Online shopping is one of the most convenient inventions of the past decades. What can be better than buying something you need from the comfort of your sofa without having to put on your pants, leave the house, and go to some crowded place? 

However, there’s one downside to online shopping, and that’s the fact that we can’t test the quality of the things we buy beforehand. This is where product reviews have become very useful. Amazon, as one of the biggest retail sellers in the world, has also been using this practice for a long time, and for many customers, Amazon product reviews have become a valid evaluation tool for purchase. 

Who Writes Reviews on Amazon?

  • Regular customers have been very helpful in sharing their experiences with others. Everyone who buys a certain product from Amazon can leave a review assessing the product.
  • Paid reviewers, also called product testers, write their assessments as tasked by Amazon or the product seller. They get the product and instructions on what features they’re supposed to test, then are required to give their honest opinion. 

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Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen

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Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

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Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-flap Book

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That review was HILARIOUS. Perhaps some folks were hoping for a "surprise ending"?

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Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

kind of dangerous for lovemaking...but to each its own. ;-)

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WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch

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Creative Arts By Charles Leonard Glitter

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#7

Star Wars: Battlefront - Deluxe Edition - Playstation 4

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Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5lb Bag

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was laughing so hard when I was reading you review! The same thing happens to me when I eat a sugar substitute. I was having a few flashbacks!

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Overhead Rubber Penguin Mask Happy Feet Animal Fancy Dress

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#10

6' Buddha Maitreya The Christ Copper Meditation Pyramid System For Healing - Polished Copper Connectors With 4 Inch Capstone From Buddha Maitreya The Christ Shambhala Healing Tools

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the only people being healed is the pockets of the person selling this. It's $600 dollars! OH MY!

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UFO Detector - Internal Magnetometer Interfaced With Microcontroller For 24 Hour/7 Days A Week

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Veet For Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 Ml

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Nexus Silent Wired Mouse SM-8500

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No joke on this one, buying a noiseless mouse on Amazon for my league-addicted husband was the last step before murder.

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English Grammar For Dummies

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The Wolf Of Wall Street

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Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable

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Modifilan Pure Brown Seaweed Extract 500mg 90 Capsules

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Uranium Ore

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same here only mine was half full, but I was optimistic when I first bought it.......

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Microsoft Windows 95

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sums up EXACTLY what I had been thinking for a while now, kudos!

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Microwave For One

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How to Become an Amazon Paid Product Tester?

There are several ways of becoming a product tester and getting rewarded for Amazon product reviews. Amazon Vine, for example, is directly managed by the company. If you have a history of writing useful and well-worded reviews, you have a chance to be invited to participate in it as a product tester in exchange for free products, discounts, and other perks.

Another method is through numerous product review sites. These are more accessible both for sellers and potential product testers because you don’t need to wait for an invitation to join. However, make sure to do the research because some of the sites are fake.

And probably the most popular one is becoming an influencer. You can do Amazon product reviews on your own content platform or sign up for the Amazon influencer program for a wider variety of marketing tools. In both cases, you can be approached by sellers to test and review their products.
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Air Foamposite One Nrg Mens Style # 521286

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#22

Hony Male Chastity Device Metal Wire Cage (40mm, 45mm And 50mm)

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the slight worry that there are people who WILL take this review serious.

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Wrecking Balm Tattoo Fade System

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#24

Knuckle Blaster 950,000 Volt Stun Gun

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Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rub peanut butter all over the inside and hang it from a tree close to the ground. Squirrels love it.

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HDE USB Wall Charger Led Light Up 4 Port Travel A/C Power Adapter Charger Hub With Interchangea

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw the picture and said "how could this be funny"? Oh, man, you killed me.

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#27

Kgoal Smart Kegel Pelvic Floor Exerciser + Free App

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This device looks creepy even without the review...

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#28

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.m Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even more good reviews on this one: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/RLS6K44P0V87V/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B001K3IXW8

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The Holy Bible: King James Version

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The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-shirt

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I own this shirt. It's gotten me pregnant on 4 separate occasions.

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Funny Amazon Reviews

But we wouldn’t be who we are as a species if we didn’t find a way to work humor into product reviews. And honestly, some products are just asking for funny reviews because there’s no way you could take them seriously.  

Funny product reviews might not be exactly helpful if you’re trying to decide on your next purchase, but they’re sure to put a smile on your face or even send you into a fit of laughter. Which, let’s admit it, is still a win.  

If you like the collection of Amazon funny reviews we curated for you, share them with your shopaholic friends and let us know in the comments if you end up buying any of these products.
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Zippo 4 Oz. Lighter Fluid

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#32

LG 105UC9V 5k Ultra HD 3D Smart LED TV 105"

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#33

Mitre Ace Recreational Football (ball Is Shipped Deflated)

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#34

Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment Cb-1000

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Hulk Smash Hands

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Photive Hydra Waterproof Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

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Rubbermaid 2879-rd-peri Blue Plastic Ice Cube Trays - 2 Pack

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having just tried to unsuccessfully liberate 2 ice cubes from non-Rubbermaid ice cube tray to put into the bottom of my glass of wine I feel this is the product for me. We currently have 3 plastic trays, all of which are full of cracked, broken, sad little cubes. We fill them gently with tap water after lovingly dousing them in a lukewarm bath to make sure all shattered remains have been washed away. We keep them as flat and stable as possible in the freezer. We treat them kindly. Yet every time I want a chilled glass of wine they revolt! Shall purchase immediately!

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Solo 18-ounce Solo Squared Cups

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The Mountain Men's Brachiosaurus T-shirt

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! Whilst reading this, up until the age of this man is mentioned, I swear I thought he would have been up to about 5 years old. But 29? hahahahaha

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Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 20th Anniversary Edition (PS4)

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Hamilton (original Broadway Cast Recording)(Explicit)(2CD)

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More Facts About Amazon Product Reviews (FAQ)

How Long Do Amazon Product Reviews Take?

As mentioned by Amazon staff on their official forum, it usually takes around 72 hours after submission for the review to get posted. In some instances, it might take longer, but you can always contact the support service.

Why Won’t Amazon Let Me Review Products?

Most probably, there’s something wrong with your account. You either don’t meet the quota (you need to have spent at least $50 in Amazon purchases in the past year), or Amazon has found your reviews unhelpful or otherwise violating the rules. You can check their Community Guidelines for a complete list of rules.

Are Amazon Funny Reviews Banned?

While it seems like Amazon doesn’t care about funny reviews, there are still many things that can get you banned from writing customer reviews. So before posting your funny bad reviews, make sure they don’t violate any community guidelines.

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