Online shopping is one of the most convenient inventions of the past decades. What can be better than buying something you need from the comfort of your sofa without having to put on your pants, leave the house, and go to some crowded place? 

However, there’s one downside to online shopping, and that’s the fact that we can’t test the quality of the things we buy beforehand. This is where product reviews have become very useful. Amazon, as one of the biggest retail sellers in the world, has also been using this practice for a long time, and for many customers, Amazon product reviews have become a valid evaluation tool for purchase. 

Who Writes Reviews on Amazon?

  • Regular customers have been very helpful in sharing their experiences with others. Everyone who buys a certain product from Amazon can leave a review assessing the product.
  • Paid reviewers, also called product testers, write their assessments as tasked by Amazon or the product seller. They get the product and instructions on what features they’re supposed to test, then are required to give their honest opinion. 
#1

Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen

Two Bic pens in a package and a comment

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Jhoa
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh this is great. XD

Jeanne Deaux
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should read the reviews men did on products "for her". They are even more hilarious.

Judy Semmens
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do they do horribly rough pens "for him"?

Jeanne Deaux
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, with very manly metal things on it and a strong odor of male sweat in the ink. ^_^

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Karla Gaytan
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

???????????????? excellent. It really gives the idea of how stupid these "pens for her!?!?!" are

marie battisti
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should have a spew warning lol

Vicki Cunningham
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope she's joking, or she needs a new husband.

Elmo Glick
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m very generous. I often offer women to touch my pens.

Elmo Glick
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In fact, if I get a chance, I ask women if they’d like to see my pens.

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    #2

    Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

    Massive Wenger multitool knife and a comment

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    Tessa
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice' haha, love this one

    Leen Pol
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm crying!!! I'm cryiiiiinnnnngggg!!!

    Jace
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure that would still classify as a pocket knife... Loved the review, especially the last bit.

    Laura Kirkland
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best review of the the century! 🤣

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    #3

    Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-flap Book

    Where Is Baby's Belly Button book cover and a comment

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That review was HILARIOUS. Perhaps some folks were hoping for a "surprise ending"?

    Sydney Taylor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you expect? A twist of where the baby's bellybutton is? It's a children's book! It shows the child where it is in a fun little story. My little brother had this book and wanted me to read it almost 5 times a day, and he was at least 4. Please remember YOU are not a child and probably don't understand what goes through a kids mind while reading this.

    Paul Vincent
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sydney, this is awesome. I don't know how you typed this with a straight face. If this is sarcasm (and I truly hope it is!), you are the master.

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    I’m just a person
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait but why was someone who was old enough to write a review on amazon reading that book is the real question?

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many pages did PacMan had to read to realize this

    Payton Graves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This book is very misleading! I bought it as well and was very disappointed. It was very anti-climactic, and the ending was just horrible! The baby's belly button was on his/her stomach, just where it's supposed to be. I originally thought that the baby's belly button was on his/her left cheek. Very disappointed. Do not buy unless you like disappointment!

    Valerie Nichols
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha people take things too seriosly...

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    #4

    Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

    Banana slicer and a comment

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kind of dangerous for lovemaking...but to each its own. ;-)

    Julie Evans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it could go with that metal chastity cage. Hahaha

    William Will
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking." What have you been doing, and have you been washing it! If you don't wash it and you slice the bananas... well... your kids are gonna get pregnant.

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that she puts the Icrap at the same level of the wheel and penicilin. Nice one lady!

    Valerie Nichols
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "These are things that can destroy an entire relationship"... haha get a grip.

    Angela Mathews
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am complete in tears. My face is soaked! "...our daily banana fight...." Omg, so funny!

    NoliBelle
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna use this while wearing my 3 Wolf Moon shirt and drinking Tuscan Whole Milk.

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This review is as awesome as the product!

    BlueComic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lovemaking..." Lovemaking? LOVEMAKING!?!? WHAT THE HELL?

    ABCman 42
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how exactly is that good for lovemaking again?

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    #5

    WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch

    Amazon Kindle in a waterproof bag and a comment

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    Plamen Petrov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, Guys! Cut him some slack- the man is trying his best ! 😁

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    Pemberton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So mother-in-law jokes are still alive. The one I read in an old joke book was "I gave my mother-in-law a chair. Now I'm waiting for her to turn the switch on."

