There’s An Online Page That Collects Bad Amazon Movie Reviews And Here’s 30 Of The Funniest Ones

We live in the age of reviews. Both blessed and cursed, they do help us in making our minds up whether to buy something on the internet. There’s also nothing more powerful than leaving a review for an Uber driver, a restaurant on Yelp, or a shop on eBay.

But there’s a whole different world when it comes to reviewing movies on Amazon. Because you see, even the best ones do deserve a solid 1-star rating.

Luckily, the Twitter page "Amazon Movie Reviews" has chronicled all the funniest tiny bits of honesty. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause these will be more entertaining than 2 hours of cinematic boredom.

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Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago

Brilliant...

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Scagsy 4 years ago

The Silence Of The Toddler.

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Flare 4 years ago

Stupid, this person is.

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Bored Panda reached out to Joe Grabinski, the man behind the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account, which has more than 239.6K followers. Joe said that he started the humorous account purely by accident.

“I simply stumbled across humorous reviews when purchasing DVDs/Blu-rays on Amazon and wanted to store the funny reviews somewhere. I remember thinking, “It would be fun if I got 500 followers someday, people who enjoyed seeing these things.” Little did he know that the page would soon have 1K followers within 24 hours.

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Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago

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Evelína Zlá 4 years ago

Haha.. this made me actually chuckle...

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Misterscooter 4 years ago

Why did they blur out the word whale?

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However, Joe was honest enough to say that he “had a lot of excitement and disappointment associated with the account: book agent, podcast, YouTube show, etc. None of those things quite panned out, but there have been a lot of fun benefits such as getting to know some interesting and cool people.”

Since the launch of the Amazon Movie Reviews page back in 2014, Joe has noticed that these days, people are leaving “a lot less reviews (for movies) on Amazon than they did when I started.” It makes it harder to find the good ones.

Joe assumes that it’s due to a couple of reasons: “1) The novelty of leaving reviews has worn off for people; 2) People are buying less Blu-rays and DVDs; 3) There are more competing platforms for people to rent/stream movies; and 4) There are more competing forms of entertainment.”

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

Some people really don't know anything about history and actual events.

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lailyfnoor 4 years ago

Come on, let it go!

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Flare 4 years ago

I see what you did there.....

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Catlady6000 4 years ago

Works with both movies :)

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Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago

You win.

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Aaliyah Wilson 4 years ago

How can I upvote this and downvote this?

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Kathy Matthews 4 years ago

your comment made me giggle more than the reviews xD

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Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago

You'd think the poster gave a clue ...

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Elijah Kenny 4 years ago

Did people seriously mistake this for the Disney movie!? Lmao

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Zoe's Mom 4 years ago

I actually saw this movie and it wasn't bad. They actually used real wolves in this one; not computerized.

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Two Silly Pups 4 years ago

OMG, how dumb can you be? It literally says 'horror movie' on the cover... 🤦‍♀️

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Evelína Zlá 4 years ago

Do you think they also sing in this one?

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Flare 4 years ago

Yeah, they sing via screaming different pitches while they run in terror!

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

No, it's not that "Frozen"!

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Vorknkx 4 years ago

Okay, you confused the movie's title, but why give it a 1-star review???

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Justin Seagull 4 years ago

It's not really fair for people to give poor ratings to movies just because they made a mistake and chose the wrong film.

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Misterscooter 4 years ago

Are there any snowmen in it?

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glowworm2 4 years ago

Everyone kept waiting for Olaf to show up!

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Sarah Hoskovec 4 years ago

This reminds me of when I worked customer service for a telecom company. A little old lady called to complain about her PPV purchase because of the content of the movie she rented for her grandchildren. The movie in question was Ted.

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Purbasha Banai 4 years ago

As a Disney animation fan and horror movies fan, I would absolutely watch this.

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Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Did they build a snowman?

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Sargundeep Singh 4 years ago

Yeah, you'll now be frozen watching this "Frozen" with your family!

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Frenchie 4 years ago

Bahaha ok so it is an awful unrealistic s****y movie....but their inability to buy the right movie doesn't automatically warrant one stars 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣

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Randy Klefbeck 4 years ago

It was a realistic movie because I know someone it happened to. They were able to get off the lift however and vehemently complain......but it is in fact a $#!++^ movie.

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Tom Cartney 4 years ago

I bet this movie is collecting a lot of Disney's Frozen's checks. Lol!

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Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Idiots

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Ranger Kanootsen 2 years ago

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Giselle Soler Turner 3 years ago

I watched this it was pretty good! Terrifying but good!

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Banjo Peppers 4 years ago

You’d think the artwork would’ve been a tip-off.

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Catherine Todd 4 years ago

Hahahahaha!

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Minty-Chan 4 years ago

RIP

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katboxjanitor 4 years ago

Gee, what gave it away???

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Aegon VI Targaryen 4 years ago

this is actually a pretty decent film. better than disney's frozen.

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Donald Holder 4 years ago

Sad thing is this is the original. Dysney stole the title!

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elfin 4 years ago

The picture should have provided at least a faint clue. And it's not the "WRONG FILM." The viewer is clearly the wrong person to watch it.

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Katey Thomson 4 years ago

I love this movie 🍿

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rv branham 4 years ago

disney's movie might work better with this for the visuals

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Carol Graham 4 years ago

Ya might want to make sure you check the movie description before watching it! And certainly before letting kids watch it!

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Sandra Raituma 4 years ago

People are so ....hmm.... Can't you accept that there are more than 1 movie with the same title? Why 1 star? Don't rate it at all if it is not what you were looking for. It was your mistake! Look at the cover/picture of the movie. Should the Amazon change the name to "Frozen. No, not that one"

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