There’s An Online Page That Collects Bad Amazon Movie Reviews And Here’s 30 Of The Funniest Ones

Brilliant...

The Silence Of The Toddler.

Where have you been since 1991?

Wait a second, did she let the kid watch the whole thing? It wasn't clear enough that it was a movie about psycho killers from the first half hour? :P

Let me get this straight, you can't tell the difference between live-action and claymation, and as a result your child is scarred for life, but you complain to the company about something that is your fault, when you should be paying attention to your traumatized toddler instead?!? smh

I call foul. The minute the movie started, the difference would be seen and shut off. Or even a few minutes in when you check on your baby.

Funny comment. I call BS on it being real.

Did that 3 year old mentioned in the comment see the entire movie? He/she wouldn't even understand what's going on.

The fact it got 2 stars instead of just 1 as well xD

Really?? You couldn't tell in the first two minutes that it wasn't a Claymation movie with lambs???? And you let your kid watch the whole movie??? Ooooooooooookkk. SMH

This HAS to be sarcasm

UHM......you let your kid watch the WHOLE FILM!? Like wasn't the first 10 minutes a dead giveaway....

The Silence of Your Child's Mind.

I doubt he would’ve even payed attention to it. He would have been bored.

Pull the other one.

You just stick a dvd on and leave?

I love that it still got two stars!

turn it off / leave the room - both options when it's the wrong film

But... but that was her own fault for not checking the description... why the 2 stars?

Your kid watched the whole thing and you didn't notice???????

would you just put a show on and walk out on your 3 year old for 2 hours??? Im horrified!

So did you watch the entire movie before you realised it wasn't a claymation about sheep?

jesus poor kid

This is phony, there is no way anyone would not know after 15 seconds it wasn't the movie she wanted.

WOOT WOOT BS Alert. Either that or horrid parent who apparently lets a 3yr old operate the DVD player and then walks out of the room for 3 hrs with no supervision.

omg! I thought it was only me, who thought "The Silence of The Lamb' was one of 'Shaun The Sheep' episode

Stupid, this person is.

XD

Haha.. this made me actually chuckle...

Why did they blur out the word whale?

Some people really don't know anything about history and actual events.

Come on, let it go!

Rudyard Kipling is rolling in his grave.

Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.

Congrats!!👍

Agree. Very obvious plothole.

Very deep:) The whole entertainment world for kids is about making money with fears and laughter...

I can't believe i'm the first to throw out this thought .... Let It Go.

Mall Flop. I don't blame you

Ah no not forin language!!!!

This.

Have you MET Trump voters???

This should be way higher lol

Wait until you see "Horns".

No, but there WILL be.

One person actually found the review helpful, I'm done

To be honest... Jar Jar Binks is like -5 stars for me...

Go git me anutha movie now, Cletus. This one don't got no cars in it.

:):):):):)

This is most upsetting. First, because people only want to watch films in English (doubtlessly because they are incapable of reading subtitles); second, because they can't even tell that the film is in Korean, not Chinese! Do they even know there is a country called Korea, where people speak Korean? Have people always been so ignorant?

George would be a good writer.

And the little rats saw a good movie.

He also gave 1 Star for Terminator for the same reason. Arnie never said please or thank-you. Rude.

That is the only complaint they could find?? Or maybe they were hoping to snack the trauma away and even that was denied to them ...

No, it is not a children's cartoon, but it was dead funny!

Amphibian.

Well Tom Cruise is getting really old, give him a break..