    Marissa Testa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you shouldn’t be admitting to attempted murder in your Amazon review…

    Katie C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you people ok? The lack of brain cells is truly astounding

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    Jace
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mobile devices can't electrocute you (though the Chargers can be dangerous). Should've bought a Samsung Note 7 instead and gone for immolation.

    lol idk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha the kindle is kindling for an electrocution. lol

    Melanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    #6

    Creative Arts By Charles Leonard Glitter

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    Amanda Martin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Care Bears fart glitter!? Hahahaha!

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they fart glitter just as unicorns fart rainbows 🌈 🦄😂

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shiny happy peple ♥ ♬♪

    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd problem put a cherry bomb in it and lob it into his room just as he wakes.

    AnimalLover1117
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Love the Care Bear part!!!!! Hilarious!

    Maureen Heartwood
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually got me laughing out loud.

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    #7

    Star Wars: Battlefront - Deluxe Edition - Playstation 4

    Star Wars: Battlefront - Deluxe Edition - Playstation 4 game cover and a comment

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    Jim Phoenix
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears to me that the only likeable EA games are all of the PVZ games.

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    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmh, I don't understand this one. Someone could explain please?

    Desmond Cabanilla
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EA sports is known for releasing updates that you have to pay for and as you can imagine gets annoying fast

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    Veerex 360
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly how some Youtubers get so many subs but so less views!

    Chosen Disciple
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS THE BEST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dubsτep🅱️lade NS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving them a taste of their own medicine (yes, I bought the DLC), I see

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    #8

    Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5lb Bag

    Massive Haribo gummy bear bag and a comment

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    Sonya Walker
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was laughing so hard when I was reading you review! The same thing happens to me when I eat a sugar substitute. I was having a few flashbacks!

    Leen Pol
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff from er wedding in 2005 ------ she killed me!!! LOLOLOL

    Amy Carter
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Sorbitol that's used in place of sugar, also used in laxatives. The package really should come with a warning to eat sparingly.

    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smile, hell! I laughed so hard I nearly crapped myself! Ans I'm still fighring the laughter. The descriptions are just so hilarious! So sorry you suffered, though. Gope you feel better.

    Jo Hoad
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should sell this story to Billy Connolly, he'd make something out of it, but I don't think he could be funnier than you. Wonderful mental pictures, cheers.

    Hetal Vyas
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god that's hilarious! Love the way you described your experience. I am diabetic and need to use sugar substitute, I do find I have trouble after but NO WHERE as bad as that ! Thanks for giving me the best laugh!!!

    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know the warning on the sugar free cookies is for real! Thank you!

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    Shiva Dheva
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cries several times reading this. :DDD

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was laughing so hard just reading the 4th paragraph. Oh my... I know what I will read if I ever feel depressed.

    Anne
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost it when she described her experience as Niagara falls funneled through a coffee straw

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    #9

    Overhead Rubber Penguin Mask Happy Feet Animal Fancy Dress

    Massive silicone penguin head and a comment

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    Valerie Nichols
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know, my favorite youtuber Jessii Vee did a story on this and I thought it was so weird!!

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, to me it looks like a reallly creepy rabbit demon or something :(

    Sloane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “overhead rubber penguin mask happy feet animal fancy dress (toy)💀

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only wish I had had this when my children were little (brats).

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    #10

    6' Buddha Maitreya The Christ Copper Meditation Pyramid System For Healing - Polished Copper Connectors With 4 Inch Capstone From Buddha Maitreya The Christ Shambhala Healing Tools

    Massive metal pyramid on the ground and a comment

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the only people being healed is the pockets of the person selling this. It's $600 dollars! OH MY!

    Over Opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it I'm buying two!!! I bet I can recreate this for $50 at my hardware store

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    Adam D
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me p**s my pants :-D

    Stephen Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a simllar experience. I rang the call centre. Was told to hold until the cosmos aligned. I asked how long this would take and was told that time was merely a construct. My kit consisted of a single pole. I got pneumonia but I still have hepatitis. Avoid this product if you intend to spiritually heal outdoors.

