hitchhikers to spend the night, do laundry, they were nice young men.

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    mendingsmiles Report

    Deborah Lloyd
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still having problems with just the man and woman thing......or anything!

    Carolina Ren
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ecuadorian here; just yesterday a female teacher told my entire class that if a woman goes to a party alone and gets drunk, it is her fault if she is rape.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That information is so wrong. Legally, if you are impaired you are not able to consent.

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One screenshot comment implied we don't have rape prevention posters in the U.S. DUDE! We've had posters, stickers, signs etc. on college campuses for 40 years! Where have you been?! I've been seeing them in bars and restaurants for 5 or 10 years.

    Shannon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do but they're aimed at women telling them ways not to get raped and how much they get raped. They don't have nearly enough signs telling people not to rape someone.

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    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are working on it! If it were up to me, it would be a done deal. Unfortunately, we still have some ignorant folks who seriously need to learn what tolerance really means.

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AUSTRALIA HAD FINALLY LEGALIZED SAME SEX MARRIAGE AND OMFG THIS IS AMAZING LAST YEAR

    Amina Hays
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks the guy in the grey shirt's lower face looks just like Nien Nunb from A New Hope?

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    #17

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    hetaliaddiction Report

    Joel R
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, hearing aids are extremely expensive in Canada. What are you people smoking?

    Erin Gillian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, they're not and they're f*****g expensive.

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    #18

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    yourscientistfriend Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also having them be different colours helps out if you have two bills together, thinking they're of the same value, and potentially getting screwed as a result.

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    Tarah G
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian money also has Braille on the top

    ForThe<3ofFloof
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is f*****g cheap as f**k...that's why we only have one color for our money. Except for the penny, I mean why the f**k is the penny different? Cheap bunch of bastards in this country. Forget about free university and healthcare.

    Sandi Cunningham
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada's money: It's soooo pretty! <3

    Christopher Gurney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian money made with our AUSTRALIAN technology :P

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different colours help those who are sight impaired, help you quickly see what's in your wallet, and the plastic, while weird at first, helps keep them from looking ratty.

    That_Scuba_Diver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can rip though. If it already has a small tear, you can just rip it in half. But most places will still take ripped money.

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    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian money is flipping HOLO that's the best part!!!

    Ky Beckett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another case of "lol, Canada amirite?" the states are literally the only country that doesn't have different coloured bankenotes

    Bihaly Barbii
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like monopoly money :D i love it :D same story with swiss bills :D

    JustLooking46
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm color blind. I see 3 yellow and 2 blue...The colors don't help me.

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    focused-above Report

    Baked Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On that paid mayernity leave, moms get one year, dads also get 6 months.... (mic drop)

    Sockpuppies11
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... Do other places not have ketchup chips? Someone tell me that Canada does not have them all!

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We helped America repopulate an endanger species that is their NATIONAL ANIMAL!! How ironic is that?!?

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you guys are willing to accept me, I'll start packing right now.

    That_Scuba_Diver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may submit your application on business days at www.Canada.ca

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    john doe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot Neil Young? Now that's actually shameful Canada.

    Wilson Rocha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wondering, how great must be living there, in Canada. How I hate my country

    xanbex
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont hate but be a force for change.

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    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rachel McAdams and Bill Shatner yes!!!! justin Bieber.... NO!!! (we have Niagara Falls too)

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    anne_theriault Report

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest of the world : America is the ONLY country thst ever used nukes...and on civilians...

    Cookie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can switch it around now.

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. I have cousins that lived there.

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why doesnt Canada sent them some more modern cars!!!!!

    Kate Baxter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they don't want them. Their transportation everywhere is free. You just hop on the bus and go where you want. It is a lovely country with warm friendly people.

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    anewgayoflife Report

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think saying "Bill Nye the Science Guy" would be even more effective.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF IT HADNTVE BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE -someone please sing along-

    Derron Grant Jr.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd been married a long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

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    Madison Unger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious! I laughed out loud in the middle of class 😂

    S Bagci
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well thats kind of true. i love that song.

    HetalianNeko
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally a Hetalia thing.

    Red
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can somebody pls explain sorry im just a lone australian person who has never seen this ;-;

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just laughed my head clean off. You, sir, are murderous.

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    #22

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    notevendrugs-justawkwardlyweird Report

    Tarah G
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shh shh let the politeness run through you

    Holly Wilson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd happily be Canadian if the chance came.

    19Quintin McGuire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, nowadays whenever I bump into anything, I say sorry to it. If I come close to bumping, I say sorry to it. If I'm in the vicinity of bumping into anything, I say sorry. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!

    S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment is so Canadian.

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    ForThe<3ofFloof
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll gladly go willingly if they'll have me :)

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA we took Texas from Mexico, you can have it now,.

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    twitterlols Report

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I learned that Kris Jenner is not a good designer. (Or whomever she gets to design her stuff, I don't know or care)

    Out of chocolate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to read this like ten times to get the joke. I was like... “Staples carries jewelry now? Weird.”

    Red
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    two things. that is such a silly name for a necklace. and. STABLES. SERIOUSLY

    Claudia Schumann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those aren't staples - they are paper clips. A bunch of garbage!

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After seeing a few comments. I look again notice the paper clips. It's made with paper clips!?!?

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cheap looking necklace no matter where you get it from.

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    #24

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    yoprinceass Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and b******t it is.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy friend. Maybe a few states are all about creationism, but not America as a whole. Also, the bible isn't b******t, it's religious text. The text isn't bad; it's a matter of what people do with the text.

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    Max
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inertia is a property of matter.

    Bisexual Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im Canadian, but if anyone says ‘bill nye the science guy’ I WILL yell ‘Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill’!

    Red
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im confused sorry. - im just an australian who has never heard of this ;-;

    BREAK YOUr perceptions
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gawd i wish this was true. can't wait for my generation to take the reigns on this country.

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    youdbeagooddalek Report

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America: crashes through the door rudely, doesn't *quite* know the lyrics.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get these ones. Also, are those really the lyrics of Uptown Funk? Sounds too repetitive.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STYLIN, WHILIN, LIVIN IT UP IN THE CITY (I think that's it)

    ForThe<3ofFloof
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America: Crashes through door asks what the f**k is this?

    aroace mamabear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol now I have that song in my head

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm I must be out of the loop here. I do not get this train.

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