    Benski Trenkins
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    600??? Dajum where's my welder! Me runs off singing "gonna be rich rich rich..."

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Buddha Maitreya The Christ"......I can't even........

    Melanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goodbye, final braincell. you were a good friend

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    #11

    UFO Detector - Internal Magnetometer Interfaced With Microcontroller For 24 Hour/7 Days A Week

    UFO detector device and a comment

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it work way better than expected.

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you've been fooled. This product is in fact sold by the aliens to detect potential victims to abduct. just crush the thing!!! (or give to your mother in law).

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been reading it incorrectly. All those black dots on the face are showing the detected UFOs. :-)

    Leen Pol
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to stop eating because I'm laughing too hard!!!

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am still getting abducted by UFO's on a regular basis" this is too funny I am laughing so hard!

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was laughing so hard, I almost choked on my Dr Pepper.

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I hope you're using the Veet.

    Lewis Henley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same but you are dumb as i build my detector myself i haven't been abducted since

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    #12

    Veet For Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 Ml

    Tube of Veet gel and a comment

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    Stuart Ralph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think this is funny, you need to read the following review about Veet for men. OMG!!! https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AFW3VVWFNEERJW5UF5Y6FQ3HPBTQ/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_gw_btm?ie=UTF8

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    Jane Dwyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tears! Too funny you bald proud farter you.

    Kin Luan
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny my ribs hurt from laughing

    Over Opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that would hurt down there... a lot

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's just gel, not wax, you wouldn't feel anything... unless you develop an allergy to the product.

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    Pemberton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the review about using it on their balls. Still this is hilarious.

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    #13

    Nexus Silent Wired Mouse SM-8500

    Black silent wired mouse and a comment

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    Lyndsay Berry
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No joke on this one, buying a noiseless mouse on Amazon for my league-addicted husband was the last step before murder.

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should tell him to play a decent game instead :D

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    brianna415
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, the last line aside, this isn't even a joke. My husband loves gaming, always has always will. I find it endearing, even though I myself am not that into video games. I'm more than happy to do something else while he plays games. Our Sunday afternoon ritual was to snuggle up on the couch, him playing Xbox, me reading a book. It was fine. Then he got a gaming laptop, and started playing League. I almost had to be institutionalized. I didn't want to tell him not to play, because he loved it, and him playing didn't bother me ... but the CLICKING. Constant. Clicking. I could hear it even when I wasn't in the same room (we live in a small-ish apartment). Many unnecessary fights were started because I was just so on edge from the repetitive noise. He had to stop playing the game, which made me feel terrible, but I had a vested interest in my sanity so I let it happen. Then he bought a silent mouse. It's been 5 months and peace is restored. Best. $50. Ever.

    Jen Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg my ex used to gaslight the sh*t out of me about the mouse clicking at night. We lived in a studio apt in the beginning of our relationship and I'm a life-long insomniac. TORTURE. He used to say I was psycho because this would never bother anyone else in the world

    Angela Mathews
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He's a pretty cool guy." Omfg. Awesome.

    Lewis Henley
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    2 years ago

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    #14

    English Grammar For Dummies

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    Georgia Stergiadis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this in a Russian accent the whole way through LOL!

    Serban Spirescu
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thumbs up if you reas this with a Russian accent. Glory to Arstotszka!

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hahahahaha! (Is joke)." Mr. Woods's family will not spared...

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him very funny, me buy book 2... two... i mean too.

    Bree Lebran
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love his name : Nikolai The Idiot. :P

    Valerie Nichols
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like her english is still causing her problems, could'nt read it all the way through!!

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    #15

    The Wolf Of Wall Street

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    Julie Evans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm DiCaprio. I might watch that one.

    Rashael N
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh really hard for some reason.

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The are just wearing human skins so as to fool all of us little riding hoods. Granma, how much of my money did you lose??

    Evgeniya Khon
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno why, but The freshest memory of this movie I have is cocaine in the a*s..... Btw the movie is great:)

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what happened to all the Quaaludes...

    M.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Izzat the Inception guy?

    Taye Blessed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg where do these idiots come from 😂😂😂

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    #16

    Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you do not hear music from the past...

    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had songs in my head, turn on the radio, and the song is playing at the exact place in the song in my head. It was like I was receiving radio signals or projecting them.

    Heini Ozor
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same, the same. Although it's usually been those so called "hits" that all the stations play constantly anyway. Well, they sure do hit your brain.

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    Black Lotus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing at the fact it was discontinued by the manufacturer

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come in a blue box that's bigger on the inside?

    Lewis Henley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe increase its mass thus fourth creating a warp in space time slowing time p.s. be careful not to create a black hole

    Poe McPherren
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to call my Dad and read this to him. I knew he would get as much of a kick out of this as I would

    Angela Mathews
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is DEDICATED to you! How can you abandon it like that?

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    #17

    Modifilan Pure Brown Seaweed Extract 500mg 90 Capsules

    Bottle of Seaweed extract and a comment

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    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who was seeing the ghosts? You?? or the cat??

    Jen Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need to RELAX. If you are looking for something offensive, you will find it.

    Douglas McDonald
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? Ableist? People are so self-absorbed, thinking their perspective is the only legitimate one to hold. This was a joke about absurdity, not autism.

    Kaden Kelly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this just reminds me of the Russian guy who bought the "English Grammar for Dummies book"

    Lewis Henley
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    2 years ago

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    #18

    Uranium Ore

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    Arty
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not everyone will get the joke :D

    Ian Bodey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here only mine was half full, but I was optimistic when I first bought it.......

    Hayley Burts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaand, how old does that make u?

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    #19

    Microsoft Windows 95

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    Belinda Matson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sums up EXACTLY what I had been thinking for a while now, kudos!

    Notchimine Mette
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I had Windows 98. I really do miss it.

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all seriousness, if I recall correctly, many commercial closed networks run Windows 95 or 98 on their systems because they work the most reliably and are the most stable of all systems before or since.

    Crystal OnTheEdge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss not having to pay a subscription fee for office.

    Jen Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help me out here...what is funny about this?

    Mediocre Music
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor’s kid broke my window with a baseball…you think this is a good replacement?

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    #20

    Microwave For One

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    John Lewis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this review and passed out from laughing so hard. I thought I was finally over it after a couple hours and read it again. Passed out laughing, again, but this time got a concussion from hitting my head on the way down. I'll still read it, but now I know better than to do it without a spotter.

    Eddie Christovich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can someone please check in on michael? is he still with us?

    Brandy Donoho
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this book at a resale shop but it was microwaved meals for two.

    Dessira Buchholz
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's parents legitimately owned this book. They donated it to the town library

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    #21

    Air Foamposite One Nrg Mens Style # 521286

    Galaxy sneaker and a comment

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    Nauzad Munshi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy deserves an Oscar for comedy!

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send them to the man abducted by aliens, they might love them so much they stop abducting him.... or it may fail and have the opposite effect and get him in serious alien trouble.

    Over Opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care if they come with insoles that massage your feet and tell you stories there hideous

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the shoes look rather stupid.

    Su Tart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy deserves a Oscar for Being g*y. (The office reference)

    #22

    Hony Male Chastity Device Metal Wire Cage (40mm, 45mm And 50mm)

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the slight worry that there are people who WILL take this review serious.

    Notchimine Mette
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more worried about the actual existence of this product... Does it actually exist?!

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    Danielle Goedhart
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a slight worry that this IS a real review...

    Odin Trevers-Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello I’m the lock picking lawyer and today I have myself in quite a predicament anyway click out of 1, 2 is binding little click out of 3 and we got this open. This lock clearly has no security stopping me from cheating on my wife anyway that’s all for today and as always have a nice day.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This product reminds me of Mad Max...

    Estefani Licea Madrigal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought this for my boyfriend when he wanted to go on a trip to San Diego with his friends. I wasn't worried at all while he was out there I had a blast at the club that night, knowing he wasn't out there cheating on me. ????

    Kaden Kelly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how its a guy who wrote the review. Lol

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well this post escalated quick!

    Julie Evans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to be really cold in the wintertime on that bus stop.

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    #23

    Wrecking Balm Tattoo Fade System

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    Estefani Licea Madrigal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is hilarious! But good to know it works I might try

    Bianca Du Toit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for real?? Not the review... the product.

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the product, yes. the review...? hopefully not

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    Melanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I half hope that this is real

    OneDayCloserToHim
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    3 years ago

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    #24

    Knuckle Blaster 950,000 Volt Stun Gun

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    Cherie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you didn't even have to buy any cookies.

    Villo Gertner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God, it's f***n early in the morning, and I actually can't stop laughing loud on the bus with which I travel to the office. Was worth to wake up today.

    Georgia Stergiadis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym" bahahahaha

    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He walked home victorious and with seven boxes of free cookies.

    Michelle Harmon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I could picture it all happening as I read it, so after I picked myself up off the floor, caught my breath, righted my chair, I sat back down to say that this should be #1, hysterical, wonderfully written and expressed, I'm looking forward to reading more from "notactuallysteve". Bravo!!🌹🌹

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    #25

    Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

    Massive brown horse head and a comment

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    Julie Evans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rub peanut butter all over the inside and hang it from a tree close to the ground. Squirrels love it.

    Dawn Godsey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummm that is a message from the Mafia that you are next and I don't mean actually next to a real fake fake real decapitated horse head. You gonna loose your head. oh and they found you.

    ABCman 42
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some Godfather s**t right there!

    Cristi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my son one of these, now we use it to stare out the window and scare the bejaysus out of the neighbors kids.

    Qwerty65
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin is having her wedding on Halloween this month, and she'll be wearing a dress, her husband-to-be will be a Pokemon Master, and everybody else will be wearing fancy Renaissance dresses, etc. I'm her maid of honor, so I'll be wearing a dress and this horse head mask (bought at Goodwill last year). We've been excited about this for over a year. Three weeks away!! NEIGH!!!! *jiggles floppy head around wildly*

    Kim Wright
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 10 yo son, (per my suggestion) wore this outside a campground bathroom!!!!

    Lawmom1966
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you live on a horse farm and a male horse mistakes you for being in heat on day when it’s “that” time of the month…..

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    #26

    HDE USB Wall Charger Led Light Up 4 Port Travel A/C Power Adapter Charger Hub With Interchangea

    Wall charger with four USB ports and a comment

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    Bob White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the picture and said "how could this be funny"? Oh, man, you killed me.

    Yong Kyonge Jinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am writing this review to express my sincere gratitude to this NFT and USDT recovery hacker for all that he did for me during one of the most stressful and painful times in my life. His professionalism and guidance, at a time when I questioned myself how dumb I was to give out $1.2 Million Usdt to an NFT trading scammer, helped me to accept that so long there is a problem, there will always be a solution. He provided me with irrefutable proof that strengthened my doubts about the possibility of recovering or tracking lost BTC or USDT. I have no doubt about the decisions I made afterward. It took a while but success was achieved in recovering all the USDT Tokens I had sent. At a time when I felt like my whole world was tumbling down around me, his concern was truly appreciated. I highly recommend his services and while I hope never to need him again, I will be sure to call him if need be. Thanks so much, Cyber Genie Team” " ( Cybergenie (@) cyberservices (.) com ) " " ( WA +1252)(512

    #27

    Kgoal Smart Kegel Pelvic Floor Exerciser + Free App

    Kgoal Smart Kegel Pelvic Floor Exerciser and a comment

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This device looks creepy even without the review...

    Derek Graham
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex has something like this but its the vibrating version and she mistakenly forget i had the pass code still ill be chilling with the guys see that its on and say to my buddies wanna see something funny i turn it down lmfao

    Over Opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know there was a machine for that what next... never mind there's only one hole left and it's strong enough as is

    Zoe Sotet
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you have the sugarfree Haribo gummy bears...

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    3 years ago

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    #28

    Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.m Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

    Black and blue watch and a comment

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even more good reviews on this one: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/RLS6K44P0V87V/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B001K3IXW8

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh mama, yeah, it's quite hilarious. This guy has the power, fear his wrath!!

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    Dawn Godsey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave 1and 1 half of my kidney's, a whole kidney from some dude passed out in my bathtub in a bunch of ice, and I don't know him, how he got in my bathtub or how I could have possibly performed a kidneyectomy myself because I get woosy just having to go poop, and all that stuff and where did all of those perfect square ice cubetes come from? And hey I don't have a fuzzy orange toilet lid cover and matching tank cover, Hey I don't have a avacado green commode and tub! Then oh I remembered this was not my bathtub,and I accidentally drank my fermented apple cider in the very back of my fridge from 2 years ago. I must have black out and been on auto demon pilot and super dee duper drunk! I did a quick check and I still had all of my kidney's and was like WHEW, Yet, there i was, still in this bathroom and this dude was still, and then I heard an eerily familiar male voice in the next room say "It puts on the lotion or it gets the hose". So I am hiding underneath the dude in the tub

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    #29

    The Holy Bible: King James Version

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    Cáitlin Ó Fearghuis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it funny until the Morman part. Been wronged by that group and don't agree with them, their system, or beliefs

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply inaccurate..........The Old Testament is roughly 80% of the King James Bible.

    Dustin Barlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should check out the Koran! It is the same story but all the names have been changed!

    Wendy Okora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT joke around with the word of god like that

    Buzz 'd B66
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are free to say whatever they want. I thought this was pretty funny personally.

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    Sydnie Laney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh God is real thats the point of the Bible

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try *Liber Al*, it's very action-packed.

    Final Fantasy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The New Testament is a contract under Jesus, the old testament was under Moses. The old contract was there to keep a pure bloodline to produce the Messiah, that's why it was strict. Satan knew Jesus was coming to save only humans not the fallen angels, that's why satan tried to manipulate the DNA, to create nonredeemable mutants (Genesis 6:4). In the old testament, God sent the flood to destroy everyone because they were not fully human, they were giants, and hybrids, only Noah survived because he was "perfect in his generations", pure bloodline (Genesis 6:9). God made you in His image, that comes with a sovereign will to choose life or death. Only the Bible prophesied Jews returning to Israel 1948 (Amos 9:14-15), the asteroid that's coming called "wormwood" in Rev.8, new world order's world leader (Antichrist). Scientific facts (Job 40:15 Dinosaurs), and is backed by historical documents (Cornelius Tacitus). When people have near death experiences, they only see Jesus Christ, heaven or hell, like this former atheist who died in the hospital: https://tinyurl.com/y72mejf2

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    #30

    The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-shirt

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    NoliBelle
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own this shirt. It's gotten me pregnant on 4 separate occasions.

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone remeber this wolf sweater reviews? Not on Amazon, but amazing nonetheless.

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    #32

    LG 105UC9V 5k Ultra HD 3D Smart LED TV 105"

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    Rokas L
    Senior Writer
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW MUCH WAS IT?

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Product was discontinued. Probably, no one could afford it...

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    Isaiah Martin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of upset at the fact that the remote didnt come with the tv, at a price tag of $7000 you when expect perfection. the shipping took a while too, about 3 weeks before it was delivered to my door and when i opened the box all that was in it was a poster of the tv. i dont regret buying it though i love that poster.

    Orlando Freire
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ!!! I dying of laughing here!

    Asher McNiel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.google.com/search?q=%2332+Lg+105uc9v+5k+Ultra+Hd+3d+Smart+Led+Tv+105%22&rlz=1CAXWWL_enUS870&oq=%2332+Lg+105uc9v+5k+Ultra+Hd+3d+Smart+Led+Tv+105%22&aqs=chrome..69i57j33.1033j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&surl=1&safe=active&ssui=on learn the cost here.

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    #33

    Mitre Ace Recreational Football (ball Is Shipped Deflated)

    Blue and white Mitre football ball and a comment

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom Brady prefers to order his balls deflated -_-

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, a one star review complaining that the ball came with air would be funnier...

    Shaheris Suhel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. This is crazy...i recived flatballs too. I used air pumps XD

    Ian Bodey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a Politician Football comes full of hot air, and is good to kick around.....

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    #34

    Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment Cb-1000

    Fresh water device near a toilet and a comment

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this could almost be serious...

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is funny in America, but in the middle east and Asia this is normal advertising

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought one (different brand, though) and absolutely love it. And I miss it on other toilets, e.g., at work.

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't this thing installed on all the toilet seats in the world? It's amazing!!!

    Fiona E. Ma
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the comment about the blinds...makes me wonder how.

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    #35

    Hulk Smash Hands

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    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have gotten the knuckle taser from an earlier post.

    Sophia Graubart
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude, you needed the full set: hulk hands knuckle taser horse head (so nobody recognizes you when you accidentally kill them)

    Jace
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last sentence kicks it in.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last sentence. My co-workers are asking me if I'm okay because I'm crying so hard!

    Carter Statema
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro COLLEGE, wtf, also this must be in Britain, they stabbed hi with an unregistered butter knife.

    Arcane
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly,It was an awesome product

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    #36

    Photive Hydra Waterproof Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

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    Kaiserin Sissi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to believe this one's actually true... 0.0

    Taj Wenn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is i was in that ef4 tornado aswell

    Abigail Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #37

    Rubbermaid 2879-rd-peri Blue Plastic Ice Cube Trays - 2 Pack

    Two blue ice cube trays and a comment

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    Kelly Ledger
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having just tried to unsuccessfully liberate 2 ice cubes from non-Rubbermaid ice cube tray to put into the bottom of my glass of wine I feel this is the product for me. We currently have 3 plastic trays, all of which are full of cracked, broken, sad little cubes. We fill them gently with tap water after lovingly dousing them in a lukewarm bath to make sure all shattered remains have been washed away. We keep them as flat and stable as possible in the freezer. We treat them kindly. Yet every time I want a chilled glass of wine they revolt! Shall purchase immediately!

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you putting ice in wine? Put the bottle in the fridge :)

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    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before you got these, did you ever think about turning your faucet to hot and letting a little bit of water run over the back of your old ice trays?? It would haved saved you a lot of pain and you would have had some decent ice cubes.

    #38

    Solo 18-ounce Solo Squared Cups

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    Orlando Freire
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I should buy those as well.

    Madison Neece
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, but did anyone else notice that it's a 12 pack but also a 20 pack...

    Sebastian Lloren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah I heard about that, but I prefer my hands

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel it is imperative to add my two (2) cents about the Solo 18-Ounce Solo Squared Cups (Colors May Vary), 20-Count Packages (Pack of 12) (Kitchen) I used to wake up periodically during the night, the urge to empty my bladder powerful and even painful in my loins! The following dash to the bathroom often resulted in stubbed toes, kicked pets, and even the occasional "wet clean up on aisle 1!" After ordering these cups, however, I simply roll over and dribble into the 5 or 6 that I have next to the bed! (The spread guarantees no spillage). Oh, what sweet relief! No more busted feet, no more bewildered pooches, and I haven't had to break out the Green Machine in weeks! Thank you Solo, for helping me take care of #1!

    Carter Statema
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your hands can hold 4 ounces? mine only hold half an ounce

    #39

    The Mountain Men's Brachiosaurus T-shirt

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    Georgia Stergiadis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! Whilst reading this, up until the age of this man is mentioned, I swear I thought he would have been up to about 5 years old. But 29? hahahahaha

    Anastasia Beaverhausen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ime grown men are way more likely than 5 year old children to shove weird objects up their butt...

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    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see someone s******g out eggs you should either call the Guiness Book of World Records or call someone who can help them get some psychiatric help. Or both.

    Mediocre Music
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this person for real…if they is, lord help them

    tail_bite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    29 years old i think the 9 is silent

    Mateo S
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was five. he is 29. wow

    Mateo S
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was 5 years old. he kept it up for a while. the shirt is pretty small now.

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    Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 20th Anniversary Edition (PS4)

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    Abigail Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHH I SEE UR COMMENT IS HIDEN I WILL HACK YOU KNOW 😺🐟

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    Hamilton (original Broadway Cast Recording)(Explicit)(2CD)

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    Moonglass
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

    Cayman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family has disowned me because at every family get together I would play Hamilton and shout all of lyrics i memorized.

    Hollywood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sitting on the couch with my Hamilton socks on, listening to What'd I Miss, and singing along* Should I buy another CD? Nah.

    Yong Kyonge Jinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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